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Cecilia Syal
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:27:00 -
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The day started off good today, was running some missions to grind up my standings with republic military school, and kept seeing this bantam docking and undocking... It struck me as odd so I decided to investigate.....
There he was mining a big veldspar rock, So my heart began to pound with an idea runing through my head... ! I knew no sane person would be mining this way being a week in the university.. So My plan was simple, to kill !
I began fitting to kill!! the macro mining bantam as i knew it was.., It was a cruiser with a bunch of medium smartbombs i got as loot as i knew concord would target jam, It was a cruiser I did'nt really need anymore so it was to be sacrificed for his blood..
I decided to undock and test it out, see if it would be able to fire off all of them a few times or if i would need a capacitor injector, So i warped to a planet at 100km as I knew anyone nearby would flag me and get me shot at.
I toggled the smartbombs on, nothing was happening.... i tried to warp out, nothing... I tried to move my ship, nothing, I saw people still talking in a chat channel so knew i wasnt disconnected, So... I clicked eject.. pretty dumb.. a moment later i was in my clone vat... and i got a killmail that I had podded myself!! lost my implants, not only that but when i came back from my medical vat a few jumps away, the ship i used was gone and someone was bragging about finding it in local...
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Yakumo Smith
Gallente
No End To Infinity
Fleetingly Finite
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:32:00 -
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If this is legit, LOL!
If not, well trolled.
I suppose this must be my sig. I'll do something cool with it eventually. |
Alchemist Zemont
Gallente
Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:33:00 -
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 Originally by: Cecilia Syal
The day started off good today, was running some missions to grind up my standings with republic military school, and kept seeing this bantam docking and undocking... It struck me as odd so I decided to investigate.....
There he was mining a big veldspar rock, So my heart began to pound with an idea runing through my head... ! I knew no sane person would be mining this way being a week in the university.. So My plan was simple, to kill !
I began fitting to kill!! the macro mining bantam as i knew it was.., It was a cruiser with a bunch of medium smartbombs i got as loot as i knew concord would target jam, It was a cruiser I did'nt really need anymore so it was to be sacrificed for his blood..
I decided to undock and test it out, see if it would be able to fire off all of them a few times or if i would need a capacitor injector, So i warped to a planet at 100km as I knew anyone nearby would flag me and get me shot at.
I toggled the smartbombs on, nothing was happening.... i tried to warp out, nothing... I tried to move my ship, nothing, I saw people still talking in a chat channel so knew i wasnt disconnected, So... I clicked eject.. pretty dumb.. a moment later i was in my clone vat... and i got a killmail that I had podded myself!! lost my implants, not only that but when i came back from my medical vat a few jumps away, the ship i used was gone and someone was bragging about finding it in local...
yes
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Future Mutant
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.02.12 15:59:00 -
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Topic should be renamed to "how i failed to kill a bantaam and managed to pod myself"
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James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.02.12 16:11:00 -
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weird
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Fearr Dorchaa
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Posted - 2010.02.12 16:22:00 -
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This is pretty genius to be fair and raises (or lowers..?) the bar for all stupidity people in the Universe
I for one, salute you.
07
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Grimpak
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.02.12 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: Yakumo Smith
If this is legit, LOL!
If not, well trolled.
this.
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Quote:
The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Bfoster
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Yakumo Smith
If this is legit, LOL!
If not, well trolled.
10/10 for troll effort.
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My Killboard- The Jerk Cartel |
Axemaster
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Posted - 2010.02.12 18:38:00 -
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Best troll ever.
CCP, srsly WTF?
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BeachParty
Caldari
Semi Precious
The 0bsidian 0rder
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Posted - 2010.02.12 18:42:00 -
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Excellent use of game mechanics for comedy kill mail.
BeachParty
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Imagonnawhupya
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:34:00 -
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Now I gotta go try that...
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Ba'Rumph
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Future Mutant
Topic should be renamed to "how i failed to kill a bantaam and managed to pod myself"
This tbh. 
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Tiberizzle
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:47:00 -
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insert GM convo where "server logs indicate nothing" here
also, lol
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hackzor nstuff
Amarr
Noir.
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Posted - 2010.02.12 21:08:00 -
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Lawl
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Nomen Luni
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Posted - 2010.03.24 13:51:00 -
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Lol, this is great.
Reminds me of the coyote in roadrunner cartoons. 
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Ascrethy
Gallente
Pilots Of Honour
Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.03.24 13:54:00 -
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Originally by: Bfoster
Originally by: Yakumo Smith
If this is legit, LOL!
If not, well trolled.
10/10 for troll effort.
^^
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I did fear no evil, as I carried a big stick, and was the meanest mofo in the valley |
ori16
Perkone
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Posted - 2010.03.24 14:31:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is to good way to start my day off thanks man....
ori16 |
captain kikaz
Selectus Pravus Lupus
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Posted - 2010.03.24 14:57:00 -
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this just made me smile
10/10
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.24 15:24:00 -
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Now... THIS is quality
10/10 for the lulz
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My sig is on strike due to lack of attention! |
Praetor Invictus
Ex pertinacia victoria
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.24 15:40:00 -
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You win Eve.
10/10
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Arrador
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Posted - 2010.03.24 15:48:00 -
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Is good thread imo.
10/10 and +1 internets to you fine sir!
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Madla Mafia
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Posted - 2010.03.24 16:29:00 -
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Cool story...but also, sucks for you.
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Triple Entendre
Emergence Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.24 16:45:00 -
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Edited by: Triple Entendre on 24/03/2010 16:45:05
Only just read this.
So may I say...CAN'T STOP THE DISCO!
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Taxesarebad
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Posted - 2010.03.24 21:46:00 -
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the important question is did you lose sec status?
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Concubinia Scarlett
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Posted - 2010.03.24 21:50:00 -
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Nicely done good sir!
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Serra Black
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Posted - 2010.03.25 01:16:00 -
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Been reading the forums every day for a bit under a year. This post has been one of the few that made me giggle with glee. Thanks for winning the game!
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Jypsie
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Posted - 2010.03.25 02:27:00 -
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What would have been really funny is if CONCORD showed up and blew up your empty ship for killing you.
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Sai Nunnie
Amarr
Apex Consortium
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Posted - 2010.03.25 02:34:00 -
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You put the suicide ind suicide, hahahahah frikin awsome
If it isnt a troll, even if it is that made me spit beer on the monitor.
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GPerson
Gallente
Dreddit
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Posted - 2010.03.25 02:49:00 -
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Is this winning or losing EVE?
~~~Sig Stuffs Here~~~
I highly recommend drunken posting.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.03.25 03:13:00 -
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Originally by: GPerson
Is this winning or losing EVE?
Yes it is
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