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Wannabe Breeze
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Posted - 2009.11.21 16:40:00 -
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Mr. Rose I have a severe case of KMD. Is there anything you can do to help low efficiency stat and my small amount of lifetime kills?
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2009.11.22 10:43:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Wannabe Breeze
Mr. Rose I have a severe case of KMD. Is there anything you can do to help low efficiency stat and my small amount of lifetime kills?
This will be some free advice, just to show you what my services can do for you!
You need two alts, and your main with a flaccid Thorax.
1. Buy as many Rokh BPC's as you can afford. Do it with the throwaway alt, lest somebody discover your ruse in your contract history
2. Take all these BPCs, load them onto a T1 Battleship and put your 2nd alt as the pilot. Make sure to comedy fit this BS. People may wonder, why a T1 BS? Nobody likes hearing about somebody blowing up a frigate/shuttle/rookie ship or hauler..
3. Put your alt in a safespot in a lowsec system of your chosing. Get into a stabber/thorax and immediately warp to your alt and destroy him/her/it!!!
4. Post KM! Make a thread bragging about the BPOs you looted, how you owned them in a T1 cruiser and invent some crazy smacktalk to spice the deal up. Go KRAZY!
5. .... PROFIT .....
6. My sir, your Armageddon looks lovely now... 
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Nuadara
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Posted - 2009.11.29 22:15:00 -
[33]
Mr. Rose,
I am in need of a new bio and I believe you may have the talent I need to create an epic bio of win.
Please convo me in game with pricing and lets talk.
thank you,
Nuadara
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2009.11.29 23:22:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Nuadara
Mr. Rose,
I am in need of a new bio and I believe you may have the talent I need to create an epic bio of win.
Please convo me in game with pricing and lets talk.
thank you,
Nuadara
You are merely a consulting fee away from happiness and girth enhancement.
Send an EVEMail, we shall work this out.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Cro Magnun
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Posted - 2009.11.29 23:26:00 -
[35]
OMG this is sheer f'ing genius. I have waited years for this (and several beers along with Jameson shots). Sheer genius. Sign me up before I pass out.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2009.12.30 00:32:00 -
[36]
Be a new and longer you in Twenty Ten.
Now I offer professional level story telling. Maybe you actually did something noteworthy? Learn how to make it SUPER EPIC for only 25 million ISK!!
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Nuadara
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Posted - 2009.12.30 00:36:00 -
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interesting... I thought you had given up on this scam.
I sent 50% up front, as agreed upon, and have been ignored ever since...
Beware: Artemis Rose is a Scammer.
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Exaduss
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.01.03 08:37:00 -
[38]
Blessed comedy gold.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.14 10:31:00 -
[39]
Finally, some time for new clients. Just had 4 happy clients in 2010, can you spot the threads
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.03.14 10:49:00 -
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I have thought of this business model. Turns out the niche is filled quite well already. Kudo's for working it out so nicely :)
p.s. You could offer RL add-ons like "Your actions in game have caused me great misfortune in real life" rants. Ranging from "I was ironing when you attacked me and now my knickers are burnt" and "**** you *******, my gf just walked out on me because of you" to "My friend had to go to the hospital because you gave him a heart attack irl".
Or a Real Life Threats Resulting In A 'Ban' Of The Butthurt Player service.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.04.01 02:14:00 -
[41]
Don't go another month with a flaccid e-peen!
2 slots open for clients for the next few weeks!
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Nuadara
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Posted - 2010.04.01 05:57:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Artemis Rose
2 slots open for clients for the next few weeks!
hmmm I am now confused as to what business you are operating.
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.04.01 06:27:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Nuadara
Originally by: Artemis Rose
2 slots open for clients for the next few weeks!
hmmm I am now confused as to what business you are operating.
Confirming after using my services, clients report having 60% more pleasure from every day activities, ranging from racy to ridiculous.
In trying times, who can argue with an ego boost? Everybody aspires for the day the denizens of the fine world defend YOUR E-honor, rather than you looking up to virtual deities and begging for their love. I can get you there. At the very top.
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Pic Latrude
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Posted - 2010.06.16 22:17:00 -
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Dear Mr. Rose,
I am writing to inform you that I will be filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Eve players who have been duped by your false claims of erudition in the service of enhancements to e-members of e-persons. Recently I sent you a large sum of isk in order to retain your services. My accountant has brought it to my attention that your eve-chat has been disabled, as has your eve-mail, and you cannot be reached. In light of this development I hired a private investigator to seek you out on the interwebs (TM Tau Dades) and decided to face you in your own troll thread.
This posting serves you notice that
YOUR F****ING SERVICE IS AWESOME! I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER AND WANT TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMMEND YOU AS THE FINEST E-PEEN ENHANCEMENT SERVICE PROVIDER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. AND THAT INCLUDES 2011 EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.
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Portnoy LaPerierre
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Posted - 2010.06.16 22:23:00 -
[45]
Hey has anyone seen my.....Oh never mind, I found it.
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Creepy Goat
Schindlers Ignore List
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Posted - 2010.06.16 22:42:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Artemis Rose
* The thread about....A big glass of PEPSI!
That was the best thread ever <3
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Artemis Rose
Urmaspar Team Drilling Conferdation
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Posted - 2010.07.18 20:32:00 -
[47]
Become an internet hero today!
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Amber Accelerando
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Posted - 2010.07.19 01:36:00 -
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Very funny & well done.
You are one clever kid, you work in Advertising? Lolz
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Bella Yar
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Posted - 2010.07.19 04:50:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose
Become an internet hero today!
too lazy to read entire thread. How?
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