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Stargirl X
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:32:00 -
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Long story short I tried to contract scam him...
2009.09.22 15:07 Dear Stargirl X
I do not appreciate your attempts to steal a 400 million tower from me. This behavior is unacceptable. You will immediately pay the 20,000 isk that i wasted on broker fees, plus a 12 million (3%) restocking fee. If i do not recive this by friday downtime you will be added to the KOS list for CVA You shouldn't **** with people who are in CVA regards
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Rebal 88
Minmatar Gulliver Corp Prismatic Refraction
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:35:00 -
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I knew you were a scammer! Please update your signature, Zymurgist |
Michael Hoare
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Posted - 2009.09.22 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Stargirl X You shouldn't **** with people who are in CVA
**** CVA. . .nothing but pirates and clowns.
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Jenni Falorgen
Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire
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Posted - 2009.09.22 23:05:00 -
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... disappointed. nothing epic here.
This thread is not even 1/4 cup of pepsi.
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.22 23:21:00 -
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was expecting epic, thread only delivers business as usual. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Doktor Feeelgoood
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Posted - 2009.09.23 00:46:00 -
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Edited by: Doktor Feeelgoood on 23/09/2009 00:45:55 I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of your situation. CVA KOS means they will KILL you ON SIGHT!
Sooo... run for the hills or something.
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Janice Jankowski
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Posted - 2009.09.23 03:25:00 -
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Dont you actually need to do something in provi to get KOS?
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Lanais Suleia
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Posted - 2009.09.23 04:35:00 -
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This isn't hatemail, it's barely even disapproval-mail. |
Roidhore
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Posted - 2009.09.23 04:42:00 -
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Title Promises so much thread delivers so little :(
I expected more from you Stargirl X....... You will get no more love from me in Jita :)
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FlyinS
Caldari Planetary Industry and Trade Organization
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Posted - 2009.09.23 04:50:00 -
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So am I late to the game or is this whole CVA KOS thing the latest flavor of the day emo-threat?
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Roidhore
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:02:00 -
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Edited by: Roidhore on 23/09/2009 05:03:14 CVA are ****ing arrogant ****ers just ignore them. I do :)
Once upon a time when i was still wearing noob nappies i went out thier to see what the 0.0 fuss was about did some ratting tried some scanning..... I did my part reported nasty pirate gangs to the correct people all the things a good boy should do......
Ended up leaving the space becuase i got killed multiple time by CVA members themselves talked with managment whom refused to replace my loses or punish the offenders, Anit-Pirate my arse it just a bunch of arrogant love the smell of thier own farts, cirle jerking eachother.... When they want to kill you they just say your KOS or a alt of a WT.
Cant wait to wipe em out one day.... Its comming mark my words :)
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DameHonorHarrington
Southern Cross Empire Flying Dangerous
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Posted - 2009.09.23 05:45:00 -
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Originally by: Roidhore Edited by: Roidhore on 23/09/2009 05:03:14 CVA are ****ing arrogant ****ers just ignore them. I do :)
Once upon a time when i was still wearing noob nappies i went out thier to see what the 0.0 fuss was about did some ratting tried some scanning..... I did my part reported nasty pirate gangs to the correct people all the things a good boy should do......
Ended up leaving the space becuase i got killed multiple time by CVA members themselves talked with managment whom refused to replace my loses or punish the offenders, Anit-Pirate my arse it just a bunch of arrogant love the smell of thier own farts, cirle jerking eachother.... When they want to kill you they just say your KOS or a alt of a WT.
Cant wait to wipe em out one day.... Its comming mark my words :)
I haven't even been playing a month, and already I am red to CVA's area. They tried to extort 35 million isk out me, all for killing a buzzard with my punisher. Oh well, I found a place to have fun now. |
HIBillyMaysHere
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:26:00 -
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE
MY RESTOCKING FEE IS LIKE 15%, ITS REALLY HOW WE GET YOU. THAT AND SHIPPING.
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Ospie
Core Impulse
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Posted - 2009.09.23 06:52:00 -
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In all honesty CVA's a joke, and its pets are even more so.
They ended up KOSing friendly corps (to them) because they THOUGHT I had an alt in there, to add to that ridiculousness the character they'd been refering to had been unsubscribed for over 3 months. Meanwhile our true alt corp was running POS's under their nose.
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Maximus Trollus
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Posted - 2009.09.23 07:13:00 -
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MOAR EPIC pl0x
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Trioxi
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Posted - 2009.09.23 08:46:00 -
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Bunch of arrogant tossers the lot of them, I hope Dominion forces CVA out.
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Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.09.23 09:00:00 -
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This thread!!!!!!!
Did not deliver.
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Jake McCord
Minmatar Frequency Inc.
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Posted - 2009.09.23 10:24:00 -
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Is CVA friendly to Goons?
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TwoTone Wyvern
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2009.09.23 10:39:00 -
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Originally by: Stargirl X Long story short I tried to contract scam him...
2009.09.22 15:07 Dear Stargirl X
I do not appreciate your attempts to steal a 400 million tower from me. This behavior is unacceptable. You will immediately pay the 20,000 isk that i wasted on broker fees, plus a 12 million (3%) restocking fee. If i do not recive this by friday downtime you will be added to the KOS list for CVA You shouldn't **** with people who are in CVA regards
Hey, you're the idiot that failed utterly to scam a Rattlesnake from me :D Poor attempt man, poor attempt.
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Gilgamesh1980
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:26:00 -
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funny, this toon even tried and failed miserably to get a DG tower off my.
you fail so much at failing that you give failing a bad name :)
anyway, nice try.
and yeah, see you in a wardecced PC corp soon :)
Federic 'Gilgamesh1980' Chopin
Supreme Commander and Diplomat of the Black Rabbits and Gurlstas associates |
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2009.09.23 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: Roidhore Edited by: Roidhore on 23/09/2009 05:03:14 CVA are ****ing arrogant ****ers just ignore them. I do :)
Once upon a time when i was still wearing noob nappies i went out thier to see what the 0.0 fuss was about did some ratting tried some scanning..... I did my part reported nasty pirate gangs to the correct people all the things a good boy should do......
Ended up leaving the space becuase i got killed multiple time by CVA members themselves talked with managment whom refused to replace my loses or punish the offenders, Anit-Pirate my arse it just a bunch of arrogant love the smell of thier own farts, cirle jerking eachother.... When they want to kill you they just say your KOS or a alt of a WT.
Cant wait to wipe em out one day.... Its comming mark my words :)
OP fails to deliver.
Roidhore saves the thread with her emo-rant against CVA though. I lol'd a little.
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FISHANDCHIPS
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:17:00 -
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prepare to be blobbed
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Belkadan
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:27:00 -
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who's CVA?
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Maximus Trollus
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Posted - 2009.09.23 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: diamond jewel How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer?
Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight.
As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe.
this thread is now about sharting
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.09.23 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: Maximus Trollus
Originally by: diamond jewel How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer?
Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight.
As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe.
this thread is now about sharting
dude, ****ing TMFI ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Dionisius
Gallente Saiyans United death from above..
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Posted - 2009.09.23 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Maximus Trollus
Originally by: diamond jewel How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer?
Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight.
As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe.
this thread is now about sharting
dude, ****ing TMFI
INCOMIIIING! HOOOLD FAST!! _____________________________________ Retribution and Death! |
Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.09.23 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: Dionisius
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Maximus Trollus
Originally by: diamond jewel How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer?
Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight.
As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe.
this thread is now about sharting
dude, ****ing TMFI
INCOMIIIING! HOOOLD FAST!!
TAKE AIM......... F
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Stupid McStupidson
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.09.23 15:53:00 -
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Poop story infinitely more entertaining and epic than lame email.
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Dominatus Crispus
Gallente Nation of Muppets
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Posted - 2009.09.23 16:19:00 -
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Originally by: Dionisius INCOMIIIING! HOOOLD FAST!!
umm... wouldn't that be outgoing?
Corp/Allaince Setup & Tweaking / Faction Standings Boost [Details] |
Rotnac
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.09.23 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Jake McCord Is CVA friendly to Goons?
I'm sure we've violated some e-bushido thing and gotten set red. I can't say I've ever paid attention to irrelevant entities though.
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