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Lowska Psyca
Gallente
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.11 12:12:00 -
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KB link
We're a small merc corporation, the services we are willing to provide are:
- general empire harassment (ship destruction if possible, station camping if not)
- terrorizing our targets with terrorism (suicide ganking, applicable only if our security statuses permit us to do so)
- POS removal only done on offline/unarmed small/med POSes (small corp, you try killing a POS with 4 pilots and no caps)
All fees are negotiable, except for the war fee, which must be paid upfront. This can be anywhere from 2 mil to a few hundred mil ISK. Fees are usually defined by a percentage of kills' worth. However, if we are camping a bunch of sissies like Let us Sleep corporation (We like to call them Let us Dock), we will add a flat fee every week. Fee of course depends on the target.
We have completed a few small contracts already, and so far, I think our clients weren't disappointed... of course they should post themselves if they disagree with my statement.
Also the identity of our employers always stays a mystery, unless you want our targets to know who doesn't like them / they already know.
P.S.: We're recruiting, our recruitment thread (although it's in dire need of updating) can be found here. Yes, we decided to put emphasis on the merc stuff, because now we can work AND play :)
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.02.11 14:17:00 -
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Hello Lowska. My dog ganked my gaming machine (!), so I won't be on for another day or two. But, since I have the opportunity...
I hired these guys on a War Dec + Pay Per Kill basis for several weeks. I had them follow a particular target through an alliance, a corp, then an alliance with the general command, "Just see what you can do."
The good part is that these guys have several very dedicated pilots and they will be in constant contact with you to ensure that you are happy. They did get some very nice kills for me, including a command ship, on my selected targets. When my target hopped corporations, they let me know ASAP so that I could decide if they should dec the new corp / alliance.
If you care about efficiency (I don't care about merc efficiency at all - I care about damage to my targets), these guys do pretty well.
These guys will also work on the cheaper side which is a big plus. They're not Noir or REPO, but then again, who is?
There's always a bad side, of course. For one, their name. I don't like it. Sorry guys. : >
They also have some fairly new-to-PvP members that ask some valid, but newbie questions. A little odd to see in a mercenary group and something that should be kept to the corporation, not public, channel for the purposes of public relations.
Uncle Bob is a fairly small group right now, and when I would sit in their public channel, I never saw more than four pilots. This may or may not be a problem depending on what you want. For me, I just wanted to give a new merc group some work and see what happened, so it wasn't an issue. If you want BIG MASSIVE WTFPWN FLEET OF DEATH, you'll have to look elsewhere. : >
I would hire Uncle Bob on Crack again in the future and I do recommend this group to others.
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Alekseyev Karrde
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Posted - 2010.02.11 17:37:00 -
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Best post from the new batch so far, and a nice looking board. Welcome to the business guys. Dont forget to get listed in Merc Contracts channel! (you can mail me for that in game)
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Hellfury Resurrected
Incura
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Posted - 2010.02.11 18:59:00 -
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So you have like, 1 pilot?
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Demolishar
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.11 19:58:00 -
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\o/
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Exaduss
Caldari
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.02.12 00:14:00 -
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One pilot, if properly equipped and motivated, can harass/deny/**** off a large group. Four pilots, that's enough for some fun.
Nothing wrong with that at all.
Particularly four pilots who act like dogs with a new bone.
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Gulron Baniei
Gallente
Niyabainen Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.02.12 00:21:00 -
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Who is Uncle Bob?
http://www.ban-me.com |
Tortugan
Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2010.02.12 00:26:00 -
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 Originally by: Gulron Baniei
Who is Uncle Bob?
He's my titan alt.
:D
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Doccia Ellicis
Caldari
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.02.12 01:04:00 -
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Posting to confirm that they are indeed very good.
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Lowska Psyca
Gallente
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.12 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Tortugan
Originally by: Gulron Baniei
Who is Uncle Bob?
He's my titan alt.
F*** YEAH TORTUGAN.
In any case, thanks for the nice review, Andrea. Yes, the name is more of a joke (BoB parody, wannabe, anyway :/), as I was intoxicated at the time of my corp's creation, but still... a name is a name, I think other things (like KB stats and our employers' happines) matter more.
We do try to maintain a 23/7 presence, to scare our war targets though we lack the members to be able to so effectively. We do need new members.... We're hiring weekend pirates, newbies, alts... anyone, really. Our targets usually flee from us, so even if you're missioning, they won't engage you, hehe. All in all, we're recruiting, feel free to apply!
We currently have only one target, so we are in need of a few contracts. Contact me or my directors - Dark Apparition and Sheriff Justice - for merc contracts.
P.S.: Atm we're not as active as we should be... we need fresh blood for our ammunition, besides, it's the hard working/studying part of the year.
P.S.S.: Sorry for the typos, blood alcohol level > 0.3%, I can't stand.
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PostmasterGeneral
Minmatar
yo i'm posting
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Posted - 2010.02.12 02:02:00 -
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what is with these new merc corps and their names
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2010.02.12 04:29:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Karma on 12/02/2010 04:30:19
I saw my uncle bob on crack a few times, was not a pretty sight. Maybe he didn't know that it was his cousin, and he probably should have asked her age.
Something for the jury to decide, much like the killboard you linked. One kill per day is not a good advertisement, but on the other hand you linked it, so at least you are honest.
I'm going to wish you the best of luck in your future adventures, but like my uncle, you are probably going to disappear somewhere in Nebraska and we wont mention you any more.
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Demolishar
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.12 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma
Something for the jury to decide, much like the killboard you linked. One kill per day is not a good advertisement, but on the other hand you linked it, so at least you are honest.
Scroll down a bit  ... obviously there are going to be more kills when we have a contract or two going.
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Shu Guang
Peces Of Eighte
Celestial Shadows
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Posted - 2010.02.12 11:52:00 -
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o.O Lowska running a merc corp.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ..... had to do it.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.12 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Exaduss
One pilot, if properly equipped and motivated, can harass/deny/**** off a large group. Four pilots, that's enough for some fun.
Nothing wrong with that at all.
Particularly four pilots who act like dogs with a new bone.
Confirming I removed TEARS (Suddenly ninjas) from Dodixie, solo, while offline for a week (Jazz festival).
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Lowska Psyca
Gallente
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:14:00 -
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Originally by: Shu Guang
o.O Lowska running a merc corp.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ..... had to do it.
*Checks employment history*
Now I remember why I have you in my addressbook XD
That didn't work out, did it? :/
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Itheaa
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Posted - 2010.02.12 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma
Edited by: Lady Karma on 12/02/2010 04:30:19
I saw my uncle bob on crack a few times, was not a pretty sight. Maybe he didn't know that it was his cousin, and he probably should have asked her age.
Something for the jury to decide, much like the killboard you linked. One kill per day is not a good advertisement, but on the other hand you linked it, so at least you are honest.
I'm going to wish you the best of luck in your future adventures, but like my uncle, you are probably going to disappear somewhere in Nebraska and we wont mention you any more.
Im just curious what you wanted to achieve with this post, beside adding yourself on the troll list....
Are you going to hire them? If not, what is your major problem? |
Lowska Psyca
Gallente
Uncle BoB on Crack
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Posted - 2010.02.12 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Itheaa
Originally by: Lady Karma
Edited by: Lady Karma on 12/02/2010 04:30:19
I saw my uncle bob on crack a few times, was not a pretty sight. Maybe he didn't know that it was his cousin, and he probably should have asked her age.
Something for the jury to decide, much like the killboard you linked. One kill per day is not a good advertisement, but on the other hand you linked it, so at least you are honest.
I'm going to wish you the best of luck in your future adventures, but like my uncle, you are probably going to disappear somewhere in Nebraska and we wont mention you any more.
Im just curious what you wanted to achieve with this post, beside adding yourself on the troll list....
Are you going to hire them? If not, what is your major problem?
An abusive uncle called Bob.
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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.02.12 22:25:00 -
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Can you show us on the doll where Uncle Bob touched you?
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trnmarnd
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:01:00 -
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*touches the doll's shoulder*
OH GOD... It was horrible!
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.02.14 15:30:00 -
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Friendly bump for some nice guys.
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Ria Sotori
Caldari
Poor Old Ornery nOObs
Turdz Asshatz N Grieferz
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Posted - 2010.02.14 16:27:00 -
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Everyone needs a little bump now and then.
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