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Slippery Slug
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Posted - 2010.01.06 20:59:00 -
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Edited by: Slippery Slug on 06/01/2010 21:02:24 Worried about getting ganked?
We offer insurance at 5 million ISK per Hulk, Mackinaw, or Skiff. Faction mods can be insured at 10 million ISK per mod. Insurance lasts for 30 days. Insurance can be extended at 80% of the original price for an additional 30 days, in perpetuity.
Insurance will be paid by purchasing replacements for the lost items and ships.
WE DO NOT INSURE ORCAS OR T1 SHIPS SINCE THEY CAN BE INSURED AT REASONABLE RATES BY THE SCC. THIS LEADS TO INSURANCE FRAUD. WE DO, HOWEVER, INSURE MODS ON THESE SHIPS AT THE SAME RATES AS THE OTHER MODS LISTED. HOWEVER, GANG WARFARE LINK MODS WILL BE INSURED AT A COST OF 8.25% OF MARKET PRICE.
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Slippery Slug
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Posted - 2010.01.06 21:07:00 -
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Reserved
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2010.01.06 21:38:00 -
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This ain't Jita local holmes ~
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.01.06 21:45:00 -
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I strongly support this pathetic attempt at scamming.
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Slimy Worm
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Posted - 2010.01.06 22:23:00 -
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Edited by: Slimy Worm on 06/01/2010 22:23:48 Why are you using a character that I sold you for scamming?
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Eastern Promise
Hulkagedon Insurance Corp.
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Posted - 2010.01.06 22:26:00 -
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I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
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Slippery Slug
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Posted - 2010.01.06 22:36:00 -
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Lady Spank, Crusha, and Slimy:
Why would I scam when I could be legit snd do this again next Hulkageddon? After a few more Hulkageddons I'll make more money doing this legit than I'd ever get scamming.
-Slippery
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Slippery Slug
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Posted - 2010.01.06 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Eastern Promise I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
You're charging laughably low rates. "Can I insure an officer mod for 5 mil ISK?" Of course yours is a scam! You're enticing people into buying your insurance by having low rates so that if it is a scam they won't lose much anyway, but every victim's ISK will add up and you'll net a lot of ISK in the end if people fall for it.
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Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2010.01.06 22:54:00 -
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Originally by: Slippery Slug
Originally by: Eastern Promise I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
You're charging laughably low rates. "Can I insure an officer mod for 5 mil ISK?" Of course yours is a scam! You're enticing people into buying your insurance by having low rates so that if it is a scam they won't lose much anyway, but every victim's ISK will add up and you'll net a lot of ISK in the end if people fall for it.
Charging 50mill for my insurance policy its expensive but clearly legit because of it
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Vossten Vader
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Posted - 2010.01.06 23:00:00 -
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Just insure@both corporations and you get paid TWICE :D |
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FireT
Gallente As Far As The eYe can see Chained Reactions
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Posted - 2010.01.06 23:20:00 -
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I really fail to see the intelligence behind this scam. I mean you offer a 5 million ISK insurance in return for how much? You fail to give people a reason to actually buy your insurance. So I give you 5 million and get what? A warm hug?
So yes ladies and gentlemen, another mentally handy capped person trying to scam. And it isn't really creative either, since he failed to explain how his services would be more useful than ingame insurance.
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Kusum Fawn
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Posted - 2010.01.06 23:28:00 -
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Worried about getting ganked?
I offer insurance at 5 million ISK per Hulk, Mackinaw, or Skiff. Faction mods can be insured at 10 million ISK per mod. Insurance lasts for 30 days.
Insurance will be paid by my giving you a warm hug and a shoulder to cry on.
I promise not to tell anyone that you have taken a policy out with me or direct any gankers in your direction
I WILL INSURE ANY EASILY GANKABLE SHIP THAT YOU PLAN ON LEAVING IN A HISEC BELT FOR HOURS ON END. I DO NOT CONDONE GANKING ACTIVITY. `````````````` Meh, |
Hulkageddon Insurance
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.01.07 00:24:00 -
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As many of you have realized, and which I am confirming here, this is a scam. I am the only Official provider of Hulkageddon insurance.
Anyone interested in purchasing insurance should follow the link in my signature, which leads to the only Official, Hulkageddon-endorsed insurance. ----------------- The only OFFICIAL provider of Hulkageddon insurance. http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1246349 |
Discrodia
Gallente Experimental Horizons
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Posted - 2010.01.07 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Slippery Slug
Originally by: Eastern Promise I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
You're charging laughably low rates. "Can I insure an officer mod for 5 mil ISK?" Of course yours is a scam! You're enticing people into buying your insurance by having low rates so that if it is a scam they won't lose much anyway, but every victim's ISK will add up and you'll net a lot of ISK in the end if people fall for it.
Fail alt post is fail.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Locked, thread is filled with trolling.
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Slippery Slug
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Posted - 2010.01.07 00:26:00 -
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Edited by: Slippery Slug on 07/01/2010 00:27:12
Originally by: FireT I really fail to see the intelligence behind this scam. I mean you offer a 5 million ISK insurance in return for how much? You fail to give people a reason to actually buy your insurance. So I give you 5 million and get what? A warm hug?
So yes ladies and gentlemen, another mentally handy capped person trying to scam. And it isn't really creative either, since he failed to explain how his services would be more useful than ingame insurance.
Really? I said I don't insure T1's because of insurance fraud (people will get them insured by the SCC, then blow them up on purpose so that I pay them the insurance whereas this isn't profitable to do for T2 ships since my insurance + my payout < the ship's cost). My insurance is more useful because T2 ships are insured by the SCC at a fraction of their actual value.
Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Slippery Slug
Originally by: Eastern Promise I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
You're charging laughably low rates. "Can I insure an officer mod for 5 mil ISK?" Of course yours is a scam! You're enticing people into buying your insurance by having low rates so that if it is a scam they won't lose much anyway, but every victim's ISK will add up and you'll net a lot of ISK in the end if people fall for it.
Fail alt post is fail.
I am the CEO of Hulk Insurance Corporation.
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Discrodia
Gallente Experimental Horizons
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Posted - 2010.01.07 00:32:00 -
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Originally by: Slippery Slug Edited by: Slippery Slug on 07/01/2010 00:27:12
Originally by: FireT I really fail to see the intelligence behind this scam. I mean you offer a 5 million ISK insurance in return for how much? You fail to give people a reason to actually buy your insurance. So I give you 5 million and get what? A warm hug?
So yes ladies and gentlemen, another mentally handy capped person trying to scam. And it isn't really creative either, since he failed to explain how his services would be more useful than ingame insurance.
Really? I said I don't insure T1's because of insurance fraud (people will get them insured by the SCC, then blow them up on purpose so that I pay them the insurance whereas this isn't profitable to do for T2 ships since my insurance + my payout < the ship's cost). My insurance is more useful because T2 ships are insured by the SCC at a fraction of their actual value.
Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Slippery Slug
Originally by: Eastern Promise I think you'll find my service is cheaper and infinitely more reliable.
You're charging laughably low rates. "Can I insure an officer mod for 5 mil ISK?" Of course yours is a scam! You're enticing people into buying your insurance by having low rates so that if it is a scam they won't lose much anyway, but every victim's ISK will add up and you'll net a lot of ISK in the end if people fall for it.
Fail alt post is fail.
I am the CEO of Hulk Insurance Corporation.
It's obvious that you're all the same person pretending to fight yourself and as a result make it seem legit when in reality you're just a 40 year old virgin who gets a jolly out of stealing people virtual money.
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Locked, thread is filled with trolling.
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.01.07 15:28:00 -
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I endorse this service. My hulk was recently reimbursed.
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Slippery Slug
Hulk Insurance Corporation
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Posted - 2010.01.09 08:10:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Griffin I endorse this service. My hulk was recently reimbursed.
Thank you for helping dispell rumors about this being a scam, Andrea
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Alekseyev Karrde
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Posted - 2010.01.09 08:14:00 -
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i dunno fellas, this guy looks legit ---
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Java Hun
Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 08:18:00 -
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Edited by: Java Hun on 09/01/2010 08:18:23 this thread looks like its going down.....a......slippery slope
edit: that really sounded better in my head
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2010.01.09 08:59:00 -
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Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde i dunno fellas, this guy looks legit
qft
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Dangerous Heffer
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Posted - 2010.01.09 23:21:00 -
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Slippery slug flies caldari
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