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Covex
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Posted - 2004.10.23 07:42:00 -
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This is a little story about what happened lastnight or tonight, well its all one and the same.
Shameless plug and history: Venom Corp is a ebil pirate corp that has both carebear and ebil pirates in the same corp. Threw this mix the carebears learn how to defend themselfs and the ebil pirates get all the ammo they can shoot. I am the ceo of this little bastion of chaos. One thing i dont understand, when u ask someone to evemail it to you, why do they type it in the corp chat and not evemail it?
Its friday night and i come home from work around 10 pm, and log into Eve, almost automatically I get a convo from a dir who hasnt been on in a week. She lets me know that she bought a couple of torp bpo's and ask me to find a lab slot, which i already have two of and im not gonna let em go till im done with em so nah :P.
Then in corp chat i get a carebear/nub pvper asking me why ca, sa, xetic, cfs, and fa dont like us. followed closly by another person asking me why they dont have heavy fof. I tell the new guy that we pretty much had providence to ourselfs for about 2 months and then all these people came in and started shooting at us so we pwned them and now they dont like us. (most of this is true im not gonna deney that we lost a few ships). Then i get one of my dirs on the task of purchasing heavy fof bpos and building em so we can keep our pvper pvping.
In the midst of all this i get a phone call from a friend asking me if i wanted to go out. Looking at the situation at hand, and sensing that the list of pointless convo's is going to go up i agreed to go out, (my friend promised there being two hot chicks, not like the fat girl he tried to hook me up with on thursday night (nothing against fat chicks)). Well i tell him that i should be ready to go by 1030pm i just have a few things to take care of.
So i give a few orders and use my pwnage leadership skill to flock my sheep and make them all happy, then i tell them that i have to go out to a bar to go get my groove on.
1045pm comes around and i am leaving my condo, i call my friend and let him know i was heading over to his place, cause i had no freaking clue were this place we were going to was (and cause chicks dont dig volvo station wagons, i need a new car btw).
So we go to this place called Logans, off delaware ave, so i pay the 5$ cover and walk, haveing never been to this place i leave it to my friend to buy the first round as i wander threw the packed building. funny enough as i am elbowing my way accross the place i come to a stop infront of these two girls dancing. one of them is short and a little bit thick and the other one is thinner than her friend, they were both chix0rz with 1337 dancing skillz, as i think of a threesome my friend wanders over and hand me a beer and introduces my to 54r4 and k47hy.
My task for the night was to get a phone number or aim name, i didnt really care, but in addition my friend wanted to hook up with 54r4 so i had to prevent the c0c|<b10c|< from k47hy. as many of you have guessed by now this is were the comedy begins.
So i take a swig of my beer and i proced to move my knees shuffle my feet bobble my shoulder and try to dance, not knowing anyone in the lousy state of delware other than my coworkers i notice that the girls have no interest in talking to me, so i take my que and go outside and finish my beer.
After I am done with my beer they also come out to the deck, jokingly i ask "only one dance?" at which point some guy who they were aperantly dancing with, says "yea" and goes back to smoking his cigarete and talking to girls.
Once again take my que and go to the bar and order another beer, using my 1337 sitiuation analyzing skilz i realize that my friend had been fooled by these chix0r and that he nor i was going to get some nookie.
So i go outisde and procede to hang out near the outside of the cirlce ( guess i was the windbreak as i was the tallest one there and it was freezing) and procede to drink my 3$ beer. Without notice like they were using esp the girls start to walk back inside, my friend being a natural dumbass follows and me being there, and already aware of the situation, follows.
now my friend is one of those short italian people, and i tease him about being short and i stack box's really high at work so he cant get them down.
My friend gets lost in the crowd and losses sight of the girls while i stay on point and follow that bootie. in the middle of the dance floor k47hy tells me they are going to the bathroom. i say ok i only assume that she heard me cause she turned around and proceded to what was probally the bathroom. I then survey the area and look for a good camping spot. i see a sign that says upstairs, so i gently bump my way to the stair case and walk up stairs. once up stairs i find that it is less crowded and there is a rock band playing, i think to myself i have found my place, but then my friend shows up and ask me were the chix0rz are. I tell him they were in the ba
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Covex
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Posted - 2004.10.23 07:42:00 -
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This is a little story about what happened lastnight or tonight, well its all one and the same.
Shameless plug and history: Venom Corp is a ebil pirate corp that has both carebear and ebil pirates in the same corp. Threw this mix the carebears learn how to defend themselfs and the ebil pirates get all the ammo they can shoot. I am the ceo of this little bastion of chaos. One thing i dont understand, when u ask someone to evemail it to you, why do they type it in the corp chat and not evemail it?
Its friday night and i come home from work around 10 pm, and log into Eve, almost automatically I get a convo from a dir who hasnt been on in a week. She lets me know that she bought a couple of torp bpo's and ask me to find a lab slot, which i already have two of and im not gonna let em go till im done with em so nah :P.
Then in corp chat i get a carebear/nub pvper asking me why ca, sa, xetic, cfs, and fa dont like us. followed closly by another person asking me why they dont have heavy fof. I tell the new guy that we pretty much had providence to ourselfs for about 2 months and then all these people came in and started shooting at us so we pwned them and now they dont like us. (most of this is true im not gonna deney that we lost a few ships). Then i get one of my dirs on the task of purchasing heavy fof bpos and building em so we can keep our pvper pvping.
In the midst of all this i get a phone call from a friend asking me if i wanted to go out. Looking at the situation at hand, and sensing that the list of pointless convo's is going to go up i agreed to go out, (my friend promised there being two hot chicks, not like the fat girl he tried to hook me up with on thursday night (nothing against fat chicks)). Well i tell him that i should be ready to go by 1030pm i just have a few things to take care of.
So i give a few orders and use my pwnage leadership skill to flock my sheep and make them all happy, then i tell them that i have to go out to a bar to go get my groove on.
1045pm comes around and i am leaving my condo, i call my friend and let him know i was heading over to his place, cause i had no freaking clue were this place we were going to was (and cause chicks dont dig volvo station wagons, i need a new car btw).
So we go to this place called Logans, off delaware ave, so i pay the 5$ cover and walk, haveing never been to this place i leave it to my friend to buy the first round as i wander threw the packed building. funny enough as i am elbowing my way accross the place i come to a stop infront of these two girls dancing. one of them is short and a little bit thick and the other one is thinner than her friend, they were both chix0rz with 1337 dancing skillz, as i think of a threesome my friend wanders over and hand me a beer and introduces my to 54r4 and k47hy.
My task for the night was to get a phone number or aim name, i didnt really care, but in addition my friend wanted to hook up with 54r4 so i had to prevent the c0c|<b10c|< from k47hy. as many of you have guessed by now this is were the comedy begins.
So i take a swig of my beer and i proced to move my knees shuffle my feet bobble my shoulder and try to dance, not knowing anyone in the lousy state of delware other than my coworkers i notice that the girls have no interest in talking to me, so i take my que and go outside and finish my beer.
After I am done with my beer they also come out to the deck, jokingly i ask "only one dance?" at which point some guy who they were aperantly dancing with, says "yea" and goes back to smoking his cigarete and talking to girls.
Once again take my que and go to the bar and order another beer, using my 1337 sitiuation analyzing skilz i realize that my friend had been fooled by these chix0r and that he nor i was going to get some nookie.
So i go outisde and procede to hang out near the outside of the cirlce ( guess i was the windbreak as i was the tallest one there and it was freezing) and procede to drink my 3$ beer. Without notice like they were using esp the girls start to walk back inside, my friend being a natural dumbass follows and me being there, and already aware of the situation, follows.
now my friend is one of those short italian people, and i tease him about being short and i stack box's really high at work so he cant get them down.
My friend gets lost in the crowd and losses sight of the girls while i stay on point and follow that bootie. in the middle of the dance floor k47hy tells me they are going to the bathroom. i say ok i only assume that she heard me cause she turned around and proceded to what was probally the bathroom. I then survey the area and look for a good camping spot. i see a sign that says upstairs, so i gently bump my way to the stair case and walk up stairs. once up stairs i find that it is less crowded and there is a rock band playing, i think to myself i have found my place, but then my friend shows up and ask me were the chix0rz are. I tell him they were in the ba
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Avon
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Posted - 2004.10.23 11:04:00 -
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Please don't post the rest, seriously.
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Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.10.23 11:04:00 -
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Please don't post the rest, seriously.
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Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Valisk
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Posted - 2004.10.23 14:14:00 -
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In the same way I can't help picking scabs or chewing mouth ulcers, I feel strangely compelled to hear the rest of this...
DAB Eve Division |
Valisk
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Posted - 2004.10.23 14:14:00 -
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In the same way I can't help picking scabs or chewing mouth ulcers, I feel strangely compelled to hear the rest of this...
DAB Eve Division |
Covex
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Posted - 2004.10.23 15:35:00 -
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it was 4 am or something clsose to that around here when i firts posted this. i didnt even notice that some of it got cut off, it was really a sad night.
I tell him they were in the bathroom down stairs, he not wanting to be away from his possible nookie for long, he decided to go down stairs. once downstairs, back into the noise and the crowd. He once again gets lost.
Using my 1337 tracking skillz i find the ch1x0rz dancing in the middle of the walkway. so i bummble my way over there and procede to dance and be ignored as they dance with a black fellow. my ***dar goes off, male, wearing white teashirt, and can dance, haha these girls will not be able to score with him. But he proves a powerfull distraction and even the presence of my friend stumbling into 54r4 cannot faze them from his grasp.
Sensing the situation was once again at a moot i go back outside and look at the stars through the street lights and drink my beer.
my jedi skillz tell me that my friend is outside looking for me and the chix0rz. being a tall indivisual he finds me first. i finish my beer and go to get another one when i notice where the chix are at. so i turn around and get my friend and lead him to the bootie he will not have tonight and then i go the bar and get another beer.
upon my return i find he is talking to another girl, one who i have not seen before. so i hang out from the distance and let him work his game, turns out she works at a brew haha,( he may be going there tomarrow after work to get a number). but anyway k47hy tells my friend that 54r4s ex boy friend is showing up and that they are hooking up again (from what i hear its like a month on and a month off) but anyways so here i am drinking my beer, craving a cigarette (i woulda bummed one off of someone there but i quite 2 years ago and if i tired to start up again i would cough like a n00b and that is never cool to do around girls), and feeling bored i call upon the 3 beer rule to were if the party has gone lame and all reason for being there is lost by the 3rd beer then it is time to leave.
the time being 1245 just before last call i take command and decided we should bounce, we say goob bye to 54r4 and k47hy and drive away. so we drive down mainstreet newark and i yell at a bunch of girls and attract a few giggles and waves and we go back to my car. i drive to the wawa by my house.
So there i am waiting there when these two milfs walk in, and im like damn, then some 50 year old starts trying to get them to flirt with the guy who is making the sandwich's, the i notice that there is a woman standing next to me and she comments on the situation and i laugh and say a little joke, the sandwich guy calls my number i grab my sandwich and tell the nice woman good evening and i go home to eat my sandwich and log into eve, were i am once again bombarded with questions about ammo and were is our hq and why havent i rented a office in the region that so and so is in.
needless to say it was a sad evening but i had fun, maybe next time I go out i will get lucky.
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Covex
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Posted - 2004.10.23 15:35:00 -
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it was 4 am or something clsose to that around here when i firts posted this. i didnt even notice that some of it got cut off, it was really a sad night.
I tell him they were in the bathroom down stairs, he not wanting to be away from his possible nookie for long, he decided to go down stairs. once downstairs, back into the noise and the crowd. He once again gets lost.
Using my 1337 tracking skillz i find the ch1x0rz dancing in the middle of the walkway. so i bummble my way over there and procede to dance and be ignored as they dance with a black fellow. my ***dar goes off, male, wearing white teashirt, and can dance, haha these girls will not be able to score with him. But he proves a powerfull distraction and even the presence of my friend stumbling into 54r4 cannot faze them from his grasp.
Sensing the situation was once again at a moot i go back outside and look at the stars through the street lights and drink my beer.
my jedi skillz tell me that my friend is outside looking for me and the chix0rz. being a tall indivisual he finds me first. i finish my beer and go to get another one when i notice where the chix are at. so i turn around and get my friend and lead him to the bootie he will not have tonight and then i go the bar and get another beer.
upon my return i find he is talking to another girl, one who i have not seen before. so i hang out from the distance and let him work his game, turns out she works at a brew haha,( he may be going there tomarrow after work to get a number). but anyway k47hy tells my friend that 54r4s ex boy friend is showing up and that they are hooking up again (from what i hear its like a month on and a month off) but anyways so here i am drinking my beer, craving a cigarette (i woulda bummed one off of someone there but i quite 2 years ago and if i tired to start up again i would cough like a n00b and that is never cool to do around girls), and feeling bored i call upon the 3 beer rule to were if the party has gone lame and all reason for being there is lost by the 3rd beer then it is time to leave.
the time being 1245 just before last call i take command and decided we should bounce, we say goob bye to 54r4 and k47hy and drive away. so we drive down mainstreet newark and i yell at a bunch of girls and attract a few giggles and waves and we go back to my car. i drive to the wawa by my house.
So there i am waiting there when these two milfs walk in, and im like damn, then some 50 year old starts trying to get them to flirt with the guy who is making the sandwich's, the i notice that there is a woman standing next to me and she comments on the situation and i laugh and say a little joke, the sandwich guy calls my number i grab my sandwich and tell the nice woman good evening and i go home to eat my sandwich and log into eve, were i am once again bombarded with questions about ammo and were is our hq and why havent i rented a office in the region that so and so is in.
needless to say it was a sad evening but i had fun, maybe next time I go out i will get lucky.
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Ghost Red
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:09:00 -
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I guess you had to be there.
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Misomusic! |
Ghost Red
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:09:00 -
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I guess you had to be there.
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Misomusic! |
Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:25:00 -
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i can't believe i just read all of that...
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:25:00 -
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i can't believe i just read all of that...
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:29:00 -
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I can't believe you did either.
"As far as I can tell, It doesn't matter who you are, If you can believe there's something worth fighting for " - Garbage, "Parade" |
Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2004.10.23 16:29:00 -
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I can't believe you did either.
"As far as I can tell, It doesn't matter who you are, If you can believe there's something worth fighting for " - Garbage, "Parade" |
Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.10.23 17:25:00 -
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After wading through that pile of crap, I've come to the conclusion that the only way you'll get any "nookie" is with the help of a roofie colada. 
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Lady Annus
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Posted - 2004.10.23 17:25:00 -
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After wading through that pile of crap, I've come to the conclusion that the only way you'll get any "nookie" is with the help of a roofie colada.
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Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.10.23 20:48:00 -
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sounds better than most of my outgoing nights 
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Bellicose
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Posted - 2004.10.23 20:48:00 -
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sounds better than most of my outgoing nights
Who needs a shovel when you have a nice big cannon?
KittenArmy
capn' crimson |
Hanns
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Posted - 2004.10.24 02:26:00 -
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And the moral of the story is, dont even bother going out to try and get some *****, its never going to work, just stay at home and play eve instead!
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Hanns
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Posted - 2004.10.24 02:26:00 -
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And the moral of the story is, dont even bother going out to try and get some *****, its never going to work, just stay at home and play eve instead!
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Robotek Hybrid
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Posted - 2004.10.24 07:09:00 -
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just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
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Robotek Hybrid
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Posted - 2004.10.24 07:09:00 -
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just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
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MiloMorai
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Posted - 2004.10.24 16:43:00 -
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 Originally by: Lady Annus
After wading through that pile of crap, I've come to the conclusion that the only way you'll get any "nookie" is with the help of a roofie colada.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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MiloMorai
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Posted - 2004.10.24 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Annus
After wading through that pile of crap, I've come to the conclusion that the only way you'll get any "nookie" is with the help of a roofie colada.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Dalmont Delantee
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Posted - 2004.10.24 21:44:00 -
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*looks all confused and tries to read the strange language its written in*
Take comfort in knowing that its probably some pimply faced twit, or 40 year old virgin, who gleens everytime mommy offfers to take them to needle point lessons |
Dalmont Delantee
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Posted - 2004.10.24 21:44:00 -
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*looks all confused and tries to read the strange language its written in*
Take comfort in knowing that its probably some pimply faced twit, or 40 year old virgin, who gleens everytime mommy offfers to take them to needle point lessons |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2004.10.24 22:16:00 -
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I liked it. A true slice of life. Dull and meaningless. It should be published. Just one question....... WTF?!!
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Mr Vapor
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Posted - 2004.10.24 22:16:00 -
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I liked it. A true slice of life. Dull and meaningless. It should be published. Just one question....... WTF?!!
"Fear me like you fear God." |
Directive
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Posted - 2004.10.25 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Robotek Hybrid
just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
Bad idea in USA, you'd propably get sued, fined and imprisoned if the female in question wasn't a "working girl" 
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Directive
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Posted - 2004.10.25 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Robotek Hybrid
just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
Bad idea in USA, you'd propably get sued, fined and imprisoned if the female in question wasn't a "working girl"
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2004.10.25 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Directive
Originally by: Robotek Hybrid
just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
Bad idea in USA, you'd propably get sued, fined and imprisoned if the female in question wasn't a "working girl"
Now this would have some "story" in the story... unlike our lille friends night 
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2004.10.25 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Directive
Originally by: Robotek Hybrid
just walk up and ask how much. Works everytime.
Bad idea in USA, you'd propably get sued, fined and imprisoned if the female in question wasn't a "working girl"
Now this would have some "story" in the story... unlike our lille friends night
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Sherkaner
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
i can't believe i just read all of that...
Well you at least got a choice. I'm a mod, I have to read it 
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Sherkaner
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:21:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
i can't believe i just read all of that...
Well you at least got a choice. I'm a mod, I have to read it
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PrimalFear
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:29:00 -
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Zzzzz... Wha? what was that again?
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PrimalFear
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:29:00 -
[36]
Zzzzz... Wha? what was that again?
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Valisk
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:31:00 -
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Quote:
54r4 and k47hy
*waves hand*
These aren't the droids you're looking for...
DAB Eve Division |
Valisk
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:31:00 -
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Quote:
54r4 and k47hy
*waves hand*
These aren't the droids you're looking for...
DAB Eve Division |
Tavalisk
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:33:00 -
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Sherkaner Hahahaha Quality
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Everyone Jesus is coming! Look busy! |
Tavalisk
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Posted - 2004.10.25 15:33:00 -
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Sherkaner Hahahaha Quality
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Everyone Jesus is coming! Look busy! |
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