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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.08 18:48:00 -
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I was walking my dog this morning down the street in my neighborhood. We were strolling along, minding our own business, when suddenly 6 Catalysts appeared out of nowhere and 2 volleyed my dog before the police showed up out of nowhere and killed them all. My dog is dead now. I hope you're happy, Helicity Boson.
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Minmatar Citizen 125632
Minmatar
Exiles of Bloodfin
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Posted - 2010.01.08 18:53:00 -
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best post of hulkageddon
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Borun Tal
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:01:00 -
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Edited by: Borun Tal on 08/01/2010 19:03:37
 Originally by: Spectre3353
I was walking my dog this morning down the street in my neighborhood. We were strolling along, minding our own business, when suddenly 6 Catalysts appeared out of nowhere and 2 volleyed my dog before the police showed up out of nowhere and killed them all. My dog is dead now. I hope you're happy, Helicity Boson.
He shouldn't have pooped on Helicity's lawn!
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari
Nordir Industries
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 -
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That's why your dogs should always be aligned to their dog house when you're taking them for a walk.
And I bet you were afk walking him, too.
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Michael Phoenix
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Borun Tal
He shouldn't have pooped on Helicity's lawn!
More acurately the dog was was probably eating his grass, then reprocessing into poop and selling it to him for a profit.
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Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:05:00 -
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Lies. You were using a macro. That's what you get for AFK-dogwalking.
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Omgah
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:06:00 -
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The worse part about this whole thing is that dogs aren't insurable. I mean sure the catalysts that don't even cost 2 pennys are insurable, but not the dog that costs a grand!
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:08:00 -
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I admit that I was looking at my other dog at the moment and not paying attention to Alfred. I was also not watching the street or else I may have noticed 6 gigantic spaceships flying towards me. I also had headphones on and was doing my taxes on my cellphone as I walked.
Regardless, it is ridiculous that this could happen and I hope that my local PTA looks into the issue immediately and comes up with some sort of dog-suicide-ganking prevention plan.
I miss you, Alfie.
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simkahuna
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:45:00 -
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 funny post
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Insa Rexion
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:47:00 -
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Originally by: Spectre3353
I admit that I was looking at my other dog at the moment and not paying attention to Alfred.
noob L2DualDog 
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Lightningshade
Caldari
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:53:00 -
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Just waiting for Elton John to see if he can ride the coattails of this and put a regurgitated song together to try and improve his popularity
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Loqiel
Caldari
Legio Fortunae
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:55:00 -
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This thread deserves all the Internets I can award. |
The Crushah
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:56:00 -
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Convo me, I can show you how to tank your dog with armor plates to avoid this happening again.
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FunzzeR
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.01.08 19:57:00 -
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Dogs are overrated, get a Scottish Fold. 
PRAISE THE SCOTTISH FOLD!!
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Imagonnawhupya
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Posted - 2010.01.08 20:04:00 -
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I am forming a corperation to provide insurance for all dogs in Eve. If you wish to insure for the loss of your dog to roving catalyst gank squads, send 100m Isk to my account with the tag "Protect Fido".
Disclaimer: This insurance policy will not cover the loss of ferrets or gerbils. Proof of ownership such as "dog tags" must be provided to verfy claim.
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Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.08 21:32:00 -
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Edited by: Bfoster on 08/01/2010 21:35:01
Confirming I kicked Spec's dog.. It was a drive by. And he died..
Km to prove it..
2010.01.08 03:40
Victim: Spectre3353's DOG
Corp: The Tree Huggers
Alliance: Rainbow Cartel
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Silly Mut
System: Beverly Hills
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1000
Involved parties:
Name: Bfoster (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.00
Corp: THE DOG POUND
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Crown Victoria
Weapon: MY FOOT!
Damage Done: 1000
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Spectre3353
Gallente
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.01.08 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Bfoster
Edited by: Bfoster on 08/01/2010 21:35:01
Confirming I kicked Spec's dog.. It was a drive by. And he died..
Km to prove it..
2010.01.08 03:40
Victim: Spectre3353's DOG
Corp: The Tree Huggers
Alliance: Rainbow Cartel
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Silly Mut
System: Beverly Hills
Security: 1.0
Damage Taken: 1000
Involved parties:
Name: Bfoster (laid the final blow)
Security: -10.00
Corp: THE DOG POUND
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Crown Victoria
Weapon: MY FOOT!
Damage Done: 1000
Confirming that that is a fake KM. My dogs name is "Alfred", not "Spectre3353's Dog". Reported.
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Jamaican Herbsman
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Posted - 2010.01.08 22:26:00 -
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i'm sorry for your loss, but i got to ask: did your dog drop any good loot?
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Schwa88
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.01.08 22:47:00 -
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That's why you need a deadspace collar.
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Insa Rexion
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2010.01.08 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Jamaican Herbsman
i'm sorry for your loss, but i got to ask: did your dog drop any good loot?
Wish I'd scanned him to ninja the salvage, I would have thought marauding dog walker with a flight of dogs out would be an easy scan...guess i just fail
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
The Phantom Acolytes
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Posted - 2010.01.08 23:28:00 -
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AFK dogs, there's way too many of them ... Linkage
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Bellum Eternus
Gallente
Death of Virtue
MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Magnus Nordir
That's why your dogs should always be aligned to their dog house when you're taking them for a walk.
And I bet you were afk walking him, too.
I commend your wit sir!
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Inveniam viam aut faciam.
Tier 5 Battleships
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Jaggins
Gangrel Mining and Security
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Posted - 2010.01.09 00:37:00 -
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This is BY FAR the best Hulkageddon thread! It is destined for threadnaught status.
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Mynxee
Hellcats
HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:01:00 -
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Spectre3353 deserves a Westminster Best in Show for this hilarious thread. <3
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Spectre Wraith
Darwin Inc.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:17:00 -
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Rip Alfred. Rip.
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Discrodia
Gallente
Experimental Horizons
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Posted - 2010.01.09 01:35:00 -
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I will now begin a petition to have CCP give dogs an HP boost and a bonus to fur resistances. This injustice shall not be repeated!
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Locked, thread is filled with trolling.
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.01.09 04:43:00 -
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Moar tears! MOAR!!!
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.01.09 07:18:00 -
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Is that a Rhodesian Ridge back? I once had one of those dogs! Best dog ever.
I miss that dog. 
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Java Hun
Rockey Mountain Lumber Co.
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Posted - 2010.01.09 07:36:00 -
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I tired using implants on my dog once, but the ASPCA said it was inhumane.
I mean what does Sarah McLachlan know anyways
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CCP Ildoge
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Posted - 2010.01.09 09:08:00 -
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* funny post, but still off topic. Thread locked. - CCP Ildoge
Ildoge
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