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annoing
Amarr
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.01.25 14:51:00 -
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Typical aint it? My trouble and strife was having a barn owl wif meself about the size of her bottle and glass, the size of her industrial alan whickers, the state of her barnet and 'ow none of it woz worse than her boat, when she told me she was humping the artful dodger. Now, dont get me wrong, im quite grateful as she dont half pen and ink from her plates of meat all the way to her loaf and thats just pete tong. She needs a david gower and quite sharpish too.
Now, he claims to like the size of her khyber pass and how he'd pay an ayrton senna or even a dudley for her to raspberry tart from that oversized queen mum through his barnet. Which is surprising as hes got as syrup on his loaf. For a pony (or even a godiva) i'd take his syrup to the bog and pony and trap on it meself like.
Anyway, I think hes a right richard the third. Co-incidently, hes a bleedin' septic, a right little stoke-on-trent too boot who would half inch your nanny goat down the nuclear for a quick nelson. Typically for a septic, he cant half rabbit, hes full of porkies, drives a large jamjar and wears his round the houses round his ankles. What an oily rag. For my revenge 've been using his jam (its well ham'n'cheesy to break into) as my jimmy spot and I always make sure im extrememly mork and mindy in there too.
right, cant spend all day talking to you, im right hank marvin so im off for a ruby with a rosie with me saucepan.
Who said English wasnt as beautiful as french or as romantic as italian? Pah I tell you, pah! English is poetic, romantic and lyrical. Gawd bless the english language and all who sail in her bubbling waters.
 Originally by: Zeba
Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.01.25 15:20:00 -
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I daresay you are missing a letter in your name.
OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY!
Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Honour Before Death
Nominis Expers
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Posted - 2010.01.25 15:46:00 -
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Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh. 
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
pfft.
try to learn Portuguese.
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente
Honour Before Death
Nominis Expers
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
pfft.
try to learn Portuguese.
I did, then I gave up shortly afterwards.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:38:00 -
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Originally by: annoing
...all who sail in her bubbling waters.
You now realize, bubbling water can make a ship sink like a rock.
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annoing
Amarr
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.01.25 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
Pfft, Welsh was easy.
That, me ol' china, was ****ney rhyming slang, commonly known as 'gibberish'. Im still waiting for someone from Laaarndon, preferably someone born within the saaaands of bo bels, to translate it.
Originally by: Zeba
Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people |
Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.01.25 18:33:00 -
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You're all wrong.
The most difficult language to learn is Hindi, after all; Sari seems to be the hardest word.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.01.25 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
pfft.
try to learn Portuguese.
I did, then I gave up shortly afterwards.
poor you.
poor you.
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annoing
Amarr
Mortis Angelus
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Posted - 2010.01.25 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
You're all wrong.
The most difficult language to learn is Hindi, after all; Sari seems to be the hardest word.
When I told that to me ol' trouble and strife she just groaned. And not in a fun way either.
Originally by: Zeba
Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people |
Naviworks CEO
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Posted - 2010.01.25 21:05:00 -
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Edited by: Naviworks CEO on 25/01/2010 21:05:58
Originally by: annoing
Wall of text.
You could just have put up a WTS for grammer lessons.
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Futar Csav0
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Posted - 2010.01.25 21:08:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
pfft.
try to learn Portuguese.
or try hungarian ;)
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.25 21:10:00 -
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lol shes off to the hairdressers to get a brazilian 
destroy everything you touch |
sporakus
Caldari
RipStar Mining Industries
United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.26 10:22:00 -
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Edited by: sporakus on 26/01/2010 10:23:07
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silentalleycat
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Posted - 2010.01.26 12:44:00 -
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Question how do you call someone who speaks 3 languages
Answer trilingiual
Question how do you call someone who speaks 2 languages
Answer bilingiual
Question how to you call someone who only speaks 1 language
Answer Anglosaxon
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.01.26 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: annoing
Originally by: Jago Kain
You're all wrong.
The most difficult language to learn is Hindi, after all; Sari seems to be the hardest word.
When I told that to me ol' trouble and strife she just groaned. And not in a fun way either.
Entirely the appropriate response.
My work here is done....
... for now.
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.01.26 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Futar Csav0
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Pfft. English is easy, try learning Welsh.
pfft.
try to learn Portuguese.
or try hungarian ;)
touchT
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.26 21:04:00 -
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rofl ...rab c.nesbit anyone :0) theres a new series on bbc atm .if you can understand what they are saying ......then i dont think anyone should ever have problems learning a foriegn language
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Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar
Hollow World Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2010.01.28 00:02:00 -
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Edited by: Cutter Isaacson on 28/01/2010 00:03:44
It's typical isn't it? My wife was having an argument with me about the size of he posterior, the industrial size of her undergarments, the state of her hair and how none of it was worse than her face, when she was copulating with the old man.
Now don't misunderstand me, I'm quite grateful as she smells rather bad, from her feet all the way upto her head and that's just wrong. She needs a shower and quickly.
Now he claims to like the size of her posterior and how he would pay ten pounds or more for her to flatulate from said oversized posterior, through his hair. Which is suprising as the gentleman wears a toupee. For twenty five pounds (or even five) I would transport that toupee to the nearest lavatory and defecate upon it personally.
Anyway I beleive him to be a lump of excrement. Coincidentally he is also an American and a criminal to boot who would steal your coat from the pub just to get a pint of beer. Typically for an American he talks alot, tells alot of lies, drives an oversized motor vehicle and appears to wear his trousers around his ankles (oily rag means cigarette by the way, not homosexual)
As revenge I have taken to using his car ( which is very easy to break into by the way) as a place to urinate, I also try to make sure I am feeling bloated with gas when I am there. Anyway I can't stand here talking, I'm off for a curry and tea with my offspring.
There you go, best I could do off the top of my head.
Originally by: Haks'he Lirky
Some people should just stick to Pac Man.
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Ze4K DK
Gallente
Nova-Tek
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Posted - 2010.01.28 04:46:00 -
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Originally by: silentalleycat
Question how do you call someone who speaks 3 languages
Answer trilingiual
Question how do you call someone who speaks 2 languages
Answer bilingiual
Question how to you call someone who only speaks 1 language
Answer Anglosaxon
WRONG... You simply dial their number on the phone the same way you'd call anyone else... To be more serious i think the word you're looking for is "what"
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