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Guramzor
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Posted - 2009.12.30 10:28:00 -
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ok bro so there i was aiight i was like dude beard we should shred some gnar ****in waves roit so beards all dude lets ****in do it so we grab a few brews for the road jaja and ****in we cruiiiise down the beach and i saw this mega hunny and she winked and me and i was liek schwiiiing but then i was liek **** she just winked at BEARD too its like **** man shes prob a sandy if shes like beard but ok we we keep drivin and its like we get to the ocean and what do i see what do i see i see a ****ing1 pier and a ****ing oil boat and the boat has all this oil and thats like dude thats mother natures blood and **** so im like beard dude beard beard beard dude ok not kewl not kewl you ready to fight the power man thats mother natures ****in blood juice theyre eating in their ****in robot cars and their ****in tasebot factories and **** so im liek whoa yo beard good thing we cruised down to the beach in ur dads rifter bro (beards dad owns a dealership we have many gnar vehicles) so we commence attack run and go in the trench and **** and were like powpowpow id love to say pew pew lasers but bro rifter dont got lasers so we ****in shot these huuuuueg holes inside the oil boat right and mothernatures blood man her blood went back into the ocean where it oculd be free then get this true story a ****in killer whale a mega shark and a giant squid follow our example and atatck the boat and aet all the ****in crew members bro im tellin you i wouldnt lie about something like this because this is very serious and trust me, that hunny really winked at me not beard coz beards a freakin wimp man freakin loser
rip beard 2305 B.C. - 2009 A.D.
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Lord TYMAN
You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2009.12.30 10:29:00 -
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I can't believe this corp is breaking up, they always kill the mission raiders and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Sin Meng
Gallente
Nemesis Nation
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Posted - 2009.12.30 10:32:00 -
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You're still doing it wrong.
 Originally by: CCP Lemur
THIS IS GOD: IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
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Dretzle Omega
Caldari
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2009.12.30 11:32:00 -
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That post! My eyes! Oh, my eyes!!!
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Wingardium Leviosa
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Posted - 2009.12.30 11:40:00 -
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awesome |
Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.30 11:48:00 -
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Cool story bro!
Originally by: a51 duke1406
The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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Bibbleibble
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Posted - 2009.12.30 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dretzle Omega
That post! My eyes! Oh, my eyes!!!
I would write something witty here, but I've been blinded by the OP.  |
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CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.30 12:10:00 -
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Thread locked.
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