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Zlatorg
Caldari Isk Academy
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Posted - 2010.03.03 19:08:00 -
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The Esoteria Tea Party
In the events that took place, the officially backward alliance of Stain Empire, grasping for its space and minions, has decided to tighten its grip on its renters and push for an increase in all out territory participation, financial and military. In defiance of tyranny, a small detachment of the pets led by Sex Drugs and Rockers alliance decided to break off from the harsh rule of the SE / C0ven confederation. As they were weakened by the continuous attacks of the local geriatric paramilitary organization Brick Squad, a local uprising in 0-o system has marked the increase in hostilities in this part of space. It is widely rumored that members of Brick Squad and Sex Drugs and Rockers have dressed up as Cherokee Indians and have stormed the station, throwing over the undock point members of the Stain Empire alliance, crates of local tea and quafe, along with a few spies. As they were thrown overboard, their screams, dulled out by the coldness of empty space, have marked a start of a long and bloody war.
Atlas in turmoil over reset of Stainwagon pvp block
As the recent decision made by the heads of Atlas alliance decided that it would be wiser to support the carebear gutter of Esoteria, namely Systematic Chaos, instead to remain neutral as planned, many seem to question the motives of Atlas management. It has come to the ears of a few local spies residing within the ranks of Phantom Squad corporation that a recent coup staging has been planned but in the last moment foiled by the locals. As last reported, the forging of the master plan to overthrow a few leading officials in the alliance that made the decision to support a non-pvp block has come to a swift end as the leading rules of the alliance stripped the major players in the corp from their roles. The formerly known “Big Lads” are now nothing more then regular members given the right to stay or leave. It is yet to be established whether the feeling of being left out is widespread within the ranks of Atlas and not just an isolated case within the directors.
Jack Gates missing, Goons claim space
As continuous reports of the newly formed alliance Solodrakban and their reclaiming of space next door to Delve and Fountain regions keep coming in, many have stated the question about the whereabouts of the infamous Jack Gates, a.k.a. Jackie Sue, the controversial transgender terrorist. It is rumored that Jack, after spending years of living, surrounded by sin and gluttony, has decided to revoke his evil ways and turn to Buddha for answers and prayer. After his arrest in the state of Florida, Jack, found guilty on several charges, decided to repent and for a while, it seemed to many that the prison life actually did some good and converted him to a pious life. Testimonials claim that although he has not made any public appearance for the local press agencies, it has been confirmed by the local authorities that Jack Gates will be operated upon in the forthcoming period, in hope of restoring his manhood and erasing all tracks of feminine looks. It is also presumed that his absence in the theater of war in EVE actually did some good for the ex-Goon alliance as well, as many evil, wicked people have been kicked from ranks. The future will show whats in store for them upon his return. Jack, we are praying for you. EVE is praying for you. America is praying for you. Come back to us, boy, at least half the man of the woman you used to be.
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Pressman1966
Minmatar Manson Family BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.03 19:29:00 -
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Yes, Brick rules and if you ever been hit before by fist, that is a love tap comapired to being hit by a Brick.
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Barak Tor
Minmatar Legion of Black Mesa
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Posted - 2010.03.03 20:10:00 -
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srsly Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Estagado
Minmatar Gladiators of Rage Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.03.03 21:32:00 -
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should'nt this be in the OMFG i have no LIFE role playing forum? [url=http://killboard.systematic-chaos.eu/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=72715] [/url] |
Comy 1
Amarr Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.03 22:04:00 -
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Who want to read about brick...caod is only for important alliances.
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Psychotic Turtle
Minmatar Peanut Factory BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.03 23:33:00 -
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Anyone who writes off SE just like that obviously has no clue about this part of space. There is a tradition of SE renters revolting in that system. I forsee allot of determined pew pew coming from SE over the next little while.
Long live Br1ck and our enemies who make it worth while loging on.
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Aegis Osiris
Gallente Peanut Factory BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.03 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Psychotic Turtle ...SE renters[are]revolting...
Gee Turt, tell us what you really feel :P
Originally by: Psychotic Turtle
Long live Br1ck and our enemies who make it worth while loging on.
Dude, we fail...but not badly enough to have a number in our name...reading comp for the w1n, eh?
(he's gonna shoot me for this...i just know it...) I like violet more then pink.
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Psychotic Turtle
Minmatar Peanut Factory BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.03 23:44:00 -
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U R right Aeg1s.
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Cacador Especiais1
Amarr Ore Mongers BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.04 00:05:00 -
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Brick forum warriors...primary the wall of text qweeek. -no no quit targeting different sentences....Focus fire you bums.
Were invading stain wagon to avenge our goon brosefs....who really cant be our brosefs anymore with a name like solodrakhansolodrakhansolodrakhan.....honestly...who the eff wants to be blue with super long names. All is well cuz now were IT pets...that are going to kill our pet brosefs(SE/c0ven) with our other brosefs (sys-k).so we can have pos bash wars that arent in a npc region for once.
True Story.
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Charlemeign
Gallente BESTIAL CARNAGE SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.04 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: Cacador Especiais1 Brick forum warriors...primary the wall of text qweeek. -no no quit targeting different sentences....Focus fire you bums.
Were invading stain wagon to avenge our goon brosefs....who really cant be our brosefs anymore with a name like solodrakhansolodrakhansolodrakhan.....honestly...who the eff wants to be blue with super long names. All is well cuz now were IT pets...that are going to kill our pet brosefs(SE/c0ven) with our other brosefs (sys-k).so we can have pos bash wars that arent in a npc region for once.
True Story.
Wow.
I thought so.
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Pinza
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.04 02:45:00 -
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/subscribed
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Lady Nerevar
Minmatar C.R.M Productions Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2010.03.04 03:32:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Nerevar on 04/03/2010 03:32:43 pl0x change to: Sex, Drugs, Rock'n'Roll
kthxbai.
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McFly
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.04 03:43:00 -
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2/10 thread.... but havin fun here anyway.
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VCBee 2fast2furious
Gallente GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.03.04 17:22:00 -
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Originally by: Cacador Especiais1
Look at all dose line breaks
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Garkonite
Caldari Internet Spaceship Gamers Sex Drugs And Rock'N'Roll
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Posted - 2010.03.04 19:06:00 -
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i like tea
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Zlatorg
Caldari The Reformed BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.03.05 04:33:00 -
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bR Fortuna > sup bR Fortuna > were u in there doing recuitment for brick? Zlatorg > lemme guess, you wanna join? bR Fortuna > ahh bR Fortuna > been thinking about it bR Fortuna > current alliance kinda depressing me Zlatorg > ye, sysk is a very crappy alliance, I understand why you want to leave bR Fortuna > i dont WANT to leave yet bR Fortuna > just thinking about prolly in the future bR Fortuna > i dunno how you guys stand on recuiting old red piloets though bR Fortuna > you guys are annoying to fight but i like it Zlatorg > well I suppose all corps need jesters in their ranks to amuse us when we return from fields of combat... can you sing or juggle or tell jokes? bR Fortuna > hahah bR Fortuna > whats the general opinion on sys-k though? bR Fortuna > what do bricks think of us bR Fortuna > we have our fair share of ******s and this i know bR Fortuna > lol so spare me that Zlatorg > Well, Id give one of the alliance management a buzz on that... bR Fortuna > on what Zlatorg > Cant speak for masses, although I can tell you how I feel about Sys-K bR Fortuna > yeah shoot Zlatorg > I HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-KI HATE SYS-K! Zlatorg > BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN bR Fortuna > its just the mass of the ******s we DO have in alliance and the general lack of valid piolets who can actually pvp is what upsets me bR Fortuna > lol why's that Zlatorg > Well, it all started with these voices in my head telling me to do stuff.... Zlatorg > nasty stuff bR Fortuna > like bang sheep and kidnap small children? Zlatorg > nah, not sheep, Sys-k members bR Fortuna > heh Zlatorg > thats why I came to Brick, to bang sys-k and kidnap small russian and polish children from Coven and SE bR Fortuna > yeah lol i hear ya bR Fortuna > brick is majority american/us tz ppl huh? Zlatorg > Zlatorg > Well, Id give one of the alliance management a buzz on that... bR Fortuna > it was defiently a thought bR Fortuna > for myself Zlatorg > do you know that this alliance has women that have killed more Sys-K then theres men in Sys-K that have killed more Bricks? bR Fortuna > haha bR Fortuna > i woulnt bet against you on that bR Fortuna > but our true quarl has never been with bricks Zlatorg > I reckon Sys-K members should let their hair grow, waist long and grow some boobies if they wanna make a few kills :) Zlatorg > I would not know a thing about that bR Fortuna > now now bR Fortuna > i didnt convo you to hear trash m8, just to ask a few friendly questions Zlatorg > I cant, when I have a chat with any sys-k, all the negative stuff seems to just pur out of me bR Fortuna > hahah bR Fortuna > were you with the group that just came through esoteria? Zlatorg > dunno, theres many groups flying about and killing off stuff, you would have to be a little more specific? bR Fortuna > http://br1ck.podzone.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=143678 bR Fortuna > the group with scooter bR Fortuna > seems like that group is fighting with coven right now bR Fortuna > a couple jumps away Zlatorg > Dunoo, I suppose you could always convo scooter to ask him if he is with that group he was in at the time the event took place, I cant help you there cause I am unaware of a few issues bR Fortuna > ooh alright bR Fortuna > well good talking bR Fortuna > fly ... semi-safe bR Fortuna > peace
I have been tainted by the Sys-K filth. God help me! :( Where are my dolls?!?! Dont convo me anymore! Leave me alone! I R NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!! Ding dong the bells are ringing in my head! Oh how they ring a ding dong away.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.05 16:48:00 -
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Thread locked. I think Zlatorg has nothing more to say on this topic.
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