I hate these threads.

I hate the haters hating in these threads. I hate you all !! I hate my self for being such hateful person feeding the hate of haters hating in this hateful thread !

Jesus...

Cheer up, I'll watch that zeigfest movie when it comes to Netflix, promise!

Aww, come on now, you're supposed to cheer me up, not put me down.

C'mon guys, my long limbed roes are now literally anchovy paste and I am beside myself - turn my frown upside-down!

I for one fully support this thread.
Whatever happens, at least you are not a *********...

You started the "Hate the avatar above you" thread, didn't you? That was a good post. Well done.

http://i.imgur.com/L6RVD.jpg

Just doing my part.

I poisoned you all and you don't have long before agony digs its claws into you. That is enough to cheer me up, for now.

C'mon guys, my long limbed roes are now literally anchovy paste and I am beside myself - turn my frown upside-down!

Bewbs....

Came to thread expecting to be cheered up, left dissapointed.

Hey man, looking for some company :) ?

Cheer up,

it could be worse...

It could be your corpse this guy is talking about...

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=119995

May the solar winds be ever at your thrusters.
May your foes never see through your blusters.
May all your turret fire and missiles land true.
May the grandest threats in Eve to you be blue.

May the rogue drones be gentle,
May your victims go mental,
Let all your fleets be grand,
And your kills number as sand.

And when you fly, let it be not safe,
But may it always be boosted by Quafe.

I have bewbs.

You remind me of me Grandson Billy.

Gramps, is that you? Mum said for me to tell you that I'll be collecting your pension from now on...I'll be round to pick up your pension book now!

Cheer up! My bewbs have helped revitalize your thread!

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Thats twice you beat me to the punch now.
Stop it.

Um.....


Does not look like you need any help. Can I buy you a drink?

I'm sure grey mohawks on pale domes are the upcoming thing.

You look like alot like George W. Bush. I'm sure they can do something about those ears while you're still young.

I'll accept, as long as I can pass it on to the sad fellow above.

Cheer up matey, you cleaned my shoes just fine

Tal

Who isn't?!

* Ila Dace buys round for all avatars above

Dont worry, Im sure your bewbies will get bigger!

*Cynter waves at avatar above

OK, just this one time, I will give you 200m ISK for 1 unit of trit.

I'll make a contract to your name.

It's okay. The escaped slaves were only Udorians. You still have your Sebiestor harem.

Your long-limbed roes have just died in your cargo hold and you are simply inconsolable


/sympathy on

They have this new hair remover that will clear that right up.

Don't be sad Lord here's Glade now people don't have to smell you with new Glade Plug Ins Ultra Fresh Scent.

Dang ol man I be talkin bout them Lord fella oval that than there not thee Good Lord not Him but that there other fella, but hobby jebus what dang ol happeen to yous eyez you look like them there fell out them there tree with and landed on them potatoes with them there things on over dang ol eyes.

One day you will find the right man just for you

Let's Dance
*I love this song*

^ I have a part for you in my new movie.

You pulled off the hard gay look really well!
It'll probably get you the opportunity to pull off a bunch of hard gays too. Yay!

You pulled off the hard gay look really well!
It'll probably get you the opportunity to pull off a bunch of hard gays too. Yay!

I work, I have disposable income, cranking serious isk in-game, and get laid often. No need to cheer me up.

Next?

Don't worry I have at least 5 gallons of paint remover.

Buhuuhuuuuuuuu

Congratz - you won the staring contest.

Hey, cheer up! For being so scary you're really beautiful!

You really should go put the right side of your face on a sanding belt. That'll even out the look abit. Then you'll be right as rain love.

I too like Bollywood movies.

I like what you've done with your hair.

Or is it a small animal?

If so I like what you've done with your small animal.

Even if you don't look like you need to be cheered up, I have one word for you: platypus... always funny.^^

Bellybutton.

*passes undisclosed item that seems to be producing smoke

Don't worry, that evil daystar isn't going to hurt you as long as you remain inside your pod.

I know exactally what you need......*hands a mug of coffee*.........now takeh cwap....*Puts down potty*

Telegram Sam: I promise, Sharpie does wash out.

Quite sure it's permanent, but your pale skin, deathly look, and white hair might not be all that bad.

With the bald head you had more of the 'You fibbing me son?' look which did put a smile on my face.


And I don't mind people being ahead of me in line, its when they have to announce in before me like its some game. Why's it always gotta be THE LOCK, why can't it be ib4Kijo or inb4bumblefck. No, it's ib4lock. Back of the line Lock. Oppressing a brother is what it's about.

One of these days the useless "Get likes" and "Avatar above/below/behind me" threads will lock.

Your pinkeye is cured!

Yes, honey, you are very special. That's why you get to ride in the short bus.

Well, isn't it nice that your IQ is only slightly less than mine.

No need to kill the poor chap for spilling it, here, I'll buy you a new drink. Make that two.

Nice jacket

*Picks up the thread, dusts it off*

Thread moved from GD to OOPE - ISD Type40.

* Cynter waves vigorously at avatars above.