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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:13:00 -
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Edited by: Olusegun Obasanjo on 14/01/2010 23:16:52 HELLO, MY NAME IS OLUSEGUN OBASANJO CENTRAL AUDITOR FOR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic). I COME TO OFFER GREAT PROFIT WHICH I CANNOT FOR MYSELF ACQUIRE. I SINCERELY WRITE TO YOU TO SEEK YOUR COOPERATION AND TRUST OF THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION A PROSPECTUS FOR GREAT PROFIT AND WORKING CAPITAL TO COMPLETE. I HOWEVER REQUIRE REMITTANCE OF FUNDS DUE TO THE UNABLENESS TO CLEAR FUNDS FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic).
CHAPTER ONE - CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) SUMMARY OF PROSPECTUS
THE GREAT PROFIT WHICH WILL BE BEQUEATHED TO YOU VIA MONEY ORDER OF ISK, WILL ORIGINATE FROM PROFITABLE PRODUCTION OF ITEMS WITH DEMAND WITHIN SPACE SECURED BY MY PIRATE FRIENDS(SOME OF WHICH ORIGINATE FROM MY FELLOWS IN SOMALIA, WHICH I HAVE MADE CONTACTS FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES). I UNDERSTAND TREPIDATION DUE TO SUCH DEALINGS IN 0.0 SPACE, HOWEVER RISK WILL BE MITIGATED BY USING MEDICAL SERVICES PROVIDED BY MY PIRATE ALLIES SUCH AS JUMPCLONES, AND PURCHASING ASSETS ON SITE FOR REDUCED PRICE. I HAVE BEGUN THE BEGININGS OF SAID PROFITING BUT HOWEVER I LACK CAPITAL TO EXPAND INTO PROFITABLE ITEMS DUE TO THE INABILITY TO CLEAR FUNDS THOUGH RIMITTANCE FROM THE CENERAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic). I AM A TRUSTWORTHY BUSINESSMAN AND WILL ALLOW FOR AN AUDIT BY A ôMD REGULARöÖ IF SO REQUIRED.
CHAPTER TWO - CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) ORIGINS
THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL WAS THE THOUGHT PRODUCTION OF MYSELF DUE TO ATTEMPTING TO USE CORPERATE ASSETS IN TRADING OF ITEMS WITHIN SPACE OF POLICE FORCES. IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT LITTLE PROFIT COULD BE MADE FOR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) DUE TO EXCESSIVE COMPETITION I HAVE SINCE HATCHED THIS BUSNIESS PLAN IN ORDER TO MAKE PROFIT FOR MY TRUSTED AND VALUED INVESTORS AND CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic)
CHAPTER THREE - CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) CORPORATE GOVERNANCE
THIS GREAT PROFIT FROM BUSINESS DEALINGS THANKS TO MY TRUSTED INVESTORS WILL EB GOVERNED BY MYSELF. DUE TO THE INABILITY TO ACESS FUNDS FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) CORPORATE GOVERNANCE FALLS ON ME FOR THIS BUSINESS VENTURE. I SECURELY ASK FOR YOUR TRUST IN THIS BUSINESS MATTER! CHAPTER FOUR û BUSINESS PLAN FOR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic)
BUSINESS IS ORIGINATING FROM SALE OF ITEMS IN PIRATE SPACE OF 0.0 ACROSS SEVERAL REGIONS, ITEMS ARE HIGHLY PROFITABLE. WITH LOW COMPETITION, MANY ITEMS IN DEMAND OFFER HIGH MARGINS WITH GOOD VOLUME. INVESTORS WILL SEE GREAT REUTRNS ON BUSINESS DEALINGS IN THIS SECTOR. DEALINGS WILL BE IN ITEMS OF THE T1 FLAVOUR, ALTHOUGH EXPANSION INTO MORE COMPLEX MARKETS IS POSSIBLE
CHAPTER FIVE û STATEMENT OF ASSETS FOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic).
ASSETS FOR THIS UNDERTAKING ARE THE JUMPCLONES THAT I HAVE AQUIRED FROM MY PIRATE FRIENDS, CERTAIN BLUEPRINTS THAT HAVE BEEN PURCHASED AND MOVED TO MY PIRATE FRIENDS, THE SKILLS AT TRADING THAT I HAVE ACQUIRED AT CENERAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic), AND THE RESEARCH OF THE MARKETS IN PIRATE REGIONS. ALL I REQUIRE IS INVESTMENT FOR THIS LUCRATIVE BUSINESS DEALINGS TO PURCHASE CAPITAL IN THE FORM OF BLUEPRINTS AND MINERALS
I ALSO HAVE GOOD FRIENDSHIP WITH A PILOT WHO POSSESS SKILLS OF THE FLYING OF COVERT OPS SHIPS TO TRANSPORT BLUEPRINTS THOUGH SPACE, WITH REGULAR ACESS TO PIRATE SPACE. I INTEND TO FLY SAID COVERT OPS SHIPS IN THE FUTURE BUT MY SKILLS AT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic) DID NOT INCLUDE THOSE OF THE FLYING OF INTERNET SPACESHIPS
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:14:00 -
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I WILL INVEST TO THE TUNE OF 1000 ISK THAT IS ONE THOUSAND INTERSTELLAR KREDITS!
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:14:00 -
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ALSO THIS GUY IS LEGIT; AND I WILL BACK THIS 1000% THAT IS ONE THOUSAND PERCENT!
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Ji Sama
Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:16:00 -
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ALSO SOMEONE SHOULD LEARN THE OP THAT IS ORIGINAL POSTER ABOUT THE LOGOUTSKI!
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:19:00 -
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CHAPTER SIX û DISCLOSURE OF RISKS FOR CENERAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic)
RISKS FROM THIS GREAT BUSINESS VENTURE ARE, HOW DO OYU SAY IT, FAR AND FEW BETWEEN. THE UNDOCKING OF THE SPACESHIPS OF THE INTERNET WILL BE RARE AND ONLY IF PROFIT IS ACCEPTABLE COMPENSATION FOR THE RISKING OF THE UNDOCKING. FURTHER, UNDOCKING OF MY EVENTUAL ADVANCED INTERNET SPACESHIP TRANSPORT CLASS WILL MITIGATE RISK
THE ONLY RISK I FEAR IS UNDERUTILISATION OF CAPITAL IN MARKETS WITH LOW VOLUME AND DEMAND. AS MY PIRATE FRIENDS TELL ME THEY OFTEN TIMES GET LONELY IN SPACE DUE TO LACK OF VISITORS. TO MITIGATE THIS I HAVE RESEARCHED ITEMS WITH HIGH DEMAND AND LOCATING THE GENEROUS CLONES OF THE PIRATES IN SYSTEMS MOST FREQUENTED WITH NON-LONELY PIRATES.
CHAPTER SEVEN û EXIT STRATEGY FOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic)
IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT PROFIT IS NOT ADEQUATE TO THE GREAT TRUSTED AND VALUED INVESTORS ASSETS WILL BE LIQUIDATED AND SOLD. IF HOWEVER LIQUIDATION IS EXTREMELY UNPROFITABLE I SHAL PURCHASE AID FROM THE WORLD TRADE ORGANIZATION IN THE FORM OF ôPLEXö AS I HAVE MANY CONTACTS AND HISTORY IN THAT ORGANIZATION
CHAPTER EIGHT û IPO PAYOUT OF LUCRATIVE PROFIT AND MONIES FROM CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic).
THE GREAT INVESTMENT AND RARE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WILL BEGIN ON FEB 1ST 2010 I ESTIMATE THAT I REQUIRE FUNDS THOUGH REMITTANCE OF 1.5 BILLION INTERUNIVERSAL CREDITS (isk) PROFIT WILL BE PAID OUT IN FORM OF COUPON BOND WITH AN INTEREST RATE OF 8% PER MONTH EXAMPLE OF GREAT PROFIT IS AS FOLLOWS
LUCRATIVE INTELLIGENT INVESTOR INVESTS FOR PROFIT: 100 MILLION (isk) MAR 1ST 8 MILLION (isk) APRIL 1ST 8 MILLION (isk) MAY 1ST 108 MILLION (isk)
CHAPTER NINE û FAQ OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic).
Q: IS THIS A SERIOUS IPO? A: THIS IS A PROSUPOECUS FOR THE SERIOSUS BUSINESS OF INTERNET SPACESHIP DEALINGS OF THE CENERAL BANK OF NIGERIA (RENS BRANCH, fdic)
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Krathos Morpheus
Legion Infernal
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:19:00 -
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IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!
EVEwatch Sidebar soon "It is the unofficial force ù the Jita irregulars. " |

Julian Koll
The Kollektive
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:21:00 -
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your keyboard seems to be broken.
(in before setrak calls scam)
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Julian Koll your keyboard seems to be broken.
(in before setrak calls scam)
THIS IS IN NO WAY A "SCAM" THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS DEALINGS OF INTERNET SPACESHIPS. AND MY KEYBOARD IS IN FACT NOT BROKEN
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Lord Arbalest
Amarr Luck Yourself Into Isk
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:27:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Arbalest on 14/01/2010 23:27:48 I see you have a serious malfunctioning problem with your keyboard, I can hopefully help you.
If you have Windows XP, go to Start, Programs, Accessories, Accessibility, On-Screen Keyboard. Click on the Caps Lock key on that and it will turn it off.
Pop out the key itself, and clean thoroughly under it. Don't use water or any kind of liquid substance as this will interfere with the operations of the keyboard. See if there is anything foreign object under it that might cause it to be stuck, then pop it back into place.
Tape down the shift button
If alas, all this fails - Buy a new keyboard. Keyboards are cheap.
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Internet Troll
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:29:00 -
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I WILL RESERVE 1.5B WORTH OF SHARES!
Quote:
Do Not Feed the Trolls.
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Internet Troll I WILL RESERVE 1.5B WORTH OF SHARES!
I SEE THAT YOU ARE A SERIOUS BUSINESS INVESTOR DUE TO YOUR CORPORATION, IF YOU ARE INCLINED TO SEND FUNDS PLASE SEND THEM TO EITHER ME OR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CORPORATION
serious investors only please   
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Estel Arador
Minmatar Estel Arador Corp Services
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Olusegun Obasanjo ASSETS FOR THIS UNDERTAKING ARE THE JUMPCLONES THAT I HAVE AQUIRED FROM MY PIRATE FRIENDS
Why get jumpclones from pirates when can get jumpclones from a carebear for free? 
Free jumpclone service: Thread|Expanded again! |

Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:38:00 -
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Originally by: Estel Arador
Originally by: Olusegun Obasanjo ASSETS FOR THIS UNDERTAKING ARE THE JUMPCLONES THAT I HAVE AQUIRED FROM MY PIRATE FRIENDS
Why get jumpclones from pirates when can get jumpclones from a carebear for free? 
IF YOU CHECK MY COOPERATE HISTORY YOU SHAL NOTICE THAT I HAVE USED YOUR VERY ADMIRABLE AND NOBLE SERVICE FOR WHICH I GREATLY VALUE. MY JUMPCLONES HAVE BEEN RECENTLY MOVED TO PIRATE SPACE, TO TAKE PART IN PROFIT
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Internet Troll
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Olusegun Obasanjo
Originally by: Internet Troll I WILL RESERVE 1.5B WORTH OF SHARES!
I SEE THAT YOU ARE A SERIOUS BUSINESS INVESTOR DUE TO YOUR CORPORATION, IF YOU ARE INCLINED TO SEND FUNDS PLASE SEND THEM TO EITHER ME OR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CORPORATION
serious investors only please   
I WILL SEND YOU THE ISK; HOWEVER AS OF LATE I HAVE COME INTO GREAT DISTRESS; MY GREAT AUNT JUST DIED; AND SHE HAD 10 BILLION ISK IN HER BANK ACCOUNT IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN BANK OF CENTRAL RESERVES AND MONETARY FUNDS BUT BEFORE I CAN ACCESS THEM THEY WANT ME TO PAY A MANAGEMENT FEE OF 1 BILLION ISK. HOWEVER I CANNOT PAY THIS FEE WITHOUT YOUR HELP; SO FIRST YOU ARE TO SEND ME 1 BILLION ISK; THEN I CAN GET MY 10 BILLION ISK FROM THE BANK: AND SEND YOU BACK 2.5 BILLION ISK.
YOUR DEARLY AND THRUSTFULLY IT
Quote:
Do Not Feed the Trolls.
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xNEWxTROLLxHEREx
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2010.01.14 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Internet Troll
Originally by: Olusegun Obasanjo
Originally by: Internet Troll I WILL RESERVE 1.5B WORTH OF SHARES!
I SEE THAT YOU ARE A SERIOUS BUSINESS INVESTOR DUE TO YOUR CORPORATION, IF YOU ARE INCLINED TO SEND FUNDS PLASE SEND THEM TO EITHER ME OR THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CORPORATION
serious investors only please   
I WILL SEND YOU THE ISK; HOWEVER AS OF LATE I HAVE COME INTO GREAT DISTRESS; MY GREAT AUNT JUST DIED; AND SHE HAD 10 BILLION ISK IN HER BANK ACCOUNT IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN BANK OF CENTRAL RESERVES AND MONETARY FUNDS BUT BEFORE I CAN ACCESS THEM THEY WANT ME TO PAY A MANAGEMENT FEE OF 1 BILLION ISK. HOWEVER I CANNOT PAY THIS FEE WITHOUT YOUR HELP; SO FIRST YOU ARE TO SEND ME 1 BILLION ISK; THEN I CAN GET MY 10 BILLION ISK FROM THE BANK: AND SEND YOU BACK 2.5 BILLION ISK.
YOUR DEARLY AND THRUSTFULLY IT
WIRING 1.000.000.000 ISK AS I TYPE THIS!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |

Vahdrok Nyrus
OX Syndicate Shipyards
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Posted - 2010.01.15 00:04:00 -
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inb4 the lock ----------------------------- Phey OnatSaehta |

Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.15 00:11:00 -
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in all seriousness, this is an actual offering. with a little bit of flavor 
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Vahdrok Nyrus
OX Syndicate Shipyards
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Posted - 2010.01.15 00:14:00 -
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I promise you that you are the only one then who is taking it seriously. No one is going to read that ----------------------------- Phey OnatSaehta |

Hoodat Bee
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Posted - 2010.01.15 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Hoodat Bee on 15/01/2010 01:14:32
Quote: BUSINESS IS ORIGINATING FROM SALE OF ITEMS IN PIRATE SPACE OF 0.0 ACROSS SEVERAL REGIONS, ITEMS ARE HIGHLY PROFITABLE. WITH LOW COMPETITION, MANY ITEMS IN DEMAND OFFER HIGH MARGINS WITH GOOD VOLUME. INVESTORS WILL SEE GREAT REUTRNS ON BUSINESS DEALINGS IN THIS SECTOR. DEALINGS WILL BE IN ITEMS OF THE T1 FLAVOUR, ALTHOUGH EXPANSION INTO MORE COMPLEX MARKETS IS POSSIBLE
You want to ship t1 mods to 0.0?
Ok now THAT is hilarious.
edit: Ah, you want to build them there. Still hilarious, different reasons.
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.01.15 02:27:00 -
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Edited by: Olusegun Obasanjo on 15/01/2010 02:27:50
Originally by: Hoodat Bee Edited by: Hoodat Bee on 15/01/2010 01:14:32
Quote: BUSINESS IS ORIGINATING FROM SALE OF ITEMS IN PIRATE SPACE OF 0.0 ACROSS SEVERAL REGIONS, ITEMS ARE HIGHLY PROFITABLE. WITH LOW COMPETITION, MANY ITEMS IN DEMAND OFFER HIGH MARGINS WITH GOOD VOLUME. INVESTORS WILL SEE GREAT REUTRNS ON BUSINESS DEALINGS IN THIS SECTOR. DEALINGS WILL BE IN ITEMS OF THE T1 FLAVOUR, ALTHOUGH EXPANSION INTO MORE COMPLEX MARKETS IS POSSIBLE
You want to ship t1 mods to 0.0?
Ok now THAT is hilarious.
edit: Ah, you want to build them there. Still hilarious, different reasons.
certian mods and ships yes, and please explain in your infinite wisdom why making 100%-300% markup over jita(at jita mineral prices) is so hilarious
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Grozen
Caldari Beacon Institute and Industrial
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Posted - 2010.01.15 02:59:00 -
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sc.. nvm knowledge is power |
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Posted - 2010.01.15 03:39:00 -
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