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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.01.31 04:22:00 -
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When you've had enough being involved, enough working tirelessly in a game where you'll train skills for month after futile month in a vain attempt to catch up to everyone else older than you, then its time to try a different tactic.
LaughingGirls.jpg is a no-pressure corp offering a madcap, comical perspective that serious players have utterly forgotten in the quest for greatness.
If you're a forum troll, someone's alt, or just hate EVE with such passion you feel like punching yourself in the sack o' nuts as you logon, then apply today and be accepted into the corp and an alliance of like minds.
We offer amusement and infrequent fleet activities. You're free to do as you wish when you wish and suffer no penalties as a result. Join today and we promise that Pend Insurance will continue to issue endless rookie ships for your use!
EVEmail our CEO or join the alliance public channel "Prancing Pony Inn" to meet the gutter slime for yourself in a drama free social setting.
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Jin Leegai
LaughingGirls.jpg
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.31 04:45:00 -
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Edited by: Jin Leegai on 31/01/2010 04:46:09
As CEO of laughinggirls.jpg i *scchk* and i really think that *SHHHHHHHKK* with goats.
In the event of *KKSSSHHHHHHCHHHHH* we think that it would be best to *Chhhkk* and run five miles.
Anyways, i really dont see the *BZZRRRTTT* and i think that about sums it up.
-Jin
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Eva Awnlin
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Posted - 2010.01.31 05:14:00 -
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So glad i joined this corp, been haveing way more fun in it than any of those "srs bsns" corps.
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Holdings
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.31 16:23:00 -
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Talking to Kall and Jin -I have trouble keeping them apart- is like being woken by the first sunbeam on a warm spring morning. 
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Jane Aumenier
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Posted - 2010.01.31 16:24:00 -
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Dear Alice,
I've been having this problem with my girlfriend. Whenever we make out, I get the impression that she wants me to do something with her BPOs... but I don't have the foggiest what to do.
I'm sure that they aren't there strictly for my enjoyment; so, what can I do with my girlfriend that would offer her some pleasure, as well?
I've tried other sources of information, but most other sources either concentrate solely on the manufacturing side of things, or they simply state that are an erogenous zone and leave it at that.
ù Clueless in Canada
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.31 18:37:00 -
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Children of the sun, see your time has just begun, searching for your ways, through adventures every day. Every day and night, with the condor in flight, with all your friends in tow, you search for the Cities of Gold. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... wishing for The Cities of Gold. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... some day we will find The Cities of Gold. Do-do-do-do ah-ah-ah, do-do-do-do, Cities of Gold. Do-do-do-do, Cities of Gold. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... some day we will find The Cities of Gold.
Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye. He's got style, a groovy style, and a car that just won't stop. When the going gets tough, he's really rough, with a Hong Kong Phooey chop (Hi-Ya!). Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy. Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye. Hong Kong Phooey, he's fan-riffic!
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.01 16:20:00 -
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Fellow alliance members and corporation employees, thank you for the outpouring of supportive comments! With the glaring exception of AdmiralJohn, your kind words are doing wonders to encourage droves of like-minded capsuleers to become passive participants in our great corporation.
Jane - The erogenous zone of the BPO is commonly found between the ATTRIBUTES and BILL OF MATERIALS tabs. You'll notice a small gap between the two. If you place your cursor there and carefully wiggle it up and down (Not side to side! NEVER side to side!) you'll find your girlfriend will be very pleased with you. Practice some with your own BPOs before you attempt to perform under pressure with someone else's so you get a feel for what works.
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.06 18:42:00 -
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After a brief foray into a corp who's CEO is a scammer, we of LaughingGirls.jpg are now reassembling to push forward. We once again invite all of your intrained alts, bots & macros, and Real Money Trader characters to apply today!
Also, if you're finally sick of EVE, but have nothing better in you life to do, you're welcome to apply with your main. If putting in your app is the -only- time you ever log into this awful game, that's okay too.
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.09 02:37:00 -
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I'm Tom Servo reporting!
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Vic Frost
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.11 01:47:00 -
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Bump for some great alliance mates!
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.13 22:55:00 -
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I think they forgot to put a plot in this film.
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Jin Leegai
LaughingGirls.jpg
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.15 04:52:00 -
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Dont Hit On ME You Silly Boys :3
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.20 04:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Jin Leegai
Dont Hit On ME You Silly Boys :3
Really...just don't.
However if you're a gender confused fursuiter who still lives with your mother after 11+ years failing to collect a regular paycheck, then LaughingGirls.jpg -is- the place for you!
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.27 23:02:00 -
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Just stopping in to say we welcome spies into our corp. Not that we're worth the effort since most of us don't bother doing much of anything, however if you want an easy time of spying on a corp just to be able to say that you've done it, drop in an application today. Be sure to say "I lick Walton popsicles" when you apply.
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