Originally by: Reaver Glitterstim

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Originally by: Awesome Possum

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the majority of players that voted for Mitts also love suicide ganking.

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That's not the point. The point is that Mittens just likes to hear himself talk. He has no platform, and he's useless. He likes to talk big. In fact, when everyone else running was putting up posts in Jita Park Speakers Corner telling what they would do if elected, he had a big shpiel about the history of EVE and his own biased views on how things work.

THIS is who you voted for people. This is your beloved Mittens:
"I represent my voters, not random dudes with entitlement complexes who assume that 'the playerbase' means 'ignoring everyone who voted for candidates who they personally don't like'."

"im basically a walking talking posting hidden agenda, hth"

"yo we want a pos mod onlining queue poses make me want to stab myself in the eye JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM holy ****

ok peace out im thinkin bout you, pos dudes, gonna pour out a 40 in your honor~"

"going to reykjavik would be worth it purely to eat the flesh of an intelligent mammal as delicious as the minkie whale, forget all the booze and the blondes wearing basically nothing and the bars open until 6am on weekends"

"what i learned from these stats is that i'm a baller"

"death2allbob"

"your suffering and incoherence pleases me. ~1700 votes for me came from GSF, the rest from the community as a whole

"more threads like this please, i require a constant supply of agony to maintain interest in this game~"

Aside from his constant replying to topics with disinterest, rudeness, and an often-drunk appearance, he will periodically make statements either about obvious problems with the game and give no clear solution as to how to fix it, or he'll throw his own biased views around. He freely admits his own fallacies and even seems proud of them at times. And then in an arrogant fashion he will claim to have great underlying traits that, quite frankly, I don't see in him. He verbally attacks players whom he disagrees with, and would appear to spend more time coming up with clever insults than he does trying to contribute to the discussion. He flames intelligent posts right in the Assembly Hall. Just look up any part of his posting history and see if you can find anything that doesn't match what I just said about him.

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