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Waweri
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Posted - 2009.12.18 18:24:00 -
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I was switching ships and I got this "The Apocalypse is activated"
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Alex Raptos
Caldari Phoenix Rising.
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Posted - 2009.12.18 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Waweri I was switching ships and I got this "The Apocalypse is activated"
Cannot warp as you are already IsWarping.
Originally by: Dirk Magnum I've become gay for Mark Harmon despite my initial reservations about the show NCIS but nobody will ever know
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Fish Bulb
The Singularity Amalgamation
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Posted - 2009.12.18 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Waweri I was switching ships and I got this "The Apocalypse is activated"
Darn it, that bug wasn't supposed to appear until December 22, 2012.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital Uno Chica Loco
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Posted - 2009.12.18 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: Par''Gellen on 18/12/2009 21:36:07 "Notify: You failed to target nothing."
Man that's deep...
Happens when you try to target a distant stargate or station that is several AU away.
Edit: My old favorite was "You cannot jump while jumping." but they changed it around the time they introduced barges. It happened when you tried to click the jump option on a gate a second time quickly after already doing so. ---
To err is human but it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Theqwert125
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
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Posted - 2009.12.18 21:35:00 -
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2007.10.20 22:45:04 Notify Invulnerability Field I is already modifyActiveShieldResonanceAndNullifyPassiveResonance.
01:30:13 Notify Sorry, can't do that. Your pod is still preparing the ambiotic fluid.Now we just have to find a place for the donuts within the next 6 seconds.

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Sephy'Ra
Ascendant Strategies Inc. The Transcendent
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Posted - 2009.12.19 19:08:00 -
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xx:xx:xx Notify Only ships can be assembled. This is a Frigate!
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Karma
Vortex Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.12.19 19:27:00 -
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My favourite is still, and will always be:
"14:44:16 Notify Your cloaking systems are unable to activate due to your ship being within 2000 meters of the nearby Cruise Missile."
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Dragonwell
Tactical Trading Partnership
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:22:00 -
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"Judging by the speed of that clerk..."
I love CCP's dry humor. Even the greatest peak Will one day wear to nothing Even the deepest sea Will one day dry to dust |

Babel
Boom and Bust Economics Ltd. Naraka.
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:26:00 -
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"You cannot do that with a Planet" ...  .
"Out of the good of evil born, Came Uriel's voice of cherub scorn" |

ras achura
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:27:00 -
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error: keyboard not detected
press F1 to continue or F2 for setup
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Estel Arador
Minmatar AFK
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:34:00 -
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We're sorry, something happened.
Free jumpclone service: Thread|Expanded again! |

Pesets
The Hunt Club
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:39:00 -
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Edited by: Pesets on 19/12/2009 20:39:35
Originally by: Karma My favourite is still, and will always be:
"14:44:16 Notify Your cloaking systems are unable to activate due to your ship being within 2000 meters of the nearby Cruise Missile."
Hard to compete with that, but
[ 2009.03.22 05:12:17 ] (notify) You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so. ____________________________________________________________________ Pesets - Russian for 'polar wolf'. Pronounced like 'presets' without the 'r'. |

Dragonwell
Tactical Trading Partnership
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Posted - 2009.12.19 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Pesets Edited by: Pesets on 19/12/2009 20:39:35
Originally by: Karma My favourite is still, and will always be:
"14:44:16 Notify Your cloaking systems are unable to activate due to your ship being within 2000 meters of the nearby Cruise Missile."
Hard to compete with that, but
[ 2009.03.22 05:12:17 ] (notify) You cannot fit the charges as they have been touched since the request was made to do so.
"Oh my God... who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!" Even the greatest peak Will one day wear to nothing Even the deepest sea Will one day dry to dust |

Par'Gellen
Gallente Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital Uno Chica Loco
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Posted - 2009.12.19 22:30:00 -
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After some creative jet can naming on a mining op I got this message that made me laugh out loud.
"Notify: Small Tractor Beam I deactivates as Radioactive Human Waste begins to explode." ---
To err is human but it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Acrid Acid
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Posted - 2009.12.19 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Par'Gellen After some creative jet can naming on a mining op I got this message that made me laugh out loud.
"Notify: Small Tractor Beam I deactivates as Radioactive Human Waste begins to explode."
wtf... fake is fake, fail lie. 
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Larg Kellein
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2009.12.19 23:49:00 -
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One that never ceases to terrify me: "Can't navigate while jumping".
Oh sure, just put me somewhere in space. Anywhere will do, really.
Also "Can't do that while warping" always seems to pop up as I scratch myself in socially unacceptable places. How the hell does the game know this?
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Par'Gellen
Gallente Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital Uno Chica Loco
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Posted - 2009.12.20 00:49:00 -
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Edited by: Par''Gellen on 20/12/2009 00:56:10
Originally by: Acrid Acid
Originally by: Par'Gellen After some creative jet can naming on a mining op I got this message that made me laugh out loud.
"Notify: Small Tractor Beam I deactivates as Radioactive Human Waste begins to explode."
wtf... fake is fake, fail lie. 
Quite easy to reproduce. Just tractor a can with a silly name while someone else empties it. Apology accepted  ---
To err is human but it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Nika Dekaia
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Posted - 2009.12.20 01:00:00 -
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There was an error message when trying to do a trade with yourelf in station along the lines: You do want to do a trade with yourself? You'll get scammed anyways.". CCP removed it, unfortunatelly.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital Uno Chica Loco
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Posted - 2009.12.20 01:10:00 -
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This dev obviously doesn't speak english...
"Notify: Automatic override. Manual control overridden by autopilot. Please wait for operation to complete. You can override the automatic autopilot override in 29 seconds. Then you can make it wait."
Click the jump button after your autopilot has already initiated the jump through a stargate. ---
To err is human but it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Par'Gellen
Gallente Tres Hombres Psychiatric Hospital Uno Chica Loco
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Posted - 2009.12.20 01:30:00 -
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Eve math...
"Your wallet contains only 5,036,997.80 ISK, but you require 5,036,997.80 ISK to complete this operation." ---
To err is human but it shouldn't be the company motto...
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Pesets
The Hunt Club
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Posted - 2009.12.20 04:27:00 -
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Originally by: Nika Dekaia There was an error message when trying to do a trade with yourelf in station along the lines: You do want to do a trade with yourself? You'll get scammed anyways.". CCP removed it, unfortunatelly.
On the other hand, they have recently added one along the lines of "Why would you want to report yourself as an isk spammer? Just stop spamming already!" ____________________________________________________________________ Pesets - Russian for 'polar wolf'. Pronounced like 'presets' without the 'r'. |

Arushia
Nova Labs Labores Solis Insidiae
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Posted - 2009.12.20 05:36:00 -
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"05:28:30 Notify The fleet member Aru Arusdotr could not be moved because he did not respond in a timely fashion. You should remove this member from your fleet." -- received by the fleet commander, when attempting to move herself.
New Eden Research, where your research gets eaten by a Goon! |
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