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Lucia Wilber
King's Pride Manufacturing Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.03 23:01:00 -
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Sorry, I'm bored, and wondering if anyone could relate some stories about the best carebear tears they ever managed to pull from someone, be it through a scam, repeated PvP, suicide gank, or any other form of boo-hooage.
YouTube links to some good stuff would be nice, too. Also, posting logs via pastebin is welcome (since you can't do it on the forums).
I'm in the mood to see some carebear tears!!!!
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Stil Harkonnen
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Posted - 2009.10.03 23:06:00 -
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Edited by: Stil Harkonnen on 03/10/2009 23:08:05
2009.08.17 13:52
You ****ing pirates just destroy the ships of weaker people trying to earn money because they barely have money. You are so sad picking on smaller ships.
brutix vs brutix fight ended with me getting this mail.
EDIT: not the best story, but it'll make other people's stories seem even better 
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Dario Wall
Caldari
Corvus Industries
Empire of Dirt
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Posted - 2009.10.03 23:31:00 -
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2007.01.03 00:20
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Imicus
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:21
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:33
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Iteron
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:34
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:46
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Velator
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:48
Victim: XXXXX
Alliance: NONE
Corp: Center for Advanced Studies
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Dastryns
Security: 0.3
2007.01.03 00:49
Thats it I classify that as newb bashing... you have left me no choice but to report you as a newb basher to the moderators
Good day
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Killed and podded a newb in a rookie ship and his friend who came back not once but twice to try and collect his stuff. Throughout the killing and podding, his friend was sending me mails like the one above threatening to petition me for 'noob bashing' and being 'unsportsman-like' since I kept killing them in a low-sec belt.
Nothing spectacular or anything, but the tears were tasty when it happened.
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Korthan
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.10.04 03:49:00 -
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This from KeilLionHeart after I killed his Cormorant, Ibis, and Navitas and his friends' ibis and pod all within about 10 minutes of each other as they warped in to try and loot their wrecks while I ransomed their corpmate 
To: Ass Hole
I just wanted to send you a message saying thank you for destroying my destroyer and my Frigate, i did not want thoes ships anyway its not like i got that destroyer 2 days ago and it was my only ship worth anything. so just a kind message for you saying thanks i love starting back at square one.
Not some epic emo raging post saying i'm socially disturbed and was touched by creepy uncle bob etc, but nice and to the point 
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Lucia Wilber
King's Pride Manufacturing Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.04 04:12:00 -
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Edited by: Lucia Wilber on 04/10/2009 04:12:11
Nice stories! Sadly, the newbies I terrorized in 0.7 shut up after I schooled them...
I also like this:
 Quote:
i love starting back at square one.
Sooooo...apparently, you hit him so hard it reset his skills? Since I assume you didn't pod him.
Edit: Nevermind, just caught that you did! Hmm....maybe he forgot to clone up? 
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.10.04 05:40:00 -
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Epic tears.
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z0de
Gallente
The Bastards
The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.10.04 06:20:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
Epic tears.
what did he lose?
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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.10.04 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: z0de
Originally by: Logit Probit
Epic tears.
what did he lose?
2009.06.17 07:13:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance:
Faction:
Destroyed: Machariel
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 100998
Involved parties:
Name: Crippler Alvatis / Unknown
Damage Done: 80621
Name:
Security: 3.0
Corp:
Alliance:
Faction:
Ship: Arbitrator
Weapon: Hammerhead II
Damage Done: 20377
Destroyed items:
Damage Control II
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I
Hobgoblin II, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
 Kaikka's Modified Large Shield Booster
Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field
Republic Fleet Titanium Sabot L, Qty: 18
'Acolyth' Signal Booster
Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 6
Semiconductor Memory Cell I
Power Diagnostic System II, Qty: 2
Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 2
1400mm 'Scout' Artillery I, Qty: 2
Republic Fleet Titanium Sabot L, Qty: 1484 (Cargo)
Nuclear L, Qty: 553 (Cargo)
Pith B-Type Heat Dissipation Field
Dropped items:
Caldari Navy Photon Scattering Field
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I, Qty: 3
Hobgoblin II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 1200 (Cargo)
Republic Fleet Titanium Sabot L, Qty: 18
Wrath Cruise Missile, Qty: 6
Gist X-Type Ballistic Deflection Field
Power Diagnostic System II, Qty: 3
1400mm 'Scout' Artillery I, Qty: 2
Funniest thing was, his ship name was "Wontlosethisone".
No lie.
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fmercury
Club Bear
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.10.04 06:46:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
Epic tears.
comedy gold
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PiratesBiteMe
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Posted - 2009.10.04 07:04:00 -
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Edited by: PiratesBiteMe on 04/10/2009 07:04:35
Anytime a pirate chases me thinking easy kill.
to have me get away, and get a private chat how its unfair I got away when they had a "ubar l33t t2 setup" they got from BC or a "ubar l33t alliance mate" and I must be exploiting. or run to the forums whining that CCP needs to fix it so pirates can have a "I win" button.
the BEST tears aren't the ones from the people known to cry easily like carebears.
...its the ones from the people that claim carebears are the only ones that cry :)
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If pirates can force me to play their way (PVP) by attacking me..
I should be able to force them to play my way (mining for hours with me) if I win. |
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Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.04 08:08:00 -
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Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Edited by: PiratesBiteMe on 04/10/2009 07:04:35
Anytime a pirate chases me thinking easy kill.
to have me get away, and get a private chat how its unfair I got away when they had a "ubar l33t t2 setup" they got from BC or a "ubar l33t alliance mate" and I must be exploiting. or run to the forums whining that CCP needs to fix it so pirates can have a "I win" button.
the BEST tears aren't the ones from the people known to cry easily like carebears.
...its the ones from the people that claim carebears are the only ones that cry :)
What are you on about?
Show me proof of pirate tears please. 
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PiratesBiteMe
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Posted - 2009.10.04 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Edited by: PiratesBiteMe on 04/10/2009 07:04:35
Anytime a pirate chases me thinking easy kill.
to have me get away, and get a private chat how its unfair I got away when they had a "ubar l33t t2 setup" they got from BC or a "ubar l33t alliance mate" and I must be exploiting. or run to the forums whining that CCP needs to fix it so pirates can have a "I win" button.
the BEST tears aren't the ones from the people known to cry easily like carebears.
...its the ones from the people that claim carebears are the only ones that cry :)
What are you on about?
Show me proof of pirate tears please.
my desire to actually keep and store logs of chat from a game, to post out of game, for people I never met or know to savor and enjoy.
are up there with my desire to save pizza crust to display to my friend at a later date to explain how good the pizza was on that occasion :)
so no logs, need proof? login eve and read local at any trade hub..you will see some with 10 minutes.
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If pirates can force me to play their way (PVP) by attacking me..
I should be able to force them to play my way (mining for hours with me) if I win. |
Emil Erlenmeyer
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Posted - 2009.10.04 09:02:00 -
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Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
my desire to actually keep and store logs of chat from a game, to post out of game, for people I never met or know to savor and enjoy.
are up there with my desire to save pizza crust to display to my friend at a later date to explain how good the pizza was on that occasion :)
so no logs, need proof? login eve and read local at any trade hub..you will see some with 10 minutes.
You claim they are the best tears, and yet you say you don't give a ****?
I'm pretty sure every pirate and their mother saves their 'fanmail'.
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PiratesBiteMe
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Posted - 2009.10.04 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
You claim they are the best tears, and yet you say you don't give a ****?
I'm pretty sure every pirate and their mother saves their 'fanmail'.
Who said I didnt give a ****, I said I didn't keep examples to boastfully display to others. my own enjoyment of it was enough.
I'm far from a pirate. 4 years in eve..not one killmail. not everyone that enjoys watching the "brave" cower, keeps momentous of the occasion.
Only reason to keep and share your exploits is for social and peer conformation of "hey I'm cool, look at this, don't you also agree I'm cool?"
Not everyone needs outside opinions on their social status within their peer group to feel justified in their rewards.
I was just sharing my views that the "tear lovers" sometimes shed their own in the privacy of their delusions of grandeur.
Why I say they are the best tears..getting tears from someone who knows they are weak is child's play.
make ones that thinks hes the tear bringer shed his own, is ironic justice.
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If pirates can force me to play their way (PVP) by attacking me..
I should be able to force them to play my way (mining for hours with me) if I win. |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.10.04 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: duger
****d by my cousin thank you
Originally by: Brakaan
No need to brag. =/
Originally by: Hamshoe
Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
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Lightningshade
Caldari
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.10.04 13:56:00 -
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Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Edited by: PiratesBiteMe on 04/10/2009 07:04:35
Anytime a pirate chases me thinking easy kill.
to have me get away, and get a private chat how its unfair I got away when they had a "ubar l33t t2 setup" they got from BC or a "ubar l33t alliance mate" and I must be exploiting. or run to the forums whining that CCP needs to fix it so pirates can have a "I win" button.
the BEST tears aren't the ones from the people known to cry easily like carebears.
...its the ones from the people that claim carebears are the only ones that cry :)
What are you on about?
Show me proof of pirate tears please.
my desire to actually keep and store logs of chat from a game, to post out of game, for people I never met or know to savor and enjoy.
are up there with my desire to save pizza crust to display to my friend at a later date to explain how good the pizza was on that occasion :)
so no logs, need proof? login eve and read local at any trade hub..you will see some with 10 minutes.
sooooo, you cant provide proof cos you dont have pizza?
wat, nao pizxza?
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.04 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
Epic tears.
I love you.
Bear my babies?
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TAlNTED LOVE
Caldari
Eve Banking Solutions
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Posted - 2009.10.04 15:31:00 -
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Shame my other eve banking acc is inactive atm , had some epic mails back in the plex freeform days.
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Trinity Council
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Posted - 2009.10.04 18:36:00 -
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Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Originally by: Emil Erlenmeyer
Originally by: PiratesBiteMe
Edited by: PiratesBiteMe on 04/10/2009 07:04:35
Anytime a pirate chases me thinking easy kill.
to have me get away, and get a private chat how its unfair I got away when they had a "ubar l33t t2 setup" they got from BC or a "ubar l33t alliance mate" and I must be exploiting. or run to the forums whining that CCP needs to fix it so pirates can have a "I win" button.
the BEST tears aren't the ones from the people known to cry easily like carebears.
...its the ones from the people that claim carebears are the only ones that cry :)
What are you on about?
Show me proof of pirate tears please.
my desire to actually keep and store logs of chat from a game, to post out of game, for people I never met or know to savor and enjoy.
are up there with my desire to save pizza crust to display to my friend at a later date to explain how good the pizza was on that occasion :)
so no logs, need proof? login eve and read local at any trade hub..you will see some with 10 minutes.
No, what you see at Tradehubs is people trying to smacktalk WT's to **** them off enough to actually you know . . . . . get them to undock and fight.
Also, if your getting whiny ***** convo's by 'pirates' claiming that you exploited or cheated or w/ever, they are not real 'Pirates'/PvP'ers/Whatever you want to call them, I get Transport ships almost every time I go out and they get away EVERY time, while it's frustrating, I don't go and whine about it . . . . . . I'm just even more ruthless on the targets I DO catch to vent my anger
Please re-size your signature to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes.Applebabe
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HottyChick
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Posted - 2009.10.05 01:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lucia Wilber
Sorry, I'm bored, and wondering if anyone could relate some stories about the best carebear tears they ever managed to pull from someone, be it through a scam, repeated PvP, suicide gank, or any other form of boo-hooage.
YouTube links to some good stuff would be nice, too. Also, posting logs via pastebin is welcome (since you can't do it on the forums).
I'm in the mood to see some carebear tears!!!!
LOOK IN THE MIRROR! 
Sweet tears
LOOK AGAIN!
Sweet tears
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Lucia Wilber
King's Pride Manufacturing Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.05 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: HottyChick
Originally by: Lucia Wilber
Sorry, I'm bored, and wondering if anyone could relate some stories about the best carebear tears they ever managed to pull from someone, be it through a scam, repeated PvP, suicide gank, or any other form of boo-hooage.
YouTube links to some good stuff would be nice, too. Also, posting logs via pastebin is welcome (since you can't do it on the forums).
I'm in the mood to see some carebear tears!!!!
LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
Sweet tears
LOOK AGAIN!
Sweet tears
It doesn't work that way for the rest of us...
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Lana's Alt
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.10.05 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Logit Probit
Epic tears.
OMG thats epic! I can feel the rage from just the screenshots! Logit, you have made my day.. Well done.
Istvaan Shogaatsu: As with most such situations the answer is simple: rob them first. |
Curzon Dax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.05 03:04:00 -
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I'm in the NPC corp DCMI. I enjoy my life there.
From time to time people come through and feel the need to open their mouth and tell everyone how awesome they are, or how awesome their ship setup is, or something along those lines. Invariably, if I'm around I ask them to demonstrate their awesomeness to me in a personal demonstration (a duel).
The latest installment came in the form of TSX01, who declared that his drake setup was the absolute bestest, and could mission run faster than anyone else. I propositioned him, offering him a billion ISK if he could back up his claims of awesomeness against my own mission ship.
He didn't bring a drake, he brought a Raven. We were at a safespot, and after stealing his container he opened up on me with a mix of torps, cruise launchers, and railguns too. I let him beat on me for a few minutes (I was dual repped) until it became obvious that he couldn't break my tank. When we had arranged this duel, he had requested that it would be just to hull. I was noncommittal and didn't answer (guess its an honor thing) but I didn't want to agree to not kill him and then do so.
After realizing that he couldn't break my tank, I asked if I could buy his ship. I wanted to pay him 70m ISK for his ship and fittings. I hadn't fired at him or anything yet. =p
He started to Emo-RAGE on me about how I was a pirate, and breaking my word, and flipped out calling me names. I hadn't planned on killing him, and actually haven't blown up anyone's ship since 2007. But he insisted that I either let him go or be an honorless *** and kill him.
I exploded his ship and looted the wreckage.
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30 Minutes later I got an EVEmail from him explaining that I had opened his eyes to Eve and what a waste of a game it was, and how he was glad that I showed him what Eve was really like because he needed to spend more time with his family anyway.
I responded: "Fly safe, and I wish you the best. Can I have all your stuff?"
He contracted a bunch of random stuff in a 0.0 station to me. I looked up some folks in the corp who owned the station and sold them the loot.
The whole experience was sweet tears.
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Eve-Online Parodies: Music To Laugh To |
Awesome Possum
Imperium Signal Corps
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Posted - 2009.10.05 03:14:00 -
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Less stories, more songs.
Where's your lovely wife?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
♥
Wreck Disposal Services |
Lucia Wilber
King's Pride Manufacturing Inc.
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Posted - 2009.10.05 03:14:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
30 Minutes later I got an EVEmail from him explaining that I had opened his eyes to Eve and what a waste of a game it was, and how he was glad that I showed him what Eve was really like because he needed to spend more time with his family anyway.
So he was only content to spend time with his family AFTER he learned he didn't have the biggest, bestest internet spaceship. I love the stupid little stories these people tell. I still think the "My cousin did bad things to me and I'm on medication!" story ranks up there as one of the best ever.
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Pentinor
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2009.10.05 05:51:00 -
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<3 Kow Killa+Aussies
Also the random aussie starting going off in local out of nowhere about a week ago, so we invited him on our vent and he just exploded, saying it was against the law to record his voice cus he's in the military or some ****e....but we recorded that also =D
Hopefully we will have that up on youtube soonÖ
~Prons Diplo and Public Relations officer~
Surprise buttseckz!! (>^_^(>o_O)> |
FISHANDCHIPS
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Posted - 2009.10.05 06:17:00 -
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Originally by: Pentinor
<3 Kow Killa+Aussies
Also the random aussie starting going off in local out of nowhere about a week ago, so we invited him on our vent and he just exploded, saying it was against the law to record his voice cus he's in the military or some ****e....but we recorded that also =D
Hopefully we will have that up on youtube soon™
what ever happend to kow killa i remember something a few weeks back where someone had scammed him out of a few bill for the fourth or fith time but nothing after that which is a shame i loved that fake gangsta rapping texan
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AdmiralJohn
Gallente
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2009.10.05 19:46:00 -
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Originally by: Pentinor
<3 Kow Killa+Aussies
Also the random aussie starting going off in local out of nowhere about a week ago, so we invited him on our vent and he just exploded, saying it was against the law to record his voice cus he's in the military or some ****e....but we recorded that also =D
Hopefully we will have that up on youtube soonÖ
"Eh, what is a skank, is it an animal, eh? You know, with the stinky?"
<3 fake Eastern European accents
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iHaveNoPantsOn
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Posted - 2009.10.05 22:33:00 -
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Edited by: iHaveNoPantsOn on 05/10/2009 22:35:23
Quote:
All you griefers out there, DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!
This is a serious question.
*Whistles contentedly to himself*
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Alexandra Rivers
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Posted - 2009.10.06 12:20:00 -
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Not from a gank, but from some hangar theft of crappy mods and ammo. With this level of tears you'd think I took some decent stuff.
"Ok, whichever one of u ****ing geniouses took every last item out of the grab bag and my ****en house of pewpew, u are really ****en funny. I am auditing the ****en corp hanger logs. All that **** better find its way back into the corp hanger. That stuff is cor everybuddy to use, not 1 or 2 greedy mother ****ers to use. And especially all those t2 drones and ammo, u think that **** magically found its way into the hanger? I want all that **** back in there in the next 48 ****en hours, or everyone whos been recruited in the last 30 days is getten ****en booted, period. This system has been worken fine until now. I'm ****en serious, especially that ammo and those drones better find there way back in there. And if for some reason you can't put it back in, u better have a goddamn good reason when u convo me about it. Don't **** with me."
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