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Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:35:00 - [1] Just for the record, how much did that wardec cost?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:42:00 - [2] Ahahahahahaa
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.21 06:57:00 - [3] Ekhm... heh... hmm.. Yes. Kill your POS, we will. Such blasphemy will not stand! just you wait! any day now! * * If you'd like to expedite the process, please deposit 300 million ISK on my account
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:06:00 - [4] Americans may need to drink their own breast milk, get their **** stolen by TSA officials, and get fined $5000 for uttering the word "bomb" if they want to fly a plane 8 years later. Inciting such fear and fear-based oppression is a pretty good deal if you ask me.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 07:59:00 - [5] yeah keep doing what you're doing :)
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 13:01:00 - [6] Heh. Suppose bin Laden is dead, but what the ** is America still doing in Afganistan? Not to mention Iraq, causing over 1.2 million civilian deaths, far more than **** ever did? WMDs and terror connections, where they at? America is the one terrorizing its own people. Right after 9/11 the "no-fly list" of terrorists consisted of merely 11 people, now the same assumption applies to over over 1 million, for great reasons such as sharing a nickname with someone, yet they have practically no chance of challenging their "terrorist" status. Eavesdropping without a warrant, imprisoning without court or justice, torturing and then trying to legislate it - that's the American way. Hell, bin Laden didn't even plan or mastermind 9/11, he merely provided the money (if that).
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.23 14:51:00 - [7] ... are you saying we have tried to?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:06:00 - [8] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 05:06:24 Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 02:52:35 Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? Oh hey guys, its a coordinated attack, 3 on 1. I will parry with a ** off and kill my tower. Followed by a "bring out yer alts...bring out yer alts...". And then get serious with the slow dance...Hrin...you stay in your little enclave and talk to yourself some more...it will cheer you up and make you less depressed about your pathetic life. I have seen you sitting in station with nothing to do but spin your ship and cry about stupid bull. Of all Goons, you hate yourself the most. I know what has you constipated, its Goonswarm. Kill my tower. Its fitted to jam Amarr. My revenge on you will be that you will have to lock and load your geddons...constantly...all night long...while I sleep peacefully. Originally by:** Vile rat Originally by: Hrin We killed a POS yesterday, was it the right one? No it was just some worthless R64. Sorry AAA, our bad. Oh man, you have moon gold, you are freaking rich bro. Your problem though is you are a sock puppet, monkey muncher without any class. The only people left at the top of Goonswarm are a bunch of up tight, anal retentive and blatantly unfunny blow hards. Mittani, doesn't make jokes, he is like "I rip out your entrails, dog". That is not funny. Your name, Vile rat, it fits you, and not for the reasons people think, its because you would stab your own homies in the gut and watch them bleed out on the floor. You are a total psycho and also a complete coward, and one day you will turn on Goons, its the kind of person you are, its what you do, you enjoy it. Your name its not ironic in the slightest. If Goonswarm ever goes down, you will be one of the people stabbing them in the back and ripping them off. You will do it when you run out of animals to torture. And you will tell yourself its hilarious, and part of the game, and you will be full of **** the whole time. This is the stuff your Jihad is made of. Nice job there. You horrid little man child. Come kill my tower Vile rat. The truth makes you angry doesn't it. You want to kill me, you need to kill me, you must kill me. But you are also a sniveling coward. I spit on you, and I will cut you down you and your Jihad in Jatate. Fool. Now go cry with Hrin. You can bury him later in a shallow grave if it pleases you. You sound very angry and desperate about getting goons to attack your tower... but setting it up and wardeccing was your idea, remember? Tell us, what exactly have goons ever done to you?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 05:56:00 - [9] Cmon now, don't be shy. It's obvious this is not your main. What did the goons do to you?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 06:53:00 - [10] Tesal, quit dodging the question. What have the goons ever done to you (or your "alt", if you call this your "main") to make you sperg out like this?

Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 07:19:00 - [11] No you haven't answered the question. Making a dedicated altcorp, spending hours upon hours to set up a POS, paying money for the wardec and sperging on the forum for 10+ pages needs a better explanation. Particularly as your cunning plan is backfiring.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 08:30:00 - [12] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 08:31:49 I realize that you HAVE to troll goons into attacking your POS, since otherwise you would've wasted your effort, time and money. But the question is, what made you so butthurt in the first place? Why are you so angry that you decided "its worth it to make a fool out of us" and "spit in our faces and smash us" (or at least pretending that's what goons not bothering to shoot your POS is?) Come on. Did someone jihad your hulk? Show us where the evil goon touched you.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:16:00 - [13] Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant how many excuses do you have left up your sleeve lmao hes playing the game, pretty well tbqfh, trolling you, trolling goons, and providing some top quality tears from a bunch of rattled obese snorting pant sniffers! Why does he need to give you an excuse, hes called you out based on YOUR brethrens original threats, and the result is you and your cronies persistently twist and turn like vermin to avoid being humliated by a lowly empire maggot. Congrats on your new R64, but really, it belongs to Tesal now. Haha, Tesal needs white knighting by posting alts now? Perhaps you, too, should put up a pos at Jatate, that will really show them!
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:22:00 - [14] Looks like the Hulk comment hit too close to home. Originally by: Tesal Edited by: Tesal on 15/09/2009 16:09:26 It is indeed my tower. I paid for it with my isk, some of which I got from mining with my hulk.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:31:00 - [15] Uh.. go home I guess? WTF that doesn't even make sense. Your posting is of lower quality than the OP's, but at least you didn't have to anchor modules or pay for that privilege.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 09:58:00 - [16] Edited by: Lag Generator on 24/09/2009 09:58:27 So are you his alt, or are you not?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:09:00 - [17] just asking... yes or no?
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:16:00 - [18] Way to dodge a question. whatever.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 10:33:00 - [19] Please put Tesal on the line, this page lacks sperg.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:22:00 - [20] 1. Goons have an excellent reputation, I have no idea why you ask. vOv 2. It's not a big problem to kill any POS as such. The point is that the guy set up a corporation, spent a lot of money on a wardec, and many boring hours setting up a POS for no other reason than to make it hard for goons to kill. Since there's no reason why goons would be interested in killing his POS in the first place, he's trying to talk smack as hard as he can to get them to kill it, to make good on his investment and save face. It's pretty funny. 3. Capital ships cannot enter highsec space, so all POS shooting would need to be done with small ships.

Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:38:00 - [21] EVE is the home of many drooling tards, but few would be as dumb enough to waste their own ISK and man-hours for no reward. The guy above may talk with a mouth full of ****, but he's still the living proof that the OP could've talked his smack just as easily without spending any of his money or effort.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 13:45:00 - [22] Tesal is out 250 million for the wardec, a billion or so for the POS and fuel, and 10 hours of his life. Goons haven't lifted a finger or lost anything. Score looks good to me so far.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 14:02:00 - [23] Yeah I should've egged the OP on some more, made him put up even more POSes or whatever.. but the trolling of late reeked of desperation, so I'm sure the facts were getting clear to him anyway. Oh well, it's fun while it lasts.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 16:55:00 - [24] Originally by: Tesal For your information, I am on a Jihad of my own to destroy all of 0.0, so I would have spent this isk anyways hiring mercs and griefers to kill you all. I have been doing this the past couple of months. Fool, you will die. Now go take your estrogen pills. First you're a "main" financing a fail bait POS with Hulk-mined plagioglaze money "for fun", now you claim you're a Serious Business mushroom-cloud-laying mother**er up to DESTROY ALL 0.0 IN A JIHAD who's financed mercenaries for months and **. Hope ya got your money's worth! Cleansing 0.0 isn't done by spending your afternoons anchoring modules to your highsec POS and calling it a win. Only in your world. Since you're all about jihad and killing us, it should be for granted that you're gonna extend the wardec against GS next week.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:36:00 - [25] Originally by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:28:00 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:55:54 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:48:32 Edited by: Tesal on 24/09/2009 15:38:21 Quoting this. Clearly it is a calm and collected guy who writes a post, and then spends half a hour editing it for what he thinks would sound the cleverest and most biting. Not the guy who's panicing about his time (for what little that's worth) and hard-earned Veldspar mining money spent on POS and wardec rendered useless :rolleyes:. Mutual wardec you say? You were the one promising your Jihad and cleansing of all of 0.0. You should put up more towers in Jatate, clearly that will work.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:49:00 - [26] Idiocy is defined by trying the same thing and expecting different results. You spent nearly 15 pages of posting begging, cursing, frothing from your mouth trying to motivate goons to kill it. Every post included the phrase "kill my tower" at least once, if not thrice or more. Yet still you think trying the same thing over for the hundreth time would be different. The fact is that goons are lazy and couldn't be arsed to shoot that pos even if there was ***** in it. We all enjoy your posting, but it's not gonna work, son.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 17:57:00 - [27] Originally by: Nidhiesk it clearly says number 9. learn to count... Doesn't look like you care enough about the man's POS to forget the other thread. I suggest you put up another tower in Jatate. It clearly irritates goons to no end if you violate this Allah's holy space. Just ask Tesal this, I'm sure he'll recommend it.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:02:00 - [28] Originally by: Tesal Kill my tower. No. Try harder. May I suggest you mock us about "posting" and how you spit on Allah. That's the best way. Goons will really take those into heart and shoot your pos in no time. Particularly about posting. You might also try calling DBRB a good fleetcommander, some people would shoot a pos for such mockery alone.
Lag Generator GoonFleet	Posted - 2009.09.24 18:26:00 - [29] Cmon Tesal, this thread is off the AUP, being about goons and all. Don't hold back! For someone who's been working for months to single-handedly cleanse all 0.0 in your own personal Jihad, I'm afraid you've off the loop somewhat. DBRB is the greatest fleet commander in Goonswarm and goons could very well roll off their couches to shoot your POS if you called him a bad one. p.s. You forgot "Kill my POS". Our children is learning.

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