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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:11:00 -
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Edited by: Logit Probit on 24/09/2009 18:12:12
Battleship-class missioning boats.
Highsec is swarming with them, and they come in all shapes and sizes. There are 34 different kinds of these bloated monstrosities tooling around highsec, piloted by smug carebears under the illusion that EvE is their personal playground.
The shattering of this illusion by intrepid ninja-salvagers/looters often results in ill-considered bouts of aggression.
The tendency of carebears to fail at risk assessment has allowed me to conduct an exciting and profitable big-game hunt of sorts over the past few months.
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
(note: It will take a while to post them all. Yay 5-minute post cooldown!)
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:17:00 -
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So uhh.. what exactly are you posting?
We dont' care what ships you kill unless there is hatemail attached.
Save yourself 5 minutes if it's hatemail free tyvm.
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:18:00 -
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2009.07.20 22:13:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance:
Faction:
Destroyed: Golem
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 71617
Involved parties:
Name: Gist Commander / Angel Cartel
Damage Done: 47177
Name: Logit Probit (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.8
Corp: Sebiestor tribe
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Mjolnir Torpedo
Damage Done: 24440
Destroyed items:
1MN Afterburner I (Cargo)
Dual 425mm AutoCannon I (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 36
Charred Micro Circuit, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Heavy Assault Missile Launcher I (Cargo)
Carbonized Lead M, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Alloyed Tritanium Bar, Qty: 11 (Cargo)
Thruster Console, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System
Dark Blood Cap Recharger
Inertia Stabilizers I (Cargo)
Large Shield Booster I (Cargo)
Hammerhead II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Miner I (Cargo)
Stalker F.O.F. Heavy Missile I, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Cruise Missile Launcher, Qty: 3
F-S15 Braced Deflection Shield Matrix (Cargo)
Contaminated Nanite Compound, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Hydraulic Bay Thrusters I
Pithum A-Type Medium Shield Booster
Medium Armor Repairer I (Cargo)
Medium Capacitor Battery I (Cargo)
Target Painter II
ECM - White Noise Generator I (Cargo)
ECCM - Ladar I (Cargo)
Rocket Fuel Cache Partition I
Medium Capacitor Booster I (Cargo)
ECCM Projector I (Cargo)
Hobgoblin II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Small Tractor Beam I, Qty: 2
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 31 (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Shield Boost Amplifier
Malfunctioning Shield Emitter, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Dropped items:
Invulnerability Field II
Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 36
Caldari Navy Invulnerability Field
Medium Hull Repairer I (Cargo)
Medium Shield Extender I (Cargo)
Phased Monopropellant I Hydrazine Boosters (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System, Qty: 2
Hammerhead II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II
Power Diagnostic System II
100MN Afterburner I (Cargo)
Siege Missile Launcher I (Cargo)
Caldari Navy Cruise Missile Launcher
Passive Targeter I (Cargo)
Carbonized Lead L, Qty: 200 (Cargo)
Salvager I
Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 3616 (Cargo)
425mm Medium Carbine Repeating Cannon I (Cargo)
LADAR Backup Array I (Cargo)
Smashed Trigger Unit, Qty: 9 (Cargo)
650mm Artillery Cannon I (Cargo)
Hydra F.O.F. Heavy Missile I, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:24:00 -
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2009.07.16 08:54:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance:
Faction:
Destroyed: Kronos
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 45234
Involved parties:
Name: Corelatis Captain Sentry / Unknown
Damage Done: 20432
Name: Azimota (laid the final blow)
Security: 3.5
Corp: Ministry of War
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Arbitrator
Weapon: Valkyrie II
Damage Done: 19986
Name: Logit Probit
Security: 0.7
Corp: Sebiestor tribe
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Guardian
Weapon: Warrior II
Damage Done: 4816
Destroyed items:
425mm Railgun II
Corpum A-Type Energized Thermic Membrane
Charred Micro Circuit, Qty: 50 (Cargo)
N-Type Kinetic Hardener I (Cargo)
Malfunctioning Shield Emitter, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Tripped Power Circuit, Qty: 43 (Cargo)
Hybrid Collision Accelerator I
Neutron Blaster Cannon I (Cargo)
Federation Navy Thorium Charge L, Qty: 1468 (Cargo)
200mm Reinforced Nanofiber Plates I (Cargo)
Thorium Charge L, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Corpum A-Type Energized Magnetic Membrane
Cap Recharger II
Salvager I
Capacitor Control Circuit I
Amarr Navy Large Armor Repairer
Dark Blood Cap Recharger
Conductive Polymer, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
True Sansha Energized Thermic Membrane
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 9 (Cargo)
Damaged Artificial Neural Network, Qty: 11 (Cargo)
Ward Console, Qty: 5 (Cargo)
Armor Plates, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Tracking Speed
Voltaic Nanite Thermic Hardener I (Cargo)
Modal Mega Ion Particle Accelerator I (Cargo)
Gallente Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer, Qty: 2
Hobgoblin II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 33
Dropped items:
Broken Drone Transceiver, Qty: 19 (Cargo)
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 748 (Cargo)
425mm Railgun II, Qty: 3
Voltaic Nanite EM Hardener I (Cargo)
Shadow Serpentis Tracking Computer
Salvager I
Scorched Telemetry Processor, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
100MN Afterburner I, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid, Qty: 15 (Cargo)
Dark Blood Cap Recharger
Federation Navy Lead Charge L, Qty: 1324 (Cargo)
Ion Blaster Cannon I (Cargo)
Contaminated Nanite Compound, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Dark Blood Energized Magnetic Membrane
350mm Railgun I (Cargo)
100MN MicroWarpdrive I (Cargo)
Hobgoblin II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Small Tractor Beam I
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 99
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Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp.
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:34:00 -
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Tears or GTFO!
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Alevi
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:46:00 -
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This thread delivers.
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Lord Windu
Echelon Warfare Unit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:50:00 -
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 Originally by: Logit Probit
I'm dawts and I speak for C&P!
Hello
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In Before Kanye West |
hackzor nstuff
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:50:00 -
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epic
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 18:51:00 -
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Originally by: Alevi
This thread delivers.
Originally by: Dawts
We dont' care what ships you kill unless there is hatemail attached.
Originally by: Dracoknight
Tears or GTFO!
Sigh. Very well. In place of what I was going to post, enjoy the most epic tears ever.
EPIC
TEARS
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Lord Windu
Echelon Warfare Unit
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Posted - 2009.09.24 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
EPIC
TEARS
Ohh nice :)
Best bit's;
"LI'M ON MEDICATION
FOR POST TRAMTIC STRESS
YOU *******"
and
"YOU JUST GAVE ME AN AXIETY ATTACK
I CAN DIE FORM THOSE MOTHER****ER"
With tears like that I am pretty sure people are going to be watching out for him in local. 
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Drake Draconis
Minmatar
Shadow Cadre
REIGN Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 19:11:00 -
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Am I to understand he mistook you for a rat?
That's hilarious!
+8 o7
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http://www.shadowcadre.com
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 19:13:00 -
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This is more like it.
Your past sins have been forgiven.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar
Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.09.24 19:40:00 -
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I endorse this product and/or service
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Hideyoshi Kazeshini
Amarr
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.09.24 19:54:00 -
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LAWL Locals piping up: "If you stress that easily maybe you should play Solitaire, not EvE. EvE is an inherently stressful game."
Thread delivers win. Moar! Don't give up!
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.09.24 21:05:00 -
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Dude, put it all in a podlogs blog then post 1 post here linking to it. saves you this 5 minute bullcrap
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Dracoknight
Eternal Guardians Corp.
The Covenant Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.24 21:19:00 -
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Tears delivered, I approve
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