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Pankas Carter
Amarr Ivy League
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:47:00 -
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Seems TQ just died again...
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Quote: A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. - Aristotle
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Aurora Nyx
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:47:00 -
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Tuuuuxfoooord !!
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Vikarion
Caldari Chorus of Nephilim
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:48:00 -
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And again. And again. And again.
Could you guys (CCP) find a way to stop making this a pretty much daily occurrence? --- CHORI is recruiting! |

pshepherd
Caldari Quam Singulari
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:48:00 -
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who closed the wrong window again? |

Adriano Contra
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:48:00 -
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Tuxford is very bad for my health, as i get verrrrry stressed, if i get disconected in middle of mission.... ___________________________ What if our sun, against all predictions, goes nova tomorrow? The only reasonable solution must be to repeatly panic, just in case you know. |

Rashmika Clavain
Gallente Revelation Space
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:48:00 -
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I quite like it actually... it gives me a chance to go make a cup of tea and talk to the wife. Removed. Please keep your EVE signature related to your EVE persona and not that of a real life politician. Navigator |

Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: Aurora Nyx Tuuuuxfoooord !!
I'm imagining this in a very 1950's fist waving style.
---- I belong to Silent Ninja (Hopefully that should cover it). |

HorusZA
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:49:00 -
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FAIL FAIL FAIL on CCPs part, I demand a discount on my subscription GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Sulg
Skies Tis Moiras Amici Noctis
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:49:00 -
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Yeah, it's like a joke that gets told too many times.
Once is funny, twice is novel, anything past that: ugh.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Warp speed is not fast enough. We must go straight to...ludicrous speed! |

fibago
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:49:00 -
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thats it for me i'm going back to wow, i mean ok wow is crappy as hell but AT LEAST U CAN PLAY IT
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Maya Silverman
Involuntary Confinement
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Adriano Contra Tuxford is very bad for my health, as i get verrrrry stressed, if i get disconected in middle of mission....
> disconected in middle of mission > in middle of mission > mission
Haha, oh wow.
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Devroush
Caldari Sidclan
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:50:00 -
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Tuxford really sucks with vim if you ask me.
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hydlided
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:50:00 -
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ow.. is this what real life is like 
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Kerfira
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Aurora Nyx Tuuuuxfoooord !!
You need to start in a low'ish kinda' basso voice, and then gradually increase both volume and pitch for it to sound right!
Originally by: CCP Wrangler EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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Jered Transer
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: Rashmika Clavain I quite like it actually... it gives me a chance to go make a cup of tea and talk to the wife.
This 
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:51:00 -
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Does anyone from CCP know where TomB kept is old Nerfbat? I guess Tuxford needs a few more good swings from one of it's wielders. 
Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Jacobus Archilles
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:51:00 -
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Tuxford is having a dabble!
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Roleplay
Caldari Dharma Industries
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:52:00 -
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Edited by: Roleplay on 23/01/2010 13:53:26
Originally by: Aurora Nyx Tuuuuxfoooord !!
lol i demand a new patch to kill tuxford irl , by an accidental ofc !
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Monva
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: fibago thats it for me i'm going back to wow, i mean ok wow is crappy as hell but AT LEAST U CAN PLAY IT
Don't know which WoW you played but I seem to recall server crashes after almost every patch, maintenence days were you'd be lucky to log in at all due to the hamster running out of coffee.
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Samantha U
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:53:00 -
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Tuxford made me go outside 
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thetrel
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:54:00 -
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really, it's not tuxford's problem that he's running his testserver inside emacs, and that ctrl-alt-escape-escape-c339 shuts down the REAL server, and not his testserver. it's just a feature of emacs.
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Pankas Carter
Amarr Ivy League
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Marchocias
Originally by: Aurora Nyx Tuuuuxfoooord !!
I'm imagining this in a very 1950's fist waving style.
You have no idea how appropriate this is :D
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Quote: A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. - Aristotle
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Prt Scr
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:55:00 -
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Is this a evil ccp plan to make us come to fanfest so we can punch T. in the face?
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Tuttomenui II
Gallente BUDAPIG LTD
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:57:00 -
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""The Tranquility server is down due to a database issue, we expect to return to service by 14:15 GMT / UTC""
Client message ^^^
!ALL YOUR ROOKIES ARE BELONG TO ME! |

Zeredek
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.01.23 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: fibago thats it for me i'm going back to wow, i mean ok wow is crappy as hell but AT LEAST U CAN PLAY IT
Can i have your stuff?
Zeredek Not a moderator
Originally by: Rolk Anderson Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you Zeredek.
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Pankas Carter
Amarr Ivy League
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:00:00 -
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Originally by: Tuttomenui II ""The Tranquility server is down due to a database issue, we expect to return to service by 14:15 GMT / UTC""
Client message ^^^
... makes me wonder when they will stop drinking the MSSQL koolaid. This is getting to be a pattern.
I'd love some more information on the actual database issues. "Database issue" doesn't tell me anything - is it <b>your</b> fault, or some kind of DBMS problem instead? I'd like to blame the DBMS, not you...
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Quote: A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. - Aristotle
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Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:00:00 -
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http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/1001/tuxfoord.png (i couldnt resist )
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Aurora Nyx
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Captian Conrad http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/1001/tuxfoord.png (i couldnt resist )
Heheh
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Jane Retail
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:03:00 -
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Edited by: Jane Retail on 23/01/2010 14:08:24 must be in every IT-Dictionary:
to tuxford : Immediate Server-Reboot
"Hey Joe, can you tuxford the Cluster please ?"
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Zeredek
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:10:00 -
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Edited by: Zeredek on 23/01/2010 14:09:47
Originally by: Urban Dictionary tuxford
Similar to the phrase "D'oh!", pulling a "tuxford" generally means that you have done something totally moronic such as rebooting a live server with 50k odd users on at the same time instead of the testing server you THOUGHT you were rebooting.
What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.
1. Tuxford accidentally the whole server.
2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.
3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.
Zeredek Not a moderator
Originally by: Rolk Anderson Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you Zeredek.
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:11:00 -
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Poor Tux. He's recieving a heavy rinse!
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Pankas Carter
Amarr Ivy League
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: Jane Retail Edited by: Jane Retail on 23/01/2010 14:08:24 must be in every IT-Dictionary:
to tuxford : Immediate Server-Reboot
"Hey Joe, can you tuxford the Cluster please ?"
I'm tempted to use that for a customer at work... see if they get it. It would be quite awesome if they did!
Customer: "Sir, my server is down, can you take a look?" Me: "Sure, please stand by while I give it a Tuxford." Customer: "Dude!"
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"You are going too fast! Wait five minutes and try again." - it has been, dangit!
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Quote: A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. - Aristotle
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:25:00 -
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KHAAA... I mean TUXXXXXXXXXXXXXFOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Originally by: a51 duke1406 The girls just dont understand that sunday is pvp night, not cuddle on the couch watching tv night.
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.01.23 14:44:00 -
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Lets dress him in a Tux, and drag him through a ford.
---- I belong to Silent Ninja (Hopefully that should cover it). |

Vossejongk
Caldari Bendebeukers Green Rhino
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Posted - 2010.01.23 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker KHAAA... I mean TUXXXXXXXXXXXXXFOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
  
Made my day :D But then again I cant really approve of any of this because this is my signature |

Captian Conrad
Minmatar Empyrean Warriors
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Posted - 2010.01.23 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Intense Thinker KHAAA... I mean TUXXXXXXXXXXXXXFOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Posted page b4 ;)
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Esk Esme
Caldari 0utbreak
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Posted - 2010.01.23 21:06:00 -
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WTB Devs who av a clue
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Xyfu
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2010.01.23 21:11:00 -
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Hmm, server's down again.
TO THE FORUUUUMS! _____ ^ That is a sig line. It should be there without me having to put one in. |

Tobin Shalim
Eclipse Industrials Quantum Forge
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Posted - 2010.01.26 06:12:00 -
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Originally by: Zeredek Edited by: Zeredek on 23/01/2010 14:09:47
Originally by: Urban Dictionary tuxford
Similar to the phrase "D'oh!", pulling a "tuxford" generally means that you have done something totally moronic such as rebooting a live server with 50k odd users on at the same time instead of the testing server you THOUGHT you were rebooting.
What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.
1. Tuxford accidentally the whole server.
2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.
3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.
I am proud to admit I'm responsible for this  -----
Originally by: Gierling Tech III is going to be "Fully modular" until someone crams the "EW Bonus" modules together with the "8 Midslots" modules...
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