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Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:17:00 - [1] Edited by: Golden Helmet on 25/12/2009 09:19:12 Yes, that's right, the Guiding Hand Social Club has pulled off another heist... they robbed my corp Just minutes ago, approximately 7 million isk was stolen from one of the esteemed stoners from The Python Cartel, "L4zor R0b0t". The mastermind behind this terrible heist was "Kumq uat". Kumq uat, in his endless greed, sneakily maneuvered my poor, unsuspecting idiot of a corpmate in to sending him 7 million isk in exchange for a picture of his ex-girlfriends gazongas. However, no gazongas were provided GH-SC has 7 days to return our 7 million isk, or we will be forced to send BoB, D2, Morsus Mihi, RA, Goonswarm, and all the other fail alliances after you. YOU WILL REGRET STEALING OUR 7 MILLION ISK tick tock tick tock edit: wtf, titt-ies is blocked? Stupid CCP. ------------------
Andrea Skye Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:19:00 - [2] THIS UNACCEPTABLE
Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:19:00 - [3] rabble rabble rabble www.eve-pirate.com original author Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal
L4zor R0B0T Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:21:00 - [4] I AM LIVID OVER THIS. I WANT KUMQ UAT'S HEAD ON A SPIKE! THAT WAS MY LAST 7 MIL :(
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:23:00 - [5] Originally by: Kumq uat rabble rabble rabble 7 DAYS TO RETURN OUR MONEY OR U WILL BE SORRY WHEN WE SIND ALL OUR FRIENDS AFTER U!!!! 7 days TICK TOCK TICK TOCK ------------------
Manterror Gallente Fuzzy Duck Heavy Industries DEFI4NT	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:35:00 - [6] Originally by: Golden Helmet GH-SC has 7 days to return our 7 million isk, or we will be forced to send BoB, D2, Morsus Mihi, RA, Goonswarm, and all the other fail alliances after you Everyone is quick to speak of "fail" alliances. What constitutes as a "win" alliance? And does a "win" alliance currently exist? At my guess, an alliance with no NAP's, and an 80-100% efficiency, and regularly wins battles whilst out-numbered and out-classed. Jesus was also the only son of God.
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:41:00 - [7] Edited by: Golden Helmet on 25/12/2009 09:41:59 Originally by: Manterror Everyone is quick to speak of "fail" alliances. What constitutes as a "win" alliance? And does a "win" alliance currently exist? At my guess, an alliance with no NAP's, and an 80-100% efficiency, and regularly wins battles whilst out-numbered and out-classed. Jesus was also the only son of God. Every 0.0 alliance, high sec alliance, low sec alliance, alliance with 1k+ members, alliance with under 1k members, and alliance in general is fail. My alliance is fail too, but we fail less since we don't take fail sov, run fail blobs, fail cap ship ops, have fail blues, have fail politics, and everything else that makes other alliances fail. And we don't have carebears, so we fail even less. But we still fail. ------------------
Tearavygh Quillam Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:55:00 - [8] Oh, didn't they rob Christmas? Signature Locked. Please refrain from amending a moderated warning. Zymurgist
Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 09:58:00 - [9] I am forming a committee to handle discuss these most dire circumstances. Unfortunatly we have had to form a committee to form the committee and... well, let us just say it will take some time. By 2645 we should have an action plan to you. www.eve-pirate.com original author Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal
Ardetia Caldari The Flying Tigers United Front Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 11:08:00 - [10] Originally by: Kumq uat Edited by: Kumq uat on 25/12/2009 10:09:22 I am forming a committee to discuss these most dire circumstances. Unfortunatly we have had to form a committee to form the committee and... well, let us just say it will take some time. By 2645 we should have an action plan to you. that was most expeditious of you, may the resolution be swift & decisive. :) The Flying Tigers are recruiting!

scally Minmatar The Executives IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 13:37:00 - [11] //( . Y . )\\ Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Saint
Arrador Caldari Serenity Ascension Eternus Imperium Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 13:40:00 - [12] Came in expecting to read how GH-SC had stolen christmas. Left disappointed
Mizztres Death Minmatar Gods Killing Machines Ihatalo Cartel Navy	Posted - 2009.12.25 13:45:00 - [13] Well if yo uare looking for pictures of some Titt-ies I have some pictures of a SOT's members wifes Titt-ies starting bids off at 50 million and you can seriously have them :)
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 14:01:00 - [14] Originally by: Arrador Came in expecting to read how GH-SC had stolen christmas. Left disappointed They stole Christmas away from the beneficiaries of the Python Cartel Charity Fund for Orphaned Minmatar Children. We were going to use that 7 million isk to buy spices to use in the cooking of the orphaned minmatar children. Now Christmas is ruined ------------------
Admiral Frools Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.12.25 15:40:00 - [15] Are you the real golden helmet?
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 16:46:00 - [16] I claim all credit. What did we do?
Nostradamous Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 17:00:00 - [17] Originally by: Mizztres Death Well if yo uare looking for pictures of some Titt-ies I have some pictures of a SOT's members wifes Titt-ies starting bids off at 50 million and you can seriously have them :) 51 mill...
Sara Faithful Amarr H A V O C Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.12.25 17:09:00 - [18] GHSC has just RUINED Christmas.
VonKaplanek III Caldari Destructive Influence IT Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 17:09:00 - [19] Edited by: VonKaplanek III on 25/12/2009 17:09:50 Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I claim all credit. What did we do? You wore a velvet pimp smoking jacket in downtown Toronto and got ****ed off because some guy didn't know who you were. Damn when your ego is so big it gets hard to feed eh Istvaan?
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 18:01:00 - [20] Originally by: Admiral Frools Are you the real golden helmet? I am the real Slim Shady. (Yes, I am the original Helmet, I'll never sell this character. How ya doing man?) Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I claim all credit. What did we do? One of your greedy members STOLE 7 MILLION ISK FROM ONE OF MY MEMBERS ------------------

Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:04:00 - [21] u mad bro? www.eve-pirate.com original author Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal
In General Caldari Veto. Veto Corp	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:14:00 - [22] I happen to have a copy of the picture of what I believe is of Kumq uat's ex-missus *****! Genuinely, or at least I genuinely have a picture of what I was told were his ex's ***, they may actually be just some random ***** he downloaded of teh tubez. Honesty after all is not one of his obvious ingame character attributes! These I got for free, I was unaware they actually had ingame value! Starting the auction for this priceless artifact at 50m isk! In this game, there is plenty of stupid to go around!
Admiral Frools Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:28:00 - [23] Originally by: Golden Helmet Originally by: Admiral Frools Are you the real golden helmet? I am the real Slim Shady. (Yes, I am the original Helmet, I'll never sell this character. How ya doing man?) Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu I claim all credit. What did we do? One of your greedy members STOLE 7 MILLION ISK FROM ONE OF MY MEMBERS <3 u, Happy christmas
Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:32:00 - [24] Originally by: In General I happen to have a copy of the picture of what I believe is of Kumq uat's ex-missus *****! Genuinely, or at least I genuinely have a picture of what I was told were his ex's ***, they may actually be just some random ***** he downloaded of teh tubez. Honesty after all is not one of his obvious ingame character attributes! These I got for free, I was unaware they actually had ingame value! Starting the auction for this priceless artifact at 50m isk! This was a different ex In General. www.eve-pirate.com original author Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal
Hannah Ganktannah Caldari Trigrams Edge	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:35:00 - [25] Came here expecting something about supercapitals or a lot of money Left disappointed
Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 19:39:00 - [26] Originally by: Hannah Ganktannah Came here expecting something about supercapitals or a lot of money Left disappointed So you came for that, instead came away with a story about boobs and you are disappointed? Virgin www.eve-pirate.com original author Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 and a file size no greater than 24000 bytes - Mitnal
The PitBoss Caldari Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance	Posted - 2009.12.25 20:05:00 - [27] Edited by: The PitBoss on 25/12/2009 20:11:41 Originally by: Golden Helmet ... 7 million isk in exchange for a picture of his ex-girlfriends gazongas. However, no gazongas were provided... Here's your Ex-girlfriends gozongas Merry Xmas Thank-You, The Pitboss (Space between The & Pitboss) Signatures by: Kalen Vox
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 20:08:00 - [28] Originally by: The PitBoss Originally by: Golden Helmet ... 7 million isk in exchange for a picture of his ex-girlfriends gazongas. However, no gazongas were provided... Merry Xmas Can I.... can I touch them? ------------------
Rakessh Caldari Arachnea Phoenix Battalion Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.12.25 20:12:00 - [29] Originally by: Manterror Originally by: Golden Helmet GH-SC has 7 days to return our 7 million isk, or we will be forced to send BoB, D2, Morsus Mihi, RA, Goonswarm, and all the other fail alliances after you Everyone is quick to speak of "fail" alliances. What constitutes as a "win" alliance? And does a "win" alliance currently exist? At my guess, an alliance with no NAP's, and an 80-100% efficiency, and regularly wins battles whilst out-numbered and out-classed. Jesus was also the only son of God. No no, there was Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eeesus, Fesus, Gesus, Hesus, Iesus then Jesus... CEO Arachnea Phoenix Battalion
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel	Posted - 2009.12.25 20:14:00 - [30] Originally by: Rakessh Originally by: Manterror Originally by: Golden Helmet GH-SC has 7 days to return our 7 million isk, or we will be forced to send BoB, D2, Morsus Mihi, RA, Goonswarm, and all the other fail alliances after you Everyone is quick to speak of "fail" alliances. What constitutes as a "win" alliance? And does a "win" alliance currently exist? At my guess, an alliance with no NAP's, and an 80-100% efficiency, and regularly wins battles whilst out-numbered and out-classed. Jesus was also the only son of God. No no, there was Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eeesus, Fesus, Gesus, Hesus, Iesus then Jesus... And none of them paid the ransom ------------------



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