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Jug'Muk
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Posted - 2010.02.12 23:10:00 -
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Hi everybody. Sorry this isnt the type of post I would have wanted my first one here to be, but, I had a pretty momentous revelation today while playing eve, and I really feel the need to share it.
So I was playing me this neat little internet spaceship game, when I started to feel hungry. Not much in the fridge when I went to check. I did find some yogurt in the door eventually, decided to have me some.
Anyways, when I popped the top off, a big glob of yogurt flew up into my eye! It really stung too.
Thank you girls for being such troopers.
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Linn Ganley
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Posted - 2010.02.12 23:16:00 -
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.........
Cool story bro.
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Mirsal
Amarr Punic Corp.
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Posted - 2010.02.12 23:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mirsal on 12/02/2010 23:22:22 - ------- "Be not, oh Greeks, so very hostilely disposed towards the Barbarians, nor look with ill will on their opinions. For which of your institutions has not been derived from the Barbarians?" |

Nareg Maxence
Gallente JotunHeim Hird Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2010.02.12 23:35:00 -
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That sounds nasty. I just ate some roe deer. It was delicious.
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Pistrik
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.02.12 23:48:00 -
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Sounds like someone needs to nerf the falloff on yogurt by 15%. Bish be overpowered yo.
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Rex Ladyhole
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Posted - 2010.02.13 00:18:00 -
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I absolutely love all the v-card holding citizens of this forum who have no clue what you are talking about.
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Virgil Travis
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.02.13 00:27:00 -
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Could you call that getting in touch with your female side 
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Kara Sharalien
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Posted - 2010.02.13 00:50:00 -
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If you are hitting your girl in the eye you are doing it wrong and she won't be your girl for long.
Originally by: Thuul'Khalat WHY YOU VIOLENCE MY BOAT?!
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Lead Six
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Posted - 2010.02.13 01:13:00 -
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Be honest here.. level with us. Are "eating" and "yogurt" code for something else?
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Holdings Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.13 01:43:00 -
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Don't eat the yellow snow!
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.13 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Lead Six Be honest here.. level with us. Are "eating" and "yogurt" code for something else?
The OP never once claimed he was eating anything. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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PuffnSnuff
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Posted - 2010.02.13 03:07:00 -
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IBTL
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Bibendum
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Posted - 2010.02.13 03:22:00 -
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I think the technical term for this is "hot monocle" but I could be wrong.
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Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2010.02.13 06:57:00 -
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i lol'd, but also partly cause other than the fact that he was playing EVE b4 he got up, it doesn't related to EVE at all lol
also cause i know those yogurt things can be bastards about it i make sure to open slowly and in a controlled manner and have my hand around the suspected splatter zone so that i can just wash the hand and not have to wipe it off my shirt or anything...makes it 3 times worse to deal with
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Rex Ladyhole
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kara Sharalien If you are hitting your girl in the eye you are doing it wrong and she won't be your girl for long.
She's not your girl, it's just your turn.
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Callista Sincera
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.02.13 08:56:00 -
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I once had a hollandaise blow up in the microwave. That was nasty... - In simplistic terms it has been said that there is enough Zero Point Energy in the volume the size of a coffee cup to boil away EarthÆs oceans. |

Samantha U
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Kara Sharalien If you are hitting your girl in the eye you are doing it wrong and she won't be your girl for long.
She did say she wouldn't swallow 
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Jered Transer
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Posted - 2010.02.13 11:29:00 -
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Originally by: Pistrik Sounds like someone needs to nerf the falloff on yogurt by 15%. Bish be overpowered yo.
I lol'd I lol'd hard  
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Jug'Muk
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Posted - 2010.02.13 15:03:00 -
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When I woke up, it was like it never happened...eye=100%
Anyways, happy to see EVE trolls are actually funny.
Im going to like it here.
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Resiin
Resiin Investments
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Posted - 2010.02.13 15:06:00 -
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Blow it out your ass.
Originally by: Tarminic OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
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Virgil Travis
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.02.13 15:20:00 -
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Originally by: Resiin Blow it out your ass.
That's a whole different ball game
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MicMacMan
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Posted - 2010.02.13 15:35:00 -
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Sounds like somebody smoked their breakfast.
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Nelindor1
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Posted - 2010.02.13 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Pistrik Sounds like someone needs to nerf the falloff on yogurt by 15%. Bish be overpowered yo.
This. lol!
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Zartanic
Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.02.13 16:03:00 -
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I hate it when new people come here and start moaning about yoghurt. Look, if you don't like it GTFO back to WOW. Yoghurt's been nerfed already thanks to the moaners and sick of the game being dumbed down like this. This is EVE, not Candyland.
Can I have your stuff?
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Chesterr theMolester
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Posted - 2010.02.19 10:59:00 -
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I just think the more times you get yogurt in your eye the more resist you build up for it. It's not fair that you get a higher resist to it because you got shot in the eye befor me
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.02.19 11:26:00 -
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is bad thread imo.
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Reem Fairchild
Minmatar Punic Corp.
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Posted - 2010.02.19 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Zartanic Edited by: Zartanic on 13/02/2010 16:09:57
I hate it when new people come here and start moaning about yoghurt. Look, if you don't like it GTFO back to WOW. Yoghurt's been nerfed already thanks to the moaners and I'm sick and tired of the game being dumbed down to suit the slackers and the Pixie loving, Elf prancing, Dwarf dressing emo kids. This is EVE, not Candyland. You won't get a tissue to wipe the 'yoghurt' out of your eye here, we're hardcore and we know how to take it.
Can I have your stuff?
This post saves the thread slightly. ----- 'In Eve, as in real life, if you are bored it's your own fault.' |

Slade Hoo
Amarr 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2010.02.19 11:49:00 -
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------ Make Lowsec useful! Vote in the CSM-Forum! |

Opertone
Caldari SIEGE. Reckoning.
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Posted - 2010.02.19 11:58:00 -
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Lady GaGa has to sing about it -
Ya Ya Ya Ya, ya yoghurt face, Cu Cu Cu Cu, coming into my space
Love, lick, taste it, feel it - Sonic, I open yogurt, haha Rahaha
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My Postman
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Posted - 2010.02.19 12:01:00 -
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Learn the skill:
YOGURT OPENING at least up to Lvl 3. Lvl 5 and Yogurt will NEVER hit you again!
You¦ll find it in the "mechanics" section.
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