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Shad0wsFury
Caldari Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:15:00 -
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Good day gentlemens,
I have decided that it would be very useful to have a spy in your organization so that we can kill you better and have more lulz. I've already got my alts used up doing actual important things, so I can't afford to get one into a DEFI4NT corp myself, so I've come up with this idea:
This is an open offer to any members of DEFI4NT who are tired of living in one of (if not the biggest), failure alliance in EVE.
My offer is this: I will pay you for good intel. I'm not offering a salary, but instead payment based on the usefulness of the intel you provide. If you are a good spy, we will support you until you get an opportunity to steal a good sum of assets from DEFI4NT, and then we will offer you a haven in our corp as a member. Best of all, being a spy in DEFI4NT and feeding us intel will assuredly lead to epic lulz, which is the bestest payment of all.
So, if you're interested eve-mail me in game and we'll have a chat. Obviously your identity would be carefully protected until you chose to reveal yourself. Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:32:00 -
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How zany and original those Double Dutch Rudder guys are. 
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Myz Toyou
Minmatar Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:34:00 -
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Edited by: Myz Toyou on 27/08/2009 19:36:44 Even Johnny River knows Shad0wsFury
edit: and so does Ze Hoff  -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [gold]Your signature image exceeds the maximum allo |

Shad0wsFury
Caldari Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Myz Toyou
edit: and so does Ze Hoff 
DUDE I F-ING LOVE TOM BERENGER!!!1!!111!!!one!!1 Please resize your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Too Stoned
Minmatar Altless Green Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.27 19:53:00 -
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Really hope this works out for you guys. Seems like a fool proof Plan
P.S. David Hasslehoff is a Douche Bag....
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops How zany and original those Double Dutch Rudder guys are. 
I agree this is a terrible post and not funny, but at least we post with our mains windy.
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.08.27 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Zackay
Originally by: General Windypops How zany and original those Double Dutch Rudder guys are. 
I agree this is a terrible post and not funny, but at least we post with our mains windy.
Hi Flinx! Why did you reject my convo earlier? We used to have such fun :(
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: Zackay on 27/08/2009 21:42:30
Originally by: General Windypops
Originally by: Zackay
Originally by: General Windypops How zany and original those Double Dutch Rudder guys are. 
I agree this is a terrible post and not funny, but at least we post with our mains windy.
Hi Flinx! Why did you reject my convo earlier? We used to have such fun :(
What? That ain't my main brah (he's banned for trolling Jade). I actually like you and think, the majority of the time, you're hilarious. I just wish you would post with your main.
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Ahistaja
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.27 21:58:00 -
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no it's ok, general windypops is one of the better alt trolls on caod
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Ahistaja no it's ok, general windypops is one of the better alt trolls on caod
I know, I'm a fan. 
Windy will you sign my ***s?
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Gerdan BloodELF
Minmatar Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 22:52:00 -
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They cant talk they are all dead 8 stealthbombers jsut killed 90 man gang of theres :=)
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 22:54:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF They cant talk they are all dead 8 stealthbombers jsut killed 90 man gang of theres :=)
Linky linky kb pretty please.
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Gerdan BloodELF
Minmatar Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 22:56:00 -
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http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
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De Guantanamo
Gallente Destry's Lounge Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2009.08.27 22:59:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
story plz
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:01:00 -
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Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 27/08/2009 23:04:38
Originally by: Zackay
What? That ain't my main brah (he's banned for trolling Jade). I actually like you and think, the majority of the time, you're hilarious. I just wish you would post with your main.
Confirming I am banzored.
Gobbins would be proud, nice bomb run Cry Havoc --- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Gerdan BloodELF
Minmatar Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:01:00 -
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that would be telling :P
Basically stupidity really.
But i wasnt there so i cant say much i was just browsing internet forums and saw this and thought i would enlighten you guys to why they are all offline right nwo :)
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Cry havoc you can have a free dutch rudder from anyone in corp anytime. You are my ****ing heroes.
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Shad0wsFury
Caldari Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
I just fell off my lolerskates
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Gerdan BloodELF
Minmatar Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:04:00 -
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The thing is about eve is you actually have to think about what you do before you do it and only 20% of the player base is capable of that :)
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF The thing is about eve is you actually have to think about what you do before you do it and only 20% of the player base is capable of that :)
20% is pegging it a bit high bro.
Don't forget defi4ant pay for their space and would never EVER hold sov without TCF. I have a deep respect for Razor, MM, TCF - and to a limited extent MH. Their pets however? God awful and and endless supply of lulz.
Anyone wants to terrorize defi4nt further, stop by YAO-, point, laugh, kill. 
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Warrio
Caldari DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:19:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
Really? - |

Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Warrio
Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
Really?
Confirming this. Currently pointing and laughing at this in their home system.
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Spinalonga
Caldari Arcana Imperii Ltd. Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.08.27 23:50:00 -
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move into that system then and have fun every day of the week!
lolz nice fight CH
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gazarsgo
Amarr Einherjar Rising Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:16:00 -
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Doomsdays are overrated. Bombing runs are more fun.
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qwijJibow
Caldari The Unpodable Supermen Cult of War
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Gerdan BloodELF http://www.defi4nt.co.uk/KB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=17304
omg that must have been fun
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Anubis Hothyck
Minmatar Trans-Solar Works Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2009.08.28 00:26:00 -
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Confirming that the Cry Havoc. Killboard looks pretty awesome at the moment. Contact me for R&K Diplomatic Issues and Recruitment. |

Terribad
Gallente Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2009.08.28 01:01:00 -
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http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7819/loldefy.gif
a well-executed fleet warp gentlemen. props to the cautious and aware FC
(the third frame is only there so that you can see their wrecks pop up)
-------------------------------------------------- hi there |

Juilus Carnius
Caldari Powerthirst inc. Exiliar Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.08.28 01:32:00 -
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It's not hard at all to get into defy... So what is Double Dutch Rudders opinion about defi4nt's intrepid leader leader Ms Kipp?
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Shad0wsFury
Caldari Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.28 01:51:00 -
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Originally by: Juilus Carnius It's not hard at all to get into defy... So what is Double Dutch Rudders opinion about defi4nt's intrepid leader leader Ms Kipp?
The general feeling is an urge to crusade against white knight douchebaggery.
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Zackay
Gallente Helljumpers Double Dutch Rudders
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Posted - 2009.08.28 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Juilus Carnius It's not hard at all to get into defy... So what is Double Dutch Rudders opinion about defi4nt's intrepid leader leader Ms Kipp?
As a rule we're not "fans" of women. They can't steer well if you know what I mean.
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