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valsorim
Amarr
Spook Division
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 13:23:00 -
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The year is distant in the future. Stain is entirely occupied by the evil and puny Stainwagon corporations of the south. ...
Ahem, well, not entirely.... One small outpost of the indomitable Bricksters still holds out against the filthy invaders. And life is not easy for the legions of Sys-K, Klingon, Coven, RKK, Hellstrome, Stain Empire, who garrison the fortified outpost systems of 6Q, RPS, A4U, T-8...
Let us meet some of our noble Bricksters who fight and fend off the filth away from our residential area.
Scooterix, the hero of these adventures. A shrewd, cunning, drunken warrior. All perilous missions are immediately entrusted to him. Scooterix gets his superhuman strength from the magic bottled beer brewed and cooked up by the space alchemist Ultanix.
Waukeshix, Scooterix's inseparable better half. A delivery boy by trade, addicted to milk and cookies, Waukeshix is always ready to drop everything and go off on a new adventure with Scooterix - as long as theres lots of milk and cookies, and plenty of Stainwagon bashing. His constant companion is King Hopix, the only known mortal pilot who howls in despair when going afk and, upon return, finding himself alone in distant galaxies, with no enemies to shoot at.
Vimix, the local brawler and bard. Opinion is divided to his musical gifts. He thinks hes a genius and everyone else thinks he is the divine voice. As long as he speaks and sings songs of epic battles and godly adventures, everybody likes him.
Ultanix, the venerable outpost space alchemist, gathers rocks, ice and minerals and cooks up modules, brews and gadgets of power and wisdom. His speciality is the magic bottled beer which gives the drinker superhuman strength. But Ultanix also has other stuff up his sleeve....
Finally, Murtifix, majestic, brave and ill-tempered. The old one is respected by his comrades and feared by his enemies. Murtifix himself only has one fear, he is afraid that tomorrow he may run out of ammo and will be forced to use harsh language in local chat against his enemies. But as Murtifix always says, tomorrow never comes.
For a certain period, the Bricksters have been vanquishing their foes on their very doorstep. Yet again, the enemy, encouraged through the increase of allies and so called "new friends", throws himself into combat, not knowing it is utter defeat and anguish he faces, apart from humiliating loss. He acquires firepower, yet through the enhanced piloting skills and simple cunning of the Bricksters, he finds nothing to shoot at.
Victories are many, the warchests are full with spoils of battle and pillaging.
And so, as the whole of EVE naps each other, we stand proud and triumphant, knowing no pain, no surrender. Every night, we hold banquets in honor of our fallen comrades and as each new day comes to life, we thrive on to kill, **** and plunder the riches of our enemies who dare say they want to deprive us of the right to a home.
We welcome you, oh filthy ones, to our humble resort.
Bring good loot! 
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Alaxen
Caldari
Eve Defence Force
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 13:42:00 -
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I personally have a 100% efficiency when fighting Brick Squad.
You are quite welcome to stay in Stain as long as you want.
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Valerianne
Caldari
NoobFleet
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.09.11 13:44:00 -
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 Originally by: valsorim
wyaaaah boyabadaba moooooo
reading between the lines (too much text) reveals:
Stain occupy evil klingon briksters fend off filth delivery boy cookies musical gifts. Finally majestic and brave Murtifix at period vanquishing genius allies respected whole EVE naps. We hold banquets to kill a home filthy resort loot.
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HellsRazor
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 13:59:00 -
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Think your going to hurt the feelings of all the other "friends" you didnt mention. lol.
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Liam Fremen
Gallente
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 14:15:00 -
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Morale boost required?
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Systematic-Chaos, Executor |
AMPLATS
Caldari
Manson Family
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 14:43:00 -
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Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
The flame is strong in this one.
Alt cyno-ing off.
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Pinza
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
All you have to do is continue forming up 150 man fleets to do nothing, and then proceed to die in a fire while running back to your carebear cave. Here, I will give you examples... two t3 cruiser kills within 15 minutes of each other. Both lost to lolceptor fleets. Lulz mailz: http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108369 and http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108365
Peace out bro.
PS. Nice write up, however, I think you mixed up the drunk of choice on some of them there... Just sayin 
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Estios
Minmatar
Destructive Influence
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:04:00 -
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I for one have some props for what Bricksquad are doing, whilst I think your name is lame and that Admiral Iceblock seems to jog my memory of some whiney dude from that alliance ATUK single handedly owned, I dont really play anymore and remember they lived near Curse....ohh Xetic, thats is. Am I right? does he lead you and did he lead them ?
I forget stuff
Other than that though, props from being a small group of players who rock up into other peoples space and cause the residents grief. I have a lot of time for that style of play. EVE is slowly becoming 2 sides and anyone willing to sit in the middle and shoot people for ****s and giggles is fine by me
So HMV consider Andy Williams and Dean Martin to be "easy listening" do they? Tell that to my mate Dave, he's been deaf for 20 years.
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AVENGUARD
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
50% efficiency while having the region blue is terrible tbh maybe you should be boosting morale?
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Liam Fremen
Gallente
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:26:00 -
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Edited by: Liam Fremen on 11/09/2009 15:28:38
Originally by: Pinza
Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
All you have to do is continue forming up 150 man fleets to do nothing, and then proceed to die in a fire while running back to your carebear cave. Here, I will give you examples... two t3 cruiser kills within 15 minutes of each other. Both lost to lolceptor fleets. Lulz mailz: http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108369 and http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108365
Jerking off about t3 kills is not a good idea after this: http://killboard.systematic-chaos.eu/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=35845
Btw, considering the answers, i can clearly state that Yes, Morale Boost is Needed :)
Originally by: AVENGUARD
50% efficiency while having the region blue is terrible tbh maybe you should be boosting morale?
Oh, thanks, i'm fine :)
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AVENGUARD
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:30:00 -
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Let me know how that goes, also you should link some kills your alliance did some damage on.
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Liam Fremen
Gallente
Insurgent New Eden Tribe
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: AVENGUARD
Let me know how that goes, also you should link some kills your alliance did some damage on.
WTS Damage Control II
Are you intrested?
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Systematic-Chaos, Executor |
AVENGUARD
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:34:00 -
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I'm good thanks :)
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Pinza
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 15:35:00 -
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Originally by: Liam Fremen
Edited by: Liam Fremen on 11/09/2009 15:28:38
Originally by: Pinza
Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
All you have to do is continue forming up 150 man fleets to do nothing, and then proceed to die in a fire while running back to your carebear cave. Here, I will give you examples... two t3 cruiser kills within 15 minutes of each other. Both lost to lolceptor fleets. Lulz mailz: http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108369 and http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=108365
Jerking off about t3 kills is not a good idea after this: http://killboard.systematic-chaos.eu/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=35845
Btw, considering the answers, i can clearly state that Yes, Morale Boost is Needed :)
Originally by: AVENGUARD
50% efficiency while having the region blue is terrible tbh maybe you should be boosting morale?
Oh, thanks, i'm fine :)
Ahh yes, because running away from our 30 man fleet while you are at 150 is the same as getting hotdropped in your timezone. I will find you more t3 mails of ours where we actually fought instead of running like your brave pilots if you so desire, sir. But thanks for trying. This will help with our much needed morale boost.
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Mitch Taylor
Caldari
Dark-Rising
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Posted - 2009.09.11 16:04:00 -
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Its only pixels folks!
dark is having fun down here. I hope our enemy enjoys our company as much as we do theirs.
The Dark is Rising...
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Ventro69
Caldari
Manson Family
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Mitch Taylor
Its only pixels folks!
dark is having fun down here. I hope our enemy enjoys our company as much as we do theirs.
Dude, of course we do! Anyone make you feel unwelcome, you tell me and they will be swiftly dealt with!
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Naecuss
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 16:10:00 -
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Br1cksters offer "No Nonscience NAP" the entire region to Mission in peace environment and we Br1cksters love it.
Pwe pwe every time I login be it EU TZ or US TZ with lots and lots of targets.
Fun, frolics and many tears with my late night beers?
Thankyou.
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King Hopy
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Alaxen
I personally have a 100% efficiency when fighting Brick Squad.
You are quite welcome to stay in Stain as long as you want.
Yes you are quite awesome. You have been in 1 fight where u outnumbered us 3:1 :D
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Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 16:44:00 -
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Send a message to their Caesar.. We shall eat Boar & dance & drink and Getafix shall provide our herbs 
Vitalstatsitix (Scooter1) shall lead us to many brawls; where one holds off the many...
I shall fear nought... but the sky falling upon our heads. 
PS: Darado has to be Obelix - he must have fallen into the magic potion when he was a baby.
*Otak loves Asterix comics.. ..fond memories from yesteryear.
or challenge me to a game...
I'll beat you at Chess too - 5 days per move - challenge me
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Alaxen
Caldari
Eve Defence Force
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: King Hopy
Originally by: Alaxen
I personally have a 100% efficiency when fighting Brick Squad.
You are quite welcome to stay in Stain as long as you want.
Yes you are quite awesome. You have been in 1 fight where u outnumbered us 3:1 :D
You're using your alliance's low turn out as an excuse?
Bring more people next time. Maybe Burn Eden? Goonswarm? On wait... 
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Dracos Xenos
Amarr
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Alaxen
Originally by: King Hopy
Originally by: Alaxen
I personally have a 100% efficiency when fighting Brick Squad.
You are quite welcome to stay in Stain as long as you want.
Yes you are quite awesome. You have been in 1 fight where u outnumbered us 3:1 :D
You're using your alliance's low turn out as an excuse?
Bring more people next time. Maybe Burn Eden? Goonswarm? On wait...
Let's see BE.. bricks, goons (one time 30sec nap to kill your cap fleet ya and did take about 30secs to do it too "Ok Warp down to POS, dude where's my cap fleet?!") and don't forget the Sansha themselves being our most powerful ally allowing us to dock and crap... vs. Sys-k, RKK, Strip, Coven, SE, something with an L in it,something with a E in it, Jackson 5, Brady Bunch, KC and the sunshine band and the kitchen sink... Sansha's shall lose sov soon and bricks will be evicted... OH NOES !
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Gryana
Gallente
Silver Snake Enterprise
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:08:00 -
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LMAO, the panic is strong in this one.
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King Hopy
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: Alaxen
You're using your alliance's low turn out as an excuse?
Bring more people next time. Maybe Burn Eden? Goonswarm? On wait...
Wow you are stupid. What I am trying to say is that you truly are the pvp elite in your alliance being present in one fight in the course of months lol.
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ciapek
Amarr
Beach Boys
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:21:00 -
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Originally by: AMPLATS
Originally by: Liam Fremen
Morale boost required?
The flame is strong in this one.
Alt cyno-ing off.
"when you see this, you will sh*t bricks"
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glassmanipulator
Minmatar
Gladiators of Rage
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:28:00 -
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At least the bricksqaud killboard graphics and layout look nice :)
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Storm Child
Amarr
Domination.
THE KLINGONS
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:52:00 -
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Edited by: Storm Child on 11/09/2009 19:51:55
Originally by: valsorim
Bring good loot!
Talking about loot, I am still trying to sell the load I pulled out of the wrecks of your cap fleet that we destroyed last month !!!
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.09.11 19:53:00 -
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It's my understanding that Brick has like maybe 2 blues, very much like the mirror of WN in the north. I think give them credit where credit is due from an ex-atlas/RK corp.
I can haz Slave sets for cheap now?
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Swp
Caldari
ROMANIA Renegades
Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2009.09.11 20:04:00 -
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Uhh we're not in stain anymore ?:(
nice reading anyway :))
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Oofig VanDoogan
Gallente
Foundation
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.09.11 20:37:00 -
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BrIcK SqUAd - A legacy of (suspicious) Stains
<3 scoot
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Forthcoming Fate
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.09.11 20:57:00 -
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Woot, im famous! My loss is posted don't go stealing my fit now, i'll beat you if you do! (not irl please dont petition me   )
This is actually quite a terrible thread.
One question though, what happens when BOB goes Mark III and you only have two pets alliances in t-8?
Man, the smack is wearing me out.. im gonna have to go pvp..
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