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Steam Cat
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.06.01 12:49:00 -
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Yada yada yada obligatory killboard.
Want to buy someone's tears? Need that craftsman's touch in your hired torment? Well look no further. Skunkworks has decided to go shitheel for hire!
We offer all the standard services (escort, scouting, spying, assassination, war, defense) plus something special: recorded tears for your viewing pleasure. That's right, should your enemies provide delicious tears for us, we shall bottle them on youtube and provide them for your viewing pleasure. Our trained specialists shall **** up local at every chance for those delicious delicious tears.
We're a small but dedicated bunch who just want to hunt people down. We are experienced both in and out of empire, and our specialties include constant harassment, disruption and frustration of all your enemy's activities. If they leave station, we'll track them to the ends of space. If they don't we'll pitch a tent.
We would list satisfied customers but that's confidential.
Anyhow we're in the merc game now. Psychotic Monk and I will be handling all mercenary requests from here on out. No ally requests please. |
Axel Greye
Nova Ardour
Dixie Normus.
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Posted - 2012.06.01 13:31:00 -
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these guys are pretty cool guys and don't afraid of anything +1 |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.06.01 13:58:00 -
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Confirming that we do mean things for money.
It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
Polly Poopsock Uanid
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.06.01 15:56:00 -
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Friendly bump
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16518035 |
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
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Posted - 2012.06.01 16:39:00 -
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and how is this going to profit me, in a nutshell? |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.06.01 16:40:00 -
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Technically we've been open for business for quite some time, but now there's a post about it. |
Steam Cat
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2012.06.02 00:06:00 -
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Kara Books wrote:and how is this going to profit me, in a nutshell?
I hear there's a very good tears to isk conversion ratio these days. Currency market is booming here. |
Tysinger
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
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Posted - 2012.06.02 02:18:00 -
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+1 for this group. |
Cetaphil Thrace
The Royal Dynasty
Stealth Wear Inc.
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Posted - 2012.06.02 02:47:00 -
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Awesome i have you loaded in contacts just in case |
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Cold Hand of Shadow
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Posted - 2012.06.02 03:08:00 -
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I support these people. Well, I really just support talking Russian squirrels but I suppose I support these people too. |
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