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Bremen Saki
Gallente
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 14:09:00 -
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
IGNEUS AUCTORITA GROWS TO RECORD NUMBERS
T-M0FA, Delve
After an unexpected surge in membership, corporation Igneus Auctorita (IGNE) leapt into the position of fourth-largest corporation in the GoonSwarm (OHGOD) alliance today, overtaking both DarkStar 1 (DS1) and Ars ex Discordia (ARSED) in raw number of members. IGNE is now in the top three suppliers of useless pubbie ****tards to the alliance.
Attributing the growth to "a bunch of spies probably" and "maybe Tyrr[hena Maxus] scamming again", corporate sources report they are delighted to see their organisation "swelling with the dregs of Eve" and look forward to collecting tax revenue from the membership's tireless efforts to rid Delve of its vast number of pirate faction ships and their officers.
The corporation's notable past contributions to the alliance include the initial recruiting of eventual Band of Brothers defector, Haargoth Agamar, and at least one other thing, surely.
Igneus Auctorita's CEO, Aaron Static, did not log in to comment.
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VCBee2888
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 14:10:00 -
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newbzac |
Sworn Absent
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 14:16:00 -
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best pubbies
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Minclark
Amarr
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 14:50:00 -
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wonder bar is the best bar
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Kai Monra
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 15:13:00 -
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There are no spies only bots 
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Yussef
Amarr
War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.06 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: Yussef on 06/09/2009 17:54:21
 Originally by: Bremen Saki
Igneus Auctorita's CEO, Aaron Static, did not log in to comment.
In all fairness he was probably busy adding some useless graph to the IGNE website.
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Barwinius
Caldari
Ars ex Discordia
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 18:20:00 -
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I am offended and appalled that you make such claims. I too can randomly accept applications out of Jita local. |
Scatim Helicon
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 21:32:00 -
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grats on recruiting ALL the spies
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 22:47:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
grats on recruiting ALL the spies
MERCHI still has most of them, hth.
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Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human.
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: Devilish Ledoux
Originally by: Scatim Helicon
grats on recruiting ALL the spies
MERCHI still has most of them, hth.
I heard DBRB was sent by Molle to destroy our fleet participation
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Dungar Loghoth
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.06 23:57:00 -
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you're better than ds1 and arsed
grats i guess
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Nothing is more discomforting than the discovery of our own inadequacies - Carl Jung |
Vera Demo
Minmatar
Mothership Connection Inc.
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 00:18:00 -
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I don't get it.
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Dwight Hammerhead
Caldari
Bulgarian Mafia Squad
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.09.07 00:26:00 -
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Yes, and I have been given free rifterz to help me in this new adventure..
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Too bad at photoshop and too poor to buy a sig.
Amarr Victor? Unlikely. |
Xadus
Minmatar
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 00:30:00 -
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Best Worst Corp in Goons
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Heraios
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 00:36:00 -
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Why does IGNE still exist, and why in the world would Goonswarm keep it in the Alliance?
How useless do we have to be to get booted? You try and try and try and...
Bah.
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FTKirk
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 01:11:00 -
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Edited by: FTKirk on 07/09/2009 01:11:23
To celebrate this accomplishment, IGNE is lowering its membership fee. There has never been a better time to join IGNE or GoonSwarm. The membership fee is completely waved for combat capital pilots.
Hit me up in game for details and be to sure announce whether you're a Carrier/Dread pilot.
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Ess Erbe
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 02:52:00 -
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Still not a bigger provider than GF.
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Zarithas
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.07 05:36:00 -
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Originally by: Heraios
Why does IGNE still exist, and why in the world would Goonswarm keep it in the Alliance?
How useless do we have to be to get booted? You try and try and try and...
Bah.
You got to be Groon useless I believe. There are quite a few corps who are near that level but not quite at that level just yet.
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