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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.21 15:54:00 -
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To the members of the UshraÆKhan gate camp in CBL Sunday. First nice job, second I understand based upon the wreckage reports and intel I received that my Slaver Hound ôButtersö was saved by one of your pilots. I do believe it may have changed hands as well.
I request that in your heart you find it to return my hound to me. I am willing to trade for it as you know the bond between a pilot and his hound is second to none. Unlike a woman he does not nag you, or demand of you, he only provides friendship and companionship.
Let me tell you about Butters. Butters was owned by an abusive slaver who not only beat his slaves but his hounds as well. Yes I know not all Slavers are cruel but unfortunately there are those that operate outside of the guidelines and they should be punished. I rescued Butters from his cruel master and took him in. He was a bit feral at first but with compassion and the example of my other Slaver Hounds he grew to be a peaceful, loveable puppy, as I am sure you see now.
I just want him back, in his home. I am sure he misses his friends as well as his Rifter Squeaky Toy. While he is in your care please take care of him. I am willing to make a trade in neutral space for him. I offer you the freedom of 10 slaves for him. I do not have the slaves as I do not hold any but I will find some and release them to you to get my Butters back..
Thank you for your time
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Gemma Naquist
Caldari Immortalis Licentia
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Posted - 2009.12.21 16:06:00 -
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Open Channel:
C3NTI is willing to offer a 500,000ISK reward to the person who finds Butters and helps bring him homw. We will also make a matching donation to the Order of St Catherine in that pilot's name for the Amarr Holy Days.
End Transmission.
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Natelia
Minmatar Ataraxia Pharmacies
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Posted - 2009.12.21 19:17:00 -
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So how exactly do you recognize one slaver hound from another?
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Jernau Gurgeh
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2009.12.21 19:42:00 -
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Edited by: Jernau Gurgeh on 21/12/2009 19:42:57
I used to have a slaver hound, but he lost his nose in an accident.
"How does he smell?" I hear you ask.
Terrible.
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Ombey
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.22 10:41:00 -
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I was involved in the destruction of your ship, and was heartened to see your hound survive. I have started some internal enquiries as to who now owns this lucky beast.
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Mielono
Caldari SWARTA
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Posted - 2009.12.22 10:45:00 -
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It is sad to lose a pet, I will add another 500,000 isk reward to the return of the animal. I have a few favorite items myself and if they survived such an encounter I would hope others would return the kindness.
In this way I am paying for my own future support, thus no profit is lost.
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Revan Neferis
Amarr The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2009.12.22 10:55:00 -
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Edited by: Revan Neferis on 22/12/2009 11:00:28 This is somehow a moving thing...
My two Hounds, "Gar" and "Reck" were gifted to me by Commander Garreck, many years ago when I was having a meeting at Misaba Station. They were still small but master pieces on genetic engineering and Loyalty and their intelligence compared to none. I wonder if Commander Garreck remembers that...
Anyway, now they are 3 years old and I have gone to great lengths to prologue their life and enhance their capabilities. I cannot imagine the emptiness that it would feel without them.
I will add 5 million isk to the poll to be given to the one who returns the Hound to his Gallente pilot. It's not like it's a slave or something of no emotional attachment. It's a Hound and deserves to be back to his owner.
Revan Neferis Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign Sani Sabik
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.22 11:29:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/12/2009 11:30:29 A ragged Alica is holding a shockstick in her right and she has some bruises on her face. In the background an evil growling can be heared. Six, eh seven millions? I.. I got one.. it! I got your doggy, right here! And it's well and alive. She is turning to something out of camera.
Come, doggy, come, here is a nice little leg of a pig wanna have... Arrrrrgh!
Something large is jumping from the side and aims with his fangs to her throat. She ducks as fast as she can, stops the beast with her shockstick, curses and throws the pigleg across the room as a distraction from her throat. The hound is pursuing the meat with a mournful howl.
It's such a nice puppy!
Nods!
Where can I give you that nice doggy for -ehr- six million isk? -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Imiom Ravena
Caldari CBD Capsuleer Division
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Posted - 2009.12.22 12:09:00 -
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My condolences on your loss.
If you are unable to guarantee the return of your hounds. I'd feel deeply honoured to help facilitate a connection between you and a pair of wonderful new hounds.
If worst comes to worst, of course.
If your interested in striking up a deal, it appears you have funds at your disposal that would assure the greatest quality hounds available.
Think about it.
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Stitcher
Caldari ForgeTech Industries
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Posted - 2009.12.22 12:27:00 -
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So we're up to... six million for the actual hound, and another six million for some kind of meat-crazed hairless demon stemming from Pilot Wildfire's eroded mental condition.
Best of luck, I suppose...
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.22 12:33:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/12/2009 12:35:00
Originally by: Stitcher So we're up to... six million for the actual hound, and another six million for some kind of meat-crazed hairless demon stemming from Pilot Wildfire's eroded mental condition.
From out side the camera Alica can be heard.
What do you mean with eroded mental condition?!
The hound can be seen jumping towards the ceiling of the hangar where something seems to hang outside the camera view. He jumps and jumps, growling and drooling, snapping vicously into the air, trying to get it, his eyes red and hateful. Whatever he tries to get a byte from is pushing it back with buzzing sparks of a shockstick. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.22 14:34:00 -
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Thank you to everyone in helping me in my endeavor.
And thank you Ombey for looking into it to for me.
It is great to see that in a universe full of ideaolgical differences, we all seem to come together at this time of the year and season.
May what ever Gods you believe in shine forth on you and guide you.
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.22 14:50:00 -
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Nice doggie.
We'll take it.
Pity the little pooch couldn't scout
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:13:00 -
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Originally by: RuleoftheBone Nice doggie.
We'll take it.
Pity the little pooch couldn't scout
Unfortunatley there is always one around.
*sighs*
I would hope that this is not the consensus of the Ushra'Khan, and if it is then please let me know and I will have to consider Butters a casualty. However it is disheartening to see Boo Radley (another of my hounds who was close to butters) Laying in Butters bed hoping he will come home.(somehow he knows he is alive)
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RuleoftheBone
Minmatar The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:19:00 -
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He's homeless now.
I'll top the bids and give him a proper FREE home.
Appropriate n all
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Lord Makk
Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:41:00 -
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Your doggie shall pride the Bowsprit of my Leviathan when I ram it into Ice Fortress Undine.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:59:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/12/2009 16:04:52 Just accept the contract and you have your doggy back!
Alica is trying to hold close the door of a standard container shut while something vicious and strong again and again throws himself against the medal door and dents it, leaves traces of impact.
Just accept and your doggy will be underway and your second will be happy to have back his friend! But.. try to move a bit faster, please!?
Several vicious bangs, howling and growling can be heared and whatever Alica is saying is covered under the noise of the beast.Finally she yells:
It's killing happy to see you again, you and Boo Radley! Can you see!? JOYFUL AWAITING TO COME HOME - RIGHT IN TIME FOR AMARR HOLY DAYS! -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Stitcher
Caldari ForgeTech Industries
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:04:00 -
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Just shoot the rabid thing already, Pilot. - Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain. |
Revan Neferis
Amarr The Archaeus of Blood
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:10:00 -
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Originally by: Chooch Chooch
Originally by: RuleoftheBone Nice doggie.
We'll take it.
Pity the little pooch couldn't scout
Unfortunatley there is always one around.
*sighs*
I would hope that this is not the consensus of the Ushra'Khan, and if it is then please let me know and I will have to consider Butters a casualty. However it is disheartening to see Boo Radley (another of my hounds who was close to butters) Laying in Butters bed hoping he will come home.(somehow he knows he is alive)
Remember, you were unfortunate to fall into the trap of uncivilised barbarians. Don't expect much from them.
At any case, I hope you find him still alive. But it's highly unlikely.
Revan Neferis Thrice-Illustrious Sovereign Sani Sabik
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:20:00 -
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Alica cries, trying to block the doors with a tritanium bar:
Still alive? You want it more alive than this? You're kidding! I could try to pep it up a bit with a few pills of ecstasy if you really think it's not joyful enough to see it's former holder and his puppy friend in his home basket by the fireside!
But be fast! I have really some problems here to keep it from hurting someone out of his spilling floods of joy for coming home! Don't let the poor thing suffer!!!
Accept that damn contract by all your gods! -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:47:00 -
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I am saddened by the responses from UK. As many of you know I am either loved or hated by those who know me, and I am fine with that. I pretend to be no one but myself. I usually ask nothing of anyone and generally believe everyone should be allowed to do as they please for Freedom above all is what matters.
Freedom to make choices, to live lives, to have religious and ideological beliefs. For this I have been accused a Slaver by members UshraÆkhan and Terrorist Sympathizer by members of CVA. Of course this usually comes form those who do not know me nor have spent anytime with me. Those that do know me, enemy and ally, neutral, and pirate, all know that all I believe in, is that we all enjoy our life in whatever endeavor that may be. I do not believe in being malicious, I do not believe in hurting other living creatures for as a Gallente I believe that we all have the RIGHT to exist, however, WE choose to.
I Spent a large portion of my life amongst the Amarrians, I was trained in empire by Amarrians when I first got out of the academy as they took my in their corporation. I was accepted then to a religious order of an Amarrian corporation moved out to Catch and eventually I made my own corporation. I was immersed in the culture of Slavery and learned to abhor it. However being amongst the Amarr I chose to (unlike most GallenteÆs) keep my beliefs to myself, simply because I BELIEVE everyone has the right to do what it is they choose to. The FREEDOM to choose their own path.
I see now that this belief that I have, may be one only I hold. It is a shame to see that. When the Empress decreed to release Slaves of 8t generations and older I personally rejoiced as a positive step. Now however after the responses form these UK pilots. One of whom Lord Makk who I personally have more respect for then he even knows. I have decided that those who have referred to me as an as$hole are correct I am an A$$HOLE. That being said I will be executing 10 ôfreed slavesö every day I am not with my butters. You see these freed slaves dreamt of freedom and they achieved. They can finally live free. Now they will Die. If my Butters can not be free neither can them.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.22 19:35:00 -
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Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 22/12/2009 19:41:58 Alica is sitting outside the container on a palette of small arms and strechting herself. With her a hand full of her Stabber crew, who are relaxing and do not noticing their "captain" at all.
You want Butters back? Accept that damn contract. And then you do not have to kill humans for animals you freakin' slaver. If someone is evaluating the life of an animal higher than that of a human beeing there is a name for this: sociopath.
I got your beloved puppy here inside this container that is just waiting for delivery. Don't make such a fuzz.
Okay, I think you should have noticed that it is not behaving too well, but maybe you might have recognized that I am Minmatar? These hounds go crazy on Minmatar. They are genetically engineered to obey blindly any Amarrian, especially true Amarrian and I don't know how it is with people from other species, but they just go wild if they see, hear or smell a Minmatar.
I went into great expenses to get hold of your dog and you simply deny the contract. It's all your fault if you don't get him back.
That's it. So take it or leave it. If you say: leave it, we'll find our own way to deal with that nice doggy. And I promise you we'll find something useful for him, I won't waste his life into the cold void of space. I'm not that kind of savage that kills without reason and purpose.
Deal? -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.22 19:57:00 -
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Alica,
Unfortunatley I am in deep space and am unable to accept any contracts at this time or for several hours.
However if it is truly Butters you have I will confirm that. Also I do not believe it is my pet as I spent many hours retrainng as I have all of my hounds to accept Minmatars as any other race. Butters did not go crazy or get insane around minmatars. He would actually play with them on a regular basis.
So the behavior of the creature you are describing does not sound like my butters. However for the sake of the animal I will take the creature off of your hands even it is not Butters.
As for killing humans for an animal. Well as I said there are many in the universe who think me an ******* anyway, sociopath just another label for someone not knowing me, to put on me. At least I am not the one torturing the poor beast with an energy stick.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.23 00:12:00 -
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Well, so I let the contract stay for you for the planned time of three days to accept. And I am not "torturing" the creature with an energy stick. To be precise I'd rather would kill it on sight, because it undouptly tries to kill any Minmatar that is near it, even if I call that "doggy wants to play", which can be identified as a sort of Minmatar irony easily.
To keep it on distance is the only thing for us, to try to handle it and keep it from killing us without needing to kill it for this. An other way would be drugs or poison but I am no big fan of taking choices even for an animal. That beast has the choice either to stay away from us and cooperate or try to rip pieces of flesh out of me or my crew and then we will rightfully hold that beast in check with shocksticks.
I can't say that I like it but I see no other way. If you trained that thing of not eating Minmatar than something happend to it to change its mind or it's primary genetic engineered instinkt has getting upper hand after the shock of your destroyed ship.
I can't tell if this creature is really your Butters or not but the way I got my hand on it is speaking for this. In fact it does not react to any name we call it but "shockstick" and "zapp". And on this ear it is not hearing very well when I consider the useup of energy cells recently. We need at least three fresh sticks to get it down for a thirty seconds before it recovers to attack again like rabbit.
If it is not your Butters I will have to take measures because I won't allow this beast to be used against Minmatar people. I find use for it that makes it unpossible for Minmatar to suffer from the beast. And the longer I think about this, the longer I find it the better way anyway.
But take your time. Nobody tries to force you to a choice. And to be honest I can't guarantee you that the beast in question is your Butters but there are no other around from the origin of CVA space in the time of question. You have to try it on yourself and hope that the primary programming to Amarrian voices is enough for it to recognize you as his rightful owner. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Roquendur Serethiel
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.23 00:21:00 -
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Edited by: Roquendur Serethiel on 23/12/2009 00:25:18 Edited by: Roquendur Serethiel on 23/12/2009 00:22:21 Pursuant to CONCORD legislation article 31 chapter 4 subsection 13 part 12 paragraph 4, related to the transport and treatment of animals and furthermore in relation to the Ushra'khan General Charter Annex 5 regarding the General Welfare of Nonhuman Species:
(1) The means of transport used for the transportation of animals shall be suitable for the purpose and provide shelter against the elements and protect the animals from shock, harm, abuse, suffering, hazard and the like. To the extent necessary, the animals shall be kept separate from each other depending on the species of the animal. Animals shall not be placed in undue harms way or abuse. (2) CONCORD or, upon authorization by the governments of the signatories of the CONCORD charter, and registered alliances and corporations may issue further directions concerning the transportation and safety of animals. (3) Ushra'Khan, recognizing the general suffering of nonhuman species at the hand of dictatorial and authoritarian governments, hereby declares their abhorrence for the mistreatment of said species, and will endeavour to preserve and aid all life that suffers under opression and will affect necessary actions accordingly.
Based upon the evidence at hand, having placed the animal in harms way voluntarily and without due regard for its welfare, the owner (Chooch) is summarily fined 3.000.000.000 ISK for the mistreatment of the referenced animal to be paid forthwith to Ushra'Khan. Upon examination of the animal and a joint investigation with CONCORD Welfare Of Our Friends (WOOF) a resolution will be decided whether to release the animal to you or to send it to an appropriate rehablilitation facility and shelter. Nonpayment will result in the confiscation of the animal and its resettlement to a nice little green farm where it can play and have its tummy tickled. *Campers* like to say 'hello' when they *smell* the Orz. We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure. |
Dak Hakin
Gradient
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Posted - 2009.12.23 00:50:00 -
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Dak reads from his office monitor. His lip curls in disgust when he reads of a lost slaver hound.
Just scuttle the damn thing, whoever has it. _______________________________________________
I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
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Thak Navari
Caldari Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.12.23 02:16:00 -
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Edited by: Thak Navari on 23/12/2009 02:19:23 I have butters[8). He is in ZXIC. No joke either.
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Chooch Chooch
Chooch Inc. Twilight Federation
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Posted - 2009.12.23 02:47:00 -
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Thank you mr Navari
I am would love to have him back. I hope we can come up with an arrangement for his return
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Klann Schreck
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.12.23 07:05:00 -
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Chooch my dear friend it is with a heavy heart that i hear of the recent loss of your dear Butters, but I hope for his quick return alongside you. To aid his recovery from the mental trauma, I am tasking all 19 of my remaining hounds to hunt down and capture as many slaves as they can, for that Good 'Ole Minnie Slave Kibblebits brand houndchow I have seen him enjoy so profusely. I can only hope that his favorite snack returns any weight lost during this ordeal for him and gives him the energy to frolic with his fellow hounds as he so carelessly did just days ago.
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2009.12.23 13:41:00 -
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Alica leans against a standard container, howling and roaring noises can be heared from inside. Her arms are crossed and he is looking very serious.
I promised to let the contract be active for some days. I am convinced that no money should be put into the slave market and that no Matari shall be freed for money. Because it's all about money on this market. Money for life. I reject this as a principle.
Now here I stand with a deal. A contract is a deal. And I am willing to give away this slaver hound for the freedom of ten of my kind and a small fee that will just a bit over the cover of the cost of this transfer.
But is this right to do?
You have seen what the slaver hounds are. They are genetically engineered beasts that only purpose is to hunt down, to maim and to freighten my people. Even the most tough Valklears are nervous if they hear the howl of such a hound.
They are ugly. They are aggressive. They don't feel pain. They have a hardend skeleton, they are fed with tritanium salts as puppies to make their teeth sharp and tough. They are biting through most body armor and even steel plates. Their claws are like daggers.
These beasts are the wraith of ever Minmatar. Because the are trained to be aggressive against us. To kill us. To hunt us. To smell us. They are enemy.
And now one of the most dangerous and evil of this kind is here in this container behind me. I had to put up guards round the clock to make sure it stays inside.
And this beast as a deal as a price for the freedom of some of our people. I am not sure that this is right to do. If it is not right to give money to the people who enslave our kind, take away their freedom, their humanity and their future to exploit them on every level of their existance and all generations that might follow. Is it right to trade one of the weapons that help to enslave our kind for the freedom of ten?
It is just an animal. It has no serious value on the market and still I am not sure if I should cancel the contract before it is fulfilled.
So I ask my fellow comrades: +Shall I cancel the trade? Or is the "price" for the freedom of ten of our kind acceptable?½
Please help me with this decision. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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