Redflare
Caldari
Lompoc-Amish Industrial Labs
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Posted - 2009.09.15 04:26:00 -
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The Plan
We're an extremely large corporation (oh so massive at 10 members after 10 days of existence). We're based in Caldari space. We love mining and adore industry. What, were you expecting something groundbreaking, something breaking the carebear-ish mold of every other empire mining corp in EVE?!
Well, yes, we DO break that mold and we will soon shove it into Goonswarm's, Hydra's, RA's, CVA's, MH's, MM's, and every other alliance's face as we pound on them with the full might of thousands of bored Caldari, Minnie, Gallente, and Amarr miners trying to spend the evening on something interesting for a change!
We demand YOU! We demand miners, industrialists, but even moreso we need small, tiny, miniature-sized corporations willing first to take over low-sec systems and, later, Alliance 0.0. We need hundreds of industrialists to manufacture battleships, cruisers, battlecruisers, frigates, industrial ships, capitals, and T2 ships of war on the TENS OF THOUSANDS! We need hundreds of miners to supplement those industrialists' needs! We need hundreds of pirates working in conjunction with one another to clean house in lowsec and be pilots in our new interstellar navy! Guess what else we need? We need noobs, and we need a LOT of them!
I want 1,000 people signed up by the end of the month, and 15,000 ready to fight by the start of winter. It's a big adventure.
ARE WE MAD?
Hell yes we are! We're miners, and we're revolting against the common mold miners and industrialists everywhere have for so long been shoved into. And I am your leader. You have NOTHING TO FEAR!
  This won't work.
 Go die in a fire! Join the Californian Alliance today, and fight on the ridiculously well rendered and curiously empty battlefields of tomorrow!
So how the hell are you going to pay for all this?
COMMUNISM!
ANARCHY![
CAPITALISM!
MORE -ISM's!
By organizing all the carebearizsh and all the rough low-sec miners, pirates, missioners, and all others into a single, hardened fighting force of the best and the strongest (who will form our backbone) and the noobish and weak (who will pilot the ibises of our unbeatable CALISWARM and CALIFLEET)... I was going somewhere with this. But we will be badass! We will open a can of whoopass upon all those 0.0 Carebears who wage war oh so horribly in deep space.
Miners will be paid 90% of the worth of ore when they contribute to the corp. In return, they will recieve free BPCs.
Industrialists shall build the ships of tomorrow. They keep 1/5 of the profits (a massive margin), more if they mine. Very negotiable.
The CaliNavy is the ultimate embodiment of POWER! They're our pirates, our guards, our freelancers, our soldiers, the good guys (from our point of view).
The CaliSwarm is the chance of a lifetime for someone just getting into MMO's, someone looking for adventure, etc. They're our cannon fodder (who are all reimbursed for lost ships because, honestly, a single battleship can fund a couple thousand of these guys). But, they are given prime positions in the CaliNavy, the CaliIndustry, and the CaliMine. They are the real heroes in the new Californian EVE!
This is amazing! How do I join?
Many ways, o bored miner/pirate/mission runner/0.0 fighter/industrialist:
- Join the public channel "Cali-Alliance" (without quotations) if you are independent or a corporation
- EVE-Mail Redflare if you are the CEO and ONLY the CEO/Diplomat of your corp and interested in forming the Alliance!
Yes, two ways! Join the channel Cali-Alliance and stay there, it will take some time for the channel to fill up.
Well, this is too bad but it seems I've finally run out of characters. Giant block of text incoming.
Such a short, sweet, and to the point topic. JOIN US OR WE WILL WAR DEC YOU (with all our 10-member might! *shakes midget fist*
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