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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 09:09:00 -
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We have Jihad terrorists in New Eden. A buddy of mine reported a group of pilots calling themselves 'Jihad' and are killing pilots.
I am more than willing to be a DED Police Officer from CONCORD and I can start by receiving emergency calls. Just put me into your buddy list in "People and Places" category in the Neocom. I will respond to your emergency call provided you give me the location of the system you're in and where the incident occurred. The investigation will begin from there.
In the meantime, I am looking for anyone who is willing to work with me on this and become DED Police Officers, the same way we have live ISD staff and personnel.
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Plave Okice
The Okice Family
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Posted - 2009.08.25 09:11:00 -
[2]
And what exactly will you be doing to help?
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RedSplat
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
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Posted - 2009.08.25 09:39:00 -
[3]
I also mm willing to be a DED Polis man.
Thosenaught pirates and griebers wull rule the day!
 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
The Space P0lice
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Posted - 2009.08.25 09:44:00 -
[4]
I'm in the space police, how can I help you?
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
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Xander Nilunar
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Posted - 2009.08.25 09:54:00 -
[5]
So, your going to engage these "jihads" in high sec??
Thats basically what they want you to do dumbo.
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Zaisig Murakk
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.25 10:12:00 -
[6]
u mad~
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JemtekTSP
Amarr
Active Fusion
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Posted - 2009.08.25 10:29:00 -
[7]
I have 17 mil, will that help?
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Lyvv
Amarr
PPN United
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2009.08.25 10:31:00 -
[8]
lol best thread ever!
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WeaponsHot
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Posted - 2009.08.25 11:14:00 -
[9]
Originally by: Plave Okice
And what exactly will you be doing to help?
probably declare war to all cops just in case (someone gets naughty) 
But agree with original poster EVE lacks of such "head hunters" profession to make rat's life more interesting.
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Rovan Stargazer
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 11:24:00 -
[10]
Always wanted to be a crooked cop, so this feature would be perfect.
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Leer0y Brown
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Posted - 2009.08.25 11:36:00 -
[11]
THIS IS GAME! |
Vordak Kallager
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.08.25 12:20:00 -
[12]
Help me! There are Jihadists in Amamake! Just go wait in the belts, preferably with expensive ships, kthxbai.
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Scum Ball
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Posted - 2009.08.25 12:49:00 -
[13]
I need help! Can i have 17m?
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Mashashige
Minmatar
Eternal Perseverance Flight School
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Posted - 2009.08.25 13:20:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Soporo
CB > WEOWEOWEOWEO
CB > WEOWEOWEOWEOWEW
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"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." |
g0ggalor
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Posted - 2009.08.25 13:33:00 -
[15]
Concord response > you 23J away
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Zed Jackelope
Insert Obscure Latin Name
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Posted - 2009.08.25 13:54:00 -
[16]
"We have a robbery in progress! Perp is minmatar, bring your stun grenades and batons!"
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Ban in place for using inappropriate language and evading the profanity filter.
When Will I be able to post again? 09/03/09
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rantuket
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 14:00:00 -
[17]
only if I can be the burnt out cop with nothing to lose and whose sole objective is to catch his brothers killer.
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Hoo Is
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Posted - 2009.08.25 14:20:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Leer0y Brown
THIS IS GAME!
Fail meme is Fail
Get a Dog and Shut the Curtains
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Spei Prodetor
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Posted - 2009.08.25 14:22:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Leer0y Brown
THIS IS GAME!
WRONG
THIS IS FORUM!
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Morvyn
Destry's Lounge
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.25 18:48:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
We have Jihad terrorists in New Eden. A buddy of mine reported a group of pilots calling themselves 'Jihad' and are killing pilots.
I am more than willing to be a DED Police Officer from CONCORD and I can start by receiving emergency calls. Just put me into your buddy list in "People and Places" category in the Neocom. I will respond to your emergency call provided you give me the location of the system you're in and where the incident occurred. The investigation will begin from there.
In the meantime, I am looking for anyone who is willing to work with me on this and become DED Police Officers, the same way we have live ISD staff and personnel.
The other day I was in Grispire making people's pre-nerf-fit Falcons esplode, and all of a sudden some guys jumped in and tried to esplode me! 
Can you halp?!?!?!
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Cre'tal
Eminent Disdain
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Posted - 2009.08.25 21:45:00 -
[21]
I know this would be a toiling, tiring, difficult job, but if CCP would agree to give me an indestructible ship with unlimited firepower and the authority to fire on anyone who I judge to be up to no good, I would gladly make the sacrifice to help protect the innocent. The poor, poor innocent.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.25 21:54:00 -
[22]
I want to save carebears too.
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Aralieus
Amarr
Traumark Logistics
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Posted - 2009.08.25 22:03:00 -
[23]
I would be delighted to take on such a dangerous job on one condition:
I can have one of these 
-Ara |
Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.25 22:41:00 -
[24]
Quote:
WE NEED LIVE CONCORD POLICE!
No we don't, QFT.
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:39:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
Quote:
WE DON'T NEED LIVE CONCORD POLICE!
No we don't, QFT.
Bolding the truthful part. 
I think this is what eh...mercenaries are for? 
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:44:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Plave Okice
And what exactly will you be doing to help?
According to DED's responsibilies, one of the jobs I will be doing is to track criminals who assaulted or steal cans from their victims (complainants) and either ransom them or neutralize them for bounty and give the money received to the victims. However, I am in need of older pilots who have the skills to fly battleships and have the money to get them. As of now, I'll just use whatever available skills and money I have now to:
a) receive complaints
b) rendezvous to the system the incident occurred for more information and
c) search for the perpetrators.
It's crude but it's a start.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:49:00 -
[27]
Originally by: RedSplat
I also mm willing to be a DED Polis man.
Thosenaught pirates and griebers wull rule the day!
I will contact you to discuss your willingness in private.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:53:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Artemis Rose
I'm in the space police, how can I help you?
I will contact you in regards to your assistance and service.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:56:00 -
[29]
Originally by: Leer0y Brown
THIS IS GAME!
Of course it is! Isn't that nice?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.25 23:58:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Rovan Stargazer
Always wanted to be a crooked cop, so this feature would be perfect.
Then you're not cop to be a DED Police Officer.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:04:00 -
[31]
Originally by: Vordak Kallager
Help me! There are Jihadists in Amamake! Just go wait in the belts, preferably with expensive ships, kthxbai.
Listen my friend, I know that system and you're not a victim. It was the way you made the complaint in this thread. All complaints must go directly to DED Police Operator, not in this forum.
Also, anyone who make false complaints will be marked as "Wanted" for all time starting with their name, Mr. Vordak Kallager!
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K'Toll
Minmatar
Synovia Venture Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:09:00 -
[32]
"Wanted" for all time by...uhm.....who?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:10:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
Quote:
WE NEED LIVE CONCORD POLICE!
No we don't, QFT.
What's QFT?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:19:00 -
[34]
Originally by: K'Toll
"Wanted" for all time by...uhm.....who?
Why by DED of course. They're free for all and that includes making false complaints where Police Officers would get hurt or even killed on duty.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:22:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Pajama Sam on 26/08/2009 00:22:44
I want to be part of the space popo too!
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Alternate Poster
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Posted - 2009.08.26 00:55:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Plave Okice
And what exactly will you be doing to help?
Roll up in a salvager and clean up the wrecks?
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Cre'tal
Eminent Disdain
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Posted - 2009.08.26 01:27:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's QFT?
Linkage
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Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.26 01:31:00 -
[38]
QFT
Quit F****ing Talking
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.26 01:34:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Rovan Stargazer
Always wanted to be a crooked cop, so this feature would be perfect.
Then you're not cop to be a DED Police Officer.
But without crooked cops nothing gets done. Who else will run into Jita with a bs fleet killing everyone that every killed someone and then somehow escape when the credits start rolling?
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Aralieus
Amarr
Traumark Logistics
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Posted - 2009.08.26 02:10:00 -
[40]
Edited by: Aralieus on 26/08/2009 02:11:35
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's QFT?
Quantum field theory, the theory of quantum mechanics for field-like systems
BTW: Is my Concord Special Ops Battleship ready?
-Ara |
OZEPATHAN
Gallente
Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2009.08.26 02:32:00 -
[41]
CAN I BE MOST WANTED.
I also have an idea for a cool show you can start. It's called Eve's most wanted. you kan have bad people on it. Can you start doing bounty drives on really bad people. Set a goal for like 1bn bounty and encourage everyone to contribute to it.
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2009.08.26 04:18:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Baillif on 26/08/2009 04:18:49
EVE Concord police would probably end up as stupid as LA cops are racist
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Azgor Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.26 05:25:00 -
[43]
DED police will be dead very soon I think.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:33:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Rovan Stargazer
Always wanted to be a crooked cop, so this feature would be perfect.
Then you're not cop to be a DED Police Officer.
But without crooked cops nothing gets done. Who else will run into Jita with a bs fleet killing everyone that every killed someone and then somehow escape when the credits start rolling?
Crooked cops are bad examples of corrupt police officers. What you're saying here sounds like Bounty Hunters. DED Police Officers aren't Bounty Hunters.
How will justice be gained with corrupt police officers? Will the public be safe with them?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:37:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Aralieus
Edited by: Aralieus on 26/08/2009 02:11:35
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's QFT?
Quantum field theory, the theory of quantum mechanics for field-like systems
BTW: Is my Concord Special Ops Battleship ready?
Actually, it means "Quoted For Truth" according to Pandemonium Heresy.
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MicroWarpdrive II
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:42:00 -
[46]
SPACE POLICE AT YOUR SERVICE
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:44:00 -
[47]
Originally by: OZEPATHAN
CAN I BE MOST WANTED.
I also have an idea for a cool show you can start. It's called Eve's most wanted. you kan have bad people on it. Can you start doing bounty drives on really bad people. Set a goal for like 1bn bounty and encourage everyone to contribute to it.
That would be a conflict of interest to DED. Civilians can do that however.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:49:00 -
[48]
Originally by: Baillif
Edited by: Baillif on 26/08/2009 04:18:49
EVE Concord police would probably end up as stupid as LA cops are racist
How do you know that Baillif? Can you tell the future in New Eden?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:57:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Azgor Khan
DED police will be dead very soon I think.
If that is true, then we wouldn't be living with police around. How can the public exist without the Police let alone Military Personnel? Would the five empires continue to exist without them? We survived despite the collapse of the EVE and instead of just populating in one world, we populate galaxies today! That means something.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 08:59:00 -
[50]
Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II
SPACE POLICE AT YOUR SERVICE
I will contact you regarding Space Police service.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.26 09:00:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
Edited by: Pajama Sam on 26/08/2009 00:22:44
I want to be part of the space popo too!
I'll contact you regarding your interest.
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Swalesey
Prosperity Through Violence
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Posted - 2009.08.26 11:34:00 -
[52]
I want to be the chief.
I won't fly any ships, but I will pull people in my office and say stuff like
"your a maverick but god damn you get the job done"
and
"Make this quick seargent I got a meeting with the mayor"
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.27 03:13:00 -
[53]
What I would like to see is CCP giving qualified players who has a security status rating of maybe 1.0 and up a "DED Police Officer" title like that of CCP, ISD, STAR, ecsetera title. Also, in addition to that, "immunity" from being attacked or shot at by "NPC" DED Police and Navy forces when shooting first at perpetrators. Players can't be a DED Police Officer unless they're a member of DED in the CONCORD Assembly the same way members in five teams of ISD including the staff are members of ISD in the CONCORD Assembly.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.27 03:16:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What I would like to see is CCP giving qualified players who has a security status rating of maybe 1.0 and up a "DED Police Officer" title like that of CCP, ISD, STAR, ecsetera title. Also, in addition to that, "immunity" from being attacked or shot at by "NPC" DED Police and Navy forces when shooting first at perpetrators. Players can't be a DED Police Officer unless they're a member of DED in the CONCORD Assembly the same way members in five teams of ISD including the staff are members of ISD in the CONCORD Assembly.
Because that couldn't POSSIBLY be used for greifing....
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.08.27 04:08:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Herty
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Rovan Stargazer
Always wanted to be a crooked cop, so this feature would be perfect.
Then you're not cop to be a DED Police Officer.
But without crooked cops nothing gets done. Who else will run into Jita with a bs fleet killing everyone that every killed someone and then somehow escape when the credits start rolling?
Crooked cops are bad examples of corrupt police officers. What you're saying here sounds like Bounty Hunters. DED Police Officers aren't Bounty Hunters.
How will justice be gained with corrupt police officers? Will the public be safe with them?
Don't you watch movies?
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Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.27 04:25:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Aralieus
Edited by: Aralieus on 26/08/2009 02:11:35
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's QFT?
Quantum field theory, the theory of quantum mechanics for field-like systems
BTW: Is my Concord Special Ops Battleship ready?
Actually, it means "Quoted For Truth" according to Pandemonium Heresy.
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
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FOR THE SLAUGHTER! |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.27 04:31:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
QFT
What have I been up to? |
Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.27 04:36:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
QFT
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FOR THE SLAUGHTER! |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.27 04:38:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
QFT
Oh come on.. That was like waving a little red flag with the words "Please come and troll me Lana!" on it..
What have I been up to? |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.27 11:03:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Swalesey
I want to be the chief.
I won't fly any ships, but I will pull people in my office and say stuff like
"your a maverick but god damn you get the job done"
and
"Make this quick seargent I got a meeting with the mayor"
Perhaps you'd like to be a CONCORD employee of the Inner Circle. These employees are militia ranked and discuss policies in Inner Circle meetings. This is beyond being a chief.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.27 11:12:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What I would like to see is CCP giving qualified players who has a security status rating of maybe 1.0 and up a "DED Police Officer" title like that of CCP, ISD, STAR, ecsetera title. Also, in addition to that, "immunity" from being attacked or shot at by "NPC" DED Police and Navy forces when shooting first at perpetrators. Players can't be a DED Police Officer unless they're a member of DED in the CONCORD Assembly the same way members in five teams of ISD including the staff are members of ISD in the CONCORD Assembly.
Because that couldn't POSSIBLY be used for greifing....
If this special privilege is used for grieving, then they will be removed from DED and become civilians once again provided more than three complainants witnessed and evidence show their misconduct. They will not be a DED member ever again therefrom after being court martialed by CSM and stripped of Police rights.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.27 11:27:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Aralieus
Edited by: Aralieus on 26/08/2009 02:11:35
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's QFT?
Quantum field theory, the theory of quantum mechanics for field-like systems
BTW: Is my Concord Special Ops Battleship ready?
Actually, it means "Quoted For Truth" according to Pandemonium Heresy.
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
Then that will go against freedom of speech.
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Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2009.08.27 14:30:00 -
[63]
Are you for serious?
"Isn't the Eiffel Tower an early prototype of a Minmatar Battleship?" --Illectroculus Defined |
sooperkool
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Posted - 2009.08.27 15:16:00 -
[64]
what are you going to do?
you cant shoot them, you could possibly RR them. however in the amount of time it takes for you to answer the "OMG I BEING ATTACKED IN HIGH SEC" phone the dumbass is probably already exploded.
op. you shouldnt lose a ship in high sec mining. ask lana, she hasnt lost one yet.
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Pandemonium Heresy
Amarr
Interstellar Commodity and Product Exchange
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Posted - 2009.08.27 17:24:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Pandemonium Heresy
No, it means something else, my explanation was deleted from the thread. I'll put it differently so you can understand. You are a fool that needs to be silent, immediately.
QFT
Oh come on.. That was like waving a little red flag with the words "Please come and troll me Lana!" on it..
Sometimes the best trolling opportunities come from other trolls...
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FOR THE SLAUGHTER! |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
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Posted - 2009.08.27 17:48:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What I would like to see is CCP giving qualified players who has a security status rating of maybe 1.0 and up a "DED Police Officer" title like that of CCP, ISD, STAR, ecsetera title. Also, in addition to that, "immunity" from being attacked or shot at by "NPC" DED Police and Navy forces when shooting first at perpetrators. Players can't be a DED Police Officer unless they're a member of DED in the CONCORD Assembly the same way members in five teams of ISD including the staff are members of ISD in the CONCORD Assembly.
Because that couldn't POSSIBLY be used for greifing....
Lana, this is like the third thread I've seen where you're implying that piracy and/or crime in general might be bad - or in some other way being generally helpful and thougtful.
I'm starting to get concerned.
Is everything ok?
--Vel
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshat. |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
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Posted - 2009.08.27 17:50:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Spei Prodetor
Originally by: Leer0y Brown
THIS IS GAME!
WRONG
THIS IS FORUM!
No, this is Troll.
Seriously. 
--Vel
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshat. |
Horatio Nately
Caldari
808 Enterprises
Malum Exuro
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Posted - 2009.08.27 21:32:00 -
[68]
I too would like to dish out vigalante justice...
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CEO 808 Enterprises, A Hawaii, USA Playercorp
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ShangoLianja Balogun
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:14:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
We have Jihad terrorists in New Eden. A buddy of mine reported a group of pilots calling themselves 'Jihad' and are killing pilots.
I am more than willing to be a DED Police Officer from CONCORD and I can start by receiving emergency calls. Just put me into your buddy list in "People and Places" category in the Neocom. I will respond to your emergency call provided you give me the location of the system you're in and where the incident occurred. The investigation will begin from there.
In the meantime, I am looking for anyone who is willing to work with me on this and become DED Police Officers, the same way we have live ISD staff and personnel.
Nice, were it for real (when would you gank me?).
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Guriko
Disgruntled Pilots Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:29:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Vordak Kallager
Help me! There are Jihadists in Amamake! Just go wait in the belts, preferably with expensive ships, kthxbai.
Listen my friend, I know that system and you're not a victim. It was the way you made the complaint in this thread. All complaints must go directly to DED Police Operator, not in this forum.
Also, anyone who make false complaints will be marked as "Wanted" for all time starting with their name, Mr. Vordak Kallager!
there are these nasty butt pirates called DPS.. who live in Molden Heath. they like to steal peoples can's, rob them blind and blow up their ships. they even succeed in blowing up people in high sec. you should go deal with them. i hear they are noobs.
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Guriko
Disgruntled Pilots Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:34:00 -
[71]
Originally by: OZEPATHAN
CAN I BE MOST WANTED.
I also have an idea for a cool show you can start. It's called Eve's most wanted. you kan have bad people on it. Can you start doing bounty drives on really bad people. Set a goal for like 1bn bounty and encourage everyone to contribute to it.
OMG BBQ YES EVERYONE START DOING THIS NOW!!!! YOUR FIRST TARGET IS THIS BAD BAD MAN NAMED GURIKO
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Diehard Si
UK1 Zero
KrautbreaK
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Posted - 2009.08.28 12:24:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Diehard Si on 28/08/2009 12:24:41
I don't check crime and punishment often, but when i do it never fails to deliver on those 'special' threads 
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Mashashige
Minmatar
Eternal Perseverance
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Posted - 2009.08.28 13:26:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Diehard Si
Edited by: Diehard Si on 28/08/2009 12:24:41
I don't check crime and punishment often, but when i do it never fails to deliver on those 'special' threads
Do you mean:
'special' ed? (OP)
or
'special' hot 16y/o 'female' with big boobs? (Lana)
or
'special' 12 y/o kid who's idea of comedy is to repeatedly troll people with bad meme's? (like 90% of this forum)
or
'special' '/emote blush... I'm a married woman' RPers? (providence holders get a whole section in the 'special' book)
Anywho, I agree - C&P is a 'special' place.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.29 02:53:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Msgerbs
Are you for serious?
I wouldn't have posted this thread if I wasn't serious. In fact, I've already established myself as a DED Police Officer until it's official that I am a DED Police Officer according to the public including CCP. Hopefully more DED Police Officers will emerge from that point then.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.29 03:02:00 -
[75]
Originally by: sooperkool
what are you going to do?
you cant shoot them, you could possibly RR them. however in the amount of time it takes for you to answer the "OMG I BEING ATTACKED IN HIGH SEC" phone the dumbass is probably already exploded.
op. you shouldnt lose a ship in high sec mining. ask lana, she hasnt lost one yet.
I will do exactly what I do to environmental (NPC) criminals to player (PC) criminals. DED Police will continue to investigate the crime after the incident is over. The idea is to find the perpetrator(s) who attacked the victim and make them pay for the crime. This is why kill rights are given to victims after they've been attacked and pod killed. Furthermore, it is why victims are also given the opportunity to place bounty on their assailants.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.29 03:03:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Horatio Nately
I too would like to dish out vigalante justice...
I'll contact you in regards to your interest.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.29 19:00:00 -
[77]
According to Rheiisha's article in EON issue #003, pilots had no protection from CONCORD ships or sentry guns around BETA and this explains why we have a lot of player criminals. The increased piracy or criminal activity since then influenced players into being criminals which includes pirates, outlaws, rogue security, terrorists, etc. and no one interested in law enforcement.
Yet another reason why we need player law enforcers. It may open a door into another kind of war and in this case, a war between the lawless and the lawful rather a war between good and evil.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.08.29 19:07:00 -
[78]
I can't believe he actually evemailed me. Best troll in awhile.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.29 19:39:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
I can't believe he actually evemailed me. Best troll in awhile.
I'm a she and I'm not a troll.
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Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2009.08.30 02:49:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
According to Rheiisha's article in EON issue #003, pilots had no protection from CONCORD ships or sentry guns around BETA and this explains why we have a lot of player criminals. The increased piracy or criminal activity since then influenced players into being criminals which includes pirates, outlaws, rogue security, terrorists, etc. and no one interested in law enforcement.
Best. Quote. Ever.
"Isn't the Eiffel Tower an early prototype of a Minmatar Battleship?" --Illectroculus Defined |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.30 13:24:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Msgerbs
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
According to Rheiisha's article in EON issue #003, pilots had no protection from CONCORD ships or sentry guns around BETA and this explains why we have a lot of player criminals. The increased piracy or criminal activity since then influenced players into being criminals which includes pirates, outlaws, rogue security, terrorists, etc. and no one interested in law enforcement.
Best. Quote. Ever.
*nods in acknowledgment*
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.30 13:58:00 -
[82]
By increasing the number of live law enforcers in New Eden,
that increase would also influence players into being law
enforcers. They are similar but the opposite of criminals. It
all depends on what the public wants.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.08.30 18:02:00 -
[83]
So how many criminals has the heroic DED po-lice caught?
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Nad0l
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Posted - 2009.08.30 21:12:00 -
[84]
I have 17mil can i help??
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.08.30 22:24:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Nad0l
I have 17mil can i help??
Beaten by 3 pages I'm afraid.
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innot
Minmatar
Gulliver Corp
Prismatic Refraction
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Posted - 2009.08.30 22:41:00 -
[86]
i know chuck norris irl can i help?
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karttoon
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.30 22:51:00 -
[87]
Can I be a DED police officer?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 00:12:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
So how many criminals has the heroic DED po-lice caught?
I took care of serveral non-player criminals yesterday and set up a 'DED Police Operations' channel for a few pilots especially new ones. The problem was there weren't any player criminals in the high secured systems I was monitoring. Also, no one called for assistance even though the emergency channel was set up for them. I ended up roving from belt to belt within a system and found minimal threats.
I need to get into low secured systems and find player criminals, there are lots of them there. Since there are no non-player CONCORD ships present along with sentry guns, it is less challenging for player criminals to attack ships entering or exiting the system, entering or exiting a station or found in an asteroid belt. It will take more than one DED Police Officer to be a challenge for criminal players in low sec.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 00:15:00 -
[89]
Originally by: innot
i know chuck norris irl can i help?
I'll contact you regarding your request.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 00:15:00 -
[90]
Originally by: karttoon
Can I be a DED police officer?
I'll contact you regarding your request.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.31 05:41:00 -
[91]
Live police?
No way.
And this is why.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.31 06:13:00 -
[92]
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Lana, this is like the third thread I've seen where you're implying that piracy and/or crime in general might be bad - or in some other way being generally helpful and thougtful.
I'm starting to get concerned.
Is everything ok?
You have to be behind someone to stab them in the back.
What have I been up to? |
Hatsumi Kobayashi
Bannable Offense.
Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.08.31 06:34:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
You have to be behind someone to stab them in the back.
Also true for reacharounds.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.08.31 07:01:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Hatsumi Kobayashi
Originally by: Lana Torrin
You have to be behind someone to stab them in the back.
Also true for reacharounds.
Its fun not knowing which im going to give isnt it
What have I been up to? |
Dear Abby
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.08.31 07:30:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Hatsumi Kobayashi
Originally by: Lana Torrin
You have to be behind someone to stab them in the back.
Also true for reacharounds.
Its fun not knowing which im going to give isnt it
With a bit of practice you can do both at the same time. for an accelerated course try legal maneuvers 302.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2009.08.31 07:43:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Hatsumi Kobayashi
Originally by: Lana Torrin
You have to be behind someone to stab them in the back.
Also true for reacharounds.
Someone obviously served in the armed forces. 
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:17:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Xander Nilunar
So, your going to engage these "jihads" in high sec??
Thats basically what they want you to do dumbo.
I didn't mention "high sec" and don't call me dumbo.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:18:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Zaisig Murakk
u mad~
No, I'm not.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 09:19:00 -
[99]
Originally by: JemtekTSP
I have 17 mil, will that help?
I'll contact you in regards to your offer.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.08.31 23:00:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Live police?
No way.
And this is why.
Sir, when are we in New Eden? In 2,009 or 23,347 AD? What you're saying is TOTALLY IRRELEVANT! What were talking about here is live Police securing the systems, FAR from earth and in space, on the otherside of the wormhole! Check the news and chronicles as well as the history of Empires in New Eden please.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.09.01 00:35:00 -
[101]
I killed a Drake and a Moa in lowsec today. Alas, no DED police showed up to help.
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.01 05:49:00 -
[102]
no we dont (yes i just finally read this thread)
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Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2009.09.01 05:56:00 -
[103]
If you are indeed seriously serious, I am interested in joining if you can get me a CONCORD battleship and allow me to fire at those I deem criminals withuot concord "help".
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Roastedpot
Blutkinder
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Posted - 2009.09.01 05:56:00 -
[104]
i just wanna have a bumpersticker
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Kaz Toffy
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.09.01 07:17:00 -
[105]
It's threats like the one here that make me come back to CnP ^_^
And that make me wanna kill a kitten...just for fun.
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Grann Thefauto
Spook Division
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.01 22:42:00 -
[106]
Count me in.
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Charlemeign
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Posted - 2009.09.01 22:44:00 -
[107]
Confirming I am the Terrorist in New Eden.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.02 22:05:00 -
[108]
As of September 1 YC 111 - DED Police Operations took place in Geras system at approximately 22:33 hours. Pilots were randomly selected by invitation to receive local emergency assistance. No one called for assistance and the Geras system was secured.
Approximately eight people who were presumed interested in the operation earlier were contacted. However, none of them appeared to be qualified due to their low security status. Some were even wanted by CONCORD as well.
If this idea of having live police officers interests you plus you want to be a DED Police Officer and you have good security status, please make your request to be a DED Police Officer and work with me. I need three people to start off with and train them with what I know about the operation and how to be effective in neutralizing targets.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.02 22:15:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
I killed a Drake and a Moa in lowsec today. Alas, no DED police showed up to help.
You have to call for assistance first before you can get a response plus be invited to a DED Police Operations channel before doing so. Besides, I am currently working in level 7 systems selecting each randomly in each empire.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.02 22:18:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Grann Thefauto
Count me in.
I'll contact you in regards to your interest.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.02 22:28:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Charlemeign
Confirming I am the Terrorist in New Eden.
Then this is to confirm, also, that I am fully aware of terrorists intentions of getting Titans to blow up systems to make a point in New Eden. So far they've lost. :)
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 02:09:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Roastedpot
no we dont (yes i just finally read this thread)
Then why do we have live pirates if we don't need live Police?
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Lord Maximullis
Amarr
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
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Posted - 2009.09.03 02:37:00 -
[113]
to the OP...No
nuff said
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.09.03 06:02:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Roastedpot
no we dont (yes i just finally read this thread)
Then why do we have live pirates if we don't need live Police?
This argument has changed my mind on the subject.. We so do need live concord police. Players protecting players is the best idea ever! In fact, why not make the faction police do it! We already have corps that fight for their faction, now they can defend the players in their space as well!
I can foresee absolutely nothing bad coming from this as we ALL know that faction war players are all RPers that love their empire above all others.
What have I been up to? |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.09.03 06:04:00 -
[115]
This is just the best idea ever.
What have I been up to? |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.09.03 06:05:00 -
[116]
Cant wait to see this implemented, im so excited thinking about how I can do my bit to help!
What have I been up to? |
PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2009.09.03 07:48:00 -
[117]
the perseverance of this troll is p impressive, i'll give you that~
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 08:05:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Grann Thefauto
Count me in.
I checked you out, you do not qualify.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 08:09:00 -
[119]
OK, based on what I learned in this thread:
Those who want to be a DED Police Officer are pirates and outlaws and those who do not want to be a DED Police Officer are not pirates and outlaws. Pilots with high security status claimed we don't need Police while other pilots with low security status are interested in being a DED Police Officer.
Therefore, based on this information, some pirates ARE the Police while others are pirates and outlaws. This concludes the thread.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.09.03 08:19:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
OK, based on what I learned in this thread:
Those who want to be a DED Police Officer are pirates and outlaws and those who do not want to be a DED Police Officer are not pirates and outlaws. Pilots with high security status claimed we don't need Police while other pilots with low security status are interested in being a DED Police Officer.
Therefore, based on this information, some pirates ARE the Police while others are pirates and outlaws. This concludes the thread.
I refuse to abide by your laws! I AM THE LAW!
What have I been up to? |
Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.03 09:49:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Those who want to be a DED Police Officer are pirates and outlaws
Not Pirates dude - Privateers! Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs...
I too would like to join, but only if i get a badge, doughnuts and a siren!
CCP - implement ingame sirens...
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 09:54:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Roastedpot
no we dont (yes i just finally read this thread)
Then why do we have live pirates if we don't need live Police?
This argument has changed my mind on the subject.. We so do need live concord police. Players protecting players is the best idea ever! In fact, why not make the faction police do it! We already have corps that fight for their faction, now they can defend the players in their space as well!
I can foresee absolutely nothing bad coming from this as we ALL know that faction war players are all RPers that love their empire above all others.
Each faction have one thing in common, they all want freedom and justice. I can't be a militia against one or the other. I fight for what they want. This is why the live Police are needed.
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.03 10:03:00 -
[123]
"Please pull the Megathron up onto the hardshoulder, take your hands off the stearing wheel and have your license ready."
"Caught you doing 3 AU's in that .9 system back there... what you got to say for yourself? Also your tail light is out due to the Hull damage. Im issueing you with a ticket, you have 1 week to get that fixed or the fine will be increased"
Awesome! Great opportunity to scam people outta money too - why are people so hostile to this idea??!!??
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.09.03 10:50:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
"Please pull the Megathron up onto the hardshoulder, take your hands off the stearing wheel and have your license ready."
"Caught you doing 3 AU's in that .9 system back there... what you got to say for yourself? Also your tail light is out due to the Hull damage. Im issueing you with a ticket, you have 1 week to get that fixed or the fine will be increased"
Awesome! Great opportunity to scam people outta money too - why are people so hostile to this idea??!!??
I'm not hostile at all, I agree! How cool would it be to be able to ACTUALLY fast talk your way out of a crime. Or slip the cop a 20 to look the other way while you move some drugs or illegal faction items around.
I wasn't shooting at him officer, he asked me to test his tank! Honest! Its a setup!
I so want this in game.
What have I been up to? |
Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.03 10:54:00 -
[125]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
I'm not hostile at all, I agree! How cool would it be to be able to ACTUALLY fast talk your way out of a crime. Or slip the cop a 20 to look the other way while you move some drugs or illegal faction items around.
I wasn't shooting at him officer, he asked me to test his tank! Honest! Its a setup!
I so want this in game.
Petition to add a "siren" mod for eve - im thinking a high-slot mod that makes your ship blue and flashy - reducing your Sneak by 10 but adding +10 to your intimidate!
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Jonas Xiamon
Caldari
Stones Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.03 15:21:00 -
[126]
I am in need of your assistance Ms. Junas. While I was filling out an application to join the DED Police Force I got to a box that asked for my Security Status. I figured, "Hey, no problem right?" Wrong. After sending my Minmatarian slave-girl, Shaniqua, to find out what it was she reported that it was in fact lower than zero. I, of course, was bewildered. I ran over to the terminal and double checked the information and sure enough it was, indeed, below zero.
This is why I need your help, I seem to have lost my security status somewhere and I can't seem to find it. I'm formally requesting your aids in finding this item I hold so dear to me. Perhaps it fell out of my pocket, or I simply set it down somewhere and forgot about it, though, to be honest with you, I suspect foul play, it may have been kidnapped, though, I have recieved no ransom note.
If you would be willing to assist me I would be forever in your debt. |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 22:04:00 -
[127]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
OK, based on what I learned in this thread:
Those who want to be a DED Police Officer are pirates and outlaws and those who do not want to be a DED Police Officer are not pirates and outlaws. Pilots with high security status claimed we don't need Police while other pilots with low security status are interested in being a DED Police Officer.
Therefore, based on this information, some pirates ARE the Police while others are pirates and outlaws. This concludes the thread.
I refuse to abide by your laws! I AM THE LAW!
Sorry to offend you Lana, it wasn't intended. I was only stating the facts based on the information in this thread. They were not laws. Below is the law of security status that affect traveling to certain systems:
1) If your security status is -2.0, then you can enter 1.0 space.
2) If your security status is -2.5, then you can enter 0.9 and not 1.0 space.
3) If your security status is -3.0, then you can enter 0.8 and not 1.0 and 0.9 space.
4) If your security status is -3.5, then you can enter 0.7 and 1.0, 0.9 and 0.8 space.
5) If your security status is -4.0, then you can enter 0.6 and not 1.0, 0.9, 0.8 and 0.7 space.
6) If your security status is -4.5, then you can enter 0.5 and not 1.0, 0.9, 0.8, 0.7 and 0.6 space.
7) If your security status is -5.0, then you CANNOT ENTER ANY OF THE ABOVE HIGH SECURED SYSTEMS.
I wanted my partners who were interested to be free in and unrestricted from traveling to high secured systems. It is why I was looking for pilots with high security status.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 22:09:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Jonas Xiamon
I am in need of your assistance Ms. Junas. While I was filling out an application to join the DED Police Force I got to a box that asked for my Security Status. I figured, "Hey, no problem right?" Wrong. After sending my Minmatarian slave-girl, Shaniqua, to find out what it was she reported that it was in fact lower than zero. I, of course, was bewildered. I ran over to the terminal and double checked the information and sure enough it was, indeed, below zero.
This is why I need your help, I seem to have lost my security status somewhere and I can't seem to find it. I'm formally requesting your aids in finding this item I hold so dear to me. Perhaps it fell out of my pocket, or I simply set it down somewhere and forgot about it, though, to be honest with you, I suspect foul play, it may have been kidnapped, though, I have recieved no ransom note.
If you would be willing to assist me I would be forever in your debt.
Sir, I never gave out an application form.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.03 22:31:00 -
[129]
In addition to the above post #127, these are how interpret pilots by using the security status and are not law.
1) If you're a neutral, then your security status is between -2.0 and 2.0.
2) If you're a pirate, then your security status is between -4.5 and -2.0.
3) If you're not a pirate, then your security status is between 2.0 and 4.5.
4) If you're an outlaw, then your security status is between -0.9 and -5.0.
5) If you're not an outlaw, then your security status is between 5.0 and 0.9.
6) If you're a notorious outlaw, then your security status is between -1.4 and - 1.0.
7) If you're not a notorious outlaw, then your security status in between 1.0 and 1.4.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.09.04 01:10:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
This concludes the thread.
Apparently not...
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Jonas Xiamon
Caldari
Stones Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.04 01:44:00 -
[131]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Jonas Xiamon
I am in need of your assistance Ms. Junas. While I was filling out an application to join the DED Police Force I got to a box that asked for my Security Status. I figured, "Hey, no problem right?" Wrong. After sending my Minmatarian slave-girl, Shaniqua, to find out what it was she reported that it was in fact lower than zero. I, of course, was bewildered. I ran over to the terminal and double checked the information and sure enough it was, indeed, below zero.
This is why I need your help, I seem to have lost my security status somewhere and I can't seem to find it. I'm formally requesting your aids in finding this item I hold so dear to me. Perhaps it fell out of my pocket, or I simply set it down somewhere and forgot about it, though, to be honest with you, I suspect foul play, it may have been kidnapped, though, I have recieved no ransom note.
If you would be willing to assist me I would be forever in your debt.
Sir, I never gave out an application form.
I made it, figured it would look more official.
Anyway, by those standings I guess I'm actually neutral, can I be a space poe-poe now?
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Words are in essence meaningless, action is true definition. You ask who I am? Then observe me. |
kahhhhhnn
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Posted - 2009.09.04 01:50:00 -
[132]
I originaly thought this was a broll dread.
quad tanked merlin
With the civi booster even.
Now that I know this isn't a troll thread I would like to help you with your quest to do whatever the hell rubbish you're trying to acomplish with AWESOME fits like theese.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:01:00 -
[133]
As of September 2 YC 111 - DED Police Operations took place in Reset system approximately 23:41 hours. This system had fairly light Angel Cartel activity and threat level was minimum. Reset system at that time was secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:07:00 -
[134]
As of September 4 YC 111 - DED Operations took place in Masanuh system approximately 0110 hours. There were medium Bloodraider activities in this system and threat level was medium. Although this system had only four asteroid belts, pirates was mildly high. Masanuh system was fairly secured however compromised by DED Police at that time.
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:12:00 -
[135]
Well thats good to know i can sleep better tonight
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Quote:
You know what the chain of command is? Its a chain i go get and beat you with till you understand whose in ruttin' command here...
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:30:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
This is just the best idea ever.
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Cant wait to see this implemented, im so excited thinking about how I can do my bit to help!
Lana, I want to invite you into the DED Community Affairs channel that is temporarily in the DED Police Emergency channel so that you can see for yourself the people in that channel who are interested in the DED Police Operation's service. Also, I want you to be the DED Police Operator and Officer to relieve me and be on duty after I am off duty. You're the law so therefore here's your chance to be one! You qualify for this job. :)
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.04 13:38:00 -
[137]
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You know what the chain of command is? Its a chain i go get and beat you with till you understand whose in ruttin' command here...
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Aralieus
Amarr
Traumark Logistics
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Posted - 2009.09.04 15:35:00 -
[138]
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, its about to get ugly
-Ara |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 17:50:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Aw come on, don't look like that! You're in too with Lana. Your background is good.
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.04 17:52:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Aw come on, don't look like that! You're in too with Lana. Your background is good.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:15:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Jonas Xiamon
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Jonas Xiamon
I am in need of your assistance Ms. Junas. While I was filling out an application to join the DED Police Force I got to a box that asked for my Security Status. I figured, "Hey, no problem right?" Wrong. After sending my Minmatarian slave-girl, Shaniqua, to find out what it was she reported that it was in fact lower than zero. I, of course, was bewildered. I ran over to the terminal and double checked the information and sure enough it was, indeed, below zero.
This is why I need your help, I seem to have lost my security status somewhere and I can't seem to find it. I'm formally requesting your aids in finding this item I hold so dear to me. Perhaps it fell out of my pocket, or I simply set it down somewhere and forgot about it, though, to be honest with you, I suspect foul play, it may have been kidnapped, though, I have recieved no ransom note.
If you would be willing to assist me I would be forever in your debt.
Sir, I never gave out an application form.
I made it, figured it would look more official.
Anyway, by those standings I guess I'm actually neutral, can I be a space poe-poe now?
There's one other thing I didn't mention earlier. You must have no less than 0.0 security status. This is for two reasons: one is that the ID profile looks suspicious and the other is, there is no positive security status to back up the loss.
If you made a mistake and accidentally shoot the wrong target, CONCORD ships hanging out by the stargates will come and shoot you down. If that happens, your security status will drop by at least 1 point depending what on their call is. If you have a security status of say 0.5 and made a mistake, then your security status will drop to -0.5; this will not look good.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:23:00 -
[142]
Originally by: kahhhhhnn
I originaly thought this was a broll dread.
quad tanked merlin
With the civi booster even.
Now that I know this isn't a troll thread I would like to help you with your quest to do whatever the hell rubbish you're trying to acomplish with AWESOME fits like theese.
I had no idea I was being exploited. In fact, you had no idea what went on between Factley and I. It took a lot of guts to show what little you knew.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 18:29:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Aw come on, don't look like that! You're in too with Lana. Your background is good.
Alright, your background is excellent! I'll invite you in when you're available. :)
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kahhhhhnn
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Posted - 2009.09.04 19:05:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
I had no idea I was being exploited. In fact, you had no idea what went on between Factley and I. It took a lot of guts to show what little you knew.
1/10
I guess with that logic your corp overall is exploited pretty often as you have a dreadfull record.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.04 19:07:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
This concludes the thread.
Apparently not...
It's the statistics base on the posts in this thread that was concluded, not the issue. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
The Happy Spacemen
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Posted - 2009.09.04 22:57:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Nathan Harrow on 04/09/2009 22:59:04
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Nathan Harrow
Aw come on, don't look like that! You're in too with Lana. Your background is good.
Alright, your background is excellent! I'll invite you in when you're available. :)
k...?
Do i get a badge and siren then???
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.05 02:20:00 -
[147]
As of September 4 YC 111 - DED Police Operation took place in the Algasienan system in Gallante Federation space between approximately 2250 to 0105 hours. Although there were a large number of asteroid belts, there were fairly a good number of Serpentis pirates and were not difficult to handle alone. However, there were some interesting news about the Josmaert constellation. Gangs from alliances have been known to hang out in this area and ganked anyone who tried to mine in the asteroid belts. They claimed the Algasienan system as their turf and that system could be one of the systems claimed as turf.
Miners were advised to never mine alone and should mine with a partner. Each miner should have at least three, although five would better, combat drones and no mining drones. Two miners each with combat drones would have ten drones to defend themselves and was strongly advised if mining in Josmaert constellation. Pilots are advised to use caution when traveling in Placid region for gank or war activity.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.05 10:09:00 -
[148]
Originally by: kahhhhhnn
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
I had no idea I was being exploited. In fact, you had no idea what went on between Factley and I. It took a lot of guts to show what little you knew.
1/10
I guess with that logic your corp overall is exploited pretty often as you have a dreadfull record.
Records tell a different story than life itself. They're not relevant or accurate.
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Imertu Solientai
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.09.05 12:29:00 -
[149]
I support this fine force of justice in a harsh and uncaring galaxy. I'll be sure to give you 30 minutes notice next time I gank someone so you can respond in a timely manner.
Originally by: Leer0y Brown
THIS IS GAME!
I hate you. I just lost the game.
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Lazaris Billarde
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Posted - 2009.09.06 01:12:00 -
[150]
Originally by: Xander Nilunar
So, your going to engage these "jihads" in high sec??
Thats basically what they want you to do dumbo.
best use of a 5 years olds insult imo. Been a long time since dumbo has been thrown around.
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Captain Gardak
Caldari
Ihatalo Navy
Ihatalo Cartel Navy
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Posted - 2009.09.06 05:06:00 -
[151]
So basicly your going to cuiside bomb the suicide bombers...? You wouldnt be able to keep it up for more then a week before you either go mad from all thies people *****ing that you will gouge your eyes out or shoot your sec status to peices to the point that you cant enter high sec. You have fun with that.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.06 08:42:00 -
[152]
Originally by: Captain Gardak
So basicly your going to cuiside bomb the suicide bombers...? You wouldnt be able to keep it up for more then a week before you either go mad from all thies people *****ing that you will gouge your eyes out or shoot your sec status to peices to the point that you cant enter high sec. You have fun with that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Ntestines
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Posted - 2009.09.06 10:46:00 -
[153]
This is a troll, right?
You cannot fight people who intend to lose their ship in the first place. You'll lose yours, they'll win. You will not be able to burn through a BS before getting concorded anyway, on top of which a game will be made with the kill rights you would give.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.06 13:40:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Ntestines
This is a troll, right?
You cannot fight people who intend to lose their ship in the first place. You'll lose yours, they'll win. You will not be able to burn through a BS before getting concorded anyway, on top of which a game will be made with the kill rights you would give.
This is like threatening a child with lots of free sweets.
What's a troll?
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Sabbathitman
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Posted - 2009.09.06 15:06:00 -
[155]
Can i join as the cop that works for the mob?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.06 18:40:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Sabbathitman
Can i join as the cop that works for the mob?
No. This DED Police Operation is strictly volunteer. Each operator, officer, investigator and special force operators are responsible for financing their job.
However, sponsors can support the operations, but that's another story. No mob would be associated with that either.
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HIBillyMaysHere
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Posted - 2009.09.06 18:54:00 -
[157]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Sabbathitman
Can i join as the cop that works for the mob?
No. This DED Police Operation is strictly volunteer. Each operator, officer, investigator and special force operators are responsible for financing their job.
However, sponsors can support the operations, but that's another story. No mob would be associated with that either.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
JUST READING BETWEEN THE LINES, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT WITH US BEING IN THE MOB AND GETTING A LITTLE TASTE FROM TIME TO TIME AS LONG AS YOU DONT HEAR ABOUT IT AND NO COPS GET SHOT. I'LL KICK 20% TO YOU WHEN I JOIN. THANKS.
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Draeca
Tharri and Co.
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Posted - 2009.09.06 20:27:00 -
[158]
I wanna be an Internet Sheriff too!
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Sith LordX
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Posted - 2009.09.07 06:15:00 -
[159]
Edited by: Sith LordX on 07/09/2009 06:19:32
Edited by: Sith LordX on 07/09/2009 06:18:06
(Webbed, pointed, neuted, perma jammed, etc.)
Pirate: But officer I'm innocent! She did it... Help me!? (Frisked)
Victim: Officer I need your assistance that's her, arrest her. She did it! (Points at her.)
Officer: I'll have to take both of you in. Ladies ladies, there's enough of officer pimp to go around and assist all of you. Lets get it on! (Pulls out 2 hand cuffs)
Pirate: Oh officer!
Victim: OFFICER!!!
Is that LIVE enough for ya. 
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.07 15:47:00 -
[160]
DED Police Blogger 1:
A miner reported a property theft that occurred on September 5 YC 111 around 2100 hours regarding a can belonging to the miner that was flipped or converted to the thief. The incident took place in Aldrat in the first asteroid belt. The victim was advised to stay close to their can or wreck and pick them up as soon as they finished the job mining or rattling. Also, the victim was advised to place bounty on the known perpetrator that stole their property so that DED Police Investigators can then pursue the perpetrator. If the perpetrator is found and the bounty is given to the investigator by CONCORD, that investigator will then give the bounty to the victim on behalf of DED Police and CONCORD for retribution. Investigation on the stolen can is in progress.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.07 16:23:00 -
[161]
What I would like to see is a 'theft log' icon under the combat log icon in the Character Sheet showing what was stolen. For example, if I rattled and neutralized the Angel Cartels, I would be able to see a picture of the wreck with a list of items that were in the cargohold and if any, items that could be salvaged that was stolen by the thief. Also, the ID and profile of the thief would be shown when right clicked on the icon the same way it can be shown in the combat log. This idea would give victims accurate information on who stole their property and what were in it.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.08 12:40:00 -
[162]
What I would like see is a page of the Department of Enforcement Division (DED) with DED teams listed similar to the ISD page on www.eveonline.com?isd.asp. The DED Teams are:
1. Police Officers - this team of officers patrol systems and respond to emergencies.
2. Police Operators - this team handles calls from complainants direclty to them and then type in the complaints in the emergency channel for Officers to respond.
3. Police Detectives - this team investigates reported calls whether emergency or non-emergency and this includes undercover operations.
4. Special Police Units - this team consists of sub-teams of the unit specializing in certain issues such as Narcotics, Gangs and Organized Crimes, Terrorists, etc.
5. Interstellar Editors - this team gathers information from Community Affairs and Emergency channels as well as from observing Police Officers on the field and put them into a report for posting, similar to what Interstellar Correspondents (IC) in the ISD are doing but non-factional.
Can this be done? There are some people I've already encountered who are interested in being a DED Police Officer in the beginning and could apply for position in the above theoretical page DED page.
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FireT
Gallente
As Far As The eYe can see
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Posted - 2009.09.08 13:24:00 -
[163]
Can't believe we have 6 pages going on a subject that basically boils down to dressing up a turd. I mean you would be just another bunch of mercs, because you couldn't be everywhere people actually got wronged, not do anything aside from suicide.
Also if CCP for whatever reason gives you the power,should they then be able to perma ban your account if you shoot an innocent? And give the victim your stuff?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.09 15:27:00 -
[164]
Originally by: Draeca
I wanna be an Internet Sheriff too!
I checked your background, you do not qualify.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.09 15:40:00 -
[165]
Originally by: FireT
Can't believe we have 6 pages going on a subject that basically boils down to dressing up a turd. I mean you would be just another bunch of mercs, because you couldn't be everywhere people actually got wronged, not do anything aside from suicide.
Also if CCP for whatever reason gives you the power,should they then be able to perma ban your account if you shoot an innocent? And give the victim your stuff?
You didn't see what I was doing in the asteroid fields and what the people in the DED Community Affairs learned. The DED Police are not just another bunch of Mercs and they are operating in high secured systems at the time.
It doesn't make sense for CCP to perm ban my account for shooting innocent people because I don't shoot innocent people. However, if there's a situation where I would accidentally shoot the wrong target, I would lose security status.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.09 15:46:00 -
[166]
Originally by: HIBillyMaysHere
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Originally by: Sabbathitman
Can i join as the cop that works for the mob?
No. This DED Police Operation is strictly volunteer. Each operator, officer, investigator and special force operators are responsible for financing their job.
However, sponsors can support the operations, but that's another story. No mob would be associated with that either.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
JUST READING BETWEEN THE LINES, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT WITH US BEING IN THE MOB AND GETTING A LITTLE TASTE FROM TIME TO TIME AS LONG AS YOU DONT HEAR ABOUT IT AND NO COPS GET SHOT. I'LL KICK 20% TO YOU WHEN I JOIN. THANKS.
I'll contact the two of you ingame and discuss your interest.
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Sky Princess
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.09.09 16:04:00 -
[167]
Is this a recruitment thread?
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Where ever I go, there I am. |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.09 17:25:00 -
[168]
Edited by: Seigi Junsa on 09/09/2009 17:28:50
Edited by: Seigi Junsa on 09/09/2009 17:28:25
Originally by: Sky Princess
Is this a recruitment thread?
Yes it is. I am the first one in the line of duty.
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Pajama Sam
Copia-WarRages Armaments
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Posted - 2009.09.09 23:22:00 -
[169]
You realize that this is never, ever going to be an actual game feature and you're just going to be shooting NPC's in highsec for the rest of the time you do this, right?
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.10 05:13:00 -
[170]
As of September 8 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in Uosusuokko system, Koichi constellation, Lonetrek region approximately between 1930 hours and 0357 hours. There were seventeen asteroid belts in the system and not much miners were mining at the time. Some residents there recently moved from another constellation to Koichi constellation due to agent missions which caused heavy traffic for miners. One emergency call was made by a mining resident and the DED Police responded.
Guristas pirates were seen in some of the asteroid belts and were handled by the DED Police. Some miners were able to handle the Guristas as well and this reduced the number of Guristas at the time. Therefore the Uosusuokko system was secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.10 05:22:00 -
[171]
Originally by: Pajama Sam
You realize that this is never, ever going to be an actual game feature and you're just going to be shooting NPC's in highsec for the rest of the time you do this, right?
Hold it! This is a game and one of the game features is securing the systems for miners. Another is mining. Still another is trading, pirating, contracting and so on. Whether in high sec or low sec, there's always a game feature in use. I just happen to choose high sec because that's were miners are!
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.10 23:20:00 -
[172]
As of September 9 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in Kattegaud system, Elfrard constellation, Molden Heath region between 1816 hours and 2342 hours. There's almost no one in this system and traffic was virtually non-existent. However, there were rich amount of asteroids, large veldspars in particular, and the system was precariously situated next to a level three secured system. Residents there were very few in numbers and only five were seen in this area.
The Angel pirates were seen and weren't difficult to handle. There was about ten asteroid belts and was the reason for less frequent attacks by Angel pirates. Overall, given the fact that there were no traffic, hardly anyone around and mild attacks by Angel pirates, the system was secured without question.
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Msgerbs
Gallente
Imperial Assualt Guild
Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2009.09.12 02:20:00 -
[173]
Rattled?
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C&P wannabe |
Johan Moisander
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.09.12 02:52:00 -
[174]
Edited by: Johan Moisander on 12/09/2009 02:52:11
itt rattling
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Rex Luciferi
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.09.12 08:20:00 -
[175]
Edited by: Rex Luciferi on 12/09/2009 08:20:29
Huh. I was going to say 1/10, but judging from the 6 pages here, Im upping it to a 9/10.
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Joe
Umbra Legion
Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2009.09.13 06:57:00 -
[176]
I was a Member of CONCORD in 2003, and it was pretty dull really.
All we did all day was run Missions alonside Pk's.. so we could all raise our Sec status up 
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Liam Fremen
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.13 10:46:00 -
[177]
I mean, wait a second..
You pretend to organize a "police group" based on concord, where other people with skills should do it by themself with you taking the credit of it while you post useless report about ratting in HI-Sec?
This is indeed going to work.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.13 13:45:00 -
[178]
As of September 13 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in the Nafomeh system, Somi constellation, Tash-Murkon region between 0421 and 1024 hours. Traffic was mild in this system and only one miner was seen mining at the time. There were five asteroid belts containing mostly Velpars, Pyroxers and Scordites. The Sansha pirates spawned mostly in the middle of the system and were very few in numbers, each wave was about 10 to 15 minutes apart.
One of the capsuleers who happened to be in the system was caught salvaging the wrecks belonging to the DED Police Operator. The capsuleer was advised to get permission from the owner before salvaging the wreck. Salvaged items are attached to the chassis of the wreck and are part of the ship which is personal property of the owner. Even if they weren't looting, salvaging without knowledge and consent of the owner is still stealing and permission is required before salvaging. Other than that, the system was fully secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.13 13:54:00 -
[179]
Originally by: Joe
I was a Member of CONCORD in 2003, and it was pretty dull really.
All we did all day was run Missions alonside Pk's.. so we could all raise our Sec status up
Well, in this case, there are several interesting jobs that shouldn't be dull. One is securing asteroid belts. Another is securing stargates and yet still another is securing stations in a system. There aren't any missions done and the security status goes up naturally.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.13 14:09:00 -
[180]
Originally by: Liam Fremen
I mean, wait a second..
You pretend to organize a "police group" based on concord, where other people with skills should do it by themself with you taking the credit of it while you post useless report about ratting in HI-Sec?
This is indeed going to work.
I don't know who told you I was pretending to organize a "police group" based on CONCORD as stated in the above and I did not do this job for credit. I know there are people with skills who CAN do it by themselves like I do, but it takes cooperation of those people to secure more than one system at a time. These reports are simply jobs that were done in the form of news and I want to include jobs done in low sec. I need people to work with me and make a difference for miners who would like to mine in low sec. Are you willing to work with me and make that difference?
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Jacqui Qash
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Posted - 2009.09.14 12:32:00 -
[181]
I think that the Bounty part of this game isn't used fully. It should be more like the wild west (in the US). If a character has a bounty and as a 'bounty hunter' you register in the local system or within a number of jumps (this could be linked to a skill or your sec status), you can try and kill that character (in Hi-sec) say either in that jump limit or a time limit without the whole of CONCORD kicking your butt.
Otherwise as now the Bounty seems to be a status symbol. I'm bored of seeing bounty on characters in Hi-Sec that you can't shot at.
If you don't register you not a bounty hunter but a pirate.
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Count Helmchen
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Posted - 2009.09.14 14:11:00 -
[182]
i for one belive we dont need any sort of "live" concord ...
what we need is a fix to insurance payouts to suicide gankers
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.14 23:03:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Jacqui Qash
I think that the Bounty part of this game isn't used fully. It should be more like the wild west (in the US). If a character has a bounty and as a 'bounty hunter' you register in the local system or within a number of jumps (this could be linked to a skill or your sec status), you can try and kill that character (in Hi-sec) say either in that jump limit or a time limit without the whole of CONCORD kicking your butt.
Otherwise as now the Bounty seems to be a status symbol. I'm bored of seeing bounty on characters in Hi-Sec that you can't shot at.
If you don't register you not a bounty hunter but a pirate.
That's a good point and thanks for bringing it up. Yes, you do have to register at the Bounty Office before getting the bounty. It can also act as an insurance in case you have to fight the character who has bounty on them and you happened to be in a system where they attacked you.
This could be you rattling three NPC pirates in an asteroid belt in low sec and a live (PC) pirate who's wanted by CONCORD comes along and attacks you. By being registered at the Bounty Office, you are insured to fight that live pirate, IF you are registered to fight that particular pirate, without retaliation from CONCORD. Furthermore, if you happened to neutralize that live pirate, then you can also receive bounty from CONCORD.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.14 23:09:00 -
[184]
Originally by: Count Helmchen
i for one belive we dont need any sort of "live" concord ...
what we need is a fix to insurance payouts to suicide gankers
How can you pay a person who has life insurance and commits suicide? Is CONCORD willing to pay insurance to pilots who deliberately take their own lives? I don't think so.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.16 00:53:00 -
[185]
As of September 14 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in the Deninard system, Balrille constellation, Essence region between 2322 and 0321 hours. Traffic was low, however there were dozens of miners in the ice field between two asteroid belts. Two large, humongous ices were seen and judging by their size, they may be the size of three or four stations each. This ice field was very busy as miners were mining for ice.
As for the Serpentis pirates, they were mild and easy to handle; not many were spawning at the time. However, there was one Serpentis wreck that couldn't be salvaged due to the lack of training in salvaging. Therefore, in order salvage anything, is to train your salvager skills to a maximum of level five. This would allow the capsuleer to salvage anything, anywhere at anytime regardless of ship wreck size.
Due to the large amount of miners and mild Serpentis pirates, the Deninard system was secured.
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Valixithor
Caldari
The Protei
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Posted - 2009.09.16 02:07:00 -
[186]
Um... maybe it's late, or maybe I haven't had my iron or something. Are these people for real? REALLY? I've just walked from the infamous Joe Phoenix thread straight into this one. It's surreal. Just.. WOW. I feel lightheaded. All these reading of crazy people's posts makes my mind boggle.
Damn!
P.S When I say crazy people, in the Joe Phoneix thread, I'm referring to Phoenix himself. Everyone else is awesome :D In this thread, it should be evident.
Originally by: Yoravian
If by 'you guys are pretty nasty' you mean 'you guys are sure good at explaining game mechanics to guys like me', then yes. Yes we are.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.18 16:42:00 -
[187]
DED Police Blogger 2:
A capsuleer reported a stolen Orca that was last seen in one of the asteroid belt in Osmeden system, Beyt constellation, Placid region on September 16 YC 111 approximately 2145 hours. The victim said they left the ship for a few minutes and found it gone after returning. The perpetrator was traced to Chardalane system by an agent where he was last seen. However after the DED Police arrived to that system, he was nowhere to be found.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.20 12:03:00 -
[188]
Announcement:
To those who have been greeted and invited into the DED Police Emergency channel and furthermore, invited into the DED Community Affairs channel:
There are capsuleers who believe I was or used to be a pirate. My employment record is showing that the corporation I used to be in is a pirate organization. When I first joined that organization, it wasn't a pirate organization. It was some sort of a protection service organization the former CEO tried to organize. It was in no way corrupt as it is now and I am in no way a pirate; far from it.
This announcement is not about my employment record. It's not even about my reputation. It is about how capsuleers judge a character based on the records. When I invited capsuleers, randomly, into the aforementioned channels, I not only did STAR (Support, Training and Resource) team from ISD a favor by personally greet capsuleers in space, but I also volunteered to assist capsuleers in time of trouble. Whether it's rattling NPC pirates or investigating PC pirates, I gave my time to be there when they need someone. This is what I do, this is what I am and it is NOT ON THE RECORD!
It was a risk I must say and a big one. I had the opportunity to meet capsuleers from different worlds simply by patrolling systems in each empire and greeting them along the way; I can never know for sure when I will meet them again. I even had the opportunity to meet capsuleers from different professions as well as neighborhoods in communities throughout solar systems. I learned from those opportunities and put them into useful tools for not just for myself, but for the public. That tool is where the DED Police come in. I became this tool for the public and it's intentions are good.
I was never a pirate, therefore please don't believe I was.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.21 11:52:00 -
[189]
As of September 18 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in the Samanuni system, Aokinen constellation, Black Rise region between 1837 and 0115 hours. One thing about this system that is different from the other systems is that there would be a lot of PC pirates around. It is because Black Rise region have a lot of low secured systems in each constellation. PC pirates reside in these low secured systems and most of them have access to level 5 and 6 secured systems. This bothered miners in the Samanuni system even though it is level 7 secured.
The Gurista pirates were very few and not difficult to neutralize and control. There weren't much spawning at the time and this was the cause of few Gurista pirates attacking miners when the DED Police was present. As a result, the Samanuni system was secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.21 11:57:00 -
[190]
As of September 19 YC 111:
DED Police Operations took place in the Abudban system, Ortner constellation, Heimatar region between 2118 and 0305 hours. There were twenty-two asteroids and one ice field in this system. A lot of miners were populated in the ice field mining ices than in asteroid fields.
The Angel pirates were mildly aggressive in this system. Spawning was medium and the number of belts present made the Angel pirates appear small and less frequent. What was noticed was that pirates guard belts where miners are mining and this explains why some belts hardly have any pirates. Therefore, the Abudban system was secured as a result.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.21 12:02:00 -
[191]
As of September 20 YC 111:
DED Police Operation took place in the Irnin system, Throne Worlds constellation, Domain region between 1544 and 2010 hours. Fourteen asteroid belts were in this system and keeping up with the Sansha pirates were not difficult, barely. The issue in this system was Sansha pirates bothering miners. One emergency call was made and the DED Police responded only to arrive just after the complainant took care of the pirates themselves.
However, this was anticipated by knocking pirates out in other belts where miners moved to that location and it shifted the spawning of pirates in certain belts to those belts.
As a result, the Sansha pirates in asteroid belts in the Irnin system was controlled and spawning in this system was slightly aggressive.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.22 21:36:00 -
[192]
As of September 21 YC 111:
DED Police Operation took place in the Halle system, Osnins constellation, Everyshore region between 1745 and 2304 hours. There were five asteroid belts in this system plus traffic was fairly medium. However, there were about two miners mining in the asteroid belts.
Due to the small amount of miners mining and very few asteroid fields, the Serpentis pirates were also small especially when some miners use their combat drones to neutralize them. There were no complaints regarding PC pirates stealing cans and/or wrecks except for how to counter them effectively without CONCORD intervention. Therefore the Halle system was, without question, secured.
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Raiiden
Gallente
BAD WOLF INC.
Maru Ka'ge
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Posted - 2009.09.23 20:17:00 -
[193]
I HEREBY NOMINATE MYSELF AS POLICE COMMISSIONER.
LET THE BOOZING, WHORING, AND SMOKING DOPE BEGIN ALL ACROSS NEW EDEN!
BRIBES CAN BE SENT TO MYSELF.
PROTECTION CONTRACTS AVAILABLE!
MED-EVAC POD SERVICE INCLUDED! (at a small fee)
LONG LIVE THAT FAT S@#T EVE!
oh yea JIIIIIGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD whatever that means!
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Tri`Zeem |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.25 22:00:00 -
[194]
The Forge Region - Anttanen Constellation
Geras System
The Geras system was patrolled by DED Police between 17:50 and 21:20 GTM hours on September 25 YC 111. The Gurista pirates appeared to have been active and caused some miners to move from one belt to other and other miners kept their distance of about 300km from 0KM in a belt for safety. Such precautionary measures we necessary, therefore the Geras system was secured due to minimum collateral damages and zero casualties.
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Exitar Stormscion
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Posted - 2009.09.25 23:37:00 -
[195]
STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT !
Mortal in body
Eternal in will. |
Weynard
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Posted - 2009.09.26 18:48:00 -
[196]
Edited by: Weynard on 26/09/2009 18:53:11
2009.09.26 10:44:00
Victim: Weynard
Corporation: German Elite Corp
Alliance: None
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Iteron Mark IV
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Damage taken: 2054
Involved parties:
Name: Seigi Junsan (laid the final blow)
Security: 8.9
Corporation: DED.
Alliance: CONCORD Assembly.
Faction: NONE
Ship: CONCORD Special Ops Cruiser
Weapon: Troll Catapult III
Damage Done: 2054
Destroyed items:
Medium Cargohold Optimization I, Qty.: 3
Expanded Cargohold II, Qty.: 2
Vespa II, Qty.: 100 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Hulk (Cargo)
Hobgoblin II, Qty.: 150 (Cargo)
Expanded Cargohold II
Valkyrie II, Qty.: 100 (Cargo)
ESPLAIN IT!! I SRSLY THOUGHT U WER ONEST!!! DAT WER BOUT 3 MONS OF WURK! HOW KAN U DO DIS? I THOUGHT U WER A POLISMAN? I WANT MY STUFF BAK U TIEF!! AND ALSO U CHEATETED CUZ THER R NO TEK 3 WEPNS!!!oneeleven!
Keep feeding the troll, you are awesome guys... lets see how it reacts...
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.27 17:16:00 -
[197]
Metropolis Region - Ankard Constellation
Reset System
Reset system was patrolled by DED Police between 23:56 and 05:45 hours on September 26 YC 111. One call was made by a resident who was watching pirates entering system VI, asteroid belt 2 approximately 02:12:34 hours while they were mining. DED Police responded to the location approximately 02:12:46 hours. The situation with the Archangel pirates was controlled and cleared.
Combat drones were used in place of missiles and were set to attack and follow aggressively with focus against targets by DED Police. They were effective enough to launch one combat drone to each target rather all at once followed by their mothership which added more firepower using one high powered turret.
As a result, the Reset system was secured.
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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.27 18:15:00 -
[198]
wow, never thought reading an accoun tof someones random ratting could be mildly entertaining for the 2 seconds it took for me to fill my face before logging in
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Demitria Fernir
Caldari
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.27 19:18:00 -
[199]
I walked in the wrong thread, sorry.
THIS is my main. |
Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.28 23:42:00 -
[200]
Kor-Azor Region - Gebem Constellation
Masanuh System
The Masanuh system was patrolled by the DED Police between 17:26 and 20:51 hours on September 27 YC 111. There were no miners mining in the Masanuh system at the time and the spawning of the Bloodraider Covenants were less frequent. Therefore the Masanuh system was secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.29 09:01:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Weynard
Edited by: Weynard on 26/09/2009 18:53:11
2009.09.26 10:44:00
Victim: Weynard
Corporation: German Elite Corp
Alliance: None
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Iteron Mark IV
System: Jita
Security: 0.9
Damage taken: 2054
Involved parties:
Name: Seigi Junsan (laid the final blow)
Security: 8.9
Corporation: DED.
Alliance: CONCORD Assembly.
Faction: NONE
Ship: CONCORD Special Ops Cruiser
Weapon: Troll Catapult III
Damage Done: 2054
Destroyed items:
Medium Cargohold Optimization I, Qty.: 3
Expanded Cargohold II, Qty.: 2
Vespa II, Qty.: 100 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Hulk (Cargo)
Hobgoblin II, Qty.: 150 (Cargo)
Expanded Cargohold II
Valkyrie II, Qty.: 100 (Cargo)
ESPLAIN IT!! I SRSLY THOUGHT U WER ONEST!!! DAT WER BOUT 3 MONS OF WURK! HOW KAN U DO DIS? I THOUGHT U WER A POLISMAN? I WANT MY STUFF BAK U TIEF!! AND ALSO U CHEATETED CUZ THER R NO TEK 3 WEPNS!!!oneeleven!
Keep feeding the troll, you are awesome guys... lets see how it reacts...
What's this? Haven't you forgotten that killboards in Battleclinic.com for example are proof of who shot whom?
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W Iljitsch
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Posted - 2009.09.29 09:52:00 -
[202]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's this? Haven't you forgotten that killboards in Battleclinic.com for example are proof of who shot whom? Furthermore, this thread was intended to address the problem of terrorists attacking capsuleers and get volunteers into DED which is separate from CONCORD, plus control the situation. I haven't found one volunteer yet because of characters like yourself, who get in the way of good things.
You found no single volunteer so far, because seemingly all you're doing is shooting at high-sec belt rats, which is not only utterly pathetic but also one of the worst occupations in terms of money-making you could think of (for the record: ratting in 0.0 actually makes sense).
If you would go on anti-pirate raids in low-sec and try to secure a few solar systems doing this (think of CVA & friends in Derelik), the "DED" would serve some actual purpose (if successful, that of enabling some noobs to rat/mission-run in low-sec, if not successful that of funding the pirates inhabiting the area) - but for this you would have to fight real players
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Exec Rev
The Littlest Hobos
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Posted - 2009.09.29 15:20:00 -
[203]
I'm speechless, I thought I failed at eve but after this thread I'm now pretty self confident..
Thank you in advance(just in case, can I haz ur named or t2 stuff when, not if, you quit?)
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Weynard
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Posted - 2009.09.29 18:03:00 -
[204]
Edited by: Weynard on 29/09/2009 18:04:25
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's this? Haven't you forgotten that killboards in Battleclinic.com for example are proof of who shot whom? Furthermore, this thread was intended to address the problem of terrorists attacking capsuleers and get volunteers into DED which is separate from CONCORD, plus control the situation. I haven't found one volunteer yet because of characters like yourself, who get in the way of good things. This explains why Minmatars attacked CONCORD in the past because THEY got in the way of Minmatars' freedom. You have no idea who you're messing with.
DO you trust in battleclinic? LOL
Protecting from pirates? LOL
DED not being member of the CONCORD Assembly? LOL
no idea who im messing with? LOL
me getting in the way of good things? HELL YEAH LOL
This turns from a good troll into a very very pathetic troll IMO... nice RPing tho...(LOL)
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.30 21:06:00 -
[205]
Placid Region - Josmaert Constellation
Algasienan System
The DED Police patrolled the Algasienan system between 21:46 and 01:43 hours on September 29 YC 111. The Serpentis pirates were aggressive in this system that there were no miners mining in any asteroid field. It was about a level six secured system in a level seven secured system where you would see pirates aggressive and challenging. However, they were controlled and neutralized without difficulty. The Algasienan system was secured.
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Seigi Junsa
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.09.30 21:25:00 -
[206]
Originally by: W Iljitsch
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's this? Haven't you forgotten that killboards in Battleclinic.com for example are proof of who shot whom? Furthermore, this thread was intended to address the problem of terrorists attacking capsuleers and get volunteers into DED which is separate from CONCORD, plus control the situation. I haven't found one volunteer yet because of characters like yourself, who get in the way of good things.
You found no single volunteer so far, because seemingly all you're doing is shooting at high-sec belt rats, which is not only utterly pathetic but also one of the worst occupations in terms of money-making you could think of (for the record: ratting in 0.0 actually makes sense).
If you would go on anti-pirate raids in low-sec and try to secure a few solar systems doing this (think of CVA & friends in Derelik), the "DED" would serve some actual purpose (if successful, that of enabling some noobs to rat/mission-run in low-sec, if not successful that of funding the pirates inhabiting the area) - but for this you would have to fight real players
Originally by: Weynard
Edited by: Weynard on 29/09/2009 18:04:25
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
What's this? Haven't you forgotten that killboards in Battleclinic.com for example are proof of who shot whom? Furthermore, this thread was intended to address the problem of terrorists attacking capsuleers and get volunteers into DED which is separate from CONCORD, plus control the situation. I haven't found one volunteer yet because of characters like yourself, who get in the way of good things. This explains why Minmatars attacked CONCORD in the past because THEY got in the way of Minmatars' freedom. You have no idea who you're messing with.
DO you trust in battleclinic? LOL
Protecting from pirates? LOL
DED not being member of the CONCORD Assembly? LOL
no idea who im messing with? LOL
me getting in the way of good things? HELL YEAH LOL
This turns from a good troll into a very very pathetic troll IMO... nice RPing tho...(LOL)
Do you know what's disappointing? It's seeing PC pirates in battleships and battlecruisers loaded with big turrets, missile launchers and bomb launchers and use them on younger capsuleers who don't even have the capital or the skill to fly battleships and battlecruisers. They often were attacked at stargates and stations as a result. NPC pirates don't even do that in low sec and appear more civilized with common sense than PC pirates. I can't see it anymore pathetic than that.
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Weynard
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Posted - 2009.10.01 14:22:00 -
[207]
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
Do you know what's disappointing? It's seeing PC pirates in battleships and battlecruisers loaded with big turrets, missile launchers and bomb launchers and use them on younger capsuleers who don't even have the capital or the skill to fly battleships and battlecruisers. They often were attacked at stargates and stations as a result. NPC pirates don't even do that in low sec and appear more civilized with common sense than PC pirates. I can't see it anymore pathetic than that.
You know what? /hops on the rptrain
Thats why CONCORD put those shiny warning subroutines in your ship interface... it is named LOW SECURITY SPACE and no one should enter it in the first place! Putting aside the recently discovered, conquested areas, it is space the empires are not interested in and was taken by inferior factions who now own them. Should they decide to let PCs loose to the current degree in their space then that is the official policy in that area and would thus make you an outlaw acting against local statues securing those systems (just like any other anti-pirate corporation disturbing it as well btw) and should actually be expelled from the CONCORD Assembly :P
/hops of the rptrain
Also you ended this post like (p)ages ago, why are you still posting reports on hisec ratting FFS?
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Sith LordX
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Posted - 2009.10.01 15:13:00 -
[208]
Edited by: Sith LordX on 01/10/2009 15:13:40
Originally by: Seigi Junsa
We have Jihad terrorists in New Eden. A buddy of mine reported a group of pilots calling themselves 'Jihad' and are killing pilots.
I am more than willing to be a DED Police Officer from CONCORD and I can start by receiving emergency calls. Just put me into your buddy list in "People and Places" category in the Neocom. I will respond to your emergency call provided you give me the location of the system you're in and where the incident occurred. The investigation will begin from there.
In the meantime, I am looking for anyone who is willing to work with me on this and become DED Police Officers, the same way we have live ISD staff and personnel.
I are terrorist in eve, I killz u pod.
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.01 15:25:00 -
[209]
I must have clicked on this thread dozens of times but I still don't get what it's about.
I'm leaning towards shiptoasting, 'cause that's what it looks like. But I haven't made up my mind yet.
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