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Arous Drephius
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Posted - 2010.01.23 21:10:00 -
[31]
 Originally by: Simvastatin Montelukast
Originally by: Ekon Bor
Edited by: Ekon Bor on 23/01/2010 04:29:04
A miner, who'd broken the bank
On his hulk - but neglected his tank
minus tens, warped to zero
and combusted our hero
And so taught him the way of the gank
Raged our miner in local "You sod!
That's evil, a crime before God!
You can't pvp,
So instead you kill me!"
Quoth our Pirate, "10 mil, or your pod.."
Then Concord arrived, much delayed
To punish those pilots who'd strayed.
Our piratical crew
Knew their ships' days were though
And the miner was now less dismayed
Said the miner, "See, justice is brisk,
When you hamper rewards without risk"
But the pirates just laughed
In their egg-shaped space raft
"With insurance, we even made isk!"
Said the miner, "I can't hurt a fly
I just wish you'd get cancer and die (in game)
I have rights to your kills,
But it'd just give you thrills,
If I ventured to lowsec to try"
And so, if you're mining-inclined,
learn your lesson, and just stay aligned
Or return to the elves
And roleplay your true selves
A carebear, and rightly maligned.
You sir are full of win.
Plus 2 internets for you.
+1
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Messeko
The Watchful Camarilla
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Posted - 2010.01.23 23:09:00 -
[32]
Thirty short seconds
Hungry red vagabond leaves
Full cargo still safe. 
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Danks
Caldari
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
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Posted - 2010.01.24 02:07:00 -
[33]
Drip drip drip sweet tears
It does not have to make sense
Refrigerator
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Such'A'Kawaii'Morning
Apostrophe's on Everything.
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Posted - 2010.01.24 02:16:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Arous Drephius
Originally by: Simvastatin Montelukast
Originally by: Ekon Bor
Edited by: Ekon Bor on 23/01/2010 04:29:04
A miner, who'd broken the bank
On his hulk - but neglected his tank
minus tens, warped to zero
and combusted our hero
And so taught him the way of the gank
Raged our miner in local "You sod!
That's evil, a crime before God!
You can't pvp,
So instead you kill me!"
Quoth our Pirate, "10 mil, or your pod.."
Then Concord arrived, much delayed
To punish those pilots who'd strayed.
Our piratical crew
Knew their ships' days were though
And the miner was now less dismayed
Said the miner, "See, justice is brisk,
When you hamper rewards without risk"
But the pirates just laughed
In their egg-shaped space raft
"With insurance, we even made isk!"
Said the miner, "I can't hurt a fly
I just wish you'd get cancer and die (in game)
I have rights to your kills,
But it'd just give you thrills,
If I ventured to lowsec to try"
And so, if you're mining-inclined,
learn your lesson, and just stay aligned
Or return to the elves
And roleplay your true selves
A carebear, and rightly maligned.
You sir are full of win.
Plus 2 internets for you.
+1
quotin dis
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Magnus Nordir
Caldari
Nordir Industries
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Posted - 2010.01.24 03:20:00 -
[35]
Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the poddings and the ganks;
Suiciding ships, laughing all the way to the bank;
They had loosed the fateful smartbombs and their blasters full of woe,
The ganker marches on!
Glory, glory Hulkageddon,
Glory, glory Hulkageddon!
Glory, glory Hulkageddon,
The ganker marches on!
Battle hymn of the re public, only bothered to adopt the first stanza.
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Only those who surrender are lost |
Nano Pope
Beige Industries
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Posted - 2010.01.24 07:55:00 -
[36]
A frosty dark corpse
Drifts amongst metal and goo
Rocks feel safe again
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Flying ZombieJesus
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Posted - 2010.01.25 15:54:00 -
[37]
sensor booster on
clueless trav'ler undocks
alas, he drops naught
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Grimveous
Minmatar
Retribution Corp.
Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:24:00 -
[38]
I loved this thread, Twice.
I eat bunnies, ich esse hassen, karl tenderises the bunnies before i eat them |
Boomershoot
Caldari
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:50:00 -
[39]
two bright lights
feel dizziness of clone vat
i forgot what death is
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