I thought Ganking people in Empire was the final step to being an elite PvP'er.

I thought Ganking people in Empire was the final step to being an elite PvP'er.

And here I thought Blue'ing, NIP'ing, and NAP'ing all of 0.0 was the the final step to being elite PvP'er?..
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That's the Sov Holding Alliance skill plan.

Gankin mining barges and Empire noobs for $15/month is getting to yah hu...
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Snot Shot thread is now over. Time for a TEST thread

Everybody post clever image macros.

I thought Ganking people in Empire was the final step to being an elite PvP'er.

ha ha so funny I just shat myself

I thought joining Goonswarm was the final step in a 12 step program validating you are a complete waste of space and the human genome.

I thought joining Goonswarm was the final step in a 12 step program validating you are a complete waste of space and the human genome.

Do you have a condition which causes you to make unbelievably bad posts because wow

Not upset in the least, something in the realm of video games is about 30-50 levels below something that would enable me to be upset. Just stating an observation of what I have come to know as a disease.

My prognosis is that well one day you are sitting there and all of a sudden you just *Derp* for no apparent reason. Well after this it is downhill and is very hard to stop. One day you are playing EVE Online, minding your business, and it comes out of nowhere: You just *Derp* so hard you *Herp*. After a time your face begins to turn a colorless white, black lines start to form, your nose will become enlarged and the rest of your skin will start to go pale white.

I give you the worst case subject here.

This poor fella, Alex, apparently is so close to turning in the subspecies known as ''Troll'' he can no longer control himself in front of normal people to the point where he now gets completely excluded from large groups. Eventually he will have to be caged and then put down at some future point in time. It is a really sad condition.

We'll call him Powder for now (Pre Orthopsychiatric Wizard Delusions Evading Reality). He is apparently the king of what we know of these degenerates. If you or anyone you know is coming down with this condition, please seek medical treatment before your condition goes too far.

We wouldn't want any of you having delusions of grandeur and disturbingly high amounts of self-importance over a video game after all now would we? Do yourself a favor, go get checked today. Seek help if you begin to feel yourself Derping.

All you need is some obscure references and this post would pass for a Dennis Miller bit, long-winded and trying so hard to prove itself clever without any genuine payoff.

Wasn't really trying, when you type fast and think fast it isn't much of a task to speak your mind more than a sentence or two. If my last post was trying so hard as you say, your little pea-sized brain might implode if you saw me writing something I actually worked on for more than 2 minutes.

Now clean the drool from your chin and strap your helmet back on Percy, the short bus is boarding and taking you back home.

Honestly I don't know how to react. On one hand, you inadvertently admit your post was terrible and have the good sense to realize you should be ashamed of it; on the other hand you don't have the integrity to stand by your bad post and instead make excuses for it.

Neither, read it for what it is. You guys are pathetic as I posted before to your buddy there. Don't try to think too hard about this, it might hurt your head Percy. Some people out there simply don't condone the bullshit you folks pull and see you guys as a whole as something undesirable in the human gene pool.

About the only thing you guys can do effectively is soak more people into your group and get them to sink to your level thereby spreading the plague of idiocy. But I can say one thing of good that does come out of all of this - You keep EVE Online's other Alliances and Corporations free of dumb **** plebs that will follow any idiot. Now only if the rest of CFC could stand up and walk on their own without Mittens stroking them off they *might* be able to be worth a damn instead of pets of a severely socially handicapped drunk.

Now only if the rest of CFC could stand up and walk on their own without Mittens stroking them off they *might* be able to be worth a damn instead of pets of a severely socially handicapped drunk.

Don't need to. I just stick it in the wife.

Herp Derp.

In this thread we are not supposed to talk about the actual person behind a charactor. Sorry, but no can do.

There wouldn't be much to say about you anyway. I'll move on to something more interesting. Have fun with your thread.

Wasn't really trying, when you type fast and think fast it isn't much of a task to speak your mind more than a sentence or two. If my last post was trying so hard as you say, your little pea-sized brain might implode if you saw me writing something I actually worked on for more than 2 minutes.

Now clean the drool from your chin and strap your helmet back on Percy, the short bus is boarding and taking you back home.