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Two Shots
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Posted - 2009.09.30 06:35:00 -
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I'm depressed. :(
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.09.30 06:45:00 -
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Your mother never loved you.
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Sen Roo
Gallente Phoenix Consortium Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2009.09.30 06:53:00 -
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Okay here's a joke:
"One day a baby seal walked into a club."
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:24:00 -
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When im depressed or just sad i logg in to Youtube and watch bloopers George Bush, newsanchors, celebs..
Or even better... Go play EVE, its a fantastic game
PS! When youre depressed, just remember this: I love you... i love all of you... ________________________________________________
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InYerThread
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Posted - 2009.09.30 08:32:00 -
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Edited by: InYerThread on 30/09/2009 08:32:10 Trying to cheer you up in this thread. Probably should have pointed that out before I posted my last post really..
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Sky Princess
Zenith Trading Co.
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:52:00 -
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When I feel sad and lonely, I come to C&P and watch the trolls. It cheers me up
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Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:56:00 -
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A woman gets onto a bus with a baby. The bus driver looks at the woman and says: "UGH What an ugly baby!" The woman goes and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "That bus driver just insulted me" The man says: "Thats not fair, go up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you"
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Apple Ginger
Minmatar United Security Services and Resources
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Posted - 2009.09.30 11:59:00 -
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When im depressed I sit around in my pants and a vest drinking cheap spirits and eating cheeseburgers while watching stupid rom coms.
Self loathing tends to perk me up eventually. I'll probably get round to it... tomorrow.
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Sanguis Fluibant
Amarr The Guiding Greg Social and Best Friend Club
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Posted - 2009.09.30 12:09:00 -
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also, walk a mile in my shoes
the last bird I asked out for a coffee turned out to be a lesbian (although whether or not that was an impulse decision, who knows)
also, i just got an email back from a lady on a dating site who said - 'TBH I think 90% of the people on here are nerds'
I replied 'well that puts you shft out of luck'
sometimes i don't know why i bother getting up in the morning
ffs cheers op now im depressed too
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2009.09.30 13:02:00 -
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Jesus C&P is a cold place.
The OP comes here saying he is depressed and all you lot can do is MOCK!
PS I am happy to trade all your stuff and isk in exchange for rope, razor blades, pills and whisky etc
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Arrador
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Posted - 2009.09.30 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: Yesh
PS I am happy to trade all your stuff and isk in exchange for rope, razor blades, pills and whisky etc
Posting to confirm that this is the deal of a lifetime!
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Albert Thorrin
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Posted - 2009.09.30 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: Yesh PS I am happy to trade all your stuff and isk in exchange for rope, razor blades, pills and whisky etc
You sir are an upstanding member of this community.
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Elora Danzik
Caldari Idiots In Spaceships Psychotic Tendencies.
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Posted - 2009.09.30 17:31:00 -
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Three guys walked into a bar..................the fourth one ducked.
"you Sir, are drunk" "Yes and you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober" Chamberlin to some broad.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "why the long face?" ba-dum-dum- ching.
Seriously, This to shall pass.
Just pass it over there, I can't stand the smell.
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Sub Prime
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Posted - 2009.09.30 17:40:00 -
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Edited by: Sub Prime on 30/09/2009 17:40:44
Originally by: Elora Danzik "you Sir, are drunk" "Yes and you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober" Chamberlin to some broad.
Great quote, but it's from Churchill
Bessie Braddock: Winston, you're drunk. Churchill: Bessie, you're ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.
Another one:
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea. Churchill: Lady Astor, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
The guy was a genious!
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Two Shots
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Posted - 2009.09.30 18:05:00 -
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Confirming that sleep fixes everything. |
9axle
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Posted - 2009.09.30 18:08:00 -
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Originally by: The Crushah Your mother never loved you.
She loved me...man did she love me. Dude, your mom is amazing.
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Dawts
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.09.30 18:13:00 -
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many lulz?
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Trustworthy Joe
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Posted - 2009.09.30 18:16:00 -
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google my life is average. its great for a good laugh
want a sig? thats great! post it in response to my posts!
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