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Le Soltueur Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.10.09 04:58:00 - [1] Edited by: Le Soltueur on 09/10/2009 04:58:16 The boys were out hunting war targets last night. Nothing new, but hey, that's what mercs do. All of a sudden comms light up and one of our pilots has tracked down a war target CNR missioning away - oblivious to the fact that there are war targets in local. Scans ensue. Ships get found. Our pilot warps in, gets a point on the CNR but the CNR pilot flashes a brief dab of intelligence and neuts our tackle. He manages to warp off to a safe. This is where the intelligence ended. Rather than waiting out aggression by bouncing around celestials or safes, he sits there, probably hoping we'd just leave. Instead, we probe him out and land the gang on him, get him tackled, held, and the aggrevated sexual assault begins. The faction fit CNR pops without too much trouble. And the wiley pilots have prepared for this moment thousands of time... point on pod. Pod isn't going anywhere. That's when the local pleading starts. He begs the gang to not pod him. Logs of that can be found here in our most recent blog. TL;DR The Kill The Tears Toodles! Solty This LOL moment has been brought to you by the Underworld Excavators - burying one 'tard at a time to make EVE a better place for us all.
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.09 05:09:00 - [2] Hope you used a condom! The Carebear Infection Virus makes you have a sudden need to mission in expensive ships during wartime and not pay attention to wartargets in local. Originally by: Hamshoe Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
pussnheels	Posted - 2009.10.09 06:17:00 - [3] And all this boasting makes you what ?? a Alpha Egotripper? pathetic. Fly safe
mille soli	Posted - 2009.10.09 06:32:00 - [4] Originally by: pussnheels And all this boasting makes you what ?? a Alpha Egotripper? pathetic. Fly safe u mad?
Maximus Trollus Amarr The Village Idiots	Posted - 2009.10.09 07:19:00 - [5] This obsession with tears is getting rediculous
Logit Probit	Posted - 2009.10.09 07:25:00 - [6] Originally by: Maximus Trollus This obsession with tears is getting rediculous you can leave
Poo Ka'hontas Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:10:00 - [7] I think most griefers/pirates (or what you kids call yourselves these days) are Girls Thats because noone besides Girls cares about tears.. Most carebears goes emorage on your ass, still you call it tears.. You pirates are so cute.. Do you all hold hands and talk about feelings/tears at the Fanfest? Sig removed, needs to be EVE related. Zymurgist
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:19:00 - [8] I care about tears... I keep a miner tied up in teh back of my ship and I routinely lick the honey sweet tears from it's cheeks to get off Originally by: Hamshoe Don't **** down my back and tell me it's raining.
Maximus Trollus Amarr The Village Idiots	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:22:00 - [9] Originally by: Logit Probit Originally by: Maximus Trollus This obsession with tears is getting rediculous you can leave no
Roastedpot Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:47:00 - [10] Originally by: Maximus Trollus Originally by: Logit Probit Originally by: Maximus Trollus This obsession with tears is getting rediculous you can leave no yes?
Napalm985	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:47:00 - [11] I have personally found that the tears collected from carebears give my boots a brilliant shine. It is for this reason that searching for these tears remains a top priority.
rubico1337 Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises	Posted - 2009.10.09 08:55:00 - [12] Originally by: Roastedpot Originally by: Maximus Trollus Originally by: Logit Probit Originally by: Maximus Trollus This obsession with tears is getting rediculous you can leave no yes? Reply hazy, try again
Maximus Trollus Amarr The Village Idiots	Posted - 2009.10.09 09:07:00 - [13] Originally by: Roastedpot Originally by: Maximus Trollus Originally by: Logit Probit Originally by: Maximus Trollus This obsession with tears is getting rediculous you can leave no yes? possibly maybe
MatrixSkye Mk2 Minmatar	Posted - 2009.10.09 09:38:00 - [14] I love misery and tears also! \o/ They make me wet too :) I suffer from Schadenfreude and it makes me happy when carebears cry. And then I post it in the forums so other people can see how big my online wee wee is . Carebear tearz are soooo sweet and delicious! HAHAHA. Cry some moAR no0b!!1 Good job OP -- and thx for showing me your e-wee-wee it is HuGe . u must have a bigg wee-wee in real life . oh teh tearz!11! man, they're like a drug, aren't they? i don't know about you guyz but carebear tearz and whinage tern mee on!1! haha! but only careber tearz bcuz pirate tearz make me sadd and i DoNt like dose :( specially when dere mine. aniway awesome JOB pIWat. You R cOoL! i LOVE TEARS SO MUCHH!!
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.10.09 09:48:00 - [15] Originally by: Le Soltueur stuff posted in teh blog pr0 fit heavy missile typhoon with 6 plates Cloak stababond with SPR's(totaly pr0) I don't even know where to start with this one. SPR's must be some sort of FOTM cuz I'm seeing them all over, even in ECM scorps. please continue with the tear extraction. --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Zaqar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2009.10.09 10:23:00 - [16] Nice CNR. All that pimpware and still only 1 BCU. I like the single standard launcher in the 7th slot too.
fogbird Gallente	Posted - 2009.10.09 10:27:00 - [17] i like your story, good read. but you ruined it with the title for me. if i have to read the words carebear & tears in c&p again... you see, it did it, i puked all over the place.
Armoured C Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.10.09 10:32:00 - [18] wow nice module drop Armoured C Steven Mason FOR CSM with added pirate hat
Evilan Altana State War Academy	Posted - 2009.10.09 13:28:00 - [19] Good story, tears, nice drop. Why does there seem to be an inverse relation to cost of fit and usefullness of fit. Seriously one standard launcher, only 1 bcu, and I love the only 2 rigs while 1 is t2.
Le Soltueur Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.10.09 14:48:00 - [20] Originally by: Grimpak Originally by: Le Soltueur stuff posted in teh blog Cloak stababond with SPR's(totaly pr0) [/url] please continue with the tear extraction. We were laughing so hard about that fit. Honestly. With a WCS and a cloak, we figured he was still listening to the "Wheep wheep wheep" targeting sound that EVE makes well after the fight was over.
Poreuomai Minmatar Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan	Posted - 2009.10.09 15:08:00 - [21] Originally by: Le Soltueur a war target CNR missioning away - oblivious to the fact that there are war targets in local. *Let My People Go*
Grimpak Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.10.09 15:26:00 - [22] Originally by: Le Soltueur Originally by: Grimpak Originally by: Le Soltueur stuff posted in teh blog Cloak stababond with SPR's(totaly pr0) [/url] please continue with the tear extraction. We were laughing so hard about that fit. Honestly. With a WCS and a cloak, we figured he was still listening to the "Wheep wheep wheep" targeting sound that EVE makes well after the fight was over. I also missed the fact that he was packing an ECCM - Omni II in his pr0 vagabond. cuz we know that 96% of 0 is moar than 0, rite? --- Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals. ain't that right.
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.09 15:44:00 - [23] Originally by: Grimpak I also missed the fact that he was packing an ECCM - Omni II in his pr0 vagabond. cuz we know that 96% of 0 is moar than 0, rite? Just having this module in game blows my mind. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Catherine Frasier	Posted - 2009.10.09 17:09:00 - [24] Originally by: pussnheels And all this boasting makes you what ?? a Alpha Egotripper? pathetic. It's called narcissistic personality disorder. Sadly it's not really treatable so, as you said, pathetic is the right term.
Xandr0ss	Posted - 2009.10.09 17:13:00 - [25] Good to see you podded someone who had terrible spelling and cared too much about a pixelated ship. You have done a service to the interwebs!
cisea Unknown Soldiers Cult of War	Posted - 2009.10.09 17:33:00 - [26] My question is why would he drops all that cash on PITH shield mods, yet not even bother with faction BCUs or PDS. If he could only pay for what he had then serves him right getting podded after using every isk in his wallet.
Kazang Gallente Wrecking Shots	Posted - 2009.10.09 18:03:00 - [27] Lulz Kazang
Gibbo3771	Posted - 2009.10.09 18:19:00 - [28] Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the ****ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer
THE L0CK	Posted - 2009.10.09 18:22:00 - [29] Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas I think most griefers/pirates (or what you kids call yourselves these days) are Girls Thats because noone besides Girls cares about tears.. Most carebears goes emorage on your ass, still you call it tears.. You pirates are so cute.. Do you all hold hands and talk about feelings/tears at the Fanfest? You didn't post with a main. I wonder if thats because you are afraid you might get beat up by a g.i.r.l.
CyberRaver Silentium Mortalitas	Posted - 2009.10.09 19:06:00 - [30] Edited by: CyberRaver on 09/10/2009 19:08:09 Originally by: Gibbo3771 Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the ****ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer If you had any brains in your head you would know they were mercs, they are paid to kill people and offer a quality service, and if you want them to visit you in low sec by all means post on a main character and wait a few hours And ya, every CNR i see in low sec is normally space dust after 10 minutes cos he got scouted 10 jumps out Get a clue about the target before commencing your F1-f8 flame guns
Dawts The Order of the EyE	Posted - 2009.10.09 19:09:00 - [31] Originally by: Gibbo3771 Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the **ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer Oh hai, I'm here to let you know your post is complete **, and also to snype the page. Thanks for your time.
Hanso Sparxx Order of Shadows	Posted - 2009.10.09 19:28:00 - [32] Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 I love misery and tears also! \o/ They make me wet too :) I suffer from Schadenfreude and it makes me happy when carebears cry. And then I post it in the forums so other people can see how big my online wee wee is . Carebear tearz are soooo sweet and delicious! HAHAHA. Cry some moAR no0b!!1 Good job OP -- and thx for showing me your e-wee-wee it is HuGe . u must have a bigg wee-wee in real life . oh teh tearz!11! man, they're like a drug, aren't they? i don't know about you guyz but carebear tearz and whinage tern mee on!1! haha! but only careber tearz bcuz pirate tearz make me sadd and i DoNt like dose :( specially when dere mine. aniway awesome JOB pIWat. You R cOoL! i LOVE TEARS SO MUCHH!! Why do I have the feeling you were fighting back the tears yourself as you were typing this?
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.09 19:49:00 - [33] Hey Solty, where's my Curse? ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Le Soltueur Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.10.09 21:45:00 - [34] Originally by: Awesome Possum Hey Solty, where's my Curse? May the fleas of a thousand camels nestle uncomfortably in your crotch.
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.09 21:52:00 - [35] That's it, I'm kicking your damn dog. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Gibbo3771	Posted - 2009.10.10 11:45:00 - [36] Originally by: Dawts Originally by: Gibbo3771 Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the **ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer Oh hai, I'm here to let you know your post is complete **, and also to snype the page. Thanks for your time. Oh hai, look I can talk like a homosexual aswell, want to blow my boaby?
Jesslyn Daggererux Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.10.10 14:33:00 - [37] Originally by: Gibbo3771 Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the **ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer if its so easy and effortless, why dont you do it? money is money, and i get mine much the same way. either that or advertising as a merc corp and taking money upfront for a job im very unlikely to do. thats okay to admit it though because people never research. Originally by:** CCP Fallout Hola, esta forum es ingles solamente. This forum is English only. Welcome to my lock. Now please, zip your pants. I don't need a show.
Gibbo3771	Posted - 2009.10.10 14:48:00 - [38] I much prefer to sell my body, quicker and "sometimes" safer, I play this game to have fun. Not to become rich over other peoples misery, thts not nice!
Disunia Vertas Sileo In Pacis	Posted - 2009.10.10 20:29:00 - [39] I still want to learn the trombone from you, you sexy Canadian. :D
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.10 20:59:00 - [40] Originally by: Gibbo3771 I play this game to have fun. Not to become rich over other peoples misery, thts not nice! these two statements are diametrically opposed, unless you're a pansy. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Sergiiy Kortos The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2009.10.10 21:15:00 - [41] Edited by: Sergiiy Kortos on 10/10/2009 21:18:15 Get some honor and stop bragging about CNR kills you pirate wanabees. No one cares that u killed a cnr in highsec with 20 people. Why don't you dec a pvp corp or go to 0.0 where the real men pirates are? EDIT: played... forgot to switch to indy alt... A+ km, would read again, -Sergiiy kortos, Uncasolty's bump alt 4 life.
So SuiMe	Posted - 2009.10.10 22:15:00 - [42] GREAT KILL GUYS
Delenne Sheridan	Posted - 2009.10.14 13:11:00 - [43] Originally by: Le Soltueur Edited by: Le Soltueur on 09/10/2009 14:45:55 The boys were out hunting war targets last night. Nothing new, but hey, that's what mercs do. All of a sudden comms light up and one of our pilots has tracked down a war target CNR missioning away - oblivious to the fact that there are war targets in local. Scans ensue. Ships get found. Our pilot warps in, gets a point on the CNR but the CNR pilot flashes a brief dab of intelligence and neuts our tackle. He manages to warp off to a safe. This is where the intelligence ended. Rather than waiting out aggression by bouncing around celestials or safes, he sits there, probably hoping we'd just leave. Instead, we probe him out and land the gang on him, get him tackled, held, and the aggrevated sexual assault begins. The faction fit CNR pops without too much trouble. And the wiley pilots have prepared for this moment thousands of time... point on pod. Pod isn't going anywhere. That's when the local pleading starts. He begs the gang to not pod him. Logs of that can be found here in our most recent blog. TL;DR The Kill The Tears Toodles! Solty This LOL moment has been brought to you by the Underworld Excavators - burying one 'tard at a time to make EVE a better place for us all. EDIT [sarcasm]Changed the title because apparently some people are offended by carebear tears.[/sarcasm] (LIGAF) 11 to 1, your such *real* men....
Roastedpot Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.10.14 15:52:00 - [44] wow, seems the industry forum decided to take a field trip to call mercenaries (and underworld are true mercs, not like foff or any of the others that say one thing and do another but annnyywayy) pirates :).
fatherted1989 Red Horizon Inc	Posted - 2009.10.14 16:09:00 - [45] with that fit he deserved to lose it lol, n1 mercs
creone Gallente Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.14 17:36:00 - [46] Our pilot warps in, gets a point on the CNR but the CNR pilot flashes a brief dab of intelligence and neuts our tackle. He manages to warp off to a safe. This is where the intelligence ended. Rather than waiting out aggression by bouncing around celestials or safes, he sits there, probably hoping we'd just leave. Instead, we probe him out and land the gang on him, get him tackled, held, and the aggrevated sexual assault begins. i was de nuetered one i was ashamed....... If at first you dont succeed maybe you just SUCK!!!!!
Lazy Eyeh Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.10.14 19:58:00 - [47] Originally by: creone Our pilot warps in, gets a point on the CNR but the CNR pilot flashes a brief dab of intelligence and neuts our tackle. He manages to warp off to a safe. This is where the intelligence ended. Rather than waiting out aggression by bouncing around celestials or safes, he sits there, probably hoping we'd just leave. Instead, we probe him out and land the gang on him, get him tackled, held, and the aggrevated sexual assault begins. i was de nuetered one i was ashamed....... Maybe it will grow back for ya Nice kill UE.
Commander Predator Kinky Killing Kleptomaniacs BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2009.10.14 20:19:00 - [48] Originally by: Le Soltueur Edited by: Le Soltueur on 09/10/2009 14:45:55 The boys were out hunting war targets last night. Nothing new, but hey, that's what mercs do. All of a sudden comms light up and one of our pilots has tracked down a war target CNR missioning away - oblivious to the fact that there are war targets in local. Scans ensue. Ships get found. Our pilot warps in, gets a point on the CNR but the CNR pilot flashes a brief dab of intelligence and neuts our tackle. He manages to warp off to a safe. This is where the intelligence ended. Rather than waiting out aggression by bouncing around celestials or safes, he sits there, probably hoping we'd just leave. Instead, we probe him out and land the gang on him, get him tackled, held, and the aggrevated sexual assault begins. The faction fit CNR pops without too much trouble. And the wiley pilots have prepared for this moment thousands of time... point on pod. Pod isn't going anywhere. That's when the local pleading starts. He begs the gang to not pod him. Logs of that can be found here in our most recent blog. TL;DR The Kill The Tears Toodles! Solty This LOL moment has been brought to you by the Underworld Excavators - burying one 'tard at a time to make EVE a better place for us all. EDIT [sarcasm]Changed the title because apparently some people are offended by carebear tears.[/sarcasm] (LIGAF) cool yall killed around the 10,000th faction fit bs want a cookie?
creone Imperium Signal Corps Underworld Excavators	Posted - 2009.10.14 20:22:00 - [49] dont be a smartass..... U mad? I can has peanut butter cookie plz? If at first you dont succeed maybe you just SUCK!!!!! [url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=creone][img]http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/signature.php/s
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2009.10.14 21:08:00 - [50] Originally by: Gibbo3771 Originally by: Dawts Originally by: Gibbo3771 Nice drop, ** kill, doesent take much effort to war Dec a corp full of carebears find the **ed one and then land a gang on them....typical high sec pirate wanna bees, try this in lowsec and watch the local spike as the cnr lols @ u tickling his buffer Oh hai, I'm here to let you know your post is complete **, and also to snype the page. Thanks for your time. Oh hai, look I can talk like a homosexual aswell, want to blow my boaby? butt hurt fgt
Commander Predator Kinky Killing Kleptomaniacs BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2009.10.14 21:16:00 - [51] Originally by: creone dont be a smartass..... U mad? I can has peanut butter cookie plz? do something about it?
Proteus Maximus Caldari New Eden Outcasts	Posted - 2009.10.14 23:49:00 - [52] Nice kill and I to loled @ the tears. All the BS and opinions aside the pilot in question had no business undocking that ship during a DEC. Just a case of more isk than brains. Id email him the kill mail once a day for the next month just for being such an idiot and begging for the pod. Take it like a man ffs. Will he learn? If he has a shread of comen sence yes. If not milk the cow until it's dry I say.

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