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Kelvan Hemanseh
Caldera International
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Posted - 2011.09.19 15:07:00 -
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Welcome C&P forumites, I have run across a CEO that is potentially worse than the one in Zedrick's old Joe Show.
Eve-mail me in game if you would like to investigate this person, free of charge.
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BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.09.19 15:11:00 -
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Kelvan Hemanseh wrote:Welcome C&P forumites, I have run across a CEO that is potentially worse than the one in Zedrick's old Joe Show.
Eve-mail me in game if you would like to investigate this person, free of charge.
why would we do your wetwork for free?
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Kelvan Hemanseh
Caldera International
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Posted - 2011.09.19 15:23:00 -
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It's not wetwork, I have extracted quite a bit of amusement from it and figured I should share. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.19 15:39:00 -
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Oh crap, they're on to me. >_> |
seany1212
The Scowling Men
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2011.09.19 19:35:00 -
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Share previous amusement or your arguement is m00t 
Also, proof or GTFO |
Kelvan Hemanseh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.09.19 20:02:00 -
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A copy of a sample of the entertainment has been forwarded to you. |
Whiteknight03
WESAYSO Industries
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:24:00 -
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If you could perhaps share name and previous lolz, I would be grateful. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:29:00 -
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MY CEO |
Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:43:00 -
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Probably that Jude Lloyd fellow, he seems sketchy. |
seany1212
The Scowling Men
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2011.09.20 09:12:00 -
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Thought i-¦d share the entertainment with the rest of the community, agreeing this guy is nuts and how dare he defile goonswarms good name
This indeed would make a good zedrick cayne chapter in my opinion 
http://pastebin.com/wm93diAB |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.20 09:28:00 -
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seany1212 wrote:http://pastebin.com/wm93diAB
I have no idea what is being said in those mails. The point eludes me. Though perhaps that's the exact message you're trying to convey.
Also: LAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! |
seany1212
The Scowling Men
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2011.09.20 09:47:00 -
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Goons being communists
Unstable CEO crying to CCP and then his local police force for some attempt at impersonating officers ingame
Unstable CEO thinking that local enforcement will somehow write it down on a record for someone most likely the other way around the globe about said internet spaceships |
Damiez
Eye of God
Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.09.20 10:23:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:seany1212 wrote:http://pastebin.com/wm93diAB I have no idea what is being said in those mails. The point eludes me. Though perhaps that's the exact message you're trying to convey. Also: LAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!
Wot He Saidz ^^
-áIf you wish to rent this space, Please enquire within. |
Kelvan Hemanseh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.09.20 17:37:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:seany1212 wrote:http://pastebin.com/wm93diAB I have no idea what is being said in those mails. The point eludes me. Though perhaps that's the exact message you're trying to convey. Also: LAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!
Background: CEO recruits from newbie areas, gets tons of members then gets wardeced by many small pvp corps. CEO passes on nonsensical rantings via corp mail. CEO fails miserably at fighting off the small pvp corps and claims victory.
I had disguised the names in that mail at the request of the forwarder and for some reason the CEO hadn't picked up on that. Unless he really thinks James Bond, Agent 007, Neo, Dexter, and the other random agency people have actually informed me.
I have more entertaining half-witted propaganda from him if anyone would like some more. Either post here or contact me in game. |
Miney Prospector
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.09.20 23:43:00 -
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Incomplete email string out of context is awesome. |
pie dude
Interwebs Cooter Explosion
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.09.21 19:31:00 -
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Greetings Kelvan, I would like to inform you that this CEO you speak of is a friend of the Interwebs Cooter Explosion. It was by our doing, that he became the PvP killing machine that he is today, and as such, any attack that you plan against him shall be heard by the sound of millions of welpcanes running through hisec to find you in your station. Here in Interwebs Cooter Explosion, we aim to protect our members and allies, whether past or present. As such, I hope that you rethink your idea before all of hisec is conquered by the power of the Drone Clusterfuck Federation soon after we take all of 0.0. |
Kelvan Hemanseh
IN3FFABL3
Bringers of Death.
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Posted - 2011.09.21 21:10:00 -
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What exactly am I planning now? |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.21 21:29:00 -
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more bad posts perhaps?
"Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
seany1212
The Scowling Men
The Laughing Men
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Posted - 2011.09.21 21:38:00 -
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pie dude wrote:Greetings Kelvan, I would like to inform you that this CEO you speak of is a friend of the Interwebs Cooter Explosion. It was by our doing, that he became the PvP killing machine that he is today, and as such, any attack that you plan against him shall be heard by the sound of millions of welpcanes running through hisec to find you in your station. Here in Interwebs Cooter Explosion, we aim to protect our members and allies, whether past or present. As such, I hope that you rethink your idea before all of hisec is conquered by the power of the Drone Clusterfuck Federation soon after we take all of 0.0.
HAHA you take all 0.0? from what i was aware from Fatal Ascension they got roflstomped out of a considerable amount of there original space by the DRF and are now pets. Blob moar bro |
pie dude
Interwebs Cooter Explosion
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.09.22 00:31:00 -
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confirming that -FA- along with the rest of the DCF will be blobbing all the way to hisec. |
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