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lol internets Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:26:00 - [1] Edited by: lol internets on 11/01/2010 19:26:25 Hi, Sirs and Madams. Now, you all probably know this, but dog faeces are normally firm, and the anal glands usually empty when the dog defecates, lubricating the anal opening in the process. But when the dog's stools are soft they may not exert enough pressure on the glands, which then may fail to empty. This may cause discomfort as the full anal gland pushes on the anus. Now the glands can be emptied by the dog's keeper, or more typically by a groomer or veterinarian, by squeezing the gland so the contents are released through the small openings on either side of the anus. This brings me to my point: How much do you think such a procedure would cost? And should I try doing this myself? The dog, by the way, is a labrador retriever (of English stock). Also fffff someone should probably defend Fountain
BuckStrider Caldari Naughty 40	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:34:00 - [2] First...Just because
Trebor Notlimah Gallente Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:35:00 - [3] A vet will usually do it with a standard grooming, you just have to ask for it -- well worth it in my book because the smell is quite horrid and if you screw up you'll rupture the glands which will require surgery. Dogs are disgusting creatures btw.
Fat Ducker Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:36:00 - [4] Is there some sort of competition amongst the members of past-IT legion to see who can get the most accounts banned from CAOD?
Trigger64 Gallente Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:41:00 - [5] Edited by: Trigger64 on 11/01/2010 19:41:50 You should probably give it a go, at worst you get ** all over the place. At best you save yourself 20 bux. Make sure you take some vids or pics, we need a dogcam. Edit: **posting at it's finest.
Crispy Turtle Minmatar Trigrams Edge	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:43:00 - [6] Originally by: lol internets Edited by: lol internets on 11/01/2010 19:26:25 Hi, Sirs and Madams. Now, you all probably know this, but dog faeces are normally firm, and the anal glands usually empty when the dog defecates, lubricating the anal opening in the process. But when the dog's stools are soft they may not exert enough pressure on the glands, which then may fail to empty. This may cause discomfort as the full anal gland pushes on the anus. Now the glands can be emptied by the dog's keeper, or more typically by a groomer or veterinarian, by squeezing the gland so the contents are released through the small openings on either side of the anus. This brings me to my point: How much do you think such a procedure would cost? And should I try doing this myself? The dog, by the way, is a labrador retriever (of English stock). Also fffff someone should probably defend Fountain A girls growing slows down drastically once you get your period, and then you grow very slow until 21. You shouldnt grow too much taller but have you ever considered modelling. You have to be at least 5'8 for that. Its my dream but im 4'11 and i kinda know what your going through. Its tough being different in that sence. Good luck and dont worry tall girls are gorgeous and the guys love em!
Myz Toyou Minmatar APOCALYPSE LEGION	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:50:00 - [7] You should just suck it off yourself, the dog will be pleased.
lol internets Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:53:00 - [8] Originally by: Myz Toyou You should just suck it off yourself, the dog will be pleased. Sir, that's not very helpful! Originally by: Crispy Turtle Originally by: lol internets Edited by: lol internets on 11/01/2010 19:26:25 Hi, Sirs and Madams. Now, you all probably know this, but dog faeces are normally firm, and the anal glands usually empty when the dog defecates, lubricating the anal opening in the process. But when the dog's stools are soft they may not exert enough pressure on the glands, which then may fail to empty. This may cause discomfort as the full anal gland pushes on the anus. Now the glands can be emptied by the dog's keeper, or more typically by a groomer or veterinarian, by squeezing the gland so the contents are released through the small openings on either side of the anus. This brings me to my point: How much do you think such a procedure would cost? And should I try doing this myself? The dog, by the way, is a labrador retriever (of English stock). Also fffff someone should probably defend Fountain A girls growing slows down drastically once you get your period, and then you grow very slow until 21. You shouldnt grow too much taller but have you ever considered modelling. You have to be at least 5'8 for that. Its my dream but im 4'11 and i kinda know what your going through. Its tough being different in that sence. Good luck and dont worry tall girls are gorgeous and the guys love em! Thanks, that really helped! However, do you think I have an urinary tract infection? I know the symptoms include cloudy urine that has this sort of foul stench, stomach pain and a burning sensation while urinating. However, this isn't the case for me: my stomach is absolutely fine! What on Earth could be wrong?
Venetian Tar Caldari United Systems Navy Zenith Affinity	Posted - 2010.01.11 19:59:00 - [9] This thread is awesome.
Beardponderer Gallente You're Doing It Wrong	Posted - 2010.01.11 20:04:00 - [10] You're such a **** monkey

Trebor Notlimah Gallente Lone Star EVE Group Veni Vidi Vici	Posted - 2010.01.11 20:33:00 - [11] Originally by: Beardponderer You're such a **** monkey o/ Hey BP!!
Yakoff Caldari Alcatraz Inc. Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.01.11 20:54:00 - [12] Normally, you have to pay double for that kind of action from a professional. If you choose to do it yourself, at least take the dog out for dinner and a movie first. ___ It deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef.
Rover Vitesse Gallente FinFleet IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:03:00 - [13] Edited by: Rover Vitesse on 11/01/2010 21:03:08 Originally by: lol internets Hi, Sirs and Madams. Now, you all probably know this, but dog faeces are normally firm, and the anal glands usually empty when the dog defecates, lubricating the anal opening in the process. But when the dog's stools are soft they may not exert enough pressure on the glands, which then may fail to empty. This may cause discomfort as the full anal gland pushes on the anus. Now the glands can be emptied by the dog's keeper, or more typically by a groomer or veterinarian, by squeezing the gland so the contents are released through the small openings on either side of the anus. This brings me to my point: How much do you think such a procedure would cost? And should I try doing this myself? The dog, by the way, is a labrador retriever (of English stock). Also fffff someone should probably defend Fountain I think we can all take some comfort from the good book. Deuteronomy 5:21 Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Levka Caldari Black Nova Corp IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:05:00 - [14] Hello "lol internets", Hopefully this video will help you do it yourself at home. You Welcome How to Groom a Dog : How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland
BlackHorizon Caldari The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:11:00 - [15] Originally by: lol internets Hi, Sirs and Madams. This is where you went wrong. There are no madams in eve.
Wrong paradox Caldari Paradox Mining and building	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:15:00 - [16] best on CAOD
Pudgy McFudge Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:17:00 - [17] It's me. I'm the dog in the OP.
Dylan Chan Gallente The Maverick Navy IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:18:00 - [18] Originally by: Levka Hello "lol internets", Hopefully this video will help you do it yourself at home. You Welcome How to Groom a Dog : How to Express a Dog's Anal Gland This is defiantly in the category of learn something new every day.. I wonder if that is why dogs drag their butts on carpets..
Jesnen Amarr D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2010.01.11 21:48:00 - [19] I'm going to get my dog right now.
Sator deHarak Caldari Shut Up And Play WE FORM VOLTRON	Posted - 2010.01.11 22:01:00 - [20] Yo dawg, yo dawg deserves nothing but the best, so you should take yo dawg to the dawg groomers, ya hear?

The Beelzebub Gallente Rubbish and Garbage Removal Legiunea ROmana	Posted - 2010.01.11 22:04:00 - [21] This is hard stuff , so you want to say that some alliance from some internet spaceship game is the gland ?
Mephistophilis Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.11 22:39:00 - [22] Hmm what a pickler. Oh and ibtl
Porgy Caldari Free Collective Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.11 23:01:00 - [23] Originally by: Dylan Chan This is defiantly in the category of learn something new every day.. I wonder if that is why dogs drag their butts on carpets.. No, that generally means they have worms _______________________ Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes.
Rebnok Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2010.01.11 23:05:00 - [24] you gotta put the peanut butter on your balls, It feels much better that way /emote kicks dog he never told me i was doing it wrong The only thing im running is my mouth
Buxaroo Gallente The Maverick Navy IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.11 23:55:00 - [25] Originally by: Trigger64 Edited by: Trigger64 on 11/01/2010 19:41:50 At best you save yourself 20 bux. Why is everyone sooooooo interested in saving me?
Skilo Caldari Black Nova Corp IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.12 00:09:00 - [26] Originally by: Buxaroo Originally by: Trigger64 Edited by: Trigger64 on 11/01/2010 19:41:50 At best you save yourself 20 bux. Why is everyone sooooooo interested in saving me? LMAO
Fat Ducker Amarr Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2010.01.12 00:24:00 - [27] This thread has been up and running for on 5 hours. Where is the "Locked not relevant to COAD" - Are they all busy deleting killmail links from the titan thread. It's good to see that priorities are still in the right place (pretty planets / horrible grid breaking lag etc).
The Monkeysphere Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.12 00:33:00 - [28] Edited by: The Monkeysphere on 12/01/2010 00:34:03 Originally by: Fat Ducker This thread has been up and running for on 5 hours. Where is the "Locked not relevant to COAD" - Are they all busy deleting killmail links from the titan thread. It's good to see that priorities are still in the right place (pretty planets / horrible grid breaking lag etc). Fountain doesn't save itself from IT. It needs my full attention, and without Nilsson's (my dog) bursae anales in good order I cannot provide that attention. This is a serious matter, and this is a serious post. This, for obvious reasons, is serious business. //edit: this is a happy monocyte: http://ants.planet.ee/k/monocyte.jpg
Naomi Ashikaga Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2010.01.12 00:46:00 - [29] the worst thing PL ever did was let OSHT in
LeviUK Caldari Black Omega Security Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.01.12 01:50:00 - [30] Well - I'd like to think I dont know the horrors of the canine anal glands, but after a recent run in with a large labrador; I have become quite interested in the study. Hit my up ingame for a heated debate, anytime. Regards, LeviUK Grand Admiral of the Euro TZ PANDEMIC LEGION War Machine xoxoxxox



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