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Zakarazor Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus	Posted - 2009.12.14 10:26:00 - [1] I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time) How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from...
Vicky Somers Caldari Rusty Anchor	Posted - 2009.12.14 10:34:00 - [2] Whenever I want to see people cry I invite them over for an evening of fondue and then throw a cute puppy in the fryer when they least expect it.
Millie Clode Amarr Hedion University	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:08:00 - [3] "if in doubt, post Zippocat"
Amy Platt	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:08:00 - [4] pirate tears = sweetest tears
FU22 Duty.	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:22:00 - [5] The best way to get tears is to make a thread on the forums crying how you are not getting any tears. You are deffo going to have lots of success using this method Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes.
Tiberizzle	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:26:00 - [6] Originally by: Millie Clode "if in doubt, post Zippocat" I lolled also, do it you *****
Mickey Simon TEMPLAR.	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:29:00 - [7] Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears.
Roastedpot Blutkinder	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:33:00 - [8] Originally by: Mickey Simon Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears. i wouldnt trust it, it involves little children and kittens. and not in the way you think..
Mickey Simon TEMPLAR.	Posted - 2009.12.14 11:39:00 - [9] Originally by: Roastedpot Originally by: Mickey Simon Send me 1BN ISK and I will explain how to get tears. i wouldnt trust it, it involves little children and kittens. and not in the way you think.. But he'll only find out if he pays. It's a mystery tbh, and 1BN isk is a p cheap price to pay for the answer.
Grunanca Final Agony	Posted - 2009.12.14 13:16:00 - [10] Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time) How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from... We ganked a hulk yesterday.. We told him to pay us 300 mil or it will happen again... Start from there and you will soon have an ocean of tears
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.12.14 13:33:00 - [11] punch yourself in the balls Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
Boomershoot Caldari Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.12.14 14:25:00 - [12] Tears, From highest to smallest Amount: Miners to suicide^ Mission Runners^ Can Miners^ Empire Mercenaries# Clueless Noobs Haulers to suicide* Pirates#^ Real Pirates* From best to worst quality: Real Pirates* Pirates#^ Haulers to suicide* Miners to suicide^ Empire Mercenaries# Can Miners^ Mission Runners^ Clueless Noobs *= May led to awesome forum posts #= BEST FORUM POSTS ^= BEST CONVOS To get em, work hard your trolling, they'll eventually flow ________________________________________ i'd gladly abuse [hr] if CCP implemented it ________________________________________
jimmyjam Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:11:00 - [13] Try peeling some onions if you want real tears.
Del Icious DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:25:00 - [14] Originally by: Boomershoot Tears, From highest to smallest Amount: Miners to suicide^ Mission Runners^ Can Miners^ Empire Mercenaries# Clueless Noobs Haulers to suicide* Pirates#^ Real Pirates* From best to worst quality: Real Pirates* Pirates#^ Haulers to suicide* Miners to suicide^ Empire Mercenaries# Can Miners^ Mission Runners^ Clueless Noobs *= May led to awesome forum posts #= BEST FORUM POSTS ^= BEST CONVOS To get em, work hard your trolling, they'll eventually flow i second this statement. ----- so delicious!
lola Dio	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:30:00 - [15] For the most tears. uncloak in your BC and kill a can flipper. While the "carebear" in the hulk has him disrupted. Also you can try, remote repping a gank target. In your alt, in a npc corp. That one is good for mass gankbear tears. If you do a search through C&P for numerous ways to get tears. Fortunately it is way easier to get pirate and gank bear tears. Sometimes just equipping a few warp stabs while going thru lo sec,can bring on the water works in local! Sometimes I go back through, just to amuse myself!
Schwa88 Kiss My Assets Kiss My Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:47:00 - [16] Step 1: Buy a bombing geddon Step 2: go to Jita Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit!
Armoured C Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:53:00 - [17] i get hatemails , just for being me =D some are right delicious
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.12.14 15:56:00 - [18] My first ever eve mail "YOU ARE A LOUDMOUTH CNT FCK YOU!" It's not that hard to be honest. Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
Tuberider Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.12.14 16:07:00 - [19] Don't even have too try Some of us are just born hated i guess. Thanks for Your Stuff
Garresh Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.12.14 17:33:00 - [20] Creativity and deception, really. If you can get them into a conversation...lead them around for a bit them hit em with a good insult out of nowhere to get the tears flowing. Or use strange excuses to justify your behavior. Really, it's about breaking trends. If you do what everyone else does, they get desensitized. If you catch them off guards with something new or different, they hate it. In The Dark Knight, the Joker said something about nobody cares when people who usually die, such as soldiers or cops, die, because it's all part of the plan. They're used to it. Break the plan. Do something different, and the tears will flow like waterfalls.
Arekhon Eternal Perseverance Flight School	Posted - 2009.12.14 17:56:00 - [21] Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time) How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from... stop sucking, and everybody knows you do it for the nooky not the lulz
Borun Tal Minmatar	Posted - 2009.12.14 18:01:00 - [22] Originally by: Amy Platt pirate tears = sweetest tears This. :)
Simon Man	Posted - 2009.12.14 18:05:00 - [23] Your missing the point, eliciting tears has a lot more to do with yourself than you might think. The first thing you have to do is fail at life. When it comes to griefing, people will only get really bent of shape if they know that the griefer in question is nothing more than a lowly, booger eating dork in RL. If you have a wife, she needs to first cheat on you, then procure what little material goods you may have possessed. It also helps to have had a terrible childhood. Alcoholic, abusive parents are preferred and the resulting sense of self loathing works wonders. If your the kind of person that finds no satisfaction in disemboweling stray animals, you as well stop now, your more than likely far to decent a human being to effectively elicit tears from your fellow pod pilots.
The Crushah Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS	Posted - 2009.12.14 18:23:00 - [24] If you come to Decon and start singing "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" ill probably start crying. ..Gets me every time sniff
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.12.14 19:15:00 - [25] Originally by: Zakarazor How do i get tears? Lose a Phantasm and 500mill to a Fleet Stabber ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
MatrixSkye Mk2 Minmatar	Posted - 2009.12.14 19:41:00 - [26] Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52 You want tears? 1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest . Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today!
Schwa88 Kiss My Assets Kiss My Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.14 20:20:00 - [27] Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52 You want tears? 1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest . GB2M&C
MatrixSkye Mk2 Minmatar	Posted - 2009.12.14 20:28:00 - [28] Originally by: Schwa88 Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2 Edited by: MatrixSkye Mk2 on 14/12/2009 19:44:52 You want tears? 1. Run missions in high sec 2. PVPers whine in forums 3. ??? 4. Profit PVPer tears are the sweetest and most delicious and are very easy to harvest . GB2M&C See what I mean? I luv it! \o/ Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today!
Boomershoot Caldari Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.12.14 20:35:00 - [29] Originally by: lola Dio For the most tears. uncloak in your BC and kill a can flipper. Then get ass****d back by the same canflipper with a different ship. yeah, that's the method that brought me SOOO many buckets of tears...good times
Traidor Disloyal Private Nuisance	Posted - 2009.12.14 21:02:00 - [30] Sad movies does it for me. Has I have gotten older I have gotten more....emotional. ************************************************* I have three characters. One has Cov Ops V along with all the bells and whistles that goes with it.
Ballista III 8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3 HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2009.12.14 21:06:00 - [31] cut an onion.
Zakarazor Amarr Inadeptus Mechanicus	Posted - 2009.12.14 21:49:00 - [32] sqeees got tears in local! it was a hulk i killed and i sent him a very nice polite letter saying that if he dont pay me 200 mil something might happen with his next hulk to. i will go looking for him again tomorrow!
Arekhon Eternal Perseverance Flight School	Posted - 2009.12.14 22:31:00 - [33] Originally by: Zakarazor sqeees got tears in local! it was a hulk i killed and i sent him a very nice polite letter saying that if he dont pay me 200 mil something might happen with his next hulk to. i will go looking for him again tomorrow! success, now stop posting! oh and give his response mail....then stop posting
Captain Pompous Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It	Posted - 2009.12.14 22:39:00 - [34] Find child, insert Pedobear --- Even though you might disagree with what I say, that doesn't automatically make me a troll.
Junko Togawa Caldari	Posted - 2009.12.14 22:53:00 - [35] Get a job working for CCP and implement a change in gameplay. Read forum assplosion of emorage and lulz. Best. Tears. EVER.
Alek Tekar	Posted - 2009.12.15 01:29:00 - [36] Utter betrayal for petty reasons usually does it.
Barakkus Caelestis Iudicium	Posted - 2009.12.15 05:12:00 - [37] Originally by: Junko Togawa Get a job working for CCP and implement a change in gameplay. Read forum assplosion of emorage and lulz. Best. Tears. EVER. Can you say boot.ini
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2009.12.15 06:24:00 - [38] How to get tears..... Put on some underwear made from fiberglass insulation.
Specialist Haakon	Posted - 2009.12.15 06:53:00 - [39] Posting in a "I really am something special, please pat my head" topic.
Aralieus Amarr Traumark Logistics	Posted - 2009.12.15 06:57:00 - [40] kick a puppy..then act like nothing happened? Fortune favors the bold!!!
Sir Carnage	Posted - 2009.12.15 08:37:00 - [41] tears on demand Quote: A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
Mel Lifera Gallente Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.12.23 05:17:00 - [42] Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time) How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from... Play the other side of the coin - get an Exeqeror, find a belt with a lot of hulks, and pretend to mine until a gank gang shows up; RR the target and the tears will flow, guaranteed. Loot ganker wrecks (or not) or, even better, tell the gank target (in local) that he can have it all as a gift. Then leave fastly, because the emoraging gankers might be coming after your Exeqeror soon. When you get tired of doing that, ask again and I'll think up something else.
Del Icious DEATH'S LEGION	Posted - 2009.12.23 08:49:00 - [43] Originally by: Ballista III cut an onion. wow. the depth of your thinking here amazes me. wins thread. srsly. ----- so delicious baby!
Andrea Griffin	Posted - 2009.12.23 16:30:00 - [44] Originally by: Mel Lifera Play the other side of the coin - get an Exeqeror, find a belt with a lot of hulks, and pretend to mine until a gank gang shows up; RR the target and the tears will flow, guaranteed. This is beautiful and clever and, with Hulkageddon starting up, could make for some very interesting times. Even better if I could get someone to pay me to sit in a belt with a RR Exeq...
Droog 1 Black Rise Inbreds	Posted - 2009.12.23 17:47:00 - [45] Get an alt into a destroyer and find suicide gankers gate camp in hisec. Flip the can and then blow it up. 80% chance of tears.
Neyro7830 Gallente The 5th Freedom Wildly Inappropriate.	Posted - 2009.12.23 19:47:00 - [46] The best way to accumulate tears is to interpret anyone who disagrees with you or thinks low of you as crying. Sure they aren't real tears, but hey. :p ___________________________________ The views expressed by me in my forum posts are in no relation to my Corporation or my Alliance. I swear my cat made me type them.
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.12.23 19:59:00 - [47] Originally by: Mel Lifera Originally by: Zakarazor I have ganked several people in highsec, more for the lulz than for isk.(i lose maybe a mil each time) How should i do to get hatemails/tears in local? Even the hulk didnt even get a reaction from... Play the other side of the coin - get an Exeqeror, find a belt with a lot of hulks, and pretend to mine until a gank gang shows up; RR the target and the tears will flow, guaranteed. Loot ganker wrecks (or not) or, even better, tell the gank target (in local) that he can have it all as a gift. Then leave fastly, because the emoraging gankers might be coming after your Exeqeror soon. When you get tired of doing that, ask again and I'll think up something else. i'd almost be willing to say the hulk would be dead before the first rep cycle. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Boomershoot Caldari Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.12.23 20:01:00 - [48] Originally by: Droog 1 Get an alt into a destroyer and find suicide gankers gate camp in hisec. Flip the can and then blow it up. 80% chance of tears. Blow it up directly. 100% chance of tears.
arbiter reborn	Posted - 2009.12.23 20:38:00 - [49] Originally by: Lady Spank punch yourself in the balls prolly the wrong kinda pain, i mean thats the vomity kinda pain, cutting youre own balls off would prolly make you cry afterwards tho so id go with that
jimmyjam Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence	Posted - 2009.12.23 21:53:00 - [50] Originally by: Del Icious Originally by: Ballista III cut an onion. wow. the depth of your thinking here amazes me. wins thread. srsly. He fails and i win i said it first.
Mel Lifera Gallente Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.12.23 22:07:00 - [51] Originally by: Andrea Griffin Originally by: Mel Lifera Play the other side of the coin - get an Exeqeror, find a belt with a lot of hulks, and pretend to mine until a gank gang shows up; RR the target and the tears will flow, guaranteed. This is beautiful and clever and, with Hulkageddon starting up, could make for some very interesting times. Even better if I could get someone to pay me to sit in a belt with a RR Exeq... Well, my corp is participating in Hulkageddon, so in exchange for using my great idea, do not execute it when YOINK are the gankers. Fair trade. I strongly encourage the use of this tactic against other participants, however.
Kaylee Juuna	Posted - 2009.12.23 23:47:00 - [52] I like MatrixSkye's idea: 1. Do Level 4 missions in high sec 2. Get payed way more than any PVPer 3. Go on forums and talk to other missioners about how great it is 4. Laugh at the poor PVPers who just can't afford decent equipment 5. ??? 6. Profit!
SMX Amarr	Posted - 2009.12.24 01:05:00 - [53] * Buy a Sigil. * Get as much EHP on it as possible. * Fit something offensive and a load of sensor boosters. * Put some cheap stuff in the cargobay that looks expensive (a load of T3 subsystem blueprints works very well). * Fly it to Jita and act as if you are on autopilot. You guess what comes next...

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