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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:02:00 -
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Yea hm title says it all. 
Lots of wild natives who fight knightly duels like teenagers showing off by arm wrestling, just that these dudes are trying to impress other DUDES.
The stations smell, the planets are ugly and local is like a huge male-to-male bar with long happy hours. In short, avoid Rens at all costs, it's like the Africa of Eve.
Thank you.
PS: CCP please replace Rens with a nullsec spot and call it GHZ-07 or some crap. I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
Bai.
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:03:00 -
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Yeah probably.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:37:00 -
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You just wish you were as cool as the locals.
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u die
Minmatar
Sugarcane Technologies
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Posted - 2010.02.18 00:43:00 -
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I think GHZ-07 could be a nice name.
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Yristor
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Posted - 2010.02.18 01:02:00 -
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OP, you wrote that post to impress other dudes.
Just sayin'...
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Catherine Frasier
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Posted - 2010.02.18 01:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Swiftgaze
teenagers showing off by arm wrestling
dudes are trying to impress other DUDES.
a huge male-to-male bar with long happy hours
You seem a little bit obsessed by that idea Mary.
Oh, and on behalf of all of us who live in Africa, go micturate up a hawser. 
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Sista Jaxx
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2010.02.18 02:08:00 -
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Agreed.
Not unlike Caldari space. Especially the NPC Corps chat channels.
Except, much less populated.
I think.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2010.02.18 02:10:00 -
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Just wait til you stumble into the Rens Mens' Pens one drunken night. Awesome if you're into pens of men in Rens. Not so awesome if you aren't 
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Menod Penter
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2010.02.18 03:35:00 -
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Dear Sir,
Hello and Good Day to You,
I'm sorry that you did not enjoy your recent stay in Rens. The Rens Council of Elders would like to refund your docking and stargate jump fees for your trip to Rens.
Please stop by my office in Rens VI-M8 Brutor Tribe Treasury and I will personally issue the refund. If you have all your receipts the transaction should only take a few moments of your time.
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
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MrBinary
Minmatar
Binary Systems
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Posted - 2010.02.18 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: u die
I think GHZ-07 could be a nice name.
08-600-RR would be better! 
"[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary" |
Joe Skellington
Minmatar
JOKAS Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.18 04:14:00 -
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I had the same feeling in Jita, only you don't get a wrap around there.
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Apoctasy
Deskira Industries
G String University
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Posted - 2010.02.18 05:35:00 -
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No OP, Amamake is the Africa of Eve.
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Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 08:04:00 -
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Wait - what?
You left Jita?
You feeling allright Swift?
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.02.18 08:14:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
Yea hm title says it all.
Lots of wild natives who fight knightly duels like teenagers showing off by arm wrestling, just that these dudes are trying to impress other DUDES.
The stations smell, the planets are ugly and local is like a huge male-to-male bar with long happy hours. In short, avoid Rens at all costs, it's like the Africa of Eve.
Thank you.
PS: CCP please replace Rens with a nullsec spot and call it GHZ-07 or some crap. I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
Bai.
You always got Jita ;)
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Perlo
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Posted - 2010.02.18 08:18:00 -
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It has a certain old world charm, granted.
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Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.02.18 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
Yea hm title says it all.
Lots of wild natives who fight knightly duels like teenagers showing off by arm wrestling, just that these dudes are trying to impress other DUDES.
The stations smell, the planets are ugly and local is like a huge male-to-male bar with long happy hours. In short, avoid Rens at all costs, it's like the Africa of Eve.
Thank you.
PS: CCP please replace Rens with a nullsec spot and call it GHZ-07 or some crap. I don't wanna talk about it anymore.
Bai.
Well, you chose to go to a Minmatar system. If you can't handle the Minmatar culture, HTFU or GTFO.
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Batolemaeus
Caldari
Free-Space-Ranger
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.02.18 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: u die
I think GHZ-07 could be a nice name.
If ccp ever converts an empire system into 0.0, it should be named 0-MNDY
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Originally by: CCP Prism X
In New Eden, EVE wins you.
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Amneamnius
Primary.
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Posted - 2010.02.18 10:41:00 -
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I hate every system outside of 0.0...
If there's a 300 local and billions of isk aren't getting blown up, everyone is doing it all wrong.
They should make a 0.0 system linked with jita, amarr, rens, and (oursulaert/dodixie) all 300AU from each other I wonder how camped that would be...
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TheGunslinger42
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Posted - 2010.02.18 10:46:00 -
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swift is just upset because he has bedsores from sitting in an uncomfortable jita station for so long. Rens is what fat bloated jita wishes it could be.
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 10:50:00 -
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Originally by: Menod Penter
Dear Sir,
Hello and Good Day to You,
I'm sorry that you did not enjoy your recent stay in Rens. The Rens Council of Elders would like to refund your docking and stargate jump fees for your trip to Rens.
Please stop by my office in Rens VI-M8 Brutor Tribe Treasury and I will personally issue the refund. If you have all your receipts the transaction should only take a few moments of your time.
Have a Nice Day :)
Menod Penter - Mayor of Rens
Dear Sir,
I am sorry but due to the experience that was described in the opening post I do not plan to visit Rens ever again. (With the exception of selling overpriced crap to your citizens.)
Therefor, I would appreciate it if you'd send the refund of symbolic 14.000 ISK to:
Swiftgaze
Apt. 3507/12
Jita IV - Moon 4 - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant
Caldari State
I'll be expecting the envelope in my mailbox. Thank you for your time and understanding.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.02.18 12:19:00 -
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your class superlative was
"most likely to be traded for cigarettes someday"
wasn't it?
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 13:08:00 -
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I don't get it. :S
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Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
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Posted - 2010.02.18 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: Lara Dantreb on 18/02/2010 13:49:05
Originally by: Swiftgaze
Lots of wild natives who fight knightly duels like teenagers showing off by arm wrestling, just that these dudes are trying to impress other DUDES.
The stations smell, the planets are ugly and local is like a huge male-to-male bar with long happy hours. In short, avoid Rens at all costs, it's like the Africa of Eve.
Bai.
Your idea of Africa is so cliche and outdated . What you describe looks more like Australia and its uncouth males... Africa is much more civilizated than that.
Edit : PS : you village has called, their idiot is missing
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.02.18 13:57:00 -
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I see Mayor Penter has graced the thread 
Originally by: Swiftgaze
I don't get it. :S
He means that your high school class mates thought you were worth the price of a pack of cigarettes, and that someone may trade a pack for ownership of your life, at some point in the future
Slade
Originally by: Niccolado Starwalker
Please go sit in the corner, and dont forget to don the shame-on-you-hat!
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.18 14:02:00 -
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Sorry, I'm not American and I don't know your ghetto habbits. :S
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Nimzi
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Posted - 2010.02.18 15:16:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
Sorry, I'm not American and I don't know your ghetto hobbits. :S
Trust me, you don't WANT to know our ghetto hobbits.
Strapped midgets are f'ing scary.
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Alchemist Zemont
Gallente
Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.18 15:18:00 -
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Vote Sarah Palin 2012!
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Ghengis Tia
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Posted - 2010.02.18 16:56:00 -
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True story: I was at the Brutor Tribe Treasury in Rens and undocked to see 150+ Minmatar shuttles scattered everywhere around the entrance. Folks were screaming in local WTF?,WTF?,WTF? while the perpetrator was talking about someone he was waiting for to gank and the shuttles would prevent him from warping quick.
I picked my way through the maze and returned a couple of hours later. No shuttles, business as usual.
It aint Jita or Amarr for sure, and I rarely make it out there anymore, but strap on your helmets if you go there, you never know what might transpire.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.02.18 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
Sorry, I'm not American and I don't know your ghetto habbits. :S
It was a prison joke and holds true in every country, not just america. It means your arse will be rented out to another inmate for the price of one pack of cigarettes.
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I'm so Old I can remember when QQ was TT
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Colonel Kaos
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Posted - 2010.02.18 18:31:00 -
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Dread Guristas shield boost amplifier
Dread Guristas XL Shield booster
Dread Guristas cruise missile launcher
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