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Vic Frost
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.10 03:16:00 -
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Kinky Weirdos In Space
Members of Elysium Alliance
Now hiring Mission Runners and other assorted Carebears. Nothing is required of you, you don't even have to undock, most of the time we don't either. We will gladly take alts and even... GASP... station traders and scammers.
There is a plaque attached to pedestal on the Statue of Liberty in N.Y., it reads..."Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door."... Our corp takes this a step further and adds that we will also take your alts, the drunk, the small minded, social outcasts, and losers in general. As a matter of fact we probably prefer that just the worst of the worst join us. Motivated and decent human beings really tick us off anyway.
Seeking any players that have absolutely no interest in helping the corp. To be honest the corp will not do jack to help you either. You are completely free to live where you want, do what you want, when you want. We don't check api's or references, we don't care frankly. We don't rent offices so there is nothing to steal. Our only benefit is a 5% tax rate on mission rewards which beats the NPC 11% rate. And yes the CEO and Director will probably pocket anything we collect in tax above our alliance fees.
- Only firm requirements are:
- Must not be offended easily (we cuss like sailors and talk about sex 24/7)
- Must speak english, doesn't have to be very well but at least understand when we are making fun of you
- Must have positive Caldari/Amarr standings
For more info join ingame channel "The Starfire Pub" or you can contact Vic Frost or Katya Tereshkova.
If you join now and we like you we may give you access to our super secret ventrillo server where you can hear the CEO drinking himself into an early grave as well as assorted lewd and downright raunchy commentary from our Director.
Peace
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Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.10 03:32:00 -
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You forgot to mention I'm a girl....sheesh! Nobody is going to be motivated to listen to two guys having raunchy sex talk. Well, maybe not nobody....
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Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.10 20:36:00 -
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Hi, Vic 0/ |
Vic Frost
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.10 21:53:00 -
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I started drinking in the early afternoon so today is a good day to apply with our corp. Once I start spilling beer all over my pod you know it's gonna be good times!
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.11 01:49:00 -
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This corp consists of some of the most sexually attractive people in EVE. You know the types....3% body fat, golden tans, shiny flowing hair...all that sort of thing. It has none of the typical slimeballs that lurk in RP chat pretending to squelch their shipboard communications systems for LOLs.
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Vic Frost
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.12 02:36:00 -
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If your looking for a super laid back place to park your toon come check us out. Corp and alliance are all fun people who don't take eve seriously and just try to have fun.
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:40:00 -
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In to confirm i have had dirty manlove with Vic Frost 
I came too soon (  ), but that only made made me endorse this corporation even more 
Sig removed, needs to be EVE related. Zymurgist |
Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.12 16:45:00 -
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 Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
In to confirm i have had dirty manlove with Vic Frost
I came too soon ( ), but that only made made me endorse this corporation even more
Wait...what? When did this happen and why was I not invited to watch? Vic...you got some splainin to do. Go sit in your cage til I get home. |
Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:19:00 -
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Vic Frost
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.13 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: Katya Tereshkova
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Those are some fine points you bring up! 
Still recruiting. Stop by and say hello. Good times in corp and alliance chat.
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.13 22:34:00 -
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I should mention that Vic usually wears extremely tight cotton shorts that leave -nothing- to the imagination at all.
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Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.16 03:42:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dddm5bQeKvg |
Princess Nimotehp
Red Eye Brigade
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.16 07:56:00 -
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Originally by: Kallieah
I should mention that Vic usually wears extremely tight cotton shorts that leave -nothing- to the imagination at all.
Hey  So do i
But there is a problem with horny girls wearing cotton-panties  Cotton doesnt like to get moist, so after an hour or so my "camel-toe" looks like a violently used napkin 
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Katya Tereshkova
Kinky Weirdos In Space
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.16 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Nimotehp
Hey So do i
But there is a problem with horny girls wearing cotton-panties Cotton doesnt like to get moist, so after an hour or so my "camel-toe" looks like a violently used napkin
That's hot...if I wore panties, they'd be violently moist right now. |
Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.21 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Katya Tereshkova
Originally by: Princess Nimotehp
Hey So do i
But there is a problem with horny girls wearing cotton-panties Cotton doesnt like to get moist, so after an hour or so my "camel-toe" looks like a violently used napkin
That's hot...if I wore panties, they'd be violently moist right now.
If I used napkins, they'd be violently moist...with cup noodle fluids.
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Kallieah
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Posted - 2010.02.28 13:56:00 -
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One of us! ONE OF US!!!
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Angeltara
The Elephant Riders
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Posted - 2010.03.01 19:36:00 -
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Padan Fain
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Posted - 2010.03.02 03:51:00 -
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I read that whole thing and I'm not sure what just happened but I feel dirty.
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inVictu5
Caldari
Goatfuck Gagglethon
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Posted - 2010.03.02 04:27:00 -
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sounds like my corp 
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