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Gwen Ingolffson
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:34:00 -
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Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
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Paul Clavet
Honorless Internet Jerks
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:39:00 -
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No. ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |

Gwen Ingolffson
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Paul Clavet No.
Aw, you're no fun...(kicks at dirt)
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Awesome Possum
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:44:00 -
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Cut that down to 15mins... and it sounds kind of fun.
But only if you're magically teleported back to the system you were in after. ♥
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Kryss Stevenson
Caldari Red Stallion Mercantile and Manufacturing
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:44:00 -
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Uhm... how about... no
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Herr Wilkus
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:45:00 -
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Although, really, needs to be a Muslim terrorist Eve chat 'voice font'.
We all can be Achmed the Dead Terrorist! "Silence! I keel you!" Would be hilarious.
CCP - get it done!
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Gwen Ingolffson
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum Cut that down to 15mins... and it sounds kind of fun.
But only if you're magically teleported back to the system you were in after.
That works.
See? We're like, brainstorming and stuff now!
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Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.22 18:59:00 -
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Cause we see how much guantanamo bay has reduced terrorism... --------- War isn't the answer. However, the objective isn't to provide answers rather than eliminate the question. |

Awesome Possum
Underworld Excavators
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Posted - 2010.01.22 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: Syringe Cause we see how much guantanamo bay has reduced terrorism...
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Grunanca
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.01.22 19:27:00 -
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Originally by: Syringe Cause we see how much guantanamo bay has reduced terrorism...
Yeah amazing how little effect it has. I also had the impression that base kept living prisoners and not dead ones... I mean whats the point of keeping someone dead locked up? Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.01.22 19:28:00 -
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I'm not so sure RL terrorists shout your mom while asploding your face. ~ Soar Like a Penguin |

Jindabyne
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.01.22 19:30:00 -
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Can't we all just get along? Wont someone think of the miners! .. err or some other soft target
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Jones Bones
Final Agony
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Posted - 2010.01.22 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank I'm not so sure RL terrorists shout your mom while asploding your face.
They should. Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.22 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Gladys Pank I'm not so sure RL terrorists shout your mom while asploding your face.
They should.
Ha! Screaming internet memes before biting it.
"Lol, wut?" -> *boom!* --------- War isn't the answer. However, the objective isn't to provide answers rather than eliminate the question. |

Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.01.22 21:29:00 -
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There is a group of unreachable systems, I found it on the map one day, where CCP has something sinister going on. Could drop people off there. It's the CCP corp space, has a station somewhere in there too.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Space Hog
NEW DAWN CO Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2010.01.23 03:22:00 -
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This actually made me laugh. Sounds good.
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.01.23 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Ingolffson Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
U mad.
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Msgerbs
Gallente Imperial Assualt Guild Raikiri Assasins
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Posted - 2010.01.23 04:34:00 -
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Wut? PS: This is not part of my signature
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Doktor Feeelgoood
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Posted - 2010.01.23 07:01:00 -
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..What if they get podded or pod themselves out? I guess the latter is probably more likely, since if someone got killed AND podded by a noobship with no point, they probably need to uninstall EvE Online.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.01.23 11:37:00 -
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Edited by: Ekon Bor on 23/01/2010 11:37:56 Not a bad idea, but the problem with creating a holding pen for psychopaths in Eve is that eventually, the majority of the population are going to end up in it all together... and maybe we deserve it, but jeez, think of the lag...
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Gwen Ingolffson
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Posted - 2010.01.27 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mara Tessidar
Originally by: Gwen Ingolffson Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
U mad.
Nope. I haven't been suicide ganked.
I may be mad as in "stark raving" however. 
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Bonafyde
Tarnak inc. The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2010.01.28 00:00:00 -
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Tears? __________
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Burnharder
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Posted - 2010.01.28 00:46:00 -
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I think this is an excellent idea. I would extend the 1 day game time to 7 days minimum though.
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FU22
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.28 01:01:00 -
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Only if the Benny Hill theme Tune is playing constantly while they are serving their sentence
Originally by: Millie Clode Dear santa, for christmas I would like an endless supply of noobs to march across my screen so I can pretend I'm playing duck hunt
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Rastino
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Posted - 2010.01.28 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Ingolffson Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
How about NOOOOOOOO you crazy Dutch bastard
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mothyowns
The Restless Masquerade
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Posted - 2010.01.28 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Ingolffson Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
So what happens if you get podded in the guantanamo system?
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Mrs Chu
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Posted - 2010.01.28 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Syringe Cause we see how much guantanamo bay has reduced terrorism...
This will only fuel Jihadswarm 
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Mara Tessidar
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Posted - 2010.01.28 03:27:00 -
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Edited by: Mara Tessidar on 28/01/2010 03:29:58
Originally by: Gwen Ingolffson Seems to me that suicide gankers are essentially little different than terrorists - i.e., they run up to an industrial and blow themselves up shouting "Allah Akhbar" or "Your mom!" or whatever phrase they deep appropriate.
So how's this for a fun and funky idea:
Said bombers, after being destroyed by Concord, have their pods towed off to a gateless 0.0 system (call it the Guantanamo System). There they are sentenced to spend one day game time (two for second offense, four for third offense, etc) armed only with a Velator/Ibis with the standard weapon/miner combo so they won't entirely get bored and can maybe shoot at each other.
Maybe put hyper-aggressive Sleepers to give the detainees more entertainment. If the detainee gets blown up, he ends up in another Velator/Ibis/whatever and the cycle repeats itself.
This might cut down on the terrorism a bit and could also be a challenge for obviously bored players. Maybe give them some bragging rights - "Yarr, I got five kills while I was in the Guantanamo system!"
Quoted for stupid.
Edited for sanity.
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Mograph
Caldari Starscream Industries IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.01.28 11:09:00 -
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too add immersion if Concord suspects you might be thinking about doing a high sec gank, ie you just bought 20 caracals and 100 heavy missile launcher I's and 50 ballistic control system I's then you will be placed in Guantanamo System without warning for 2 years. and if you are reading this you have reached the signature without noticing. |

Shiina Sakurako
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Posted - 2010.01.28 11:37:00 -
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Edited by: Shiina Sakurako on 28/01/2010 11:44:34 Next post. Messed up this one. >.> Desu
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Shiina Sakurako
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Posted - 2010.01.28 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Shiina Sakurako on 28/01/2010 12:33:51 The game.
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.01.28 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mograph too add immersion if Concord suspects you might be thinking about doing a high sec gank, ie you just bought 20 caracals and 100 heavy missile launcher I's and 50 ballistic control system I's then you will be placed in Guantanamo System without warning for 2 years.
I lol'd alot, as certain peeps i know would get a Life sentence just for shopping 
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Gwen Ingolffson
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Posted - 2010.02.10 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bonafyde Tears?
. .No. Haven't been killed in months. Almost a year now in fact.
Just being creative is all. :)
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2010.02.10 20:29:00 -
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this is not creative, this is moronic
hth
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Shaved Chubakka
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Posted - 2010.02.11 00:25:00 -
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How about all the players that can't handle the risks of eve send all thier isk to me, recycle their characters, and quit? I'll give them each a free trial account with WOW.
Suicide ganking is profitable, and its better than mining.
It was great for the economy.
It was and is, a delightful addition to the bouquet that is EvE.
Allah Akhbar!!!!
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Shade Millith
International House of PWNCakes Libertas Fidelitas
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Posted - 2010.02.11 01:46:00 -
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If the time was turned down to the 15 minutes of the GCC, and you got spit out in say the system you were originally in, I could see this as being amusing, especially with the noobships.
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