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Brunis
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Brunis on 20/11/2004 02:43:34 Oki im drunk.. Very drunk but i sometimes start to think about Eve when drunk, ya oki i have no life 
I was wondering if we could actually help tell CCP what WE want, no matter if your a low life pirate, a carebear miner a drone alliance miner or what ever.
I thought lets make this fun, i need a funny game while being drunk so lets see.. Hmmmm.. I got it!
I tried this in the Shiva part of the forum, but lets change it just a little! Make a Haiko (spelled right?) about what you want changed.
Remember this is a little fun and yet meant as a little help to CCP (just in a funny way), so no discutions or anything but only haiko (I think its aleast said that way in danish).
Someone please say the rules of "haiko" since im to drunk to do it, it all ready took me a long time to write this and remove the worst spell errors as it is 
/Brunis Another dog lifting its leg |

Brunis
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Brunis on 20/11/2004 02:43:34 Oki im drunk.. Very drunk but i sometimes start to think about Eve when drunk, ya oki i have no life 
I was wondering if we could actually help tell CCP what WE want, no matter if your a low life pirate, a carebear miner a drone alliance miner or what ever.
I thought lets make this fun, i need a funny game while being drunk so lets see.. Hmmmm.. I got it!
I tried this in the Shiva part of the forum, but lets change it just a little! Make a Haiko (spelled right?) about what you want changed.
Remember this is a little fun and yet meant as a little help to CCP (just in a funny way), so no discutions or anything but only haiko (I think its aleast said that way in danish).
Someone please say the rules of "haiko" since im to drunk to do it, it all ready took me a long time to write this and remove the worst spell errors as it is 
/Brunis Another dog lifting its leg |

0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:44:00 -
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Whats a haiku
Its basically a small poem, but its better than that, its very hard to do one that doesnt have some merit (as opposed to "roses are red, violets are blue, i bet by next week, ill have you in bed")
San. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:44:00 -
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Whats a haiku
Its basically a small poem, but its better than that, its very hard to do one that doesnt have some merit (as opposed to "roses are red, violets are blue, i bet by next week, ill have you in bed")
San. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:46:00 -
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What is Haiku?
Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Examples of haikus i just found..
alone, on the web, drops of sensitivity embrace an eyelash
Faceless, just numbered. Lone pixel in the bitmap- I, anonymous. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:46:00 -
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What is Haiku?
Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.
Examples of haikus i just found..
alone, on the web, drops of sensitivity embrace an eyelash
Faceless, just numbered. Lone pixel in the bitmap- I, anonymous. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 03:20:57 Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 02:57:04 Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 02:56:30 So an example of an eve haiku;
My rax, MWD improved; Mega left behind With overdrive death
San.
Edit; although thats not really right cause the sylables are wrong, but its not far of. this is good if you take MWD as one sylable.
My rax, MWD improved; Mega left screaming behind With overdrive death
Edit again; this one is right, for sure.
My rax, speed improved; Mega left screaming behind With overdrive death. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 02:49:00 -
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Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 03:20:57 Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 02:57:04 Edited by: 0seeker0 on 20/11/2004 02:56:30 So an example of an eve haiku;
My rax, MWD improved; Mega left behind With overdrive death
San.
Edit; although thats not really right cause the sylables are wrong, but its not far of. this is good if you take MWD as one sylable.
My rax, MWD improved; Mega left screaming behind With overdrive death
Edit again; this one is right, for sure.
My rax, speed improved; Mega left screaming behind With overdrive death. Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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Brunis
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:19:00 -
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You rock 
/Brunis Another dog lifting its leg |

Brunis
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:19:00 -
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You rock 
/Brunis Another dog lifting its leg |

Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:51:00 -
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Here I sit alone NPCs pwn my ghey ship god damn asteroids. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:51:00 -
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Here I sit alone NPCs pwn my ghey ship god damn asteroids. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:56:00 -
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Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 03:59:36 My Iteron Three keeping both microwarp drives would be really nice.
My slow-arse hauler keeping both it's speed boosters would make me happy.
See that poor hauler? they made him even slower because pirates whine.
Some folks fly ravens with two microwarp drives on so lets nerf haulers!
Behold, the whiners always pestering the devs, someday they'll kill Eve.
I want it my way said the whiner to the devs sadly, they listened.
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 03:56:00 -
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Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 03:59:36 My Iteron Three keeping both microwarp drives would be really nice.
My slow-arse hauler keeping both it's speed boosters would make me happy.
See that poor hauler? they made him even slower because pirates whine.
Some folks fly ravens with two microwarp drives on so lets nerf haulers!
Behold, the whiners always pestering the devs, someday they'll kill Eve.
I want it my way said the whiner to the devs sadly, they listened.
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:44:00 -
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Your Hauler poofed I shot it four times Scrambled, webbed, dead.
I didn't whine. You appear cloaked at gates. One little advantage.
Warp core stabilizers No match for my Geddon Sensor booster doom.
You are slower Your sig radius is huge Ship fit poorly.
I didn't whine It was the carebear cry You'll still die
Eee Ceeee Emmm Instead of your trusty MWD You might live.
Your a Hauler Easiest target in the game Get over it
No matter speed Or Modules you like fitted Pop goes ship
One lucky day Right before the down time You may pass.
No ones fault Don't travel with good loot you will die
Whether it Crow Or my good ol geddon You'll still die
Whether it rax Or my favorite big scorp I'll catch you.
Get some friend Use scouting ships when needed Just some advice
  
    
  
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Shaelin Corpius
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:44:00 -
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Your Hauler poofed I shot it four times Scrambled, webbed, dead.
I didn't whine. You appear cloaked at gates. One little advantage.
Warp core stabilizers No match for my Geddon Sensor booster doom.
You are slower Your sig radius is huge Ship fit poorly.
I didn't whine It was the carebear cry You'll still die
Eee Ceeee Emmm Instead of your trusty MWD You might live.
Your a Hauler Easiest target in the game Get over it
No matter speed Or Modules you like fitted Pop goes ship
One lucky day Right before the down time You may pass.
No ones fault Don't travel with good loot you will die
Whether it Crow Or my good ol geddon You'll still die
Whether it rax Or my favorite big scorp I'll catch you.
Get some friend Use scouting ships when needed Just some advice
  
    
  
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:50:00 -
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 Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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0seeker0
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:50:00 -
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 Character "Widescreen" is a scammer; beware.
Check my bio for a list of known scammers.
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Baron Tane
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hamatitio Here I sit alone NPCs pwn my ghey ship god damn asteroids.
That has to be the best haiku I've ever read.
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Baron Tane
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hamatitio Here I sit alone NPCs pwn my ghey ship god damn asteroids.
That has to be the best haiku I've ever read.
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Znaei
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:57:00 -
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oh dear! Anyone remember the haiku thread that just would not die? 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |

Znaei
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:57:00 -
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oh dear! Anyone remember the haiku thread that just would not die? 
clagnuts> im drunk just come back from pirates night in spain , wtf i thought it was some eve guys getting together for a drink , turned out to be a feken real pirates show , doh |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:58:00 -
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Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 05:14:57 Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 05:10:25
Quote:
Your Hauler poofed I shot it four times Scrambled, webbed, dead.
I didn't whine. You appear cloaked at gates. One little advantage.
Warp core stabilizers No match for my Geddon Sensor booster doom.
You are slower Your sig radius is huge Ship fit poorly.
I didn't whine It was the carebear cry You'll still die
Eee Ceeee Emmm Instead of your trusty MWD You might live.
Your a Hauler Easiest target in the game Get over it
No matter speed Or Modules you like fitted Pop goes ship
One lucky day Right before the down time You may pass.
No ones fault Don't travel with good loot you will die
Whether it Crow Or my good ol geddon You'll still die
Whether it rax Or my favorite big scorp I'll catch you.
Get some friend Use scouting ships when needed Just some advice
I live in empire where the pirates can not roam but travel time blows. 
If I fall asleep while my indy waits to jump wake me when we're there.
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 04:58:00 -
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Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 05:14:57 Edited by: Urkl on 20/11/2004 05:10:25
Quote:
Your Hauler poofed I shot it four times Scrambled, webbed, dead.
I didn't whine. You appear cloaked at gates. One little advantage.
Warp core stabilizers No match for my Geddon Sensor booster doom.
You are slower Your sig radius is huge Ship fit poorly.
I didn't whine It was the carebear cry You'll still die
Eee Ceeee Emmm Instead of your trusty MWD You might live.
Your a Hauler Easiest target in the game Get over it
No matter speed Or Modules you like fitted Pop goes ship
One lucky day Right before the down time You may pass.
No ones fault Don't travel with good loot you will die
Whether it Crow Or my good ol geddon You'll still die
Whether it rax Or my favorite big scorp I'll catch you.
Get some friend Use scouting ships when needed Just some advice
I live in empire where the pirates can not roam but travel time blows. 
If I fall asleep while my indy waits to jump wake me when we're there.
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 05:11:00 -
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Poor little noobie omgwtfpwnd can I have your stuff?
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Urkl
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Posted - 2004.11.20 05:11:00 -
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Poor little noobie omgwtfpwnd can I have your stuff?
*** ***** ***** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** *****. |

Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.20 05:18:00 -
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TY :O another NPC one.
I hunted all day. Not one single commander I blame those damn Devs. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.11.20 05:18:00 -
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TY :O another NPC one.
I hunted all day. Not one single commander I blame those damn Devs. --
Director of Ganking: Death Row Inc. |

Lagartija Nick
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Posted - 2004.11.20 07:40:00 -
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The poster got drunk This thread makes no sense at all Where is my damn beer
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Lagartija Nick
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Posted - 2004.11.20 07:40:00 -
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The poster got drunk This thread makes no sense at all Where is my damn beer
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