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Bill Schwartzski
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:01:00 -
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Greetings,
I've been playing this game somewhat solo since I started, you know monkeys can be like that. Especially when the reward is bananas. Anyways, don't let me get sidetracked. Eep eep.
I didn't min-max when I started and just followed my interests, so I have a broad range of skills but I'm not specialized in anything but drones. I have CovOps skills, Hacking, Archeology, Salvaging, Scanning, Mining - but my strongest suit is Drone warfare. I have several battleships (Dominix/Typhoon) capable of fitting T2 shield or T2 armor tanking setups and regularly solo Lvl 4 missions for spending money. I don't have any augmented drones but I have the skills to use every T2 drone sold on the market including sentries.
I am sorry to dissapoint, but the only experience I have in PvP is dying - however, I am not a total coward as I have frequently ventured off into lowsec and nullsec space by myself with the intent of seeing how far I could get before getting obliterated. For a time I even solo missioned in lowsec space to raise my reputation with particular factions. Unfortunately gangs of people eventually found me, beating my banana loving monkey ass. I have a CovOps ship that I like to take out for lowsec joyrides and scanning runs, but since I'm an army of one, scanning for stuff only gets me so much action. eep eeep
So you are probably asking yourself - sure, we need a Drone Monkey, but what KIND of monkey are you? Corporations learned their lesson hiring Gibbons a few centuries back and it is well understood that most Monkeys cause irreparable damage to things like lives, faces, and banana trees. However I can assure you that I am a very tame and loving monkey. I do not fling poo. I also never, ever lie about flinging poo.
I'm a casual monkey but I usually log in to play every evening, if even for a short time. However after spending some time to learn this game I want to be more useful to a larger group, even if it is to protect an envoy, scan for crap, or whatever. I didn't want to be some noob monkey looking for awesomecorp without any skills to offer, but now that I'm breaching usefulness, I'm looking. Especially if you need extra DPS vaporizing things into nothingness from 80km with sentry drones.
Oh yeah I'm really interested in wormhole exploration and colonization. I would love to move my fleet to a POS in w-space. I hear there are TONS of banana trees in w-space. EEP EEP EEP
Send me an in-game mail. Banana scented envelope please.
Yours,
Bill "Bloodthirsty Drone Monkey" Schwartzski
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KrakizBad
Harbingers of Chaos Inc.
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:05:00 -
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If your looking for Bananas in US TZ then ill go rob a banana truck and get things rolling.
We arent in Whole space, as we like to login and actually do crap. We have nightly roams looking for pvp targets. Most start around 1:00 game time or around that depending on when people login. We fly till we run out of bodies.
If interested jump in Hoc Recruiting or just message me.
Goodluck on your search for spacenanana's
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Joshua M
Path of Now and Forever
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:11:00 -
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Hi Bill
Path of Now and Forever is recruiting PVP pilots. We are an anti-pirate corp living in 0.0 and have a ton of experienced wingmen and training programs available.
If you're willing to learn a few things from us, you can have a great time out here... Look me up in game and we can chat more.
Josh
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Senator Leto
Gallente
Liquid Inc.
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.11.20 17:48:00 -
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Thats funny Liquid Inc just installed a bannana reimbursment program. But enough monkey buisness ;p
View our thread and hang your tail in our public chann. And eve mail sent
Cheers o/
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The PitBoss
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.11.21 11:56:00 -
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Play when you want ... Play how you want
(ALTs Welcome)
3+ Empire war Decs Weekly ... Plenty of Action
Our Recruitment Thread: CLICKY
Our Public Chat: PITBOSS' Office
Thank-You,
The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss)
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