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Leno
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Posted - 2004.11.10 01:53:00 -
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Ok let me set the scene for you:
One of my corp members leaves his buble in ec-p8r (as another member was supposed to take it when done). So some people are attacking and me and another corp member (Mjau) clear them away from the bubble. At this time the corp member just happens to logon, so we ask he retrieve the bubble. He comes over, and screws up accidently anchoring. So now we are stuck here for 10mins until he can unanchor it and pick it up.
5 minutes later, a megathron jumps in by the name of Spaceball 1. He is outside the bubble and all we have is a rifter, a maller, and a thorax. However, we attack anyway.
Right as well clear through his shield (which was pretty fast thanks to some heavy drones) the stupidity comes out. The pilot of the ship, EJECTS after selecting self destruct. Seeing this myself and the other crusier pilot eject to save the mega while our rifter pilot goes after the guys pod.
My other corp mate Darian, gets the ship and stops the self destruct and warps to a safe spot. So now we have a free megathron, which by the way had 7 warp core stabs to counter our -3 scramble. Sadly no good loot, but hey I'll take it. Now the only thing i can figure besides the guy being a noob and not knowing what he should do, was that he had some mighty expensive implants that he just wasnt going to risk, HOWEVER:
2004.11.09 23:34:00
Victim: Spaceball 1 Corporation: Eternal Legacy Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: EC-P8R System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Mjau (laid the final blow) Security Status: -3.3 Corporation: Death Row Inc. Ship Type: Rifter Weapon Type: Sabretooth Light Missile I
Anyway, we are now 1 megathron richer, and I think it was just about the funniest thing to happen to me in Eve.
Oh and btw, the guys corp title is: Mr. Paranoid, talk about a name that fits  ---------------
RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Leno
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Posted - 2004.11.10 01:53:00 -
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Ok let me set the scene for you:
One of my corp members leaves his buble in ec-p8r (as another member was supposed to take it when done). So some people are attacking and me and another corp member (Mjau) clear them away from the bubble. At this time the corp member just happens to logon, so we ask he retrieve the bubble. He comes over, and screws up accidently anchoring. So now we are stuck here for 10mins until he can unanchor it and pick it up.
5 minutes later, a megathron jumps in by the name of Spaceball 1. He is outside the bubble and all we have is a rifter, a maller, and a thorax. However, we attack anyway.
Right as well clear through his shield (which was pretty fast thanks to some heavy drones) the stupidity comes out. The pilot of the ship, EJECTS after selecting self destruct. Seeing this myself and the other crusier pilot eject to save the mega while our rifter pilot goes after the guys pod.
My other corp mate Darian, gets the ship and stops the self destruct and warps to a safe spot. So now we have a free megathron, which by the way had 7 warp core stabs to counter our -3 scramble. Sadly no good loot, but hey I'll take it. Now the only thing i can figure besides the guy being a noob and not knowing what he should do, was that he had some mighty expensive implants that he just wasnt going to risk, HOWEVER:
2004.11.09 23:34:00
Victim: Spaceball 1 Corporation: Eternal Legacy Destroyed Type: Capsule Solar System: EC-P8R System Security Level: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Mjau (laid the final blow) Security Status: -3.3 Corporation: Death Row Inc. Ship Type: Rifter Weapon Type: Sabretooth Light Missile I
Anyway, we are now 1 megathron richer, and I think it was just about the funniest thing to happen to me in Eve.
Oh and btw, the guys corp title is: Mr. Paranoid, talk about a name that fits  ---------------
RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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hellwarrior
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:14:00 -
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lmao.
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hellwarrior
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:14:00 -
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lmao.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:21:00 -
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Not quite as good as LordZap (I think) ejecting from his 'thron while in motion and having to chase it across a system, but pretty close.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:21:00 -
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Not quite as good as LordZap (I think) ejecting from his 'thron while in motion and having to chase it across a system, but pretty close.
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Akan
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:29:00 -
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rofl 
good one leno 
*** Guardians Die but Do Not Surrender *** |

Akan
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:29:00 -
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rofl 
good one leno 
*** Guardians Die but Do Not Surrender *** |

Infinity Ziona
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:32:00 -
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So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
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Infinity Ziona
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Posted - 2004.11.10 02:32:00 -
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So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:16:00 -
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pwned 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:16:00 -
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pwned 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Sochin
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Infinity Ziona So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
If he was trying to give us his ship he wouldn't have activated self-destruct. He was probably trying to save his implants.
The best part of all this was nothing was preventing him from warping out with 7 stabs on. I really wish I had been there to see this. I would have **** myself laughing.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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Sochin
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Infinity Ziona So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
If he was trying to give us his ship he wouldn't have activated self-destruct. He was probably trying to save his implants.
The best part of all this was nothing was preventing him from warping out with 7 stabs on. I really wish I had been there to see this. I would have **** myself laughing.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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jamesw
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:24:00 -
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I had a similar thing happen a few months ago, some dude ejected from his mega and left it for us. The only difference was that he was getting owned by 2 BS + 2 intys when it happened.
Maybe its something about Megathron pilots??? -- jamesw Rubra Libertas Militia
Originally by: RollinDutchMasters I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
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jamesw
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:24:00 -
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I had a similar thing happen a few months ago, some dude ejected from his mega and left it for us. The only difference was that he was getting owned by 2 BS + 2 intys when it happened.
Maybe its something about Megathron pilots??? -- jamesw Rubra Libertas Militia
Originally by: RollinDutchMasters I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
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Stetu
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:30:00 -
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All I've got to say is you're one lucky pilot. I'm jealous! ----------------------
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Stetu
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:30:00 -
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All I've got to say is you're one lucky pilot. I'm jealous! ----------------------
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Major Bash
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:32:00 -
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LMAO.
What posseses ppl to eject from their ships, really? Im the freacking captain and I go down with the ship 
But what this guy did was......I dont even know what to say....sheer stupidity
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Major Bash
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:32:00 -
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LMAO.
What posseses ppl to eject from their ships, really? Im the freacking captain and I go down with the ship 
But what this guy did was......I dont even know what to say....sheer stupidity
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: Infinity Ziona So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
Read it properly.
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Jebidus Skari
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:44:00 -
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Originally by: Infinity Ziona So the guy gave you his Mega and you still chased his pod down and killed him? What for? Just general *******ness?
Infinity Ziona
Read it properly.
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:48:00 -
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/me thanks his corp *****es
/me flies his new megathron. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:48:00 -
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/me thanks his corp *****es
/me flies his new megathron. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:56:00 -
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A good captain always goes down with his ship. _______________________________________________ Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |

Darrin Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.11.10 03:56:00 -
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A good captain always goes down with his ship. _______________________________________________ Eris Discordia: On the scale of funny and constructive it scores low, real low. |

Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2004.11.10 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Darrin Tobruk A good captain always goes down with his ship.
some also log off with their ship... 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2004.11.10 04:23:00 -
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Originally by: Darrin Tobruk A good captain always goes down with his ship.
some also log off with their ship... 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Terrifiedkiller
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Posted - 2004.11.10 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: jamesw I had a similar thing happen a few months ago, some dude ejected from his mega and left it for us. The only difference was that he was getting owned by 2 BS + 2 intys when it happened.
Maybe its something about Megathron pilots???
nah i seen the same thing happen once only it was a raven not a megathron
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Terrifiedkiller
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Posted - 2004.11.10 05:50:00 -
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Originally by: jamesw I had a similar thing happen a few months ago, some dude ejected from his mega and left it for us. The only difference was that he was getting owned by 2 BS + 2 intys when it happened.
Maybe its something about Megathron pilots???
nah i seen the same thing happen once only it was a raven not a megathron
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