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Martin Mckenna D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2010.01.30 18:16:00 - [1] Seriously I just farted and I nearly knocked myself out. So whats your worst, was it in public and how bad on a scale of 1 to 10. I rate my one 8.5/10 ---------------------
Lord Windu Echelon Solutions Echelon.	Posted - 2010.01.30 18:32:00 - [2] I shat myself ------
karma militia	Posted - 2010.01.30 18:33:00 - [3] Heh, a timely question indeed. I just let a tiny fart free a moment ago, and within like 0.5 seconds i could smell it. I thought it an odd occurrence. Originally by: Corwain The human race is going extinct soon and you all ****ing deserve it.
Cornaris	Posted - 2010.01.30 18:57:00 - [4] Adapt or die.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2010.01.31 01:55:00 - [5] Ok, here goes: When I was twelve, I gained a reputation for being a human garbage disposal. I would eat almost anything that could be found in the house, and my dad knew this. One day, after I had eaten beans and rice for dinner the night before and eaten cold pizza for breakfast the next day, my dad, grandma, grandpa, great-grandma and I went out to dinner at an all-you-can eat soup and salad place. We start eating and I get really bad gas. I mean, HORRIBLY BAD. Stomachache like I ate razorblades. I get up to go to the bathroom at the back of the restaurant and proceed to have the biggest defecation of my entire life. It looked like I built a cabin made of logs, 'cept it was miniature and inside a toilet. I clean myself up, flush, and leave. After sitting back down again, I end up having to go back to the bathroom. This time, I fill the toilet with poo the consistency of peanut butter, making a squishy volcano in the middle of the toilet. I clean myself up and find that the flush handle to the toilet has stopped functioning in the ten minutes I had been gone from the bathroom. I wash my hands and walk out like nothing happened. Pretty soon, I see a waitress go back into the mens' room with a plunger. It must not have worked, because people sitting in the back of the restaurant near the bathrooms started to get up and leave. More and more people were leaving, just as everyone in my family started to turn red from laughing so hard. By the time we finished dinner, paid, and left, I had cleared out the back half of the restaurant. My grandpa, who rarely ever cursed in his life, all of a sudden says "WHAT THE **** DID YOU EAT???!" as soon as we got outside I'd rate mine an eleven on the scale of ten, since it was public, made people leave, and smelled absolutely terrible.
annoing Amarr Mortis Angelus	Posted - 2010.01.31 03:19:00 - [6] On Wednesday I had a heart op at Basildon CTC Hospital. The op required that I was awake during the op itself. While the surgeon was showing me on the (one of 6) monitors the thread that was punturing from the right atrium to the left atrium I let out one loud and absolutely stinky fart. Everyone laughed at the noise then reeled away at the smell. It was interesting (and quite scary) to have the surgeon tell me that I was to give advanced notice if I felt like doing it again as the movement of my body + his jerk reaction could have killed me. Does that count as a bad public fart? Originally by: Zeba Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people
Kora Zilesti	Posted - 2010.01.31 07:03:00 - [7] Originally by: annoing On Wednesday I had a heart op at Basildon CTC Hospital. The op required that I was awake during the op itself. While the surgeon was showing me on the (one of 6) monitors the thread that was punturing from the right atrium to the left atrium I let out one loud and absolutely stinky fart. Everyone laughed at the noise then reeled away at the smell. It was interesting (and quite scary) to have the surgeon tell me that I was to give advanced notice if I felt like doing it again as the movement of my body + his jerk reaction could have killed me. Does that count as a bad public fart? Near-fatal is probably about as bad as it gets with you still being around to tell the story.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2010.01.31 07:24:00 - [8] I'm more of the volume type than the power type. that said when it does get stinky it stays stinky, I think my worst are the rotten egg variety. out of 10, well I can only ever remember smelling 2 worse, so going to have to be rather high, but never a cleared out a restaurant high. although one night I did have chineese and cider (end of summer feast with a friend), that turned into a giant ****splosion in a public toilet. I don't know how I suppressed the laughter. I think the best part was I could hear people talking outside the building and I'm assuming they could hear me.
SupaKudoRio	Posted - 2010.01.31 16:58:00 - [9] Ever let one off in an airport that sounds like a gunshot? 10/10; I got security response to a fart. --------------- 10/10: Where is your God now?
Leilani Solaris Dark-Rising IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.01.31 17:27:00 - [10] I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach once and was queing for a ride, it was a long enclosed line in a tunnel and it was possibly one of the worst farts i've ever done. I couldn't hide the fact that it was me because i was laughing so hard and the gf was kicking me...

Planks SandStorm.	Posted - 2010.01.31 17:57:00 - [11] Most destructive? That would be in an electronics class at college. I produced a concoction so foul it made the 'toughs' in the back row gag. + 20 respect from skinheads. Can't remember what I ate or drank to create it though. As an aside, I once saved my self from a beasting at secondary school (I was in 1st year ... three of them in 4th year) by producing a belch so resonant and loud that they fell about laughing and let me off. (true stories, bro's) The college respect gaining fart I would honestly say was a 10/10. The quake inducing belch I would rank as at least a nine. That was years ago though. I am far more sophisticated and urbane these days ....
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2010.02.01 02:27:00 - [12] Originally by: SupaKudoRio Ever let one off in an airport that sounds like a gunshot? 10/10; I got security response to a fart. 10/10 for sound, but it says nothing of the smell
dr doooo	Posted - 2010.02.01 11:04:00 - [13] Originally by: SupaKudoRio Ever let one off in an airport that sounds like a gunshot? 10/10; I got security response to a fart. Many years ago in school, sat in one of those moulded plastic chairs. My arse must have perfectly fit the contours of the chair, because by the time the air escaped it sounded like a gunshot. The whole class jumped, then everyone looking around, under tables etc, asking 'what the hell was that?'. I never let on. I've noticed those chairs have a hole in the lower back these days.
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.02.01 21:23:00 - [14] I was in a lift (elevator for the colonials amongst you) in St Johns Centre in Liverpool with my sister and some girl who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, when I let the most godawful, stinking, brown cloud out accompanied by a sound like rolling thunder as my arse cheeks flapped together like two seals begging for fish. I could see the look of horrified disgust on the face of the unknown lass in the mirror, so I turned to her in a conspiratorial fashion and said "Don't worry love; she'll think it was me" pointing at my sister. I've never seen anybody so glad to get out of a lift. 9/10 for the fart I reckon (it was truly horrible), and 10/10 for the look on the girl's face. Some things money can't buy. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Mister Gimp	Posted - 2010.02.02 12:46:00 - [15] Originally by: Jago Kain Edited by: Jago Kain on 01/02/2010 21:39:29 I was in a tiny lift (elevator for the colonials amongst you) in St Johns Centre in Liverpool with my sister and some girl who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, when I let the most godawful, stinking, brown cloud out accompanied by a sound like rolling thunder as my arse cheeks flapped together like two seals begging for fish. It really stank too; a sort of medley (if you will) of rotting fish-heads and pungent sick with undertones of Frechman's breath and past it's use by date pork. I could see the look of horrified disgust on the face of the unknown lass in the mirror, so I turned to her in a conspiratorial fashion and said "Don't worry love; she'll think it was me" pointing at my sister. I've never seen anybody so glad to get out of a lift. 9/10 for the fart I reckon (it was truly horrible), and 10/10 for the look on the girl's face. Some things money can't buy. Read this before going to work and it made me rofl. Got back from work and read again.
SupaKudoRio	Posted - 2010.02.02 12:52:00 - [16] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton 10/10 for sound, but it says nothing of the smell The smell is irrelevant; I got security response. By farting. But I would rank that about 4/10, the stench wasn't anything special and dissipated fairly quickly because of the A/C. --------------- 10/10: Where is your God now?
Stinko McCoy	Posted - 2010.02.02 22:39:00 - [17] Edited by: Stinko McCoy on 02/02/2010 22:40:54 Don't know if any of you've ever been inside a tank but it gets hot and stuffy in there with all the hatches closed. Needless to say I was sitting in the TC seat and let a juicy, sweaty, non washed butt SBD. Almost instantly my loader puked a little into his mouth and my gunner started convulsing and coughing like he was hit with a real chemical attack. Well, my driver, way down in the hull and myself started laughing. He was laughing because farts hardly ever penetrate into his compartment. I was laughing because it was well, funny. Issue was with every laugh I farted a little bit more. Needless to say, my tank happened to be the only one rolling round with hatches open during that training event. I'd say that was my 10/10 for the loader puking a bit into his mouth. Poor guy. MREs ftw. Oh and my driver did eventually smell it prior to the hatches opening a mere minute after first release... he said it smelt like Meatloaf. Makes me wonder what his mother was feeding him all those years :/ EDIT: Forgot to mention it burned the nose hairs.
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2010.02.02 23:58:00 - [18] Originally by: Stinko McCoy Edited by: Stinko McCoy on 02/02/2010 22:40:54 Don't know if any of you've ever been inside a tank but it gets hot and stuffy in there with all the hatches closed. Needless to say I was sitting in the TC seat and let a juicy, sweaty, non washed butt SBD. Almost instantly my loader puked a little into his mouth and my gunner started convulsing and coughing like he was hit with a real chemical attack. Well, my driver, way down in the hull and myself started laughing. He was laughing because farts hardly ever penetrate into his compartment. I was laughing because it was well, funny. Issue was with every laugh I farted a little bit more. Needless to say, my tank happened to be the only one rolling round with hatches open during that training event. I'd say that was my 10/10 for the loader puking a bit into his mouth. Poor guy. MREs ftw. Oh and my driver did eventually smell it prior to the hatches opening a mere minute after first release... he said it smelt like Meatloaf. Makes me wonder what his mother was feeding him all those years :/ EDIT: Forgot to mention it burned the nose hairs. So, this made me lol pretty hard because I happen to be Army ROTC and I want to commission armor. I understand that when you go without showers for a week or three that things really start to smell inside the tank. Also, MRE farts ftw, those things can kill flies and maggots..


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