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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 01:53:00 -
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Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 22/12/2009 01:55:42
If you were not here when this happened: yadda yadda, then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now.
Moving on.
First off, I'd like to say greetings to the old C&P posters that were around back when I posted true stories that many people thought were troll stories. I hope you had a good time reading my posts through the imperfect english due to my deafness distorting my sense of the english language. Although this was probably what grasped your attention.
However... I do read the forums often, and I post often on my new alt (yea, sorry for lying to you Dian'h, I do post with my alt on the forums, but you still won't find him -- except if someone accepts my offer in this thread). Also, I like ISK.
...and I just know your little secret. Some of you really want to mess up the corporation I wanted to set up (or maybe already have set up?  ), or just want to be back in touch with me (UNLIKELY). Therefore, you want my new character's name.
Connect the dots, which should not be too hard for you people, and you know it!
I require 1 billion ISK to give my name out. To the person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will evemail you my character's name and you can post it on C+P or whatever you please. If there is second, third, etc person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will automatically refund that person because I really don't need that much ISK. I know ISK makes the world go round but not in my world!
Have caution, my 5 day reactivation fee ends 5:14 am on Dec 24th. I'm assuming that's game time, so you have around 2 days for this to really happen.
P.S. As hard it may be to believe that I won't scam, I really don't. Sometimes I'm thinking about corp theft but that's too much work. On my new character, I'm just not scamming anymore - I try to anti-scam. I try to scam people who are trying to scam people in Amarr, but that doesn't work often really.
TLDR: Give me 1b isk, I evemail you new char's name, you do whatever you want with it.
EDIT: Also, on my new character, in half a year I haven't used 1/3 of the ISK from that troll thread. Meaning I've spent less than 50 million. So I guess that's another reason why I don't need that much ISK and would refund if more people sent me ISK. Also, if someone actually takes this deal, I won't release your name but I will post saying that someone has taken the offer - just so this reduces the chances of someone being a moron and sending me 1b isk even though the deal is done.
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 Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.22 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
(you will actually want to read this)
Umm nope.
tl;dr version = Cornbread is deaf and stuff.
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Navtiqes
Space Sheriff
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Posted - 2009.12.22 02:25:00 -
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I skimmed this cause the fine print said I wanted to read it, but I still have no idea what you're talking about.
Why would I know to pay 1bill to know your main?
Maybe it's cause it's past 3am and I've been adventuring, but you got to explain this in laymans terms if you're actually trying to say something.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.22 02:34:00 -
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Lady Spank required to the thread... Paging Lady Spank... Your word of wisdom is required.
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Kaylee Juuna
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Posted - 2009.12.22 02:40:00 -
[5]
You are now aware that EVE is more than 6 years old and people are still dumb enough to fall for scams.
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Myra2007
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.12.22 03:45:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Have caution, my 5 day reactivation fee ends 5:14 am on Dec 24th.
This.
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Originally by: Professor Slocombe
I will only buy tickets if the prize is your stuff and you leave Eve. Forever. You irritating self obsessed cretin.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3
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Posted - 2009.12.22 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Lady Spank required to the thread... Paging Lady Spank... Your word of wisdom is required.
i speak on behalf of spank:
Originally by: Lady Spank
Pathetic
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 04:26:00 -
[8]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Lady Spank required to the thread... Paging Lady Spank... Your word of wisdom is required.
I know you missed me.
How have you been?
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Neyro7830
Gallente
The 5th Freedom
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.12.22 04:33:00 -
[9]
isk sent
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The views expressed by me in my forum posts are in no relation to my Corporation or my Alliance. I swear my cat made me type them. |
Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.22 05:16:00 -
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You think people actually give a **** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is? 
I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
You think people actually give a **** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is?
I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main.
Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine.
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.22 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
You think people actually give a **** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is?
I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main.
Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine.
No seriously.. Lexa has tried before.. No one cares.
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.22 05:40:00 -
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It's probably that Derek Chu idiot from CAOD. He also likes to make a new thread once a day about nothing in particular.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
You think people actually give a **** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is?
I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main.
Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine.
No seriously.. Lexa has tried before.. No one cares.
Thinly veiled attempt to convert me to Buddhism.
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:11:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Originally by: Hellfury Resurrected
You think people actually give a **** about you enough to actually pay to know who your main is?
I can't even manage to sell the name of Lana's main.
Thinly veiled attempt at thread hijack to sell Lana's main's name instead of mine.
No seriously.. Lexa has tried before.. No one cares.
Thinly veiled attempt to convert me to Buddhism.
I thought it was pretty subtle.. Seriously man, its cooooool.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
I thought it was pretty subtle.. Seriously man, its cooooool.
Thinly veiled attempt to convert me to Buddhism.
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Tatiana Taraksos
The Aduro Protocol
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:44:00 -
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Thinly veiled attempt to be deaf and say nothing.
This is POAST! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.22 07:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ballista III
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Lady Spank required to the thread... Paging Lady Spank... Your word of wisdom is required.
i speak on behalf of spank:
Originally by: Lady Spank
Pathetic
QFT
I wasn't even going to bother with this one.
I tried something similar as a joke, I'm not delusional about people caring... shortly got a ban for it. At least around this time I was offered 1b isk for a real life photo.
BTW: Cornhole's new alt is Azura Noctis.
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Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 08:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
BTW: Cornhole's new alt is Azura Noctis.
I heartily laughed at this comment as well as the Derek Chu comment.
In Mortal Online (hardcore MMO, beta stage), I'm a member of a 'secret' guild that doesn't give out it's name except for recruiting purposes. When asked what guild I'm in, all of our members either lie or say nothing.
Usually, I like to say nothing or at least pick a guild that has ridiculous interests in members that there's no possible way for me to be in there.
This leaves fellow players to judge what guild I am in based on my persona in-game. I've been called a member of X guild and Y guild and Z guild that it doesn't get boring - it grows on you.
Please.... please, while today (and half of tomorrow) is super-patch day for the beta, therefore rendering me unable to access MO to get called a Myrm or Legion, keep these guesses coming.
Laughing increases my RBC count, therefore making me live longer.
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.22 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
In Mortal Online (hardcore MMO, beta stage), I'm a member of a 'secret' guild that doesn't give out it's name except for recruiting purposes. When asked what guild I'm in, all of our members either lie or say nothing.
Usually, I like to say nothing or at least pick a guild that has ridiculous interests in members that there's no possible way for me to be in there.
This leaves fellow players to judge what guild I am in based on my persona in-game. I've been called a member of X guild and Y guild and Z guild that it doesn't get boring - it grows on you.
Please.... please, while today (and half of tomorrow) is super-patch day for the beta, therefore rendering me unable to access MO to get called a Myrm or Legion, keep these guesses coming.
Laughing increases my RBC count, therefore making me live longer.
ok
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Grunanca
Final Agony
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Posted - 2009.12.22 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Edited by: Colonel Cornbread on 22/12/2009 01:55:42
If you were not here when this happened: yadda yadda, then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now.
Moving on.
First off, I'd like to say greetings to the old C&P posters that were around back when I posted true stories that many people thought were troll stories. I hope you had a good time reading my posts through the imperfect english due to my deafness distorting my sense of the english language. Although this was probably what grasped your attention.
However... I do read the forums often, and I post often on my new alt (yea, sorry for lying to you Dian'h, I do post with my alt on the forums, but you still won't find him -- except if someone accepts my offer in this thread). Also, I like ISK.
...and I just know your little secret. Some of you really want to mess up the corporation I wanted to set up (or maybe already have set up? ), or just want to be back in touch with me (UNLIKELY). Therefore, you want my new character's name.
Connect the dots, which should not be too hard for you people, and you know it!
I require 1 billion ISK to give my name out. To the person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will evemail you my character's name and you can post it on C+P or whatever you please. If there is second, third, etc person that sends me 1 billion ISK, I will automatically refund that person because I really don't need that much ISK. I know ISK makes the world go round but not in my world!
Have caution, my 5 day reactivation fee ends 5:14 am on Dec 24th. I'm assuming that's game time, so you have around 2 days for this to really happen.
P.S. As hard it may be to believe that I won't scam, I really don't. Sometimes I'm thinking about corp theft but that's too much work. On my new character, I'm just not scamming anymore - I try to anti-scam. I try to scam people who are trying to scam people in Amarr, but that doesn't work often really.
TLDR: Give me 1b isk, I evemail you new char's name, you do whatever you want with it.
EDIT: Also, on my new character, in half a year I haven't used 1/3 of the ISK from that troll thread. Meaning I've spent less than 50 million. So I guess that's another reason why I don't need that much ISK and would refund if more people sent me ISK. Also, if someone actually takes this deal, I won't release your name but I will post saying that someone has taken the offer - just so this reduces the chances of someone being a moron and sending me 1b isk even though the deal is done.
Who are you? Am I supposed to know you or what?
And why would I spend a billion on it?
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Dianna Soreil
Monolithic.
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Posted - 2009.12.22 09:37:00 -
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I'll do it for 50m.
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Mira Starchaser
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Posted - 2009.12.22 13:40:00 -
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For only 49.99 mil i will tell you my main, Perfekt x-mas gift for your wife so get it today!
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Rolk Anderson
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Posted - 2009.12.22 14:48:00 -
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It is me! I am in fact Colonel Cornbread's alt. Fear me and my trolling prowess.
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Ballista III
8e5T Co0pRAt10n 1n Ev3
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:02:00 -
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Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
I heartily laughed at this comment as well as the Derek Chu comment.
In Mortal Online (hardcore MMO, beta stage), I'm a member of a 'secret' guild that doesn't give out it's name except for recruiting purposes. When asked what guild I'm in, all of our members either lie or say nothing.
Usually, I like to say nothing or at least pick a guild that has ridiculous interests in members that there's no possible way for me to be in there.
This leaves fellow players to judge what guild I am in based on my persona in-game. I've been called a member of X guild and Y guild and Z guild that it doesn't get boring - it grows on you.
Please.... please, while today (and half of tomorrow) is super-patch day for the beta, therefore rendering me unable to access MO to get called a Myrm or Legion, keep these guesses coming.
Laughing increases my RBC count, therefore making me live longer.
wow you are soo cool.
GTFB2Mortal Online?????
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Chajitsoyo
Gallente
Sanford Space Salvage
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:03:00 -
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I know! he did it in the study with a candlesti... wait, what game is this again?
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Lightningshade
Caldari
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:18:00 -
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Hey - Aren't you the deaf guy pretending that people care?
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.22 15:32:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
you will actually want to read this
and Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
...then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now.
Does not compute.
Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today! |
Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: MatrixSkye Mk2
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
you will actually want to read this
and Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
...then you will not care and probably won't take my offer and probably should just close the thread now.
Does not compute.
Computers are logical.
Humans are not.
Therefore, humans are allowed to create contradictions that they know are contradictions.
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.22 16:38:00 -
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It's a shame you are able to continue posting.
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Larkonis TrassIer
Neo Spartans
Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:02:00 -
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Maybe the second page of this thread will be better.
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Rolk Anderson
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:02:00 -
[32]
Somehow I doubt it.
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Simvastatin Montelukast
Qui dormit non peccat
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:04:00 -
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Seriously man stop posting. You are giving deaf people a bad name.
Stupidity has nothing to do with inner/outer ear disorders or nerve damage/defects that cause deafness. On behalf of the deaf community I wish to apologize for this meatheads rambling, incoherant and annoying post.
Please send me 1 billion isk so that we can stop these senseless acts of posting.
Thank you in advance for your support.
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Drake Draconis
Minmatar
Shadow Cadre
Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:20:00 -
[34]
It never ceases to amaze me why people bother trying when it screams scam.
What's the point? To gather attention?
Hell you'd have better luck in Jita at that rate.... or some other forum board... but here?
I just don't get it.
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CEO of Shadow Cadre
http://www.shadowcadre.com
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Private Member
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:38:00 -
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This is not a scam people...
Simply because to be a scam, the victim must believe that they are exchanging money for something the think is of value. Even if the OP DOES hand out the genuine info as promised, the buyer will have been completely ripped off.
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Hoodat Bee
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:41:00 -
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I wish that forums were made of paper so that I could wipe my ass with this thread.
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MatrixSkye Mk2
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.22 17:49:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Colonel Cornbread
Therefore, humans are allowed to create contradictions that they know are contradictions.
This is getting a bit off topic but.....
Wat? WTF are you mumbling, dude? 
Grief a PVP'er. Run a mission today! |
Troll Bridgington
Bronze Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.22 19:06:00 -
[38]
Eve has sound?
I manufacture my own shoehorns using low quality materials. I use them for squirrel killing. |
Colonel Cornbread
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.12.22 20:12:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Simvastatin Montelukast
Seriously man stop posting. You are giving deaf people a bad name.
Stupidity has nothing to do with inner/outer ear disorders or nerve damage/defects that cause deafness. On behalf of the deaf community I wish to apologize for this meatheads rambling, incoherant and annoying post.
Please send me 1 billion isk so that we can stop these senseless acts of posting.
Thank you in advance for your support.
Cool story bro; didn't know trolling = stupidity
Originally by: Drake Draconis
It never ceases to amaze me why people bother trying when it screams scam.
What's the point? To gather attention?
Hell you'd have better luck in Jita at that rate.... or some other forum board... but here?
I just don't get it.
Maybe I'm not trying to scam anyone?
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Originally by: Herty
You may just be the greatest troll ever.
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Selrid Miamarr
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.12.22 20:33:00 -
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I am truly interested in the name of such a man with a storied history of posting rich, content-filled threads such as this one. However, 1 billion ISK is simply too much.
I am prepared to counteroffer with the grand sum of 25 ISK and a warm chocolate chip cookie. I will deposit the money to your character's name posthaste. The delicious baked good will be delivered by means yet to be determined. Please keep in mind said cookie may contain allergens, so an EVE mail with your specific dietary requirements might be in your interest.
Looking forwards to more of your insightful yet charming posts,
Selrid Miamarr.
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jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.12.23 02:59:00 -
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There may be someone who might fall for this sham.On a lighter note Cornbread your a fuggin F aggot.
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Q429
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Posted - 2009.12.23 03:50:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Q429 on 23/12/2009 03:52:06
Originally by: Lady Spank
It's a shame you are able to continue posting.
Hey! Look out guys!! Is that a freight train of irony headed right for you?!?!
Methinkso!
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.23 04:40:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Q429
Edited by: Q429 on 23/12/2009 03:52:06
Originally by: Lady Spank
It's a shame you are able to continue posting.
Hey! Look out guys!! Is that a freight train of irony headed right for you?!?!
Methinkso!
Look at you! Posting on your main 
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Loqiel
Caldari
Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2009.12.23 20:18:00 -
[44]
Reading this thread is like watching Helen Keller do stand-up comedy: it's funny for all the wrong reasons. |
Q429
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Posted - 2009.12.23 23:29:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Q429 on 23/12/2009 23:29:37
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Q429
Edited by: Q429 on 23/12/2009 03:52:06
Originally by: Lady Spank
It's a shame you are able to continue posting.
Hey! Look out guys!! Is that a freight train of irony headed right for you?!?!
Methinkso!
Look at you! Posting on your main
Best comeback ever, or complete ****poast? it's hard to tell sometimes...
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.24 00:57:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Loqiel
Reading this thread is like watching Helen Keller do stand-up comedy: it's funny for all the wrong reasons.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.12.24 10:55:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Q429
Edited by: Q429 on 23/12/2009 23:29:37Look at you! Posting on your main
Best comeback ever, or complete ****poast? it's hard to tell sometimes...
Funny you had to edit that. Alt posts are always irrellevant. If it was worth saying it would be worth posting with your main.
If you can't tell the difference then GTFO and let the real posters participate m8
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Fearr Dorchaa
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Posted - 2009.12.24 12:07:00 -
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in all my long wasted lunchbreaks reading C&P I have never read such utter ****ing ****.
STFU and **** off and die (in game)
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Tiberizzle
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Posted - 2009.12.24 17:36:00 -
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confirming that this thread is one of the worst I have read in weeks
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