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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.12.13 14:56:00 -
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When I've mentioned things in the past about the space cows projects that I expend my time with, some of the most frequent commentators have been from Ghost Festival.
I didn't pay much attention to this at the time.
However certain facts have come to light in recent weeks, which lay bare the shocking truth.
As you can see, the Archangels logo is a stylized horned cow head.
Rumours of Ghost Festival interest in speciality Amarrian cheeses also abound.
All this points to an Angel Cartel effort to corner the interstellar trade in cheese and related products.
But to what end? Only Ghost Festival knows.
This will be of most concern to Sansha's Nation, as they are known to be fond of cubes of cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Is this the beginning of another confrontation between the Cartel and the Nation?
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: Cybercow |
Leopold Caine
Amarr
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 15:29:00 -
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As we all know, the plans of the Dominations are known only to themselves, so a cheese crusade is indeed in order... As for the conspiracy part, that cow head does seem to be made of tinfoil, hm?
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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.12.13 15:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Leopold Caine
As we all know, the plans of the Dominations are known only to themselves, so a cheese crusade is indeed in order... As for the conspiracy part, that cow head does seem to be made of tinfoil, hm?
I mentioned no conspiracy.
I find it interesting that you did so.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: Cybercow |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 19:22:00 -
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This is just the sort of, ah, ruminating I've come to expect from you, Ms. Tong. I wonder, however, whether you have considered the possible dangers of such a charge.
Were you correct, you'd have us on the horns of a dilemma. You do not seem to be one to be cowed into silence; you are one to insist on being herd, aren't you? Yet to silence you udderly would run against our principles, and make all my assertions about why capsuleers must not strike at one another in person out to be purest bull.
So, we would have to consider how and whether to pen you. Probably, we would simply leave it to our human colleagues. The Cartel does not take kindly to attempts to milk it for secrets. Should you find yourself locked in a quiet feed lot, with the slaughterhouse looming close at hand, please don't say we didn't warn you.
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Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 19:54:00 -
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As you can see Aria's pretty damn good at churning out the Cheese jokes.
Wonder if this makes our Myrhial the Dairy Queen.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 21:27:00 -
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That would be confirming the rumors though, wouldn't it Cael?
CEO | Diary of a pod pilot |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.13 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
That would be confirming the rumors though, wouldn't it Cael?
Ah let them complain boss.
Then we have the monopoly of offering the Cheese to go with their Whine.
I'm sure in time they'll moove on to other pastures and find something else to complain about.
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Irana Konstanus
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2009.12.13 22:52:00 -
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Well, okay then.
Not any stranger than the weird chick who plays with dolls, I suppose.
Keep up the good work, Ms. Tong, and do let us know if you discover the Ghost Festival is really just a front for a massive cheese (and related products) hoarding operation. I'm sure the consequences of such a revelation would change the entire economic and political dynamic of New Eden.
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Valnurana
Naraka Holdings
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Irana Konstanus
I'm sure the consequences of such a revelation would change the entire economic and political dynamic of New Eden.
Yes, investors might be wise to buy up these product at their current low values as achieving a monopoly might make the prices rise in the future, allowing for profitable resale opportunities.
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CEO - Naraka Holdings
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Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:01:00 -
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I salute Captain Aria Jenneth for her outstanding punnery.
Originally by: Irana Konstanus
Not any stranger than the weird chick who plays with dolls, I suppose.
And who would that be?
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I'm sure the consequences of such a revelation would change the entire economic and political dynamic of New Eden.
As I pointed out earlier - The Nation likes cheese and pineapple cubes on sticks. The Nation doesn't like the Cartel. If the Cartel is a major power in the cheese market, it affects the Nation. A conflict between the Nation and the Cartel would indeed change the economic and political situation of New Eden.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: Cybercow |
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Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Preta Light Industries
Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:10:00 -
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The Nation's love of Cheese and Pineapple on sticks is deeply rooted in their long held monopoly on the Toothpick industry, as so well flaunted across their many ships.
Remember good pilots of New Eden, do not support the Nation.
Always floss.
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Andreus LeHane
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 20:10:00 -
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I'm sure if Ghost Festival were to make a cheese it would be very popular with people like Pandemic Legion and GoonSwarm.
"Festival Cheese: Made with the authentic tears of real pod pilots!"
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