Originally by: penifSMASH

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this thread is a case study of dumb pubbies and their inability to 'get' goons

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Originally by: penifSMASH

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this thread is a case study of dumb pubbies and their inability to 'get' goons

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Originally by: The Mittani

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this thread is a thing of beauty, a masterwork of trolling~

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Originally by: NightmareX

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Originally by: penifSMASH

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this thread is a case study of dumb pubbies and their inability to 'get' goons

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LOL, we all get Goons. We have been knowing this for like years. And do you know what that is?.

TOTAL FAILURE

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Originally by: Brutus Duran

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Is this Goons last desperate attempt to prove that BoB will never again be a significant space holding alliance?

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Originally by: Zeba

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Its all the pron. Fappy people are happy people

Originally by: Victor Dathar

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Getting Goons:
Goons would be mostly in the Geek or Nerd stereo type, sitting apart from their peers planning the downfall of those who dare to steal their lunch money and mock them.
-dbp

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Originally by: Victor Dathar

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Getting Goons:

Goon Culture can be described as a system that subscribes to the ideals of Absurdism. The basis of Absurdism is of course that life itself has no meaning beyond the here and now, there is no after life, there is no point to anything at all since in the end anything anyone does ever will not stop them from dying and being forgotten.

Not to be mistaken from the similar philosophy of Nihilism in which nothing has any meaning and you cannot give anything meaning Goons strive to give their lives meaning through acts of petty malice more commonly emotional or via a medium in which retribution is limited compared to the damage done to the target at a mental level. This behavior can be derived as quite normal under natural laws since the biological base instinct of all life is to one up its rivals and too position itself higher up the chain when it comes to food, living space and mating. The last of those is something that Goons will struggle with however since they are commonly given over to a natural cunning and mental dexterity rather than physical prowess which is a more natural yard stick of position within a group (for examples please refer to the social structures of great apes and even lower simians).

With this being the case Goons will attempt to humiliate and anger rather than physically attack as this would be playing to their weaknesses. If one is to react openly against their for what can only be described as bullying then they are providing them with what they want. Proof that they the cunning and malicious intellect has been able to one up the more physically endowed alpha male.

In current culture it could be attributed to the relationship between the popular football playing but uninterested in academic work stereotype of the Jock while Goons would be mostly in the Geek or Nerd stereo type, sitting apart from their peers planning the downfall of those who dare to steal their lunch money and mock them infront of that cute yet shy girl who hides a rather attractive figure under a large jumper and who behind the glasses and lack of confidence is the Geek version of Venus.

To sum up. Goons are after your explosions of negativity like a kind of emotional vampire that draws pleasure from your anger. Ignore them and they will go away. Feed them and they will grow like that scab on the inside of your nose that you keep picking at and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and christ leave it alone see it is coming out of your nose now and down your face and STOP PICKING IT! God now you need corrective surgery and will claim the scars are from the time some guy glassed you in a bar over an argument over whose farts smelled the closest to used oder eaters.

-dbp

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Originally by: Victor Dathar

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Getting Goons:

Goon Culture can be described as a system that subscribes to the ideals of Absurdism. The basis of Absurdism is of course that life itself has no meaning beyond the here and now, there is no after life, there is no point to anything at all since in the end anything anyone does ever will not stop them from dying and being forgotten.

Not to be mistaken from the similar philosophy of Nihilism in which nothing has any meaning and you cannot give anything meaning Goons strive to give their lives meaning through acts of petty malice more commonly emotional or via a medium in which retribution is limited compared to the damage done to the target at a mental level. This behavior can be derived as quite normal under natural laws since the biological base instinct of all life is to one up its rivals and too position itself higher up the chain when it comes to food, living space and mating. The last of those is something that Goons will struggle with however since they are commonly given over to a natural cunning and mental dexterity rather than physical prowess which is a more natural yard stick of position within a group (for examples please refer to the social structures of great apes and even lower simians).

With this being the case Goons will attempt to humiliate and anger rather than physically attack as this would be playing to their weaknesses. If one is to react openly against their for what can only be described as bullying then they are providing them with what they want. Proof that they the cunning and malicious intellect has been able to one up the more physically endowed alpha male.

In current culture it could be attributed to the relationship between the popular football playing but uninterested in academic work stereotype of the Jock while Goons would be mostly in the Geek or Nerd stereo type, sitting apart from their peers planning the downfall of those who dare to steal their lunch money and mock them infront of that cute yet shy girl who hides a rather attractive figure under a large jumper and who behind the glasses and lack of confidence is the Geek version of Venus.

To sum up. Goons are after your explosions of negativity like a kind of emotional vampire that draws pleasure from your anger. Ignore them and they will go away. Feed them and they will grow like that scab on the inside of your nose that you keep picking at and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and christ leave it alone see it is coming out of your nose now and down your face and STOP PICKING IT! God now you need corrective surgery and will claim the scars are from the time some guy glassed you in a bar over an argument over whose farts smelled the closest to used oder eaters.

-dbp

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Originally by: Sandwich PvP

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Personally I was hoping for something edgy like Band of Bees. This simply sounds like you want to be bob.

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Originally by: MissyFire

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Space, The final frontier.

The only game they have left is in the forums.

Even this post will give them another little feeling of victory because they know someone else gave them notice to their feeble attempt at attention.

The former goons are like the small child screaming in the corner for attention. The medication is not working, beatings will not work.. but when they realize nobody is listening.... they tend to shut up.

Why is everyone working so hard to feed their ego by even posting in this thread. You can call yourselves "Steve Martin" in the game all I care. Doesn't mean you will be relevant or even funny

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Originally by: Bogatir

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Eve have seen goons do some stupid things but that tops them all. I really pity you guys.

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Originally by: MissyFire

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Why is everyone working so hard to feed their ego by even posting in this thread. You can call yourselves "Steve Martin" in the game all I care. Doesn't mean you will be relevant or even funny

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Originally by: Eskalin

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Didn't see this one coming 3 days ago

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