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Aurora Arashi
Amarr
Forging Industries
Einherjar Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.07 01:52:00 -
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Hello everyone,
I am a novice researcher currently involved with a super secret project surrounding baked goods. Many a year ago several researchers expressed concern over the lack of grain, often obtained from baked goods, in capsuleer's diets. It is because of this that I have studied over the last several years the ancient art of baking.
In the early days baked goods sustained people of every empire. Cheap, delicious, and nutritious, they were perfect. However the modern day pilot does not experience the joys of cinnamon buns, or fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. I would like to change that.
For the last several months I have been working on developing new forms of space-worthy baked goods. I am also researching new uses for these products.
Among my prototype innovations include:
- Cinnamon Bun Launcher (12 buns per rack)
- Homing Cinnamon Bun (Uses a special Raisin tracking mechanism developed by my college)
- Frozen Dough Gating Rifle
- "The Cake is a Lie" tracking disruptor
- "Doughnut" close range blade-based drones
I, however, am running out of funds for my research and none of my technologies are yet stable for market. So, I come to you, the almighty investors. I ask for small, non-refundable donations to fuel my research. Should any of my products come to life, I will share profits with all investors in the form of my next invention: delicious cupcake smart bombs. Investors may also request a short (one paragraph) tale from my lab.
Please feel free to ask any questions or get in touch in game.
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Companion Trollin
You are going too fast
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Posted - 2010.03.07 01:59:00 -
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This topic is relevant to my interests, I'd like to act as an angel investor and help you get your research off the ground. Can I fund you in rifters?
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Riethe
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Posted - 2010.03.07 02:03:00 -
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To be honest, you almost had me. I read through the post about 6 times, it seemed flawless.
Then I caught this:
 Originally by: Aurora Arashi
In the early days baked goods sustained people of every empire. Cheap, delicious, and nutritious, they were perfect.
Nutritious? Really? You think you can come in here and try to slip that in?
There's no such thing as delicious sweets that are nutritious. Not even in space. Don't lie to my face.
(sending you a 50 million ISK non-refundable donation)
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Nin Kimrov
Minmatar
Kenzi Arms and Munitions
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Posted - 2010.03.07 02:04:00 -
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Kenzi Arms and Munitions is interesed in buying any of your future research involving weapons of massive destructions or delicious cakes. As his representant, I inquire you to deposit a more detail plan of your future operations.
Nim Kimrov
Director
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Varo Jan
Caravanserai Consulting
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Posted - 2010.03.07 05:09:00 -
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Exlax Inertia Stabilisers would go down well with Blockade Runners.
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Aurora Arashi
Amarr
Forging Industries
Einherjar Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.07 05:36:00 -
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Originally by: Companion Trollin
This topic is relevant to my interests, I'd like to act as an angel investor and help you get your research off the ground. Can I fund you in rifters?
Any and all donations are accepted in any form. All goods will be sold, used, tested on, or eaten in the best way possible. I will speak with you in game.
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Aurora Arashi
Amarr
Forging Industries
Einherjar Alliance
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Posted - 2010.03.07 05:41:00 -
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Originally by: Nin Kimrov
Kenzi Arms and Munitions is interesed in buying any of your future research involving weapons of massive destructions or delicious cakes. As his representant, I inquire you to deposit a more detail plan of your future operations.
Nim Kimrov
Director
I shall inform you of any productions. Thank you for your interest.
Quote:
To be honest, you almost had me. I read through the post about 6 times, it seemed flawless.
Then I caught this:
Originally by: Aurora Arashi
In the early days baked goods sustained people of every empire. Cheap, delicious, and nutritious, they were perfect.
Nutritious? Really? You think you can come in here and try to slip that in?
There's no such thing as delicious sweets that are nutritious. Not even in space. Don't lie to my face.
(sending you a 50 million ISK non-refundable donation)
Hello,
I assure you that, while in those days the foods were considered unnessecary treats, in these days it has been proven that 3 in 5 capsuleers do not get enough grains!
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Nin Kimrov
Minmatar
Kenzi Arms and Munitions
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Posted - 2010.03.07 18:43:00 -
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Here is the informations that I requested from the accounting agent of Aurora Arashi. This follow is the mail I received from him. This business seem to be promiting. I recommend any investisors to invest in this.
Statements
From: Aurora Arashi
Sent: 2010.03.07 18:35
To: Nin Kimrov,
Hello Mrs. Kimrov,
I've included the following statement from my accounting agent.
Regards,
Aurora
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Inquiry for knowledges!
From: Mabera Mohra
Sent: 2010.02.19 18:38
To: Aurora Arashi,
Hi Aurora,
Here is what you've requested.
Total Income:
Approx 1,000,000 ISK/Day Mining
Approx 2,300,000 ISK/Week Salvage and assorted ventures
Total Expenses:
Approx 950,000 ISK/Day 'Secret Project' (When are you going to tell me what this is?)
Approx 790,000 ISK/Week Fuel and Supplies.
Total Money transfers:
50,000,000 ISK from donor.
20,000,000 ISK of mission based rewards.
5,000 ISK Inheritance
Look forward to seeing you soon,
Mabera Mohra (Nafomeh VII Moon 18, Tash Murkon Family Bureau)
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