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Fat Ducker
Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.12.17 21:37:00 -
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Edited by: Fat Ducker on 17/12/2009 21:38:47
So saw I this in Jita local:
Quote: [21:15:52] BK RandyJohnson > ***GOONFLEET*** is recruiting pvp pilots cap pilots industry and mining pilots contact me for more info!
It looks just like the veteran GS recruitment scam, even down to the hastily written bio riddled with spelling mistakes (intentional and ironic obviously).
Curiosity piqued, I investigate a little and discover it's not a scam!
An anonymous Goonfleet insider, close to the leadership, told me:
"We brain-stormed really hard on this; game mechanics have changed it's even more about the blob now than it ever was. When IT get done in Fountain, we know they are coming for us next.
Where could we recruit pilots used to laggy, heavily loaded systems - and then it hit us, so obvious really. Jita! When IT come to Delve they are going to find 300 idiots on every gate with their drones assigned to a high commander flying a 'cepter. Dat grid ain't gonna load for you before a station does."
Pay attention Molle, this is what evolution really means!
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Gobbins
Minmatar eXceed Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.17 21:40:00 -
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Is there some kind of bad posting marathon going on?
- Gob
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Metal Dude
Gallente Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.17 21:42:00 -
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It will only cost you 500 Million ISK and $10 US dollars to join.
The truth will set you free
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Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.17 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: Gobbins Is there some kind of bad posting marathon going on?
- Gob
Game isn't really worth paying for right now Gobs, what else do you expect them to do.
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lord khnrageX
Amarr Socialites Of The Crazy Horse Saloon
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Posted - 2009.12.17 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Gobbins Is there some kind of bad posting marathon going on?
- Gob
Yeah IT seems like IT. But seriously if they think they can hold off the inevitable they are mistaken. I doubt IT will go for delve until they've made sure they can hold fountain and have a lasting coalation to help them.
The brokeback cowboy, LK |

Hinkledolph
Minmatar Amok. Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.12.17 23:19:00 -
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Sounds like a 100% pure win plan.
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Matata Hakuna
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Metal Dude It will only cost you 500 Million ISK and $10 US dollars to join.
250m isk and 7.99$ for you, please transfer the funds to me immediately if you want to profit from Christmas recruitment fees.
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Dream Raven
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 00:42:00 -
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Originally by: Matata Hakuna
Originally by: Metal Dude It will only cost you 500 Million ISK and $10 US dollars to join.
250m isk and 7.99$ for you, please transfer the funds to me immediately if you want to profit from Christmas recruitment fees.
Please don't throw your money away. If you spend them on nice things instead I'm sure you'll be let in my GF!
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JohnHoe
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 02:16:00 -
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Fat I hope you are getting commission for this.
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bundus
Gallente ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.18 02:33:00 -
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Originally by: Dream Raven
Please don't throw your money away. If you spend them on nice things instead I'm sure you'll be let in my GF!
GF = girlfriend?
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Hate Illa
Amarr Solar Wind AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2009.12.18 06:16:00 -
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Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
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NedFromAssembly
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 06:20:00 -
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Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Haha, this guy right here, hahaha. I really hope you believe this.
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Hate Illa
Amarr Solar Wind AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2009.12.18 06:27:00 -
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Originally by: NedFromAssembly
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Haha, this guy right here, hahaha. I really hope you believe this.
Your leaders even believe that little one.
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Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 07:10:00 -
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Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
ooh, a vague threat of impending doom.
are you roleplaying as SirMolle?
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Psilocin
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 07:19:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
ooh, a vague threat of impending doom.
are you roleplaying as SirMolle?
You just wait until the 31st!
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Pudgy McFudge
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 07:22:00 -
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Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Holy **** I can totally picture you sitting in a basement stroking your mustache in your underwear leaning back with a cat in your lap while you posted that. |

Darmak X99
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 09:12:00 -
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Originally by: Pudgy McFudge
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Holy **** I can totally picture you sitting in a basement stroking your mustache in your underwear leaning back with a cat in your lap while you posted that.
Nothin' wrong with posting naked with a cat in your lap. I like cats. |

Malcanis
Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Gobbins Is there some kind of bad posting marathon going on?
- Gob
Game isn't really worth paying for right now Gobs, what else do you expect them to do.
For you maybe. Some of us are still having plenty of fun. Participation is up, and the killboard is ticking over whenever we can get to the NC before they're aligned.
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Del Icious
Minmatar DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2009.12.18 09:34:00 -
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Originally by: Grath Telkin Game isn't really worth paying for right now Gobs, what else do you expect them to do.
i like my lowsec pipe pretty much atm. frighter rapage galore. and small gang pvp with other piwats like in the old days returned too. well of course rooks and kings keep on hotdropping us with their carrier leetnes but we just laugh in their face and wait till theyre bored again.  ----- so delicious! |

Grath Telkin
Amarr The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.18 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: Malcanis
For you maybe. Some of us are still having plenty of fun.
Yea, if having every single interface interaction cause little stutters and stalls in the client is fun, then I'm havin a blast.
Being in fleet right now is dubious as to its benefits to survival.
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Malcanis
Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 10:24:00 -
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Originally by: Grath Telkin
Originally by: Malcanis
For you maybe. Some of us are still having plenty of fun.
Yea, if having every single interface interaction cause little stutters and stalls in the client is fun, then I'm havin a blast.
Being in fleet right now is dubious as to its benefits to survival.
Maybe things in Fountain are worse than in Pure Blind. Lag here is kind of bad, but not unplayable bad. No worse than we used to put up with when it was 100v100 up around Paragon Soul...
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Shanky McStabber
Minmatar Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 14:49:00 -
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Originally by: Grath Telkin
Yea, if having every single interface interaction cause little stutters and stalls in the client is fun, then I'm havin a blast.
The fleet window itself is also quite bugged and causes stutters whenever anyone joins or leaves the fleet. I had to close the entire window to get it to stop.
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Brobuck
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Do you want to be the one to blow us?
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Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.18 15:43:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
ooh, a vague threat of impending doom.
are you roleplaying as SirMolle?
I think i saw you last Halloween...where you the kid dressed as a useful member of society?
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Fat Ducker
Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 16:05:00 -
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Edited by: Fat Ducker on 18/12/2009 16:04:56
Originally by: Darmak X99
Originally by: Pudgy McFudge
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Holy **** I can totally picture you sitting in a basement stroking your mustache in your underwear leaning back with a cat in your lap while you posted that.
Nothin' wrong with posting naked with a cat in your lap. I like cats.
You, Edfromhumanresources and every comic super villain in history!
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UneFraiseDansUneChaise
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 19:14:00 -
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not gonna lie there are some gross mother****ers in this alliance
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NedFromAssembly
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Fat Ducker Edited by: Fat Ducker on 18/12/2009 16:04:56
Originally by: Darmak X99
Originally by: Pudgy McFudge
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Holy **** I can totally picture you sitting in a basement stroking your mustache in your underwear leaning back with a cat in your lap while you posted that.
Nothin' wrong with posting naked with a cat in your lap. I like cats.
You, Edfromhumanresources and every comic super villain in history!
You sound jealous. 
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.18 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Fat Ducker Edited by: Fat Ducker on 18/12/2009 16:04:56
Originally by: Darmak X99
Originally by: Pudgy McFudge
Originally by: Hate Illa Goonswarm sits on the eve of destruction. But, riddle me this. Whom shall place the fatal blow?
Holy **** I can totally picture you sitting in a basement stroking your mustache in your underwear leaning back with a cat in your lap while you posted that.
Nothin' wrong with posting naked with a cat in your lap. I like cats.
You, Edfromhumanresources and every comic super villain in history!
Holy crap is that genuine? If so I... well... I don't really know what I'll do. I did do a little bit of sick in my mouth when I looked at it though.
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Qlanth
Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.12.18 22:12:00 -
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Yeah we have changed GoonSwarm policy. If you don't want to register an SA account Eve-Mail me in-game for the opportunity to join Merch Industrial.
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Hate Illa
Amarr Solar Wind AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2009.12.18 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Qlanth Yeah we have changed GoonSwarm policy. If you don't want to register an SA account Eve-Mail me in-game for the opportunity to join Merch Industrial.
i cannot imagine anyone would voluntarily join a dying alliance. it is a sHame thoUgh. at one point goonswarM hAd a Number of competent leaders and was fiGhting for A noble cause. unfoRtunately, those leaders Burnt out or were run off. now the Alliance is "basically" controlled by a fatty who is a Glutton for punishmEnt with a painfully low iq. sup dari.
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