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Droning Ceo
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Posted - 2010.02.28 19:42:00 -
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Is it weird that i like to dress up as girls? (in game)
Fake edit: no content
Right.
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I would like to hear some stories on guys being idiots falling for people pretending to be girls in eve. Getting away with ransoms.. getting free stuffs etc.
I myself had a little female alt who's name shall not be named, i used her to get into a corp i was spying on, and without meaning to ended up with the affections of a total muppet who gave me a raven and a drake fully fitted, which i instantly stripped and sold for a cool 250m profit.
tl;dr Gender confusion stories.. GIVE ME
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CCP Shadow
Caldari C C P
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Posted - 2010.02.28 19:50:00 -
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Moved to Crime and Punishment. Don't make me regret this.
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Oricalchum
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Posted - 2010.02.28 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shadow Moved to Crime and Punishment. Don't make me regret this.
Me, and my character, are gay for CCP Shadow, no confusion.
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Droning Ceo
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Posted - 2010.02.28 20:06:00 -
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I thought this was completely general discussion.
Nothing to do with crime forun.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.28 20:06:00 -
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I like how you need to start this off with "I'm totally straight". Have some confidence young man!
Here is my story, basically random guy in wormhole tries to groom me IRL ~
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Arvano
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Posted - 2010.02.28 20:14:00 -
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I've not done it in this game yet, but after getting bored of my main in another MMO which... shall remain nameless... which stole... 3 years of my life and made me fat...
I made female alts from that point on, so that when my friends... online friends... not real ones... i lost contact with all of those around a year after I began playing that MMO...
So you know, when they weren't online, I'd be able to get horny 14 year old boys to help me kill Hogger easier. Or do Deadmines... because cookie's stirring rod was an awesome wand.
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Droning Ceo
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Posted - 2010.02.28 20:16:00 -
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this thread is already going places.
Thankyou for the lols gladys. and the other guy. what.
What??
WAT.
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Arvano
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Posted - 2010.02.28 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Droning Ceo this thread is already going places.
Thankyou for the lols gladys. and the other guy. what.
What??
WAT.
Sigh.
I was a woman in WoW so that I could get easy help with quests and dungeon boosts from horny teenagers, but I haven't tried it in this game yet.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.28 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Arvano
Originally by: Droning Ceo this thread is already going places.
Thankyou for the lols gladys. and the other guy. what.
What??
WAT.
Sigh.
I was a woman in WoW so that I could get easy help with quests and dungeon boosts from horny teenagers, but I haven't tried it in this game yet.
I rolled a hot human female in WoW once and I hit my first testosterone driven knight in shining armor after only 5 minutes in Elwynn forest. It disgusted me so I rerolled a male right away. Later, on Horde side I rolled a really distasteful female undead and called her 'grandma'. I had no problems on that one :)
Also, funny read Spank.
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The'Best Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2010.02.28 21:55:00 -
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sup
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.02.28 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: The'Best Hellfury sup
ur ***** ~
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Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
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Posted - 2010.02.28 21:59:00 -
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The cool part about being bi is that it doesn't matter if the player matches the avatar or not.
Also: confirming that I still have a crush on Helicity Boson. __________
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plaugewraith1
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:01:00 -
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It's quite disturbing to realize that people do not realize that 90% of the female characters out there are male.
And the 10% that are not male usually will not give anyone else the time of day let alone consider hooking up with a stranger on the web.
Food for thought, cookies even
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Baillif
Red Mist Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:03:00 -
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Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:07:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Oh yeah, that was awesome!
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Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:09:00 -
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I pretend to be Paris Hilton but it just gets me killed faster, I dont know why :S FIRST!! |
Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Alchemist's Alt I pretend to be Paris Hilton but it just gets me killed faster, I dont know why :S
I think the Chihuahua Liberation Army [WOOF] is after you.
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The'Best Hellfury
Incura
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
wait, what?
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:29:00 -
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Edited by: Zedic on 28/02/2010 22:29:20
Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Were they both hot? (what?)
I mean, I wouldn't "pay" for it, but how does making out with someone allow them to steal your isk? We better be moved in, bought a dog and humping like two rats in a wool sock before there's any sharing of the iskies.
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Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.28 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
GHSC took credit, amirite? FIRST!! |
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:17:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 28/02/2010 23:17:22
Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Hey look I found it :D
EDIT: And here it is with all the juicy stuff left intact.
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plaugewraith1
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Posted - 2010.02.28 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralJohn Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 28/02/2010 23:17:22
Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Hey look I found it :D
EDIT: And here it is with all the juicy stuff left intact.
Wow thats hilarious. Can you honestly say that he didn't get what he deserved though?
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Droning Ceo
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:27:00 -
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amazing rofl.. :D:D
MOAR
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:37:00 -
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Read Title Notice Blue Bar Expect Epic Post Leave Disappointed
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Ratey
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Droning Ceo I thought this was completely general discussion. Nothing to do with crime forun.
Being totally straight is a crime.
Tell us everything please?
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:44:00 -
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Edited by: Zedic on 01/03/2010 02:44:43
Originally by: plaugewraith1
Originally by: AdmiralJohn Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 28/02/2010 23:17:22
Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Hey look I found it :D
EDIT: And here it is with all the juicy stuff left intact.
Wow thats hilarious. Can you honestly say that he didn't get what he deserved though?
Yup. Douche is still a douche for playing with his emotions. And he's a dumbass for being that gullible, for having a broken gaydar and for giving some douche all his isk the day after meeting him for a kiss. A KISS?! Really? Hawt sweaty monkey sexor? maybe, but there had better be cooking ingredients used, laws broken and small animals traumatized in the process. But yes, just because you can get away with doing something "bad" IRL doesn't mean that you should and if you do it anyway, what you have done will return to you by the law of three.
I wish that muppet still played. I would put him on trial for making the rest of us look bad, and then kick him out of the order. Canadian gays. Figures.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic Edited by: Zedic on 01/03/2010 02:44:43
Originally by: plaugewraith1
Originally by: AdmiralJohn Edited by: AdmiralJohn on 28/02/2010 23:17:22
Originally by: Baillif Whatever happened to that C&P post a while back about the guy who claimed he was scammed for about 10 billion ISK by a guy who claimed to be gay and made out with him at a bar IRL and then gave him a fake phone number and disappeared with the iskies?
Hey look I found it :D
EDIT: And here it is with all the juicy stuff left intact.
Wow thats hilarious. Can you honestly say that he didn't get what he deserved though?
Yup. Douche is still a douche for playing with his emotions. And he's a dumbass for being that gullible, for having a broken gaydar and for giving some douche all his isk the day after meeting him for a kiss. A KISS?! Really? Hawt sweaty monkey sexor? maybe, but there had better be cooking ingredients used, laws broken and small animals traumatized in the process. But yes, just because you can get away with doing something "bad" IRL doesn't mean that you should and if you do it anyway, what you have done will return to you by the law of three.
I wish that muppet still played. I would put him on trial for making the rest of us look bad, and then kick him out of the order. Canadian gays. Figures.
This was a straight thread before you ruined it
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: Boomershoot This was a straight thread before you ruined it
Your threads today, your marriages tomorrow, and your whole society next thursday afternoon.
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Boomershoot
Caldari Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.03.01 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic
Originally by: Boomershoot This was a straight thread before you ruined it
Your threads today, your marriages tomorrow, and your whole society next thursday afternoon.
inside the internets?
kewl
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AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 03:18:00 -
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Well actually if you want some real lulz, check his poasting history on eve-search.
WARNING!!! SPOILERZ!1!1!!!1!
Joke isn't on him
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise
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Posted - 2010.03.01 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic
Originally by: Boomershoot This was a straight thread before you ruined it
Your threads today, your marriages tomorrow, and your whole society next thursday afternoon.
Dude, you're a week behind the curve - move to Sydney... I was hosing passed-out people to get them the hell off my doorstep so I could leave on Sunday morning post-Mardi Gras.
Anyhow, slightly more on topic, I've been let through gate camps because we had a female member in our gang. But she actually was female so that probably doesn't count...
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N'omad
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Posted - 2010.03.01 06:34:00 -
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I once gave a guy a.. hand.. with his.. large package.. that needed to be delivered... all over..
RF Freighter. Not Gay.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.03.01 08:18:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shadow Moved to Crime and Punishment. Don't make me regret this.
Oh boy
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HMSBlueprint
Gallente STORM Squad
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Posted - 2010.03.01 12:10:00 -
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Ventrilo, is the answer to all your problems, can tell who is who that way
btw, Ventrilo > Mumble >
Teamspeak
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.03.01 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shadow Moved to Crime and Punishment. Don't make me regret this.
CCP Shadow, best Shadow C/C? ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Im Nutz
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Posted - 2010.03.01 14:25:00 -
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Hmm... Greatest single 'gift' I have gotten was a Providence for 15 minutes of semi-crap roleplaying.
Suffice to say that this particular person was extremely gullible, and was willing to believe that the pretty Khanid chick was actually a chick.
And no, I don't have that ship any longer. Easiest 700M I've ever made.
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Sisophus
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Posted - 2010.03.01 14:37:00 -
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Confirmed!!! Half of EVE is played in the closet!!!
OMG!!!!
Pass the popcorn...
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Consortium.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 15:13:00 -
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Oooookaaay. This thread went places... Also, don't open a thread with said title, that's just wierd. If you have to say you're totally straight, you're not. Also, that other guy fails for having epically bad gaydar and being incredibly gullible. Manipulation at level V ftw. More on topic, I rolled a female character in WoW. Man did that get creepy fast.... God straight male teenagers are horny, and they will literally try to **** anything they think is female.... Did not want to deal with that in EVE. Sex has it's place, but that place is called Real Life. _________________________________________________________________
Wrong! - Cortes YES! I HAD MY SIG EDITED! DEVS FTW! |
Chick'n Nugget
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:00:00 -
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If you like to dress up like a girl and you pretend to be a girl, you ARE NOT totally straight.
NTTAWWT
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bellaren
Caldari Maximatics Inc
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:11:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child Oooookaaay. This thread went places... Also, don't open a thread with said title, that's just wierd. If you have to say you're totally straight, you're not. Also, that other guy fails for having epically bad gaydar and being incredibly gullible. Manipulation at level V ftw. More on topic, I rolled a female character in WoW. Man did that get creepy fast.... God straight male teenagers are horny, and they will literally try to **** anything they think is female.... Did not want to deal with that in EVE. Sex has it's place, but that place is called Real Life Second Life .
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SHH I'm pretending to be a girl, don't tell anyone.
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Kalmanaka
Caldari Cockpit Commandos
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:14:00 -
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2 pages and MM hasn't posted yet? --------------------------------------- Estimate != Reality What you want != What you get You whine != Someone cares Learn to deal with it. -Abrazzar |
Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Consortium.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: bellaren
Originally by: Zions Child Oooookaaay. This thread went places... Also, don't open a thread with said title, that's just wierd. If you have to say you're totally straight, you're not. Also, that other guy fails for having epically bad gaydar and being incredibly gullible. Manipulation at level V ftw. More on topic, I rolled a female character in WoW. Man did that get creepy fast.... God straight male teenagers are horny, and they will literally try to **** anything they think is female.... Did not want to deal with that in EVE. Sex has it's place, but that place is called Real Life Second Life .
Second Life scares me. What the hell is it? _________________________________________________________________
Wrong! - Cortes YES! I HAD MY SIG EDITED! DEVS FTW! |
Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Zions Child
Originally by: bellaren
Originally by: Zions Child Oooookaaay. This thread went places... Also, don't open a thread with said title, that's just wierd. If you have to say you're totally straight, you're not. Also, that other guy fails for having epically bad gaydar and being incredibly gullible. Manipulation at level V ftw. More on topic, I rolled a female character in WoW. Man did that get creepy fast.... God straight male teenagers are horny, and they will literally try to **** anything they think is female.... Did not want to deal with that in EVE. Sex has it's place, but that place is called Real Life Second Life .
Second Life scares me. What the hell is it?
Hell if I know, dated one of their dev's though.
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Hanso Sparxx
Deep Penetration Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:49:00 -
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I always play as a hard ass male characters in MMOs.
I have to put up with creeps all the time in RL, don't wanna do it in video games...
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Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.03.01 18:28:00 -
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I, too, feel the need to point out that I am, indeed, completely straight. I am so secure in my sexuality, in fact, that I feel the need need to point it out once more: I am completely and utterly straight.
But... is it weird that I think Robot Unicorn Attack rocks?
<.<
>.>
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.03.01 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Paknac Queltel I, too, feel the need to point out that I am, indeed, completely straight. I am so secure in my sexuality, in fact, that I feel the need need to point it out once more: I am completely and utterly straight.
I feel you, brah.
I mean ... not feeling as in touching or anything ...
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Dianna Soreil
Monolithic. Aggressive Dissonance
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Posted - 2010.03.01 19:04:00 -
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i'm totally female ofc
i'll even send pics for 50m isk
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Spruillo
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Posted - 2010.03.01 20:13:00 -
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Edited by: Spruillo on 01/03/2010 20:14:30 0/10 im only one that catches casual trolling after first post along with ccp shadows post transfer and warning which I assume he bothered with in first place only for cheap lulz potential.
Everyone knows theres no rl chicks on teh internets, end of discussion.
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Ragedman
The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2010.03.01 21:59:00 -
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This one dude in my corp said he made a sexy female Amarr toon 'cause he though dudes would give him free stuff.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2010.03.02 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ragedman This one dude in my corp said he made a sexy female Amarr toon 'cause he though dudes would give him free stuff.
confirming 'dis
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HarveyBirdman Esquire
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Posted - 2010.03.02 01:26:00 -
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Edited by: HarveyBirdman Esquire on 02/03/2010 01:25:44 I played a female human priest in WoW for a couple of months. I could literally hear the other players popping wood when I logged on.
Plus, free stuff all the time. Cool loot would drop and I'd type "Can I have that tee hee" and it was mine, along with anything else they had happened to pick up.
I quit after I got a mail explaining what ERP was, and why they would pay me lots of monies to do it with them.
-Harvey Birdman, Moonlights as a Woman for Gold
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Itheaa
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Posted - 2010.03.02 15:00:00 -
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you all know that there is a female player behind the toon "Backdoor Bandit" ? |
Awesome Possum
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Posted - 2010.03.02 15:11:00 -
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Originally by: Itheaa you all know that there is a female player behind the toon "Backdoor Bandit" ?
i wonder what kind of strapon she's wearing. ♥
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.02 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Itheaa you all know that there is a female player behind the toon "Backdoor Bandit" ?
i wonder what kind of strapon she's wearing.
minmatar astrometrics ~
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.03.02 16:11:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Itheaa you all know that there is a female player behind the toon "Backdoor Bandit" ?
i wonder what kind of strapon she's wearing.
minmatar astrometrics
Poppy****. Minmatar using astrometrics? Is that like a toilet paper roll and a bit of string
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Nalesh
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.03.02 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank
Originally by: Awesome Possum
Originally by: Itheaa you all know that there is a female player behind the toon "Backdoor Bandit" ?
i wonder what kind of strapon she's wearing.
minmatar astrometrics
No it's a tremor round duct taped to her.
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Icutty Lotz
Clearly Compensating Da Orkz
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Posted - 2010.03.02 16:27:00 -
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There is a transsexual in our corp, normaly after about a week when she is off line we get asked if its a dude or a chick. However this one guy just assumed he was a she right off the bat, and started flirting with her. At about a month or so someone decided to link her face book page to him. He dint log on for a week.
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CCP Shadow
Caldari C C P
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Posted - 2010.03.02 16:57:00 -
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This thread is beginning to devolve.
"This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again"
*click*
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