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Transval
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.09.19 03:39:00 -
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Hello OOPE, hows tricks?
Saturday morning and i'm bored at work. Just had an email sent to me by a friend and it raised a smile. So i wanted to share.
It's old stuff but style never goes out of fashion (shameless yoink i know)
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," he replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Bessie Braddock: "Sir, you are drunk." Winston Churchill "Bessie, you're ugly. But in the morning, I'll be sober." A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway). "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response. "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
Cheers!
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Lui Kai
Capital Endeavours
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Posted - 2009.09.19 05:58:00 -
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Yeah? Well....your mom. ----------------
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.19 06:18:00 -
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man, its too bad todays politicians cant do this without being politically crucified.
obama calling kanye west a jackass is the closest were going to get, im afraid.
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2009.09.19 06:23:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe man, its too bad todays politicians cant do this without being politically crucified.
obama calling kanye west a jackass is the closest were going to get, im afraid.
i wouldn't be so sure. Some of the debates in the house of parliament can get quite heated. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2009.09.19 06:34:00 -
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Nice. There's gotta be a web site with a list somewhere. Somebody go Chribba one.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.19 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Trustworthy Joe man, its too bad todays politicians cant do this without being politically crucified.
obama calling kanye west a jackass is the closest were going to get, im afraid.
i wouldn't be so sure. Some of the debates in the house of parliament can get quite heated.
well, house of parliment is a little different than over here in the states. over here if you say 1 thing wrong, you get beaten down by the opposing parties media.
i mean, come on. obama killed a fly. peta cried. he had to apologize.
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2009.09.19 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: Trustworthy Joe
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Trustworthy Joe man, its too bad todays politicians cant do this without being politically crucified.
obama calling kanye west a jackass is the closest were going to get, im afraid.
i wouldn't be so sure. Some of the debates in the house of parliament can get quite heated.
well, house of parliment is a little different than over here in the states. over here if you say 1 thing wrong, you get beaten down by the opposing parties media.
i mean, come on. obama killed a fly. peta cried. he had to apologize.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.19 13:23:00 -
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It's like a school playground. "YEEAAAAAH"
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KingsGambit
Caldari Knights
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Posted - 2009.09.19 14:03:00 -
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I know you are, but what am I? -------------
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.09.19 15:42:00 -
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it's like Congress with a two-drink minimum.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.09.19 15:46:00 -
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Originally by: Karma it's like Congress with a two-drink minimum.
That's a Conservative estimate.
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Canis Trucido
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Posted - 2009.09.19 15:55:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Karma it's like Congress with a two-drink minimum.
That's a Conservative estimate.
ba ZING!!!
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Micia
Minmatar Hand Of Muritor
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Posted - 2009.09.19 21:25:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0 |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.09.19 21:43:00 -
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"What is the difference between a Donkey and an Ass?"
"One's a Trade Union member and one's a member of the Cabinet!"
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Richest Mofo
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Posted - 2009.09.20 13:45:00 -
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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Twelve Jackals
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Posted - 2009.09.22 07:26:00 -
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Originally by: Richest Mofo Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
fetchez la vache!
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F'nog
Amarr Celestial Horizon Corp.
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Posted - 2009.09.22 07:41:00 -
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Originally by: Twelve Jackals
Originally by: Richest Mofo Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
fetchez la vache!
Quoi?
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero! /me bows
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2009.09.22 07:52:00 -
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Edited by: BiggestT on 22/09/2009 07:52:32 Red Dwarf is simply the best.
Kryton: "You are a piece of tuberculotic sputum"
Lister: "You're a cancerous polyp on the anus of society" EVE Trivia EVE History
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Twelve Jackals
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Posted - 2009.09.22 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog
Originally by: Twelve Jackals
Originally by: Richest Mofo Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
fetchez la vache!
Quoi?
Fetchez la vache!
*moooooooh*
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2009.09.22 23:29:00 -
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RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!
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