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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.10 19:39:00 -
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Janks here!
Janks spent quite a long time a long ago into Astrometricing skills, and prided himself on finding things in space back before maps could drew circles and probes moved around and for for a lack of better wordage, before probes were simplefied. Janks knows a few folks know what he's talking about, if not then he isn't getting into it. One of Janks's best finds was a poor spaceman's "station" in a deep safe where there was unpiloted battleships, Cruisers, and unlocked cans. It took Janks nearly three hours to probe them out, but it was worth it! And that's simply you don't see anymore.
Until Today when Janks made a new find!
Janks is hopeing to find the previous owner and offer a reasonable "finders fee". If you or anyone you know or anyone you don't know but you talk to anyway knows anyone that knows this owner, Janks extends the offer to you to become a broker and make a brokers fee for yourself. However if you're the owner you can't be a middle man, you can only be a lefty man.
Anyway, enough business talk, now for business-business talk.
The owner of a Caldami Navy Raven was last located in Tunudan.
His ship name was "A Raven", no doubt he was confused on how a certain marketing Gimmick in Jita works, or perhaps it was his sense of humor.
The high slots Janks thinks were all Cruise Launchers and one large smartbomb.
The medium Slots were Shield Extenders, Hardenders, an Afterburner, and a Cap Booster.. best educated guess (saying alot for Janks's edumacation)
The lows were Power diagnostics and Damage controls Janks assumes, because that's just what you do.
The rigs Janks isn't sure, but bets they were shield related rigs.
The Drones were hobgoblin IIs.
All Janks found was one of those hobgoblins.
If the owner of this fine ship can please come forward, and bring the Raven back to Tunudan, Janks would like to give the Hobgoblin back to you in the safe spot he found it in.
Please hurry as the drone is turning Ferrel !
Janks is a natural sex object. When he ask the ladies for sex, they object!
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el caido
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.12.10 19:44:00 -
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CCP should really give up on the whole forum idea and remove it completely.
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Sgt Napalm
SiN. Corp
Sons of Tangra
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Posted - 2009.12.10 19:52:00 -
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Edited by: Sgt Napalm on 10/12/2009 19:52:49
That is some good Jank's for the day.
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Xydros
Veto. Academy
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2009.12.10 19:57:00 -
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<3 Janks
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Beor0d
Congregatio
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:00:00 -
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I would buy the navy raven :)
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Sanctus Maleficus
Lambent Enterprises
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:00:00 -
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If you are seriously looking for the owner, right click on the ship and hit pilot->show info.
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Mashie Saldana
BFG Tech
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Posted - 2009.12.10 20:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Sanctus Maleficus
If you are seriously looking for the owner, right click on the ship and hit pilot->show info.
Read it again, especially the last 5 lines.
Good one Janks 
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Special Projects Executive
The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.10 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sanctus Maleficus
If you are seriously looking for the owner, right click on the ship and hit pilot->show info.
Janks 1
Hapless Victim 0
--Vel
In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital d. |
Malen Nenokal
The Nightshift
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Posted - 2009.12.10 21:34:00 -
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar
The Littlest Hobos
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.10 22:07:00 -
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<3 Janks.
Probing yum yums 
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Washell Olivaw
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Posted - 2009.12.10 22:11:00 -
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Anyone else read the title and had it continue in his/her mind "with license plate XXY-514, he left the lights on?"
Originally by: Signature
Everybody has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.
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Salia WinterDrake
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.10 22:57:00 -
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Haha, almost read my mind. Dammit, wheree's my tinfoil hat?
Shouldn't it be plate "DST-514"?
Nice one Janks.
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